October 14th, 2009
Kids, Can You Say “Mafioso”? Muy Bueno!
I can’t decide who has the tighter whip: Dora or Thug Kitty. I want to give the nod to Dora for the simple fact that she installed an effective “Haters no Swiping” security system; that’s just smart.
Florida
Kids, Can You Say "Mafioso"? Muy Bueno!,
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i want this car when im 16!
October 14th, 2009
sweet
October 14th, 2009
This isn’t even close to being unusual or noteworthy for a Wal-mart parking lot.
October 14th, 2009
I didn’t know pimp my ride decided to work on little kid’s cars? Huh.
October 14th, 2009
ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaa!
October 14th, 2009
This is what happens when you let your four year old pick out your paint job.
October 14th, 2009
Dora the bi-curious explorer.
October 14th, 2009
Oh, MAN!!!
October 14th, 2009
I may be wrong, but why would anybody want to swipe your light purple dora the explorer car, even a mexican wouldn’t drive that lol
October 14th, 2009
Well Koolkid, It’s still better than the Honda Civic with the “angry bumblebee” muffler that I bet you drive.
October 14th, 2009
stupid kids show and stupid people don’t mix. Try watching Dora with your kids and see if you can maintain your sanity.
October 14th, 2009
Oh my god!
I’ve seen this car!!! lmao
October 14th, 2009
I see those kids having a bright future
October 14th, 2009
I betcha anything that car is sittin on some expensive rims too…u know the routine…the rims cost more than the car lol
October 14th, 2009
Who are these people trying to attract? With all these kid themed cars I’m going to say “Pimps” aren’t driving them. Maybe another type of person beginning with “P”.
October 14th, 2009
Busy day in Florida…is the car of “show me what your working with”? Me thinks the answere is Si’.
October 14th, 2009
I’m seeing a whole lotta tinted glass on these vehicles lately… By the way, NOBODY ever steals a Dora the Explorer car, hell you couldn’t give it away
October 14th, 2009
Sweetheart, the light-puke-purple and the fact that you have Dora the Explorer characters on your car are enough to deter any potential theft. The “Haters No Swiping” decal is just adding insult to injury.
It’s times like this when I’m ashamed of my fellow Floridians.
October 14th, 2009
Hope it’s not a man’s car. Dora’s map won’t ever get used!
October 14th, 2009
What’s the resale value on something like that?
October 14th, 2009
One way or another, there are going to be some MAJOR separation issues here.
October 14th, 2009
Now if it were a Kai-Lan car, I would swipe it!
October 14th, 2009
Dora. Da-da-da-Dora…….. drives a Lin-coln, La-la-la-Lincoln.
October 14th, 2009
So……is there like a gang of 6yr old chicas that cruise in this thing?
I can imagine them walking out with packs of smokes and popcorn chicken, trying to rush back before elementary school lunch break ends.
October 14th, 2009
Blame the senile gangsta (i.e. “Trick or Treat” lady) or those damn random bumper sticker vending machines …
October 14th, 2009
aw mannnnnnnnnnn
October 14th, 2009
Maybe they run a daycare in Compton or something… Or maybe not. I think if I ever see this car, I’ll keep my kids at least 100 yards away from it.
October 14th, 2009
IT’S NOT A CAT,It’s swipper he’s a fox and a part of Dora!
October 14th, 2009
I vote “Most likely to have tied child and 7 pounds of candy in trunk”
October 14th, 2009
i wonder if anyone has a bad ass Hanna Montana ride?
October 14th, 2009
ummmm…really…don’t worry
October 14th, 2009
Later that night, ShiLeena disovered that her Dora backpack, Glamour magazine and two cases of diet coke had been swiped from her no haters car.
October 14th, 2009
Uhhh…Dora says “muy bien”, not “muy bueno”.
Wow. So that’s what a nervous breakdown looks like.
October 14th, 2009
I don’t think it’s going to do anything to the resale value of the car anyway.
Actually, I think putting Dora on it was a lateral move.
October 14th, 2009
I’m waiting to see the Handy Manny whip…
October 14th, 2009
Maybe if it had Steve from ‘Blue’s Clues’ on there i’d swipe it, but otherwise… Not so much.
October 14th, 2009
Haters don’t swipe? And ruin my reputation?
October 14th, 2009
Dear mods – Do you understand that “mafioso” is Italian, and that nothing about this car is even remotely Italian”
October 14th, 2009
LMFAO Ive seen this car in real life too! At a couple different wal marts even. You never forget a Dora the Explorer car once you have seen one!
