October 14th, 2009
Bow To Your Sensei

I’m not sure if this jacket is from Cobra Kai or C.O.B.R.A., so you can be the judge.
Oklahoma
Bow To Your Sensei,
I’m not sure if this jacket is from Cobra Kai or C.O.B.R.A., so you can be the judge.
Oklahoma
Bow To Your Sensei,
112 Comments, Comment or Ping
Gotta get your fruits and veggies to kick ninja ass.
October 14th, 2009
Daivd Carradine Lives!
October 14th, 2009
Wax on; Wax off
October 14th, 2009
Yesssssss it isssssss I! Cobra’ssssss here to sssssssuck on G.I. Joesssssss!
October 14th, 2009
is this guy in the buggy?? taking a ride?
October 14th, 2009
just wow
October 14th, 2009
You think anybody wants a roundhouse to the face while I’m wearing this?
October 14th, 2009
Sweep the leg Johnny!
October 14th, 2009
Is he inside the cart??? I humbly bow down to your excellence, sir.
October 14th, 2009
Looks to me as if he’s riding in the cart…LOL
October 14th, 2009
No Mullet, must be C.O.B.R.A,, not cobra kai
October 14th, 2009
That HAS to get voted as best jacket!
October 14th, 2009
Your going down Larusso. Cobra Kai
October 14th, 2009
I wish I had a jacket like that! ; )
October 14th, 2009
Anybody got a Mongoose? There’s a snake in produce!
October 14th, 2009
COOOBBBRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
October 14th, 2009
Aw, the Lucky Charms dude could kick this guy’s ass.
October 14th, 2009
You meet all kinds of superheros in Walmart!
October 14th, 2009
I don’t see what’s so funny, I have that same jacket. I wear it with my gym shorts and high top sneakers.
lol.
October 14th, 2009
What aging rival street gangs wear when they go to rumble at the Walmart!!
October 14th, 2009
We do not train to be merciful at PeopleofWalmart.com. Mercy is for the weak. When a man walks into Walmart looking like a fucktard, he is the enemy. An enemy deserves no mercy . . .
October 14th, 2009
Umm… I believe I know who that is. lol. I told you not to wear that jacket Adam. I’m so going to send him this pic. He is going to die of embarrassment.
October 14th, 2009
Pink Fuzzy Spider vs. Cobra on Pay-per-View this Saturday
October 14th, 2009
We do not train to be merciful at People of Walmart.com. Mercy is for the weak. When a man walks into a Walmart looking like a douchebag, he is the enemy. An enemy deserves no mercy . . .
October 14th, 2009
Loosing a Karate match, $500. Punching out windows of cars cause I cant hit a slow moving target, $1500. Shopping at Wal-mart, priceless.
October 14th, 2009
omg, i think that’s my brother!
lol… seriously, I can totally see him in a jacket like that, and the pic was taken in OK. lol…
I’ll have to ask him. LMAO…
October 14th, 2009
I wonder if that’s one of those spitters?
October 14th, 2009
yawn…this is a lame ass picture.
October 14th, 2009
OMG – There’s a cobra coming out of his ASS! Quick-throw grapes at it maybe it will go back.
October 14th, 2009
Snake Plissken?
October 14th, 2009
i got no material to work with here people….not even sure this is funny, but put a 3 on the back of the jacket and WALLA – you got 200 posts and 10 JAMBY slams!
October 14th, 2009
Snake Plissken?
October 14th, 2009
“Get a body bag.”
October 14th, 2009
I call “setup” on this one:
(1) No Wal-mart colors or signage in view.
(2) Fresh fruits and vegetables? At Wal-mart?
(3) Man in a cart? Huh?
(4) Perfectly framed close-up of the jacket.
This shot looks WAY too staged to be a candid Wal-mart customer.
October 14th, 2009
The jacket’s wearing him.
October 14th, 2009
He’s in the totally wrong section of WM if he’s looking for some car wax…
October 14th, 2009
I see that later in life, Johnny from Cobra Kai is making sure to get his fiber. “Grapes on, Grapes off”.
October 14th, 2009
Snake Plissken would never shop at walmart! He may, however, hunt there for large food animals.
