October 13th, 2009
Cabbage Patch Man
Cabbage Patch Man comes complete with a birth certificate, application for adoption and they are each sold separately.
California
Cabbage Patch Man,
Cabbage Patch Man comes complete with a birth certificate, application for adoption and they are each sold separately.
California
Cabbage Patch Man,
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HOLY COW!!!! makes u wonder if he owns a mirror or just trusts his stylist?
October 13th, 2009
I think that’s a spider…one of those banana spiders from Cuba! It must have fallen off the truck!
October 13th, 2009
Aye Carumba!
October 13th, 2009
All I can think of when I see that is ‘bush’.
October 13th, 2009
The only way to tell if he’s truely authentic is to check his butt for the signature!!
October 13th, 2009
Pubic Hair Club for Men!
October 13th, 2009
LMAO.
I wonder if it has the trademark cabbage patch “outtie” This reminds me of those commercials of what the 80s toys did after the 80s. They had one for the Cabbage Patch Kids
October 13th, 2009
Now all he needs is a bow and a bib…..
October 13th, 2009
I think this is more like one of those Garbage Pail Kids that came out in the late eightys all grown up!!! They were the discusting spin-off of the Cabbage Patch Kids
October 13th, 2009
Pubic hair club for men…gone wrong!
October 13th, 2009
Hey, at least he’s willing to be himself. And his hams aren’t hanging out.
October 13th, 2009
Really needs a Charley Brown shirt to pull off that ensemble.
October 13th, 2009
Wow, a Reverse Bald Spot! Amazing what the genetics of inbreeding can do!
October 13th, 2009
gone completely wrong!
October 13th, 2009
Well now, doesn’t he look like the Lil Sprout doll from cabbage patch kids., Brings back memories of the song….cabbage patch, cabbage patch, yum yum yum, cabbage patch, cabbage patch gimme some.
October 13th, 2009
Hey, Its Ronaldo! Can I have an autograph?
October 13th, 2009
i had that doll, with the tuff of hair on top. wow! just go bald bro!
October 13th, 2009
His first Flowbee experience wasn’t the greatest but practice make perfect.
October 13th, 2009
”Excuse me sir you have a Ginea Pig on your head.”
October 13th, 2009
Wonder if he has beautiful flowing straight hair downstairs?
October 13th, 2009
Sweet scuba tanks full of farts! What kind of childhood did he have?
October 13th, 2009
Merkins for Men Hairclub..
October 13th, 2009
I know…..I know…. I am looking in the rug department
October 13th, 2009
Just think…in the 80′s people used to fight over Cabbage Patch kids in Wal-Mart. My, how times have changed.
October 13th, 2009
No no no… it’s Uncle Phil from Fresh Prince of Bel-Air! Remember that episode where Will and Carleton were making him try on the hairpieces?! Someone clearly took that episode to heart… and head.
October 13th, 2009
Hey barber, just clean up the top and sides please, leave my bangs alone I don’t want to look like a total dork.
October 13th, 2009
Gotta be unemployed. Disability check for being a fatso?
October 13th, 2009
you missed a spot…
October 13th, 2009
Well now we see what happens when toys come alive… I wonder how many more of those are on the shelfs in the back?
October 13th, 2009
that is Ronaldinho’s (soccer player) hair cut.
October 13th, 2009
He is just showing his love for the classic 80′s vagina trim.
October 13th, 2009
OK, now I suffer from “male pattern baldness” but what the heck does this guy have??
October 13th, 2009
Maybe he did not understand the Rogaine directions and he is buying the CD “growing nair for dummies”
October 13th, 2009
He intended to pay for the rest of his implants, but walmart laid him off.
October 13th, 2009
I just wanna know…
if I vote for him will my wildest dreams come true?
October 13th, 2009
PEDRO!
+ Twinkies.
I’d vote for him.
October 13th, 2009
He’s looking for hair bands.
October 13th, 2009
“Tuff Guy”
October 13th, 2009
Maybe he´s bald and that´s facial hair???
October 13th, 2009
He should probably learn to use a razor better next time he does his own haircut
October 13th, 2009
I was wondering about the guy in the back. What is he wearing? A camo sweater?
