I’m not sure if this jacket is from Cobra Kai or C.O.B.R.A., so you can be the judge.
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Gotta get your fruits and veggies to kick ninja ass.
October 14th, 2009
Daivd Carradine Lives!
Wax on; Wax off
Yesssssss it isssssss I! Cobra’ssssss here to sssssssuck on G.I. Joesssssss!
is this guy in the buggy?? taking a ride?
You think anybody wants a roundhouse to the face while I’m wearing this?
Sweep the leg Johnny!
Is he inside the cart??? I humbly bow down to your excellence, sir.
Looks to me as if he’s riding in the cart…LOL
No Mullet, must be C.O.B.R.A,, not cobra kai
That HAS to get voted as best jacket!
Your going down Larusso. Cobra Kai
I wish I had a jacket like that! ; )
Dazed and Confused
Anybody got a Mongoose? There’s a snake in produce!
Aw, the Lucky Charms dude could kick this guy’s ass.
Myrtle Beach Storage
You meet all kinds of superheros in Walmart!
I don’t see what’s so funny, I have that same jacket. I wear it with my gym shorts and high top sneakers.
What aging rival street gangs wear when they go to rumble at the Walmart!!
Frank The Tank
We do not train to be merciful at PeopleofWalmart.com. Mercy is for the weak. When a man walks into Walmart looking like a fucktard, he is the enemy. An enemy deserves no mercy . . .
Umm… I believe I know who that is. lol. I told you not to wear that jacket Adam. I’m so going to send him this pic. He is going to die of embarrassment.
Pink Fuzzy Spider vs. Cobra on Pay-per-View this Saturday
We do not train to be merciful at People of Walmart.com. Mercy is for the weak. When a man walks into a Walmart looking like a douchebag, he is the enemy. An enemy deserves no mercy . . .
Loosing a Karate match, $500. Punching out windows of cars cause I cant hit a slow moving target, $1500. Shopping at Wal-mart, priceless.
omg, i think that’s my brother!
lol… seriously, I can totally see him in a jacket like that, and the pic was taken in OK. lol…
I’ll have to ask him. LMAO…
I wonder if that’s one of those spitters?
yawn…this is a lame ass picture.
OMG – There’s a cobra coming out of his ASS! Quick-throw grapes at it maybe it will go back.
i got no material to work with here people….not even sure this is funny, but put a 3 on the back of the jacket and WALLA – you got 200 posts and 10 JAMBY slams!
“Get a body bag.”
I call “setup” on this one:
(1) No Wal-mart colors or signage in view.
(2) Fresh fruits and vegetables? At Wal-mart?
(3) Man in a cart? Huh?
(4) Perfectly framed close-up of the jacket.
This shot looks WAY too staged to be a candid Wal-mart customer.
Shocked and awed
The jacket’s wearing him.
He’s in the totally wrong section of WM if he’s looking for some car wax…
Grapes . . . .
I see that later in life, Johnny from Cobra Kai is making sure to get his fiber. “Grapes on, Grapes off”.
Snake Plissken would never shop at walmart! He may, however, hunt there for large food animals.
Best be safe and check the roof for his combat hanglider though.
definately COBRA… “thanks, Joe. Now we know.” “and knowing is half the battle.”
Lets sssee… I need sssssoap, ssssssssshaving cream , sssssssandwich bags, and sssssssnacks.. yesssssss hear they are…
If Chuck Norris wants to wear a Cobra Jacket, Chuck Norris wears a fucking Cobra jacket, damnit!
I bow to the superior apples.
that’s my friend is a member of the Cobra Kai Karate Team
watch out Myagi Sensei!!!!!
Hey Cobra dude kick jambys ass while your in wally world.
What’s he guarding in the cart?
I live in Oklahoma, so why do I never see anything like this? I must live in the boring part of the state. Unfortunately, everybody here is normal.
Don’t even THINK of stealing my cart. I have eyes in the back of my head!!
it really does look as though he is in the cart….
We do not train to be merciful here. Mercy is for the weak. Here, in the streets, in competition: A man confronts you, he is the enemy. An enemy deserves no mercy.
Fear does not exist in this dojo, does it?
Pain does not exist in this dojo, does it?
Defeat does not exist in this dojo, does it?
Folks, neither is it a member of Cobra Kai or C.O.B.R.A. but THE real Marion Cobretti of which Sylvester Stallone’s character in the movie “Cobra” was based on….VERY loosely based on, that is.
Sweep the Leg Johnny!
Severly stoned snake.
Ralph Macchio is running for his life
There is no mercy in this Wal Mart!
sensei says rock paper scissor, you tiger now,
oh not nice to come wal-maat lookin fo fight. you not get fight, you get snake bite KIA
focus, concentration, pick ve-ge-ta-ble
Wax on…wax offf…
No crap dude. Hold reeeeeeeeeeeeeal still……………………….on second thought.
