May 16th, 2012
Thong Spotting
I hope you’ve got your detective caps on because it’s time once again for you to decide if this whale tail owner is male of female. It’s a tough one, but I’m leaning towards female….or male…..or just killing myself. Leave your answer in the comments.
Texas
Thong Spotting,





88 Comments, Comment or Ping
Ummm…if it’s male or female, it’s got have BALLS to even wear such a garment.
May 16th, 2012
looks staged to me,a lot of this crap looks staged now
May 16th, 2012
Pajama jeans!
May 16th, 2012
Sadly, I am thinking this is a…uhmm…man.
May 16th, 2012
pajama pants!!!!
May 16th, 2012
I’d say female, just from the design from the pants. And you can kinda see the form of “her” hips. Sad thing is “she” thinks it’s hot to have her thing showin when everybody else is screaming ewwwww! And you KNOW she can feel it all the way up there so it’s not a mistake!
May 16th, 2012
Don’t know about gender, but the butt has acne!!
May 16th, 2012
Im so hoping thats a man even though hes wearing a thong. That would be 1 ugly womans back. Gross
May 16th, 2012
i think it is a man
May 16th, 2012
Judging from the pajama jeans, I hope to God it’s a woman.
May 16th, 2012
I think it’s a female because those are Pajama Jeans. I know because I have a pair…..
May 16th, 2012
It looks like there is hair on the skin but I’m leaning toward female and then scratching my eyes out.
May 16th, 2012
I’m guessing female, only because there’s no wallet in the back pocket. But I could be wrong.
May 16th, 2012
That is a DUDE!!!
May 16th, 2012
Female!
May 16th, 2012
I think it’s a female. She’s wearing those denim sweats they sell on tv. Whatever it is, it’s GROSS!
May 16th, 2012
Its so hard to tell if this is a man or women. Its just gross seeing that don’t really want to keep looking.
May 16th, 2012
male…….
May 16th, 2012
I vote I don’t care I wouldn’t even hit that with my truck!
May 16th, 2012
I think it’s a female and she is wearing those PAJAMA JEANS!!! ewww!
May 16th, 2012
I’m leaning towards male, (no time to explain must go wash my eyes and try to forget)
May 16th, 2012
Yuck!!! Hey are those a pair of those pajama jeans?
May 16th, 2012
Well, no belt loops for a belt so i’m guessing female whale. Although i’m kinda leaning towards ” killing myself.”
May 16th, 2012
Nice pajama pants!
May 16th, 2012
ummm…cross dresser? Drag Queen?The gender lines certainly are blurred/confused.
May 16th, 2012
just wrong
May 16th, 2012
Male… has to be…
May 16th, 2012
male
May 16th, 2012
I don’t want to lean towards this individual, in any situation. But, I am inducing that this person is female. The reasoning? The pants look too designer for a man. And, the big behind – well, that also screams female. Throw in the presence of a kid on the side of the cart and the odds increase that this is a female as well. How many guys take their kids to Wal-Mart?
May 16th, 2012
That is so nasty. I can’t get past whatever that crustiness is on the left cheek!!! And those, my friends, are pajama jeans. How appropriate. When I first saw the pajama jeans commercial I said to myself, “bet I’ll be seeing those on some hot piece of ass at the walmart.” and I was not let down.
May 16th, 2012
Man
May 16th, 2012
Pretty sure those are Pajama Jeans so I’m going to say female?
May 16th, 2012
I’m going with male. Butt looks a little hairy.
May 16th, 2012
I am leaning towards female, but hey this is wal mart we are talking about, so prob male!
May 16th, 2012
Oh, that’s definitely a woman. Never saw love handles like that on a man. You really can’t tell by looking at the butt because it doesn’t have one. Flat as a pancake, it is.
May 16th, 2012
Don’t know……Don’t care……All I know is I’M BLIND!
May 16th, 2012
This person is wearing stretch jeans, so I’m assuming it’s a woman.
May 16th, 2012
Based on what I see I’m guessing it’s a woman because she’s also sporting “Pajama Jeans” or whatever they’re called. Stacy and Clinton would not approve.
May 16th, 2012
IDK…I think its a dude. If you can avert your attention from gross, disgusting thong and look slightly to the left…I SWEAR that is a giant patch of man hair covering the hiney of this person…
May 16th, 2012
I just threw up my lunch.. However maybe next time he should buy the Pajama Jeans for Men.. then his thong wont be showing..
May 16th, 2012
New Pajama Jeans with a Built-in Thong!
May 16th, 2012
whatever it is…….it is
May 16th, 2012
Daddy taught me that if you have to look twice to tell, it really isn’t worth the second look.
May 16th, 2012
Burnt orange satin thong……definately man.
