Fire Crotch



Ehhh ohhh! Call the fire department ’cause this couple is just too hot to handle. What’s that? Those aren’t real flames? Oh, well then I guess this is just Hell on Earth, and if that’s the case I’m not really sure who to call.

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Fire Crotch, 7.5 out of 10 based on 46 ratings

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  1. cindy

    again jesus people mirrors mirrors

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    May 24th, 2012

  2. MOTLEY CRUE

    What is that sticking out of her bra next to her shirt ???? A tatoo???? Also does it look like shes buying tanning lotion?

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  3. Ron

    Oh behalf of the normal people in my state, I apologize.

    Does this qualify for a “hot mess”?

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    May 24th, 2012

  4. Alene

    i really enjoy lookin at the lady’s hair…it coordinates so well with their outfits….LOL

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  5. WhaWhat

    There is salve to help you soothe that fire. It is on the same isle the foot fungus stuff..

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    May 24th, 2012

  6. Cynic

    Somebody call Fire Marshall Bill!

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    May 24th, 2012

  7. Anna

    Ghost busters!

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    May 24th, 2012

  8. Tiffany

    Hahaha, I used to have that tank top when I was 12!!!

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    May 24th, 2012

  9. jazwagsalot

    New STD Warning Labels

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    May 24th, 2012

  10. Jerry

    If they would sprinkle Desenex foot powder on their crothes, they would feel like they are on fire. A shipmate of mine in the navy once did that and came to Medical jumping up and down screaming after using Desenex foot powder on his crotch.

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  11. Wow

    Im betting they’re some sort of carnies with a fire act…..

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    May 24th, 2012

  12. bama jammer

    that’s hawt!

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    May 24th, 2012

  13. lostinark

    dang, ain’t he special sporty…..love the ladies top, black knee socks and boots—she doesn’t look too bad but she looks a little HOT. lolol

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  14. Josie

    He even has flame tattoos!!!

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    May 24th, 2012

  15. AmyBell

    Is that Paul Stanley??????

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    May 24th, 2012

  16. tammy

    Katniss & Peeta! *not*

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    May 24th, 2012

  17. Katie

    Don’t put that in the same category us redheads!

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  18. Stacy Chandler

    Couple of real hard asses right here…

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    May 24th, 2012

  19. Rosilin

    so my 11yr old son says: “Lier Lier Pants on fire.”

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    May 24th, 2012

  20. VentedStar

    At least she and the guy she’s with match.

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    May 24th, 2012

  21. Suzy

    They just look like they would smell if you walked by them.

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    May 24th, 2012

  22. Me

    Flamers…lol

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    May 24th, 2012

  23. gina

    Circus performers….from the FLEA CIRCUS!!!

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  24. rnjane

    Do they fight over who gets to wear what shirt ?

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  25. maziej

    I believe the pink bottles are Caladryl or a generic equivalent. It is very soothing for burns or whatever itches you, except that itch. That itch requires medical attention.

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    May 24th, 2012

  26. Tamara

    Umm… I believe they’re buying sunscreen, because they don’t want their skin to get too hot??? WTF??? LOL

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  27. G Spot Finder

    Quick, get the lighter fluid and we’ll strip em naked and burn that shit at the back of the store.

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  28. Caitlyn

    I really enjoy the fact that she has sun block in her hand…contradiction much?

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    May 24th, 2012

  29. LYNN S OF STATEN ISLAND

    it’s SUGAR RAY LEONARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    clapclap clapclap clap

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  30. LYNN S OF STATEN ISLAND

    all it ever does is wain wain wain in staten island

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  31. anne

    Let’s see- crappy hair, crappy clothes, fake boobs, stoner eyes, sunscreen.We must be at walmart.

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  32. drm

    I wonder if she likes to hump the stump. Now that’s hot.

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  33. Jen

    They just walked out of a 1980′s rock video.

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  34. falconv6

    I do believe that more chlorine is needed in their gene pool. Hope they didn’t procreate.

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  35. Wulf

    A couple middle-aged punk rockers.

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  36. bleu

    LOL at Rosilin

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  37. D

    It’s like a sauna up in here……no mas pantalones! Lol

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  38. elvis costanza

    What is so truly bizarre about so many of the POWM, is that their “look” is a conscious choice and they spend time and money (not much) to look like crap.

    I guarantee you that these two think they are totally rockin’ rebels and everyone ELSE looks like shit.

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  39. Merry

    These two are on fire!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  40. Boo!

    call a preist…cuz those two need to exorcise some demons pronto!

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  41. Bob Hope's Ghost

    Sonny and Cher, walmart edition

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  42. Eeyore

    Someone thinks their hot.. Everyone else thinks their NOT !

