Elizabeth!



You serious here bro? Just gonna bring a gator in Walmart like it ain’t no thang? That’s messed up. You know what’s not going to be messed up? When I call up my boy Troy from Swamp People to come and “choot” that thing in the head.

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62 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. bleu

    Gotta get attention somehow. Good or bad doesn’t matter, just like it says in the book.

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  2. ReDu

    Baby alligators bite! WTF?
    If it bites some poor unsuspecting customer, Wal-World deserves it for allowing all kinds of animals into the store.
    Service baby alligator? I doubt it.

    When this sauran grows to over 6th long, this chubber will make an excellent meal…or two or three.
    He could last that gator about two weeks once he’s fully grown.

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  3. The Last Universalist

    The caption is funnier than the picture! I’ can’t stop laughing at the thought of Troy “chooting” that alligator.

    Swamp People is a good show.

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  4. Marie

    I’m surprised he hasn’t accidently stepped on it while dragging it behind him like that. Let’s all hope it’s a plastic toy.

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  5. Heidi

    the caption on this one made me laugh for real! good one!

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  6. Jamie

    OMG. I have never commented on these before but the “chooting” thing has me laughing so hard I can’t stop! Then I read the other comments and keep laughing! Ya’ll are funny!

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  7. Danielle

    Hey, fluffy seems more active than usual.

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  8. me

    He needs to get a dog and walk it judging by his size.

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  9. girl watcher

    I’d call the humane society on him. That poor gator probably has scraped up paws from being dragged. It sure isn’t following him.

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  10. RonnyLR

    “CHOOT’EM NOW!!! CHOOT’EM!!!!!” LOVE SWAMP PEOPLE! TROY IS THE BEST!!

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  11. steven

    this is the sample weight loss program incentive he stops the gator eats him he goes faster the gater gets smaller gators loved pork

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  12. 1/32ndNative

    Wouldn’t a sheep make a better pet for an obviously lonely man like him?

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  13. Walmart Lover

    I can’t believe some of the stupid shit Wal-Mart lets into their store. That is a law suit waiting to happen. Wish I was there I would try and pet it, let it bite me then sue the hell out of Wal-Mart for letting a dangerous animal into their store. What if a little kid tries to grab it and gets bit? Really Wal-Mart WTF are you thinking?

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  14. Bob Hope's Ghost

    there’s a sign on the door that says NO PETS! why can’t these damn door greeters tell people to take their birds, alligators, coons, monkeys and stupid pint size dogs back to their cars?

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  15. Lois

    I didn’t think any animal was allowed in a store. What is going on?

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  16. Colleen

    That *has* to be a fake alligator – you’d think it wouldn’t be able to keep up with its short little legs!

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  17. Merry

    He is probably raising him to eat him, and took him to walmart to ask him what he would taste good next too, like potatos, fat back, or some kale.

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  18. bleu

    LOLOL at 1/32nd!

    Come on people, this is a rubber gator…..or whatever they make them out of now…..

    Might even be photosh!t…..

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  19. Brian

    That can’t be real

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  20. Lily Von Schtupp

    Obviously a staged shot … no way in hell that boy woulda passed that chip display without loading up a cart

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  21. scott allen

    don’t people understand that ANY reptile is a salmonella disease factory just waiting to pass this stuff onto humans. who let this moron and his owner in wally world

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  22. Kim

    Ya’ll know down south people eat “gator”! That’s just the boys supper that’s all, lol

    (In my best southern voice)

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  23. jo

    Let’s not be judgemental,,Maybe it’s a seein eye gator…

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  24. Dudley Dowrong

    Heck it’s not a pet it’s a snack. Grins

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  25. Dave

    I tink dat gata jus’ ate hisdawg.

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  26. Sha

    wal-mart got rid of their door greeters so who knows what’ll make it through the door. haha and associates aren’t allowed to question customers about anything that’s the manager’s job. i’m sure all the managers were too a-scared to approach this dude tho. lol

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  27. Wow

    You’d never see a black person doing that

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  28. la chriseja

    Believe it or not hellmart has a strict policy of employees NOT being able to tell a customer jackshit no matter what the customer is doing. Whether its a dangerous animal or a nearly naked crackheads going thru express with 3 overflowing carts. And if a employee gets caught telling a customer no, they get fired.

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  29. MAC

    The gator is fake.

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  30. Fred Johnson

    I would definitely have called the cops. This has just gone too far. People in Alabama should file complaints. This is just pathetic.

