May 21st, 2012
Wanted: Helpless Female
What’s wrong? Could you not fit “Unable to defend themselves” and “Has no family or friends that will know if they are missing” on there as well?
New Hampshire
Wanted: Helpless Female,
What’s wrong? Could you not fit “Unable to defend themselves” and “Has no family or friends that will know if they are missing” on there as well?
New Hampshire
Wanted: Helpless Female,
51 Comments, Comment or Ping
Don’t forget…”that doesn’t mind the hidden cameras in the bathroom and bedroom!
May 21st, 2012
You dummy- employed , petite (young) females pay no rent at all.
Best you’re probably going to end up with is the chick in the previous pic.
May 21st, 2012
this is super creepy… I seriously hope this has not worked for them in the past.
May 21st, 2012
Where is a room for a homeless, retired retarded obese smelly diseased dumpster person who rejects the only man who ever respected her and took her to nice places to eat?
May 21st, 2012
Maybe he just did not want a big fat hog. They are hard on furiture and toilets.
May 21st, 2012
actually I took it to mean “no fat bitches need apply”.
And petite doesn’t mean helpless. It’s the fat slobs who have trouble moving under their own power to defend themselves.
May 21st, 2012
His poster stating “low IQ preferred” fell off in the wind.
May 21st, 2012
Those signs look like they were put on just long enough to take the pic
May 21st, 2012
Let’s all call that number and see what happens! Area code for New Hampshire is 603.
May 21st, 2012
Forget Craig’s List.
The new advertising medium is Bubba’s List!
Step #1–Buy rusted-out pickup truck
Step #2–Buy Sharpies and poster board at Wally World, then make a sign
Step #3–Post sign on back of pickup truck
Step #4–Get ready to take advantage of any woman who is naive enough to want to live in your skanky apartment.
May 21st, 2012
Damn! Finally one taken at the nearest Walmart to me.
May 21st, 2012
I guess someone from Kentucky went to New Hampshire?
May 21st, 2012
Well, she obviously needs to fit in the crawlspace under the house – yeah. petite it is.
May 21st, 2012
Gosh Jethrow, For only 9k a year she best do laundry and knows hows to skin possums.
May 21st, 2012
Is that Obama in the back Window?
May 21st, 2012
I was just about to ask the same question.. IS that Obama in the window??
May 21st, 2012
is that a obama flag in the window who would want to go with an obama supporter?
May 21st, 2012
Creepy guy who doesn’t want a challenge. It would be harder to tie up and carve a big chick than a petite one.
May 21st, 2012
No that is Obamas reflection in the window; he should have probably photoshopped that out after he took the pic of his truck.
May 21st, 2012
Try some logic, people: the studio apartment is most likely upstairs above where he lives, so he probably prefers someone who isn’t likely to “stomp” around. A petite female is going to make less noise then a heavy male….or some of the heavy female PoWM patrons.
May 21st, 2012
Yeah those look like Obama stickers …….perfect lol!!!!
May 21st, 2012
Yikes!!! The fact the female is preferred is a little weird. Why the hell would that matter?
May 21st, 2012
Looks like it to me too, Jake. Democrats only need apply…
May 21st, 2012
Um, who rents an apartment on a weekly basis? Is that a New England thing?
May 21st, 2012
He wants her to be employed so he knows when he can go in and snoop around.
May 21st, 2012
It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again.
May 21st, 2012
The Obama face definitely ruins the humor of this picture…
May 21st, 2012
He’s advertising in the wrong place. Not too many petite woman in Walmart according to this site.
May 21st, 2012
Lynn s of Statton Island, you just admitted you got rejected by “a homeless, retired retarded obese smelly diseased dumpster person.” Thought you might want to know that.
May 21st, 2012
If Ted bundy were alive he’d see this and say ” dayumm , why didn’t I think of that ?” .
May 21st, 2012
Actually those signs look photoshopped.
May 22nd, 2012
what is scarier are those faces in the back window
May 22nd, 2012
Wannabe pimp / comedian.
May 22nd, 2012
Stereotyping that a petite female is quieter than a larger female, or a male. I’ve lived downstairs from petite females who clomped when they walked, used their sewing machine late at night or early in the morning, and had lots of friends over. If he wanted a quiet neighbor, best to say that!
May 22nd, 2012
It’s odd that he prefers an employed female when he has a decal of the Job-destroying Marxist Fuhrer Obama on his truck.
May 23rd, 2012
What’s creepier than the signs? The fact that he has to freakin’ obama faces smiling out the back window.
May 25th, 2012
This is definitely Photoshopped.
Or definatly as they write in Wal Mart.
May 25th, 2012
Great way to post an add looking for a significant other. Could only be found a Walmart. Get low prices on the things you need and pick up a hot date. HAHA!
May 27th, 2012
douche!!
May 29th, 2012
Some light spell checking will be involved when not trying to escape from my cellar.
May 29th, 2012
I think $700 a month for a studio in New Hampshire is a bit high.
May 31st, 2012
At least everything is spelled correctly.
June 1st, 2012
There is definitely a picture of an idiot in the back window
June 2nd, 2012
Did anyone else notice the creeper in the window lol?!
June 2nd, 2012
PHOTOBOMB LEVEL: OBAMA!! O_____O
June 7th, 2012
did anyone else see the obama sticker on the window
June 8th, 2012
Does that say “preFERRed” or “preFEARed”?
June 20th, 2012
Why does this worthless bastard paste pictures of Osama Obama in his back window along with the flag of the United States of America?
Any @$$hole that votes for Osama Obama clearly is not for the betterment of the US of A!!!
WAKE UP, @$$ MONKEYS!!!
September 21st, 2012
Ha, ha! Ass monkey! That’s a good one ‘cuz that’s exactly what the owner of this truck is!
September 21st, 2012
He, he, he!
‘ASS MONKEY!’
That’s funny, and TRUE!
September 21st, 2012
My favorite it the creepy Obama picture right behind it.
November 16th, 2012
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