Wanted: Helpless Female



What’s wrong? Could you not fit “Unable to defend themselves” and “Has no family or friends that will know if they are missing” on there as well?

New Hampshire

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Wanted: Helpless Female, 7.6 out of 10 based on 49 ratings

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  1. skai

    Don’t forget…”that doesn’t mind the hidden cameras in the bathroom and bedroom!

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    May 21st, 2012

  2. 1/32ndNative

    You dummy- employed , petite (young) females pay no rent at all.
    Best you’re probably going to end up with is the chick in the previous pic.

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    May 21st, 2012

  3. Lulu

    this is super creepy… I seriously hope this has not worked for them in the past.

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    May 21st, 2012

  4. LYNN S OF STATEN ISLAND

    Where is a room for a homeless, retired retarded obese smelly diseased dumpster person who rejects the only man who ever respected her and took her to nice places to eat?

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    May 21st, 2012

  5. mike reiley

    Maybe he just did not want a big fat hog. They are hard on furiture and toilets.

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    May 21st, 2012

  6. RED

    actually I took it to mean “no fat bitches need apply”.
    And petite doesn’t mean helpless. It’s the fat slobs who have trouble moving under their own power to defend themselves.

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    May 21st, 2012

  7. Jen

    His poster stating “low IQ preferred” fell off in the wind.

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    May 21st, 2012

  8. Netjnke

    Those signs look like they were put on just long enough to take the pic

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    May 21st, 2012

  9. lalawojo

    Let’s all call that number and see what happens! Area code for New Hampshire is 603.

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    May 21st, 2012

  10. Max

    Forget Craig’s List.
    The new advertising medium is Bubba’s List!

    Step #1–Buy rusted-out pickup truck
    Step #2–Buy Sharpies and poster board at Wally World, then make a sign
    Step #3–Post sign on back of pickup truck
    Step #4–Get ready to take advantage of any woman who is naive enough to want to live in your skanky apartment.

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    May 21st, 2012

  11. Rob Mullin

    Damn! Finally one taken at the nearest Walmart to me.

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    May 21st, 2012

  12. MAC

    I guess someone from Kentucky went to New Hampshire?

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    May 21st, 2012

  13. lj_68

    Well, she obviously needs to fit in the crawlspace under the house – yeah. petite it is.

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    May 21st, 2012

  14. Al

    Gosh Jethrow, For only 9k a year she best do laundry and knows hows to skin possums.

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    May 21st, 2012

  15. Jake

    Is that Obama in the back Window?

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    May 21st, 2012

  16. whoever

    I was just about to ask the same question.. IS that Obama in the window??

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    May 21st, 2012

  17. sharon

    is that a obama flag in the window who would want to go with an obama supporter?

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    May 21st, 2012

  18. Fly on the Wall

    Creepy guy who doesn’t want a challenge. It would be harder to tie up and carve a big chick than a petite one.

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    May 21st, 2012

  19. Dan

    No that is Obamas reflection in the window; he should have probably photoshopped that out after he took the pic of his truck.

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    May 21st, 2012

  20. Kenny

    Try some logic, people: the studio apartment is most likely upstairs above where he lives, so he probably prefers someone who isn’t likely to “stomp” around. A petite female is going to make less noise then a heavy male….or some of the heavy female PoWM patrons.

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    May 21st, 2012

  21. Jay

    Yeah those look like Obama stickers …….perfect lol!!!!

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    May 21st, 2012

  22. Mellow

    Yikes!!! The fact the female is preferred is a little weird. Why the hell would that matter?

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    May 21st, 2012

  23. kssams

    Looks like it to me too, Jake. Democrats only need apply…

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    May 21st, 2012

  24. Wulf

    Um, who rents an apartment on a weekly basis? Is that a New England thing?

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    May 21st, 2012

  25. Rooster

    He wants her to be employed so he knows when he can go in and snoop around.

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    May 21st, 2012

  26. Lee M

    It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again.

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    May 21st, 2012

  27. Jason

    The Obama face definitely ruins the humor of this picture…

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    May 21st, 2012

  28. preoccupied

    He’s advertising in the wrong place. Not too many petite woman in Walmart according to this site.