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  31. KrysD

    It took me a second but once I got it, the caption made me laugh harder than the picture….I even said it in Troy’s voice in my head lol

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  32. IUjock1974

    Just another reason to never visit walmart…stupid people.

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  33. Tracy!

    It says no pet but actually once they get in the store there is nothing wal-mart can do. They cant make them leave etc… They can ask them before they get through the doors not to come in with the pet… but cant do anything more then that.
    Its stupid and they need to change it. This man is a dam idiot!! I would totally let the thing bite me and sue him and the store. Although I doubt I would get much from him!

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  34. Jen

    He heard that chicks like gators.

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  35. Pat

    I’m sorry but this is animal cruelty! This fat slob is dragging that poor thing. I hope it bites him in the ass. Furthermore, what happened to no pets allowed? What did he do tell them it was a service alligator?

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  36. Spawnsmom

    In memory of Mitchell Guist, it was take your alligator to Wal-Mart day.

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  37. Eric

    Reply to Colleen. I don’t know about that. How fast to you think tubby can walk?

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  38. Sabrena Brewer

    Hey since when did Chumlee from “pawn stars” start hanging out with Troy from “swamp people” LMAO!

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  39. Jerry

    I think Walmart did away with door greeters.

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  40. Jerry

    Didn’t Walmart do away with door greeters?

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  41. Sissy72

    What idiot greeter let him in with that? DUH!!!!

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  42. Angela

    I bet he was inspired to get that pet by those foam alligators they used to sell at State Fairs.

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  43. Crazy Chic

    T-buddy how many times I told you not to call me Elizabeth (or as she pronouces it little-bit)!!

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  44. M

    Hey that is his companion animal…..Walmart there a attorneys scoping out your store just hoping to find a gator bites customer case…

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  45. Just Sayin

    That is actually a 7′ gator, just to give a size reference to the humanoid on the other end of the leash.

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  46. saruh

    nearly 24 hours after i first read this and I am still cracking up. I have a lot of things I’d like to choot but aligators aren’t one of them.. OMG this is so funny.

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  47. XJ

    I’m pretty sure that’s just a toy. Gators of that size are babies who still usually have their distinctive yellowish striping. Plus, the head isn’t shaped quite like a real alligator. And, a real gator could easily wrestle out of a standard collar. You’d need a harness to be able hold a baby gator, and this dude obviously doesn’t have one.

    It looks like a plastic toy to me.

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  48. Kayla

    I absolutely love SWAMP PEOPLE!<3 I literally laughed for like 5 minutes at Troy Chooting the gator<333333

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  49. mcradloff

    You want to know where the gator food is? Well, you just turn left by the animal pillows and take another right by the pallet of giant plastic jars of cheese balls.

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  50. Debbie

    Its a seeing eye gator!

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  51. Elizabeth

    WHY IS THIS NAMED MY NAME?! XD

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  52. alllison

    uhhhh… excuseeeeeeee me?!?!?! ;P

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  53. alllison

    uhhh…excuse me?!?!?!? why is there an gater in Walmart? wouldnt someone notice that?

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  54. WorstLighning

    It’s not a pet, it’s a snack for later on in the pet isle when he’s looking for his next “snack”.

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  55. Lam

    It’d be better if this was a real alligator. It is nothing more than a squeaky toy.

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  56. holly

    he is dragging it by a leash…….. wtf? lets just take this croc put it on a leash and drag it around the ground in walmart…. maybe you can drag it over to the pet isle and let him go swimming in the fish tanks ..

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  57. elvis costanza

    Great idea for chick bait! I bet this guy is swimming in be-dussy!

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  58. Shana

    Talk about being out of it’s element…Walmart is gator hell!

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  59. Smith

    Alabama INBRED REDNECKS, what more can you expect from the deep south. They have the IQ of a mud-flap. ALABAMA… enough said.

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  60. clark

    you know that in that aisle people split faster than the red sea seeing that gator.
    service gator, yeah right. the only service i can think of for it is being fried cajun style and on a plate.

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  61. Mr. M

    I would like to point out a couple things. #1. Dipshit has a gator. There, the obvious is out of the way. #2. If you are going to make fun of someone in any way, shape, or form, you can at least use proper english. Words like “thang” and “choot” make you look just as dumb as the person in the picture.

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  62. mandy

    i hope that isn’t a real gator, cuz i would feel bad for the little guy being dragged into hell by chubby tubs…also, in response to Mr. M, “thang” and “choot” are a reference to televison show called Swamp People…read the posts before you go grammer n*** on people.

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