October 13th, 2009
“After a night of drinking, Bob was embarrassed when he discovered he’d put his bald on backwards.”
October 13th, 2009
does he come with xavier roberts’ signature tattooed on his ass cheek?
October 13th, 2009
Always the fashion innovator, Jesus introduces the ‘reverse Hari Krishna.’
October 13th, 2009
All I can say is, “No, No, No!”
October 13th, 2009
I’m gonna guess that in his case not only does the curtains match the carpet, but its an identical match
October 13th, 2009
Cha CHa CHa Chia, CHa CHa CHa Chia pet
October 13th, 2009
lol, WHATS WRONG
October 13th, 2009
i have the strongest urge to get some scissors and snip snip!
October 13th, 2009
Oh. Dear.
October 13th, 2009
Someone missed pinning the tail on the donkey’s ass…. or did they?
October 13th, 2009
Her:
“A little higher”
October 13th, 2009
One word…………”tuft” LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
October 13th, 2009
I would only hope that’s an exercise video he’s looking at
October 13th, 2009
Thanks to this website, I have now officially seen everything…
lmao…
October 13th, 2009
OK, totally crude, but is that a vagina on his head??
October 13th, 2009
He also resembles a poodle…..
October 13th, 2009
ooooh, man boobs to match the girl pubes!
October 13th, 2009
The lady in the background is excited about the fact the dude scoping out the DVD’s just might be one of the original 4 Horseman – I’m thinkin’ the only wrestling this guys done was a losing battle with a Norelco and a Hotdog cart on 25th & Main….
October 13th, 2009
Even the guy in the background is laughing at him! HAHAHA!
October 13th, 2009
That’s a chick–check out the breasts!
October 13th, 2009
Cabbage Patch man is not intended for children under 18 years old.
October 13th, 2009
The really funny part about it is that it looks like he’s actually tried to put a part down the middle?!
October 13th, 2009
that is what i refer to as “island head”… though i’ve never seen the island in the front…
October 13th, 2009
What a look.. he could really take it up a notch by:
1)Teasing it into a unicorn horn
2)Tease it all sideways and make it look like a splat
3)Pull it down and tie it in with a long mustache
4)or my favorite, simply color it orange and wear a clown nose
October 13th, 2009
The recent convert to Judaism is still unfamiliar with proper yarmulke placement.
October 13th, 2009
Please replace your divots ON the golf course. This means you!
October 13th, 2009
I am so sad that I have not seen anything this sweet in my WalMart.
October 13th, 2009
okay, so now somebody has to help me off the floor from laughing so hard at the photo and then the comments………………………………..thanks
October 13th, 2009
The trouble with tribbles!! Shatner, help us!
October 13th, 2009
I’m guessing that’s there to hide one hell of a birthmark.
October 13th, 2009
I want one!
October 13th, 2009
He did not understand the the hair growth creme instructions so he is buying a copy of “hair growth for dummies” on CD
October 13th, 2009
http://ublib.buffalo.edu/libraries/projects/comics/images/BabyHueyBabyGiant7.gif
October 13th, 2009
After recovering from drugs recently, Christian haysus decided it was time for a mayor change in his life. He thought a new style might do the trick.
Makes you wonder what the step phase of “healing” will be….
*scary voice chimes in* “IIttss OOnNlllyy the beGGinIIngggg” muhahaha
October 13th, 2009
It is the opposite of a combover!!
October 13th, 2009
Uh OH! Baby Huey!
October 13th, 2009
Where are the two legs that should be on the side of his head?
October 13th, 2009
I’m just trying to figure out…..WHY????? How could someone think this was a good look, and who let him out of the house looking like that??
October 13th, 2009
Excuse me sir i think you over dryed your toupe it seems to have shrunk
October 13th, 2009
Don’t you just know that his family has been trying to get him to shave that thing off of his head. Ugh!
October 13th, 2009
Looks like old Rocky Top.
October 13th, 2009
Male Pattern HOTNESS!!
October 13th, 2009
The sad reality is lots of beaners wear their hair like this.
October 13th, 2009
he looks like a tub full of refried beans.
October 13th, 2009
Looks like he’s sleeping…
October 13th, 2009
Dude, I’ve SEEN that guy!