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    May 21st, 2012

  29. mee2

    Lynn s of Statton Island, you just admitted you got rejected by “a homeless, retired retarded obese smelly diseased dumpster person.” Thought you might want to know that.

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    May 21st, 2012

  30. Dagmaar

    If Ted bundy were alive he’d see this and say ” dayumm , why didn’t I think of that ?” .

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    May 21st, 2012

  31. kriskringle

    Actually those signs look photoshopped.

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    May 22nd, 2012

  32. spin and walmarty

    what is scarier are those faces in the back window

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    May 22nd, 2012

  33. Ric

    Wannabe pimp / comedian.

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    May 22nd, 2012

  34. Jessica

    Stereotyping that a petite female is quieter than a larger female, or a male. I’ve lived downstairs from petite females who clomped when they walked, used their sewing machine late at night or early in the morning, and had lots of friends over. If he wanted a quiet neighbor, best to say that!

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    May 22nd, 2012

  35. Exile

    It’s odd that he prefers an employed female when he has a decal of the Job-destroying Marxist Fuhrer Obama on his truck.

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    May 23rd, 2012

  36. Lissa

    What’s creepier than the signs? The fact that he has to freakin’ obama faces smiling out the back window.

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    May 25th, 2012

  37. Mick

    This is definitely Photoshopped.

    Or definatly as they write in Wal Mart.

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    May 25th, 2012

  38. CG

    Great way to post an add looking for a significant other. Could only be found a Walmart. Get low prices on the things you need and pick up a hot date. HAHA!

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    May 27th, 2012

  39. mk

    douche!!

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    May 29th, 2012

  40. Shecky

    Some light spell checking will be involved when not trying to escape from my cellar.

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    May 29th, 2012

  41. Tatin

    I think $700 a month for a studio in New Hampshire is a bit high.

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    May 31st, 2012

  42. LeAnn

    At least everything is spelled correctly.

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    June 1st, 2012

  43. Brian

    There is definitely a picture of an idiot in the back window

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    June 2nd, 2012

  44. Dannah and Lexi

    Did anyone else notice the creeper in the window lol?!

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    June 2nd, 2012

  45. Lauren

    PHOTOBOMB LEVEL: OBAMA!! O_____O

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    June 7th, 2012

  46. Madi

    did anyone else see the obama sticker on the window

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    June 8th, 2012

  47. PGH

    Does that say “preFERRed” or “preFEARed”?

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    June 20th, 2012

  48. Newo

    Why does this worthless bastard paste pictures of Osama Obama in his back window along with the flag of the United States of America?

    Any @$$hole that votes for Osama Obama clearly is not for the betterment of the US of A!!!

    WAKE UP, @$$ MONKEYS!!!

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    September 21st, 2012

  49. MIKO

    Ha, ha! Ass monkey! That’s a good one ‘cuz that’s exactly what the owner of this truck is!

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    September 21st, 2012

  50. Miko

    He, he, he!

    ‘ASS MONKEY!’

    That’s funny, and TRUE!

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    September 21st, 2012

  51. Lia

    My favorite it the creepy Obama picture right behind it.

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    November 16th, 2012

  52. Happy

    @Exile: How can someone, be a Marxist and a fuhrer? First of all, if you want to talk about Germany’s history, fuhrer( meaning leader) didn’t like anything at all that had to do with communism. In fact, he had his SS hunt them down and hung them in front of the people as a warning. I don’t see President ,yes hate man not the office, again I don’t see President Obama hanging people.

    I hate President HW Bush, but he was my commander in chief. I bet half of you haters didn’t service a day in the armed forces and to think I serviced for you to blame this President for everything from jobs loss, that started during President W. Bush, policies lags, to hurricanes.

    All this from a sticker. Idiots.

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  53. Amber

    @Happy
    Though I am thankful for your service, I will have to point out that Obama had FOUR YEARS to fix the job crisis, and he did NOTHING (he made it WORSE, if that’s even possible). Now he is president for a second time, and he STILL has no intention of fixing it. The first term, blaming it on Bush was okay, but now…he can’t blame anyone but himself.

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    May 28th, 2013

  54. Picus9er

    You can tell it is New England because even though it comes off as creepy, they spelled everything right and they have pretty good handwriting.

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    October 14th, 2013

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