Slice & Dice



I honestly can’t think of a single scenario where this ends badly. He is clearly an experienced knife wielder and there is hardly ever unsupervised children running around Walmart.

New York

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  1. Layla Davis

    He there to cut prices.

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    May 14th, 2012

  2. Ann

    Hopefully he remembers to take it out when he sits down.

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    May 14th, 2012

  3. Foo Foo Dyke

    He is clearly looking for burro creatures, that’s why the rubber boots.

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    May 14th, 2012

  4. Tadgreen

    Ninja Skills…

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    May 14th, 2012

  5. April

    “Cell phone in leather protector….Check!”

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    May 14th, 2012

  6. Inherwords

    I would hope that someone told this man before or after taking this picture! Safety first bitches!

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    May 14th, 2012

  7. Jen

    Just in case Customer Service gives him a hard time for having no receipt.

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    May 14th, 2012

  8. Paul

    This so reminds me of my SUV on Easter Island in March, after some repairs at the rental office. They replace the battery and did some extra work. It was interesting how the extra work involved leaving a steak knife sticking out the front of the hood…

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    May 14th, 2012

  9. Rob

    This guy’s a moron!

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    May 14th, 2012

  10. Amy Whittaker

    Walmart’s version of self-defense against pick pockets!!

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    May 14th, 2012

  11. RoseOSharon

    Gives a whole new meaning to the term ‘back stabber’; though I’ve never seen someone who wanted to stab himself in the back . . .

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    May 14th, 2012

  12. kira

    LoL he just got his bill …. >.<

    he's a sly one! i mean, that's a good camo knife right there!! :P

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    May 15th, 2012

  13. lalawojo

    At least his pants are pulled up. That’s practically considered overdressed in most Walmarts.

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    May 15th, 2012

  14. Whore Greeter

    1000 Ways to Die…Walmart Edition.

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    May 15th, 2012

  15. m

    That is kind of scary

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    May 15th, 2012

  16. LYNN S OF STATEN ISLAND

    I liked him. But he preffed Tatiana.

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    May 15th, 2012

  17. Mark Willis

    I am guessing he was fishing as it looks like a fillet or fish cleaning knife. But I cannot imagine why it’s half out of his pocket instead of in a sheath.

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    May 15th, 2012

  18. Spawmom

    He’s just prepared in case he needs to gut something in Wal-Mart.

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  19. Moi

    Is that an Opinel? Those things are shaaaaarrrrrp.

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  20. SlamDance_Karma

    Crocodile Dumbdee…?

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  21. CG

    Armed and dangerous!

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    May 15th, 2012

  22. TopFrog69

    He heard that ther were alligators in WallMarts, and wants to be prepared

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  23. bleu

    LOL Spawmom

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  24. Exolent

    Do-it-yourself neutering program.

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  25. redfisher

    Hes a sharp Dresser.

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  26. M

    I hope that cheap knife poked him in his butt b4 it fell out of his pocket and a child found it and got hurt…..jerk offfffffff

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    May 15th, 2012

  27. Clark Kent

    Isn’t that illegal? Here in Chicagoland (northeast Illinois) he’d get arrested for carrying a weapon like that.

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  28. Red Raider

    He is getting ready to go out back and casterate some pigs.

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    May 16th, 2012

  29. sak

    He’s a New Yorker, those are required! He’s obviously not in Rochester, New York because two very Sharp knives, half out of your pocket is required.

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  30. mcradloff

    I hope he keeps his wallet in his front pocket. It does make sense, if you are going to keep a knife for protection, you don’t need to take all that time pulling it out, just sit on the creep!

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    May 16th, 2012

  31. NYMugger

    I Luuuuuv ppl like him! I don’t need to get my knife messy….

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    May 25th, 2012

  32. Shana

    There’s an accident waiting to happen…looks like he just got back from fishing…!

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    June 4th, 2012

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