October 14th, 2009
This child molester ride sucks.
Though the owner would rather be sucked.
October 14th, 2009
I hope he’s not shopping at Walmart for a stick and string to finish the perfect pedo kidnapping trap.
October 14th, 2009
this is so a car for a pedophile…someone should beat the hell out of the guy driving it just because!
October 14th, 2009
Every 3-year-old knows it has to be said 3 times to be effective…
Haters no swiping.
Haters no swiping.
Haters no swiping!
October 14th, 2009
my three year old would love that car!
October 14th, 2009
“Haters no Swiping” in Spanish means, “Has bad Credit”
October 14th, 2009
Josh, consider it yours when you’re 16! Its a sweet tight ride.
October 14th, 2009
holy crap this is beyond sad and screams pedophile
October 14th, 2009
…Florida….
October 14th, 2009
Just right for picking up a baby mama. Her kids will be entertained leaving you and mama plenty of gettin nasty time.
October 14th, 2009
Roman Polanski’s new ride. He’s a huuuuuuuuuuuuuuge fan of Dora.
October 14th, 2009
“Thug Kitty?” Whoever wrote the cut-line obviously has no direct knowledge of Dora or Swiper the Fox. Hilarious car.
October 14th, 2009
So if I love it, can I swipe it? cuz I am JEALOUS!
October 14th, 2009
I’m feeling particularly hateful tonight so I’ll let you keep it.
October 14th, 2009
For a brief time, Nickelodeon tried to pick up some slack when GM went bankrupt by producing automobiles….this is their only purchased vehicle.
October 14th, 2009
SWIPER ISNT A KITTY!! HE IS A FOX!! DUH!
October 14th, 2009
uh…Dora the Explorer in this case = Baby in trunk….either that or Chester has another advertising slogan for little kids – free puppies are so yesterday
October 14th, 2009
if ya think THATS funny, chech out youtube : dora the explorer chola. sooo funny,and it captures the spirit of said jaloppy.
October 15th, 2009
Soooooooo…. you wake up one morning and decide to customize your rear window, you go fetch your decals and carefully apply them (making sure they’re level and bubble-free for easier reading), and yet – for some reason – you cheap out on the one little comma that’d make this mess a gramatically CORRECT security system… Class is in the details, muchacho.
October 15th, 2009
There’s a naked man in the trunk jerking off to the image of Dora.
October 15th, 2009
Jamby! I told you – your car’s not cool – quit posting pics!
October 15th, 2009
Can you say PEDOPHILE????
Good!
October 15th, 2009
One day, Charlene decided that she would never acheive Mary Kay Cosmetics Nirvana, so she became a day care operator & rewarded her own self for a Job Well Done.
October 15th, 2009
@ Chriss
“This is what happens when you let your four year old pick out your paint job.”
It might be a pedophile lure, but I think the most-likely explanation is this car belongs to the “parent(s)” in one of those modern PC “Spanking is Child Abuse!” households where their 4-year-old ultimately makes the rules and they’re driving this 15-year-old obnoxiously-decorated POS to save up for eventually spending $6,000+ annually for one of those ultra-trendy Elite soccer leagues! Pathetic!!!
I have an ex-girlfriend who lives in a shack and drives a POS minivan for the privilege of being an Elite League soccer mom. Every time I see her, I remember why I dumped her a$$ almost 25 years ago. LOL
October 15th, 2009
Are those matching cracks on the taillight lenses? Classy!!! LOL The sad part is it’s probably a two-income family who lost their “new” (read: “less than five years old”) car to “debt relief” (read: “bankruptcy”), essentials are bought at WalMart, while the trendiest toys or video game systems are NEVER too expensive for their kid(s).
October 15th, 2009
A friend of mine saw this car in the Tallahassee area a few days ago, at a gas station, and posted pics on Facebook. It looked like a ghetto pimp car, complete with very interesting rims and full Dora decals down the side of the car as well. Strange.
October 15th, 2009
Hataz gotta hate.
October 15th, 2009
AW MAN!!!
October 15th, 2009
1. Thug Kitty is another post on here, they aren’t talking about Swiper……they are talking about the Hello Kitty car.
2. Putting “Haters no swiping” on the back is a dare…….
October 15th, 2009
A car every thug wants to steal-pinkish/purple with Dora.