October 13th, 2009
i also hear it comes with a green card and even food stamps!
October 13th, 2009
How can people take you seriously when that is on your head? Does this guys family/friends dislike him this much that they won’t give hime a hint… hey uh you know what hair style isn’t all so sweet… um… yours…
I think he has a fear of commitment… couldn’t lose it all at once, lol…
October 13th, 2009
My girlfriend has one of those too. It ain’t on her forehead.
October 13th, 2009
hey…….Dad what are you doing on this website?? And to think that I thought you were the coolest dude on the face of the planet!!
October 13th, 2009
um excuse me sir did your cat throw up a hairball on you this morning?
October 13th, 2009
BULLS EYE!
October 13th, 2009
Here come da Spaniards,
Here come da Spaniards,
Here come da Spaniards.
October 13th, 2009
Clearly a victim of The Hair Club for Men’s installment plan.
October 13th, 2009
It’s a scalp issue technically referred to as “vaginopecia.”
October 13th, 2009
This is the guy who shoved my hymen through to my nostrils.
October 13th, 2009
How much longer are men willing to walk around with gangsta shaved heads? A decade ago, it may have made guys appear cool and defiant. Today it just looks cold and dumb.
October 13th, 2009
Where are they now?
http://imgs.inkfrog.com/pix/ianraychan/bradleroy1.JPG
WAL-MART EXCLUSIVE CABBAGE PATCH KIDS 25TH ANNIVERSARY NEWBORN – BRAD LEROY BALD BOY WITH BLUE EYES BORN MAY 25TH
October 13th, 2009
A failed attempt at this. Too much fertilizer.http://www.afunnystuff.com/pictures/Funny-pictures/Mr-T-as-a-Chia-pet.html
October 13th, 2009
His hair do looks like my Shih Tzu’s
October 13th, 2009
Ahh Puberty. Natures way of signaling the female species I have matured and am now ready to procreate.
October 13th, 2009
Cabage Patch man. Green Card not included
October 13th, 2009
CHI-CHI-CHIA
October 13th, 2009
Yep, they’re sold seperately because we could’nt fit two of ‘em in one package……
October 13th, 2009
Cabbage Patch Man comes complete with a birth certificate, application for adoption and they are each sold separately……..
Call now and the man boobs are free……. a $19.95 value, free…….
October 13th, 2009
Hey Folks! Billy Mays here for the new Hair Mower! Shave, trim, edge – it does it all! Act now and we’ll throw in Jambys mother [show in photo] for free!!!!
October 13th, 2009
How did he get hair to grow on his forehead anyway?
October 13th, 2009
WTF!? Never seen a hairline recede BACKWARDS!
October 13th, 2009
Hey! I just found my bangs from 7th grade! They have been missing since 1989!
October 13th, 2009
Antoine from ‘In Living Color’ is still reviewing films…HATED IT!!!
October 13th, 2009
He looks like a bottom
October 13th, 2009
PARTY IN THE FRONT!!!!!!!!!
October 13th, 2009
and the greeter said, “Excuse me sir- we don’t allow pets. Your hamsters will have to wait outside”
October 13th, 2009
Is it just me or does it look like pubic hair?
October 13th, 2009
Cute, but not as cute as Baldy man from the late, great Hamlet cigr ads on the tv … ah, the PC world is a sad desert without humour… thank heaven for this site!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0SbVFxl64A
Enjoy another sexy lurve God…
October 13th, 2009
Tis creature looks like a cross between an angry Chia Pet and Mr. Potato Head…
October 13th, 2009
HE NEEDS A DAMN BRA! He has some saggy ass boobs.
October 13th, 2009
Excuse me sir, but there seems to be a dead rat on your forehead… just thought you should know…
October 13th, 2009
I hate that beener
October 13th, 2009
I bet the carpet matches the curtains…
October 13th, 2009
Typical wetback
October 13th, 2009
cha cha cha chia!
October 13th, 2009
“Cabbage Patch Man comes complete with a birth certificate, application for adoption and they are each sold separately…”
Hell, he probably NEEDS that birth certificate to “prove” his citizenship… beats a green card any day!