I’d hit it. The jacket, that is, not the dude.
Can you hear the music yet? “Sweep the leg, Johnny!”
I put a $1000 car alarm in my $500 car and got this kick ass jacket for free!
*hoping people understand this
He knows you are taking his picture. He sees you with his third eye, and he’s prepared to give you the 5 finger death punch if you get any closer.
Bring it b*tch–I got skills and I’ll drop you right here in produce.
fat guy in a little coat…..
he’s creeping up on the fruits on veggies hoping they don’t expire by the time he gets there
Looks like the bad guys team from the Karate kid
That’s his high school photo on the back of his jacket.
Don’t even think about sweeping my shopping cart … I’ll sweep yours, buddy!
Jeez,its the last time I let Mom dress me when I go out anywhere
@james: I don’t how many times I heard that car alarm in south texas. you cough near it and it says all menacingly “protected by viper, stand back” ridiculous!
he must be trying out for the lead roll in karate grandpa. i mean wats so rong w/ practicing ur lines in the dairy section?
“Yeah, Johnny! Put that produce in a plastic bag!!!”
You’re da disease….and I’m the cure….
Get ‘em a body bag, yeaaaaah!
Sesei John Kreese
SHAME DOES NOT EXIST ON THIS WEBSITE, DOES IT?
GOOD TASTE DOES NOT EXIST ON THIS WEBSITE, DOES IT?
CLASS DOES NOT EXIST ON THIS WEBSITE, DOES IT?
Look at the bulge just below the cobra. Is it just my imagination, or is that guy packing?
SNAKEMAN WANT TO BUY APPLE NOW !!!
October 15th, 2009
JAKE THE MUSS
Make the man some fucking eggs!
This isn’t a very good post. Considering that jacket was probably purchased at Wal-Mart, it shouldn’t be a huge surprise to see a jacket like that on a shopper.
Yeah, like that scares me.
sweep the leg ..johny…sweep the leg…
WOW! A picture of a snake on the back of someones jacket. How funny.
“Points or no points, you’re dead meat”
OMG…It’s Kaizer Sozie!!!!
DAT JACKET IS KINDA FLY I AINT THANK DIS PIC DAT BAD
I actually, genuinely like that jacket.
I actually wish I had that windbreaker! I’m not getting the joke here?
Now that is one great James Carville jacket!
I have this same jacket and get more ass than you could ever dream.
put him in a body bag johnny!
Picking up some iceberg for Karate chopping purposes.
“Put him in a body bag Johnny!”
There is no fear in this Wal-Mart!!!!!
sweep the leg johnny!!!! mercy is for the weak!!!!
You’re the best — around! And nothin’s gonna ever keep ya down!
Must eat my fruits and veggies so that I can compete in Mortal Kombat.
hahaha yess. either one rules.
October 16th, 2009
DIS IZ REELEE HOT. EYE LUV DA BOXIRS. REEMIMBER DA SEXEE PIC FRUM YISTIRDAYE WIT DA SEXEE HOEBAG END EYE SED EYE CUMMED EN MYE BOXIRS? DEESE WIR DA BOXIRS EYE CUMMED EN – DA WUNS WITH DA SMILEE FASE. JAMBY WUZ RITE THAIR WACHIN MEE AZ EYE CUMMED EN DEM. HEE WUZ ANGREE AT FURST BEECUZ HEE SED EYE WUZ CHEETIN ON HEEM WIT DA HOEBAG. EYE TEL HEEM DAT EYE WUZ HORNEE END JIST NEEDID TWO BUST A NUT. HEE LEFT DA HOSE END STIL IZ NOT BAK. EYE DUNT NO WUT TWO DOO. PEAS GIV MEE SUM ADVISE. TANKS – JB
Tunnel Snakes rule!
This is A Shelby Cobra Jacket , while it is gay looking there are about a million car guys who would kill your mother for it ..if its real
October 17th, 2009
I have a special education student in my classroom with this very same jacket. COBRA!!!!
Sweep the leg
October 19th, 2009
Hey, Steven Seagal has to shop for food sometimes, too, you know.
I totally think there is a great possibility I know this guy! I thought I knew who it was before I even read it was in oklahoma!
October 27th, 2009
CHUCK NORRIS IS SUCH A BADASS HIS FRUIT BAGS ITSELF
October 28th, 2009
No, its just a man with a big snake.
You laughed. I know it. :3
November 3rd, 2009
The sad thing is that in his mind he’s thinking “Man I’m so totally badass.”
November 5th, 2009
I actually took this photo and what was funny was a few days later my brother sent me a picture message and he spotted him at Wendy’s too. He’s everywhere….
oh and someone claimed it was fake because there was fruit in the background… Our walmart has fruit. don’t most?
November 10th, 2009