October 15th, 2009
Gangsta soccer mom car
October 15th, 2009
Hey Jeff, I happened to have LOVED watching Dora the Explorer with my son when he was little. It taught him a lot. Go ahead, make comments about me letting him watch TV too much, you’d be wrong. He hardly watched any TV.
October 15th, 2009
Just like the pic of “Obama’s Limo” there’s not a Wal-Mart in sight nor are there any people, which goes completely against the name of this site and what I and many others come here to see. If you’re going to post pictures of random vehicles and people wearing camo clothes or clothes with animals on them, can you at least put them in a different section or something? They’re not even funny.
October 15th, 2009
why didn’t they do a ford explorer??? the car could be named Dora. Dora the Ford Explorer…..
October 15th, 2009
Personally, I’d have gone for the Thomas the Train look myself.
October 15th, 2009
This is what happens when you paint you car when you are high!
October 15th, 2009
Spotted in Tallahassee? I had a creeping suspicion it was from Tally. We seem to have a disproportionate amount of idiots. This is right up there w/ the people who post the logo or brand of their car on their back window. Free advertisement? I see no benefit, unless to attract others like you.
October 15th, 2009
Ill bet you to hell and back that they dont speak a word of Spanish? Tu habla espanol? No habla espanol…..
October 15th, 2009
We have a ton of cars like these in my area (Hattiesburg, MS). In all seriousness – my husband and I have made a game of finding all the branded cars. So far we’ve found Hawaiian Punch, Shrek, Sprite, Corn Pops, Sugar Babies, and several others. And when I say branded, I mean the cars have been repainted in the particular brands main ad colors as well as it’s company logo and picture. It isn’t just a door sticker, it’s the ENTIRE BODY, either in vinyl or in the Shrek car’s case, in paint. I’ll have to take some pictures and post.
October 15th, 2009
My security system is sniper be sniping
October 15th, 2009
Is Dora’s followers really old enough to drive???
October 15th, 2009
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October 16th, 2009
Kitty ain’t got anything on Dora, plus purple is way more pimp than pink
October 16th, 2009
I’d smash the window just for using brush script.
October 16th, 2009
My 3 year old just found the car of her dreams!
October 16th, 2009
What exactly can’t we swipe…the ex-mary kay car or the dumb ass decals?
October 16th, 2009
hahahahaha.
October 17th, 2009
You know they spent more on the paint job than the car is worth!
October 17th, 2009
That is SOOOO not a thug kitty – that’s Swiper the Fox! “Swiper no swiping!”, you have to say it 3 times or he’ll steal your shit.
Yeah… I have a kid. I’m guessing you don’t
October 19th, 2009
ahahahaha you’d have to watch Dora to get it. Thanks to my toddlers explanation, my understanding is the “swiping” part is thanks to Swiper some lil thief mexican animal I think? But alas…I wouldnt steal this hunk of crap if the keys were in it and it was loaded with kegs of beer and money
Thanks for making me hate Dora even more so, douche bag. But…are you mexican?
October 19th, 2009
I’VE SEEN THIS!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I Live in Homestead, FL. Miami Dade county. I used to have a pic of this car on my phone!! EPIC!
October 19th, 2009
dude, that fox on the car, his name is Swiper. He swipes things from people and throws them really far away so you have to go look for it. Obviously you people have never watched Dora before…
October 19th, 2009
I’ve actually seen this car before. Downtown orlando area, it rides on huge ass rims. not suprising they shop at walmart.
October 21st, 2009
i used to think decorating your shit with the looney tunes was the most white-trash/ghetto move possible. i stand corrected.
October 21st, 2009
don’t wanna burst your bubble but mafioso is italian…muy bueno being spanish. good job.
October 22nd, 2009
This car is in Homestead, FL. I’ve seen this car and I remember rolling my eyes so hard my contacts almost got stuck lol
October 25th, 2009
why did dora get pregnant; her teacher told her to do a essay.
October 28th, 2009
Согласен, полезная штука
October 31st, 2009
This *might* be a reference to an evening with Kevin Smith. He tells a story about watching this show with his daughter and mentions the “no swiping” thing. So it could be a Kevin Smith fan…although probably not. Just throwing it out there.
November 2nd, 2009
Make no mistake, I probably would have found the nearest blunt object and would have smashed the heck out of that back window. I also wouldn’t have given a crap if it were on my record. I just really hate people who use the word “haters” because they’re frustratingly egotistical and ignorant.
November 4th, 2009
i told my kid, don’t go nowhere’s near that guy who drives that car or you will be on a milk carton
November 20th, 2009
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