Bloated Bellies



This is exactly how I looked this morning. I ate and drank so much yesterday that I actually had to go up a shirt size. Impressive, yet sad. Anyone else in the same boat?

Arkansas & California

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  1. rnjane

    We need a “Who wears it better contest”

    My vote goes to the dude on the left! Especially love the purple fungus taking over the gut.

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    May 29th, 2012

  2. debbie

    whoa those stomachs remind me of my dad…lol he has a huge belly even though he doesnt drink or smoke.

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  3. kssams

    Gawd, way too early in the morning to see that…blech…of course, no time of day would be good!

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  4. Allison

    two fine specimens of the XY chromosome paring…

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  5. Branetheory

    Condom failure??

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  6. Leslee

    Please tell me that the person on the left has not – and never will – reproduce.

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  7. falconv6

    You’d expect this in Arkasas..but California, where everything and everyone is so style conscious???

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  8. Hardy Bloke

    As much as we laugh at ourselves, imagine how hard those in the future will laugh at these when they are vintage photos.

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  9. ReDu

    Considering how proud some men can be about their below the belt, er…appendage, you’d think they’d all keep trim in the waist just to be able to check on it once in a while just by looking downward.

    The only other way is to have a full length mirror, and judging by these outfits, they don’t have those either.

    Just sayin’!

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  10. missy

    The one of the left has only seen his winkie in the mirror when he lifts his belly.

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  11. girl watcher

    Odd Waldo on the left has a string to pull his peepee out when he has to piss.

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  12. roraniel

    The guy on the left is the picture of health, severely overweight, smoking, and I can only assume the unhealthiest of food in the bag. It makes me really sad when I see this knowing they are 1 second from a fatal heart attack at any moment.

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  13. 1/32ndNative

    The one on the left has basically given up on ever having sex or any type of female companionship again so more than likely he would welcome a heart attack right about now.

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  14. Red Raider

    Keep your kids away from the one on the left. Pedo?

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  15. Jen

    Finally, science has figured out a way for men to carry the baby during pregnancy.

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  16. armauld

    The one on the left looks lke a woman who had a baby in the last 48 hours. He’s got the purple stretch marks and everything.

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  17. Isaac

    Maybe Walmart needs to start selling shirt extensions.

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  18. Jessica

    Solution is simple: buy pants that actually fit your waist, instead of engaging in the self-delusion that you’re not getting bigger because you can still wear the same pants (tucked under your belly instead of over it). And yet, so many guys go for the underbelly look, oblivious to the fact that no shirt yet invented will cover the belly if the pants aren’t pulled up.

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  19. Amanda

    Anyone else notice the guy on the right LOOKS like he’s “sagging” (this goes for both) pull your damn pants up or get a longer shirt NOBODY wants to see that shit

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  20. donjuan

    is that booger

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  21. CG

    The one on the left looks hungry and needs some food and booze. The one on the right has enough to feed the needy.

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  22. Nixon

    Nice oompa loompa shorts on the guy on the right.

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  23. Mam

    OMG!!!! I know the one on left! So sad. No hes not a pedo and yes hes married…sad to say thats him through and through.

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