Mmmmm, don’t you just love the smell of beer gunt in the morning?!?!?
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She is on the slimfast diet….Dipping doughnuts in slimfast.
June 1st, 2012
Oh, lordy! Where to start? How about standing in front of a mirror, and then starting over.
there you go fellas she dont have no pantys on and looks like she lives by prison rules she saggin she is open for the bizz
Jerry if that’s the case 3/4 of young men in this world is open for bizz lol
wiggle wiggle wiggle……..
1. A sports bra isn’t really appropriate attire for shopping.
2. Her shorts are too small around the waist and need to be pulled up.
working out by lifting 12 oz at a time???
If that’s an Ahh Bra…she needs a refund!
Not on my worst day……
lol she appears to be shopping for a new monitor –all that fleshy goodness–have fun gents on chatroulette
Just remember people. Someone is sleeping with that on a regular basis and thinks it is the best thing in the world. Hey out there. No puking on the computer….
Lord, PLEASE let her be wearing shorts and not a skirt…
There really are no words for this ….maybe “I’m sexy and I know it” lol
Who in the hell lets these people out of their homes looking like that? Don’t they have friends or family that say “Stop, you will burn the corneas of the normal folk. Please wear clothes!” ???? Oh wait, they all probably dress the same way, stupid me…..
mawbell in Texas
Good God! You don’t think she’s pregnant, do you?
I think it’s funny how everyone is assuming this is a “she”. It’s possible, but I’m not sold…. I’ve never seen that kind of beer gut on a female…
thats quite the cantilever
Those are jorts, and cut offs at that!! And those sandals, they look like she actually wears them as shower shoes when she has to walk from her trailer to the public shower facility – which probably happens once a month.
All of that being said, there is still a chance that’s a dude in a sports bro. I’m gonna hope for that.
She’s definitely an “apple”.
Ugh! Will I ever learn to not visit this site while having lunch?
She may have CUSHINGS syndrome, I tried to put a link to a web page which has a picture of a woman with Cushings who looks very similar to this person.
How is it possible to be that flat from shoulder to ass???
If your going to dress like that, atleast have a flat stomach and a nice ass to show off.
she has diastasis recti and probly c section in her life poor woman i feel bad for her. she looks like an alcoholic.
A Don Martin character from Mad Magazine come to life!
a real life grunt!? i thought they were short
i dig the red mullett
Seriously is there no shame with some of these people.
Walmart needs to have a huge sale on full length mirrors.
Son of Sam's Club
nice sneak preview of the horro fest
Cover up, You sick slob.
It’s E.T. wearing the wig.
Someone stopped me in Wally world today to say that he was amazed at how nicely I was dressed. I was wearing a pretty skirt with a matching top. and shoes. The skirt covered my behind and my top covered all the parts it should. i didn’t look especially nice…. or so I thought. As I gazed around the store I realized that I was the only woman that was NOT WEARING MY PAJAMAS! Women… what in the heck are you thinking? Fat rolls, butt cheeks, bras, boobies and other part on parade! Plain disgusting! Poor guy was impressed by me an ordinary women who was dressed properly.
Dont bother looking..You could never afford it!
June 2nd, 2012
Dont bother, you could never afford it!
I honestly wonder what thoughts go through the mind of a person like this when they look in the mirror before they leave the house.
I guess she forgot to put on underwear before going to Walmart. People have no shame.
I highly doubt this is Cushing’s syndrome. She doesn’t have the excess of body hair, nor some of the other more obvious symptoms. She’s most likely just someone whose life experience and lifestyle caught up with her.
Which STILL has nothing to do with wearing a ridiculous top, and shorts that DELIBERATELY show off the bloated belly in the most obvious way.
A person with Cushing’s still has the option to cover up, and shave some of their problem areas.
As I’ve always said, I don’t make fun of a person’s weight or medical conditions.
Dressing in ways that make them open to public scrutiny is on the person who insists on doing it.
Come on mullet,Band Hero & T.V dis chic bout to bring back the 80′s
What possesses people to do this???? I mean seriously do they think they look good or what??
June 3rd, 2012
She obviously doesn’t look in the mirror after she gets dressed. Of course, if I looked like that, I wouldn’t look in the mirror either .
Lets hope she didn’t have time to change clothes and was mowing the yard…is having her 5th child and the hubby is working 3 jobs to provide for them….Men are such pervs…the comments on this one are terrible!
That’s a dude. I’ve never seen a woman, no matter how out of shape, have a beer gut like that. And “her” boobs could very easily be moobs.
June 4th, 2012
Who needs a 6 pack when you have a KEG
June 5th, 2012
Don’t you just want to go up and ask ” Did you look in the mirror before you left the house and was that really the look you were going for ?!!”
She’s sexy and she knows it
I heard bout them things they call tee vees I just never thunk I’da saw one in real life.. humm, I need me a beer!
June 6th, 2012
June 9th, 2012
thats a kmart, not a walmart. look @ the price drop signs
June 13th, 2012
I live in North Dakota, and I’m kinda surprised she doesn’t take up my whole state…..
June 17th, 2012
Anyone who thinks this couldn’t be a womans gut obviously has never been to Virginia… I’ve seen girls with pretty faces, that had bigger guts than that. She OBVIOUSLY works out!
June 26th, 2012
Here is a woman who has obviously stopped caring about her looks…and about everything else, apparently.
July 3rd, 2012
What’s that lady’s address? I’m gonna send her a shirt.
August 5th, 2012