May 14th, 2012
Hitting Bikini Bottom
Looks like we got us a pair of biscuit bottoms to choose from! Although these biscuit bottoms look more like biscuits covered in some thick chunky sausage gravy so I guess I can’t really blame any of you for not being able to choose one over the other.
North Dakota & South Carolina
Hitting Bikini Bottom,
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“I’m sexy and I know it,” is playing in the overhead music.
May 14th, 2012
I want both. Yes, I am getting therapy for that…..
May 14th, 2012
I just threw up a little on my mouth
May 14th, 2012
Im the one that said just grab them in the biscuits.
May 14th, 2012
YIKES!!! I am off to the gym!!!!!
May 14th, 2012
I have weighed 315 lbs and I have weighed 125 lbs, but not even at my thinnest did I wear something like that! There is a thing called dressing weight appropriate.
May 14th, 2012
I want to laugh, but I always remember these obtuse people can breed like kudzu, serve on juries, get a driver’s license, own a gun, and worse of all: vote
This makes me so sad
May 14th, 2012
Let’s hope the gal on the right is shopping for something bigger… to cover that big bottom!
May 14th, 2012
yuck.. they make those little freakin skirts for a reason.. gross.
May 14th, 2012
What whawhat said. They both look lovely. But if I HAD to only pick one, I’ll take the one on the right.
May 14th, 2012
Wal-mart called, they want their cottage cheese back!
May 14th, 2012
More like hitting rock bottom!!
May 14th, 2012
Do these people NOT OWN A MIRROR!?!?! We’re going to need MPAA ratings just to take our kids to Wal-Mart before long!! LOL
May 14th, 2012
Can I get some biscuits with all that gravy?
May 14th, 2012
MILESC, your an idiot.
May 14th, 2012
I wanted to see more but my screen resolution is not wide enough.
May 14th, 2012
Why would someone dress like that in one of the Dakotas? No ocean, right? But thanks for posting the pics; reminded me to look at my 70 year old body in back view and decide never to wear a swimsuit again.
May 14th, 2012
Man, I can go anywhere without paparazzi shooting my ass.
May 14th, 2012
they say that i lynn s of staten island is a tutty ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhh
May 14th, 2012
Heh,heh.I’d tap both of those ! You know what they say about “junk in the trunk” ! AND,”cushion for the pushin’” Heh,heh,heh.
May 14th, 2012
Knock knees are automatic with that build
May 14th, 2012
What my eyes have seen cannot be unseen.
May 14th, 2012
Heh,heh.I’d tap both of those ! You know what they say about “junk in the trunk” and “cushion for the pushin”.Heh,heh.Giggady ! Heh,heh,heh.
May 14th, 2012
Heh,heh.I’d tap both of those ! You know what they say about “junk in the trunk” and “cushion for the pushin”.Heh,heh,heh.Giggady !! Heh,heh.
May 14th, 2012
This pic could be made into a poster and put up in schools for obesity awareness week. If it could just save one youngster from the horror of a life of fatness it would be worth it.
May 14th, 2012
i’m a big girl, and i have some shorts like that, too. but i only wear them to sleep in, and maybe around the house in the morning, if no one is home.
May 14th, 2012
“Talk about bum cakes – my girl’s got ‘em!”
May 14th, 2012
I can’t stand cottage cheese!
May 14th, 2012
Clearly some white boy picked these two. Stick figure women are disgusting, booty is where its at.
May 14th, 2012
I think the one on the right is trying on that swim suit right now, isn’t that underwear sticking out of the bottom? And she’s looking at other swim suits. Somehow I wasn’t grossed out until I noticed this. The one on the left went to the store in this outfit.
May 14th, 2012
Omg……ladies if u have big thighs and a large rear….DON’T WEAR SHORT SHORTS!!!!
May 14th, 2012
I feel my lunch coming up! I would never wear a swimsuit tucked into my butt like that because I’m fat, and know how to dress without drawing attention to it.
May 14th, 2012
Guiutafriend, we really could do without the repulsive comments. They know how they look, they just don’t care. Seems a lot of people these days just don’t care how bad they look.
May 14th, 2012
Ladies, the Fun House Supply store is NOT the best place to buy your mirrors! And at least the one on the right appears to be wearing some sort of underwear, even if it is trying to escape.
May 14th, 2012
Ithink the tattoo on the one on the right solidifes my choice..yep it does!
May 14th, 2012
the zoo called…they want their hippos back.
May 14th, 2012
Even Spongebob is fleeing Bikini Bottom…
May 14th, 2012
being fat isnt a rime or a bad thing cuz millions of us are fat but ya gotta know how to dress so your not falling out anywhere. other people REALLY dont wanna see that. not even other fat people.
May 14th, 2012
they re stunning real american women, and u,people, just jealous to theirs beauty!
May 14th, 2012
EEEEEEWWWWW Ill never eat breakfast again
May 14th, 2012
Ain’t no SHAME in the ladies game! AND THERE SHOULD BE!!!!
May 14th, 2012
I doubt the woman on the left is wearing underwear.
May 14th, 2012
Well I workout and everything but my legs are still worse than hers, no matter how much weight I’ve lost I still have cellulite on my thighs like that. It gets really really hot in AZ, now I’d never wear shorts that short, but all of the shorts I see for sale are that length! It would not be fair for me to overheat and pass out, because my body isn’t perfect to you unrealistic boys. I have been told nothing short of plastic surgery, which I can’t afford right now, will make my thighs look better.
May 14th, 2012
Apparently, unattractive fat chicks have never been able to dress themselves in the first place.
May 14th, 2012
I like the clandestine nature of the photo on the right, plus the mid-calf tattoo adds a nice touch.
May 14th, 2012
I don’t care how hot it is,wear something that covers yourself,and hides the cellulite,wear pedal pushers you dope!
May 14th, 2012
Now you all know why Granny wears long pants and a tunic blouse out in public even if it’s 110 degrees outside. I don’t want to be reminding people about buying some cottage cheese or biscuits or calling the plumber, etc.!
I wish larger women my age would realize they are no longer Barbie, but have become Mrs. Potato Head and dress accordingly.
May 15th, 2012
I’d gladly take the one on the right!
May 15th, 2012
oooooh god my eyes-my gotdang eyes! oh the inhumanity! oh my freakin’ eyes! this needs a warning label on it! it needs to read “CAUTION! May cause permanent blindness!”
May 16th, 2012
its only 20 degrees outside– but when you look THIS good, you gotta show it all year round no matter how cold it is.
May 17th, 2012
I’ll bet you could get a bunch of pictures like this at Golden Corral.
May 17th, 2012
Does it get THAT hot in N.Dakota that women are wearing swimsuits to the store?!
June 4th, 2012
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