Best be safe and check the roof for his combat hanglider though.
October 14th, 2009
definately COBRA… “thanks, Joe. Now we know.” “and knowing is half the battle.”
October 14th, 2009
Lets sssee… I need sssssoap, ssssssssshaving cream , sssssssandwich bags, and sssssssnacks.. yesssssss hear they are…
October 14th, 2009
If Chuck Norris wants to wear a Cobra Jacket, Chuck Norris wears a fucking Cobra jacket, damnit!
October 14th, 2009
I bow to the superior apples.
October 14th, 2009
that’s my friend is a member of the Cobra Kai Karate Team
watch out Myagi Sensei!!!!!
October 14th, 2009
Hey Cobra dude kick jambys ass while your in wally world.
October 14th, 2009
What’s he guarding in the cart?
October 14th, 2009
I live in Oklahoma, so why do I never see anything like this? I must live in the boring part of the state. Unfortunately, everybody here is normal.
October 14th, 2009
Don’t even THINK of stealing my cart. I have eyes in the back of my head!!
October 14th, 2009
it really does look as though he is in the cart….
October 14th, 2009
We do not train to be merciful here. Mercy is for the weak. Here, in the streets, in competition: A man confronts you, he is the enemy. An enemy deserves no mercy.
Fear does not exist in this dojo, does it?
NO, SENSEI!
Pain does not exist in this dojo, does it?
NO, SENSEI!
Defeat does not exist in this dojo, does it?
NO, SENSEI!
October 14th, 2009
Folks, neither is it a member of Cobra Kai or C.O.B.R.A. but THE real Marion Cobretti of which Sylvester Stallone’s character in the movie “Cobra” was based on….VERY loosely based on, that is.
October 14th, 2009
Sweep the Leg Johnny!
October 14th, 2009
Severly stoned snake.
October 14th, 2009
Ralph Macchio is running for his life
October 14th, 2009
There is no mercy in this Wal Mart!
October 14th, 2009
sensei says rock paper scissor, you tiger now,
October 14th, 2009
oh not nice to come wal-maat lookin fo fight. you not get fight, you get snake bite KIA
October 14th, 2009
focus, concentration, pick ve-ge-ta-ble
October 14th, 2009
Wax on…wax offf…
October 14th, 2009
Wax on.
Whacks off.
October 14th, 2009
No crap dude. Hold reeeeeeeeeeeeeal still……………………….on second thought.
October 14th, 2009
I’d hit it. The jacket, that is, not the dude.
October 14th, 2009
Can you hear the music yet? “Sweep the leg, Johnny!”
October 14th, 2009
I put a $1000 car alarm in my $500 car and got this kick ass jacket for free!
*hoping people understand this
October 14th, 2009
He knows you are taking his picture. He sees you with his third eye, and he’s prepared to give you the 5 finger death punch if you get any closer.
October 14th, 2009
Bring it b*tch–I got skills and I’ll drop you right here in produce.
October 14th, 2009
fat guy in a little coat…..
October 14th, 2009
he’s creeping up on the fruits on veggies hoping they don’t expire by the time he gets there
October 14th, 2009
Looks like the bad guys team from the Karate kid
October 14th, 2009
Strike one.
October 14th, 2009
That’s his high school photo on the back of his jacket.
October 14th, 2009
Don’t even think about sweeping my shopping cart … I’ll sweep yours, buddy!
October 14th, 2009
Jeez,its the last time I let Mom dress me when I go out anywhere
October 14th, 2009
COBRA!!!!
October 14th, 2009
@james: I don’t how many times I heard that car alarm in south texas. you cough near it and it says all menacingly “protected by viper, stand back” ridiculous!
October 14th, 2009
he must be trying out for the lead roll in karate grandpa. i mean wats so rong w/ practicing ur lines in the dairy section?
October 14th, 2009
“Yeah, Johnny! Put that produce in a plastic bag!!!”
October 14th, 2009
You’re da disease….and I’m the cure….
October 14th, 2009
Get ‘em a body bag, yeaaaaah!
October 14th, 2009
SHAME DOES NOT EXIST ON THIS WEBSITE, DOES IT?