October 13th, 2009
Charile Brown is out buying tampons for his wife, Lucy.
October 13th, 2009
CHARLIE BROWN!!!!!
October 13th, 2009
Are you sure that’s an authentic Cabbage Patch? I mean does he have proof he has citizenship in the U.S.?
October 13th, 2009
Does he come with a green card?
October 13th, 2009
dammit I have one spot of hair left and I’m keeping it!!
October 13th, 2009
Ha Ha..this is too funny
October 13th, 2009
Looks like my vajayjay.
October 13th, 2009
It looks like that guy has somehow got his girlfriend’s Merkin stuck to his forehead.
October 13th, 2009
Now THAT is an example of an anti-mullet!
October 13th, 2009
Comes complete with Birth Certificate!
October 13th, 2009
That guy in the back ground knows exactly where this picture is going to end up.
October 13th, 2009
That’s what you get for going to the Walmart salon…..
October 13th, 2009
Yeah that’s a garbage pail kid.. His name is “dirty sanchez”
October 13th, 2009
If you have that little bit of hair left, SHAVE IT!
October 13th, 2009
Hair Club for Men sponsored by Wal-Mart!
He’ll be back next month when his pubes grow back.
October 13th, 2009
He looks like he has nut hair on his head. .
October 13th, 2009
Someone needs to glue HIM to their car…
October 13th, 2009
He’s one foot too tall and 70 years too late for The Wizard of Oz
October 13th, 2009
Before giving your girlfriend “Oral Delight” , make sure her merkin is secured with a high quality dobule sided tape is all i’m sayin’ !!
October 13th, 2009
* double *
October 13th, 2009
Roy promised himself ,that the next time he was giving the missus “the Royal treatment”,he would make sure he wouldn’t mix up the chocolate sauce with the Gorilla Glue
October 13th, 2009
walmart has a hair salon now? that’s the only excuse i can think of…..
October 13th, 2009
Maybe he is the “baby daddy” for all of those Cabbage Patch Kids. If he supported his kids, they wouldn’t be up for adoption!!
October 13th, 2009
“Cabbage Patch Man comes complete with a birth certificate…”
Hey, he’s one step ahead of Obama!
October 13th, 2009
Making the “Mullet” look good since… well, RIGHT NOW!
October 13th, 2009
It looks like a vagina on his head.
October 13th, 2009
Who says that white people were the stupidest?
October 13th, 2009
Poor guy. Leave him alone. Could you imagine if it was your picture on here? Besides, he looks more like Potato Head than a Cabbage Patch Kid.
October 13th, 2009
Are you sure he comes with a birth certificate? He probably comes with a Green Card. It is Illegal Immigrant Cabbage Patch Kid.
October 13th, 2009
WHOA.
This guy is AMAZING.
October 13th, 2009
And America made fun of Kate Gosslin’s hair. I think he has her beat.
October 13th, 2009
who’s the lucky bastard that get to sign his butt? damn…so jealous.
October 13th, 2009
HURRY SOMEONE CHECK HIS BUTT FOR THE CPK SIGNATURE
October 13th, 2009
Gangs used to beat the shit out of you to initiate you….now they just embarrass the shit out of you. Poor Baby Joker.
October 13th, 2009
I think the man is stylin’.
October 13th, 2009
I bet he scores big with the fine chicks.with that perm an shit
October 13th, 2009
Imagine if he bumped his forehead and it started bleeding.
October 14th, 2009
I-It’s time to let it go. ;_;
October 14th, 2009
mr potatoe head now lurking walmart
October 14th, 2009
OMG! This guy is on The Smoking Gun! Looks like he grew his hair back…
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/1009092mugs6.html
October 14th, 2009
AHAHA! Oh man this is a good one lol, holy shit. What a dumbass.
October 14th, 2009
Look out Joan Rivers–This was a beard before the botched facelift!!!!!!
October 14th, 2009
He’s a Cabbage Patch Kid all grown up.
October 14th, 2009
@ CrazyCatLady
One of my co-workers printed his pic from the smoking gun and put it in my office, I just noticed this, looks like he’s wearing the same shirt too!