May 16th, 2012
“Dude, your thong is showing.”
May 16th, 2012
It’s a Man, baby. Yeah.
May 16th, 2012
Whatever it is it should not be wearing a thong.. That is all
May 16th, 2012
That thong is just wrong!
May 16th, 2012
im saying man, if it were a woman i would hope the pajama jeans would fit a little better
May 16th, 2012
Female wearing pajama jeans and those are stretch marks on her fat butt!
May 16th, 2012
The jean’s have NO seam fitted for a woman crotch…its a man!
May 16th, 2012
that looks like one of my costomers ha ha ha ha
May 16th, 2012
Glad I’m not the only one who noticed that the “thing” is wearing Pajama Jeans… WTG, now I can’t buy any for myself! LMAO
May 16th, 2012
PAT,
The new poster face for “Clear-a-anal”
Clears up butt acne after one week or your money back.
Guarantee to be Bi, Tri or Trans Gendered.
May 16th, 2012
oh god, is that a bandaid or skin discoloration?
don’t wanna know.
May 16th, 2012
Female. Those are Pajama Jeans, and that icky brown spot is a birthmark.
May 16th, 2012
I’d hit it!
May 16th, 2012
i don’t want to get close enough to find out
May 16th, 2012
The jeans and shape indicate female.
May 16th, 2012
“It has to be a woman, because those are pajama jeans!”
So, the bright orange thong is cool on a dude ….but no man in his right mind would be caught in Pajama Jeans?!?!
May 16th, 2012
Male
May 16th, 2012
im thinking the same thing, a woman cuz of the pajama jeans. but if it IS a woman she’s ugly!
May 16th, 2012
I say it’s a female. Nice example to show to your son or nephew. Let’s hope the thong underwear that they’re wearing are a clean pair.
May 16th, 2012
I won’t think about and you can’t make me.
May 16th, 2012
oh gimme a home by the only girls roam and the trees aren’t cloudy all day yea yea yea badda seldom is heard a discouraging world because the only thing there are chicks BOBOBO
May 16th, 2012
This is WALMART folks. You think jeans and/or clothing is gender specific? You’re kidding, right?
I say guy based on the hairy butt. If not? This ‘lady’ has some serious hormonal issues.
May 17th, 2012
Unfortunately, it’s not spotting a thong but, the fact you’re looking at someones droopy ass pants. It’s too bad someone doesn’t take this person up on there offer.
May 17th, 2012
Who cares… yucky. I’m into chubby girls …… I’m not quite sure what that is but I dont want any of it.
May 17th, 2012
I detect hair on that cheek. I have to say “guy”
May 17th, 2012
@Nikki…I was just going to say that…considering the pajama jeans, I am suspecting femail…but then again, if wearing a thong, who knows!
May 17th, 2012
im really leaning towards male on this one, there is a questionable patch of what looks like ass-ne on the right cheek there
May 17th, 2012
That’s so gross I can barely stand to look at it but since I already did it’s a man who wore his hookers panties by mistake. No woman can has so hairy an ass.
May 17th, 2012
Thats a guy….hair on the back.
May 17th, 2012
Woman, but def not a lady.
BTW, that looks like a faded tatoo on her ass.
May 18th, 2012
Definatey a dude. I can tell by the “stance” women tend to have better posture, plus lets face it this is Wal Mart everyone that shops there is gross & disgusting….
May 18th, 2012
I love my pajama jeans because they are so comfortable- I think wearing a string up your ass kinda defeats the purpose… and I vote it’s a nasty female.
May 18th, 2012
I think it s female beacause of the pants but who knows they could be gay
May 18th, 2012
its female i think, its wearing pajama jeans
May 19th, 2012
Hairy ass. Probably male.
May 21st, 2012
Easy! Empty cart. Male.
May 23rd, 2012
OMG it’s wearing pajama jeans.
May 24th, 2012
from the design of the jacket, aside from the fact that the individual is wearing pajama jeans, (because face it, if its comfortable enough, even guys will wear it) it would seem that the suspect is male. i get this impression because of just how far forward the person is leaning. if it were a woman, she would be leaning a lot further. plus, it really does look like a guy’s butt and no woman that is even remotely in her right mind would pick orange satin.
May 30th, 2012
…aren’t those PAJAMA JEANS covering up that shimmery thong? I’ll have to go with female
June 6th, 2012
pajama jeans lol! hopefully a woman
June 9th, 2012
Man!
June 13th, 2012
Anyone else notice that she’s also wearing Pajama Jeans?
June 14th, 2012
What the $#%@! It looks like a woman. At the same time a man……who knows!
June 22nd, 2012
ITS A GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
June 25th, 2012
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