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  43. Fly on the Wall

    Buying suntan lotion before they go to the Cinderella outdoor concert.

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  44. OMG

    I had to avert my eyes. And when I looked down, I caught a glimpse of what I believe is a flame tattoo coming out of a prosthetic foot. Am I seeing this right?

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  45. CG

    I bet Bonnie and Clyde are getting it hot and saucy after they pickup a few items at Walmart.

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  46. Radical Ed

    My moose-knuckle detector is going off…

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  47. Cynic

    Do they take turns going down in flames?

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  48. Taxidermy Freak

    Maybee they work at Famous Dave’s BBQ

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  49. Taxidermy Freak

    Check out the tat on her right boob. I’d like to see the rest if it!

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  50. AKphilly

    The devils rejects…

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  51. PPLWATCHER

    The burning pain of hemorrhoids…

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  52. Barker60

    I zoomed in to check the detail out better. Now I wish I hadn’t! Looks like her entire chest is tattooed!!! And i bet she thinks she’s ‘cool.’ Ewwwwwyuck!!!!!!!!

    Thankfully, 99 % 44/100ths percent of the folks I know in PA aren’t like this!

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  53. califg

    I got you babe……

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    May 25th, 2012

  54. Jon

    Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire!!!

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    May 25th, 2012

  55. Beavis

    If she wore anything else, I’d hit it.

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  56. CG

    Appropriately dressed for what they’re about to do after they leave Walmart. They’re getting started.

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  57. MustangGuy

    Katniss has really let herself go.

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    May 25th, 2012

  58. Denver

    “Nice fire suit…. Ahh FIRESUIT?! ba da da ba bum bum bum

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    May 26th, 2012

  59. casey

    Haha, yesterday I saw a dude wearing a flaming t-shirt and surf board bathing suit pants, this picture made me think of that:)

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    May 28th, 2012

  60. ray

    looks like she raided Bam Bam Biglows closet

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    May 28th, 2012

  61. Josh

    I’m glad I’m not the only one that noticed that prosthetic foot there

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  62. geri

    “I fell into a burning ring of fire”….

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  63. jools

    Is she flame retarded

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    June 2nd, 2012

  64. Jim

    LOL …I know her

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    June 6th, 2012

  65. doodoo1

    She must be a popular favorite because this same girl is on page 8 buying Halloween panties!!

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    June 12th, 2012

  66. Marie

    I know this guy. He lives in my town, and has been on this site before, a couple times. This is from the good ol’ Wilkes-barre Walmart! If you want some great pics, just go there! This whole valley is full of whackos. I just moved here from NYC and I’m more terrified of the people in this town. LOL

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  67. lucid1

    Yeah, I know this couple too. Got a sweet nice car too, funny though how some of the people in the wilkes barre walmart who take these pics of people should be the ones who are on here instead, saw a fat homely welfare skank redneck with four kids taking a ladys pic up there a few weeks ago but hey thats how it goes i guess. So what i’m trying to say here is it’s pathetic who you make fun of as they probably look weird or don’t conform to your standards but HAVE A HELL OF A LOT MORE THAN YOU WILL EVER HAVE, I talk to these two on occasion and they are a hell of a nice couple, and i can relate because i’m a freak myself and put up with shit from people as well, and for you marie whats the matter cant get welfare up their in new york? Hey your probably one of those skank welfare moms in walmart taking these pics as you have nothing better to do with your life than play with your government issued FREE cell phone as you speed away in your pos mini van, clutching your access card like it’s your god, so you can have taxpayers buy your 200 lb ass a bag of doritos at low walmart cost, half you skanks are washed up, strtched out and fat at age 25 lets see what you look like in 20 years, WELCOME TO PA! YOUR ONE OF US NOW!

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  68. Jillian

    lol first off for the record.. that isn’t even a female that is man, sorry to burst your bubble guys and that tattoo you see on the side of her tit, yeah that’s a giant eye ball tattoo, accompanied by the other boob having one as well. Listen, people know how society and mankind is, and if you chose to live a life of being a minority and what society deems “weird” then you have to be able to have a sense of humor, and thick skin because you know there always people out there not willing to except you.

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    September 11th, 2012

  69. Justin M. Walker-Daniels

    FIRE DOWN BELOW!

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    November 11th, 2012

  70. bngsmoke

    OMG I’ve seen the guy before and when I did he was driving this car that says carzilla or el zilla and it’s all flamed out too… lmao it’s like some old ass el camino on a truck frame… lol this guy….. smh this fuckin guy

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  71. Jade Fedkenheuer

    I cant believe these ppl r on here!!! My sister n I saw them in the Wilkes-Barre, Pa Walmart! My sister actually got, well snuck, a pic of these 2 n posted it on FB!!

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