October 14th, 2009
WOW, I think I just found this same guy (or his brother) over in the smoking guns web site in the mug shots… it’s even the same shirtgo check this out:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/1009092mugs6.html
October 14th, 2009
The Mexican kid from Napoleon Dynamite grew up.
October 14th, 2009
Is that a beaver on his forehead?
October 14th, 2009
Looks like a Muff!!!
October 14th, 2009
I’ll be damned…A Latino Baby Huey.
October 14th, 2009
OMG is that PUBIC HAIR glued to his forehead???
October 14th, 2009
Gives a whole new meaning to “trim”
October 14th, 2009
He actually paid someone to do that to his head?
October 15th, 2009
Cabbage patch man? are you saying he’s like a cabbage patch baby or are you thinking that’s where this guy works…*ducking*
October 15th, 2009
That hair isn’t going to protrude past your nose any more than your gut protrudes past your shlong. Sorry bro!
October 15th, 2009
Cabbage Patch Kid, all grown up!!!!
October 15th, 2009
blow with the wind…..
October 15th, 2009
You know they say, you eat so much of one thing, and you start to turn into it lol.
October 16th, 2009
he looks like a customer or two that comes into my store…
October 16th, 2009
Yea, the muff on his head is sweet but check out the man boobs! Hmmm…I’m guessing 34B
October 16th, 2009
his vagina is on his head
October 16th, 2009
Shouldn’t that be Cabbage ‘Snatch’ Man?
October 17th, 2009
WHY????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 17th, 2009
Its the security guard Guillermo from the jimmy kimmel show
October 17th, 2009
It looks like he has a fucking out of control bushy vagina on his freaking head!
October 18th, 2009
Omg does anyone remember the Pubic Hair Club for Men skit on In Living Color. HAHAH.
October 18th, 2009
there is a squirrel on that guys head
October 18th, 2009
Please Santa! Please Santa!
October 19th, 2009
official emoticon of the Cabbage Patch Man:
*:{o
October 19th, 2009
I wanna be like him when I grow up. Maybe theres a nasty mole under there or something.
October 20th, 2009
MUST…..SHAVE….OFF……oh god…
October 20th, 2009
So the guy found one of those Japanese pussy wigs called “Merkins”, then crazy-glued it to his noggin.
October 21st, 2009
So here is the walking genetic breakthough for male pattern baldness.
October 21st, 2009
Es la gran calabaza Carlos Marrón!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 22nd, 2009
If hes the cabbage patch doll….hes hispanic….he comes with YOUR birth certificate and thanks to Obama he wont have to be adopted here soon…he will be naturalized for being illegal and in this country!
October 23rd, 2009
Charlie Brown grew up!
October 25th, 2009
OMG i cant even put words to this it is just wrong in every way yuck
October 26th, 2009
growing the bangs in for the wife,she like em.
October 28th, 2009
He looks like Charlie Brown!
October 30th, 2009
That guy is a pu$$y !
November 1st, 2009
ITS BLACK CHARLIE BROWN!
November 3rd, 2009
I farted and burst into spontaneous laughter the moment I came across this.
Unlike the vehicles I have shown interest in, I refuse to adopt one, no matter how homely it is.
November 3rd, 2009
Hey, Loverboy,
It’s ‘sit on my face’, not, ‘sit on my head’. Cabbage Thatch Man; Confused cross-dresser; It’s his only proof that he finally ‘got some’.
November 4th, 2009
“My wife likes it when I grow the bangs out for her.”
November 5th, 2009
I’m so not voting for Pedro.
November 5th, 2009
My zohan bush is not it its right place
November 9th, 2009
He must have torn off most of his hair on the barbed wire while sneaking over the border.
November 22nd, 2009
come with a green card?
November 23rd, 2009
“Gimme the Charlie Brown” he told his barber.
November 24th, 2009
This is fourty year old charlie brown.
November 27th, 2009
He looks like Ronaldo, brazilian soccer player.
http://images.google.com.br/images?hl=pt-BR&source=hp&q=ronaldo%20cascao&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi
November 29th, 2009
Oh wow, I see what Brad DeLong is talking about. How could I be so blind? Those damn Democrats! Have they no shame?
November 30th, 2009
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