NO SENSEI!!!
GOOD TASTE DOES NOT EXIST ON THIS WEBSITE, DOES IT?
NO SENSEI!!!
CLASS DOES NOT EXIST ON THIS WEBSITE, DOES IT?
NO SENSEI!!
October 14th, 2009
Look at the bulge just below the cobra. Is it just my imagination, or is that guy packing?
October 14th, 2009
SNAKEMAN WANT TO BUY APPLE NOW !!!
October 15th, 2009
Make the man some fucking eggs!
October 15th, 2009
This isn’t a very good post. Considering that jacket was probably purchased at Wal-Mart, it shouldn’t be a huge surprise to see a jacket like that on a shopper.
October 15th, 2009
Yeah, like that scares me.
October 15th, 2009
sweep the leg ..johny…sweep the leg…
October 15th, 2009
WOW! A picture of a snake on the back of someones jacket. How funny.
October 15th, 2009
“Points or no points, you’re dead meat”
October 15th, 2009
OMG…It’s Kaizer Sozie!!!!
October 15th, 2009
DAT JACKET IS KINDA FLY I AINT THANK DIS PIC DAT BAD
October 15th, 2009
I actually, genuinely like that jacket.
lol
October 15th, 2009
I actually wish I had that windbreaker! I’m not getting the joke here?
October 15th, 2009
Now that is one great James Carville jacket!
October 15th, 2009
I have this same jacket and get more ass than you could ever dream.
October 15th, 2009
put him in a body bag johnny!
October 15th, 2009
Picking up some iceberg for Karate chopping purposes.
October 15th, 2009
“Put him in a body bag Johnny!”
October 15th, 2009
There is no fear in this Wal-Mart!!!!!
October 15th, 2009
sweep the leg johnny!!!! mercy is for the weak!!!!
October 15th, 2009
You’re the best — around! And nothin’s gonna ever keep ya down!
October 15th, 2009
Must eat my fruits and veggies so that I can compete in Mortal Kombat.
October 15th, 2009
hahaha yess. either one rules.
October 16th, 2009
DIS IZ REELEE HOT. EYE LUV DA BOXIRS. REEMIMBER DA SEXEE PIC FRUM YISTIRDAYE WIT DA SEXEE HOEBAG END EYE SED EYE CUMMED EN MYE BOXIRS? DEESE WIR DA BOXIRS EYE CUMMED EN – DA WUNS WITH DA SMILEE FASE. JAMBY WUZ RITE THAIR WACHIN MEE AZ EYE CUMMED EN DEM. HEE WUZ ANGREE AT FURST BEECUZ HEE SED EYE WUZ CHEETIN ON HEEM WIT DA HOEBAG. EYE TEL HEEM DAT EYE WUZ HORNEE END JIST NEEDID TWO BUST A NUT. HEE LEFT DA HOSE END STIL IZ NOT BAK. EYE DUNT NO WUT TWO DOO. PEAS GIV MEE SUM ADVISE. TANKS – JB
October 16th, 2009
Tunnel Snakes rule!
October 16th, 2009
This is A Shelby Cobra Jacket , while it is gay looking there are about a million car guys who would kill your mother for it ..if its real
October 17th, 2009
I have a special education student in my classroom with this very same jacket. COBRA!!!!
October 17th, 2009
Sweep the leg
October 19th, 2009
Hey, Steven Seagal has to shop for food sometimes, too, you know.
October 19th, 2009
I totally think there is a great possibility I know this guy! I thought I knew who it was before I even read it was in oklahoma!
October 27th, 2009
CHUCK NORRIS IS SUCH A BADASS HIS FRUIT BAGS ITSELF
October 28th, 2009
No, its just a man with a big snake.
You laughed. I know it. :3
November 3rd, 2009
The sad thing is that in his mind he’s thinking “Man I’m so totally badass.”
November 5th, 2009
I actually took this photo and what was funny was a few days later my brother sent me a picture message and he spotted him at Wendy’s too. He’s everywhere….
oh and someone claimed it was fake because there was fruit in the background… Our walmart has fruit. don’t most?
November 10th, 2009
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