American Idol winner Kris Allen….yeah we all stopped watching 8 years ago dawg, you’re not really famous.
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being from Arkansas myself, i can report that this clown gets all kinds of attention for winning american idol. he gets in places for free and seriously gets treated like royalty. it’s embarrassing.
May 29th, 2012
I was laughing more at the strategically placed exit sign over the female guards’ crotch, made me want to laugh even more, like it was a censored sign!
He’s still drawing in fans. So he must be remembers huh?
Never watched it. But I’m still in love with Taylor.
I thing the ‘Exit’ sign placement is funnier…
He may not be famous anywhere else but he’s from Arkansas.. so it makes sense that they would feature him at an Arkansas Walmart. So I don’t really get how this is funny?
Boring. Just like Kris.)
8 years? I coulda sworn it was 9
I actually had no idea who he was. I thought this was about the exit sign.
May 30th, 2012
When did he win?
Who? Yeah, I would have no idea who this was if I saw them walking on the street. He’ll just be another moron that won American Idol, only to fade away for the next winner to show up. Remember Taylor Hicks? Yeah, didn’t think so.
And I don’t watch American Idol, I just know a few names because my family watches that crap.
Does the exit sign look like a blooper to cover someones unzipped pants? It’s a lady they are covering, so, I guess not much would be showing unless she’s not wearing any undies.
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Really Cops for crowd control??
It’s a damn good thing that there were TWO guards and all those security ropes to hold back the teeming throngs of fans………
What? the cop with his arm around the female cop is more interesting!!!
May 31st, 2012
Yet he’s still way more famous than all of you. Must suck to have your life…spending it putting other people down so you can feel better about your own miserable lives.
June 2nd, 2012
The runner ups have had more success than the winners. Chris Daughtry, Adam Lambert, Jennifer Hudson, Kellie Pickler, Katharine McPhee, Diana DeGarmo, Clay Aiken. So far the only winners who has had much success are Kelly and Carrie. Poor Kris, doing malls and Wal Mart appearances. I liked Kris but not as much as Adam.
I’m diggin’ the chick in this picture getting the autograph. Just my cup of tea.
June 3rd, 2012
With all due respect folks, Kris had a long line of folks waiting to meet him
Camera angle does not show the line.
June 4th, 2012
This picture upload is a fail. Just because he isn’t your taste of music. Doesn’t mean he doesn’t produce good music. I listen to Kris and I don’t even watch American Idol. He just released a new album too.
June 5th, 2012
The exit sign is on the pole and lady guard has her hand on top of the pole. Yeah, why is man guard puttin’ his hands on lady guard? And, who sports a crappy T-shirt and COACH purse to Wal mart??
I bet singer boy bought that shirt at WM jsut before his big appearance.
Living in Arkansas and actually knowing him, I can tell you he is actually a pretty big deal here. He may not be the one that should have won but he is one of the nicest guys you will ever meet.
the male cop has his arm on the rack behind her not around her.
June 11th, 2012
It just so happens that Adam Lambert was the one who sung No Boundries… I’m still in total lust with Taylor Hicks…. and even with some of the duds that won… the “losers” totally make up for it.
June 12th, 2012
Never heard of him, but he’s a cutie!
June 14th, 2012
someone nice to look at on this site for a change
June 15th, 2012
Is this in Conway? I don’t see the comedy in this really. I moved to Conway the year he won which was in 2009 and he is actually a real big deal around there. They have signs up everywhere and he came in for Toad Suck Daze last year to sing.
June 20th, 2012
At least it isn’t the Duggars. Oh wait….they don’t like Walmart.
June 22nd, 2012
Be he celebrated or not, I would do all KINDS of things for Kris. All he’d have to do is look delicious — and he’s got that down.
That’s right, I would wash his dishes for him. Maybe even mow the lawn.
June 27th, 2012
How does this belong? I don’t get it. some people may not prefer his music. But he is talented. Period. There’s nothing about this funny.
June 29th, 2012
His new album, “Thank You Camellia,” is my newest addiction. He’s going to have a long and successful career.
July 17th, 2012
The ONLY reason he won was because ADAM LAMBERT is gay and America is homophobic.chris allen is a no-talent hick who needs to go away…….
July 28th, 2012