Smokin’ The Peace Pipe



Okay, we usually never post the little “stories” that come along with most picture submissions, not because we don’t care but mainly because they are long, drawn out stories that would probably only have a 10% chance of being funny if you were there, but this one amused me so I thought I’d share.

*The views in this story are not those of PoWM…well some of them are, but not all of them.*

“I asked this sneaky, fuckin ninja, injun bitch if I could take her picture, after 5 or 6 failed attempts to sneak a pic. I finally said fuck it. I asked if she was an Indian and I got this whole long fuckin genealogy bullshit. Half Cherokee, half French, half crazy old bitch. Although, I really respected the fact that her titty was mostly exposed.

Texas

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  1. Mr. Snarky Pants

    She’s 80% filthy. Look at those arms and legs. Take a shower!

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  2. I eat POOP

    She’s too damn old to have a titty exposed, and if it was, I’d barf on her feet!

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  3. Juwel_Katzchen

    -Blink blink- I got nothin’.

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  4. wtf

    she is part hippy and part indian. So that makes her a hippian lol

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  5. Um no

    No long term effects of smoking marijuana….my ass!

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  6. liz ewing

    if she harnessed the “titties” she could stand upright and wouldn’t need the walker…….that’s the only erect thing she will ever get……..

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  7. Amber

    The intellect of whoever sent this picture in is just amazing. I had no idea that Texas had such brilliant people living there.

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  8. L

    I’m going to go out on a limb on this one. She obviously is homeless, no clean skin, clothes aren’t even clothing. The top anyway, so. Give the lady a break.

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  9. AAA

    where is the face-eating Zombie when he is needed the most…..

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    June 5th, 2012

  10. Utz Pub Mix

    She’s not dirty. She’s old. Her arms and legs are covered in bruises and liver spots. Common with the aged or those with nutritional/medical issues. I like the braids. I just can’t justify the rest of the outfit. Her neck and upper chest are a shade of red while the rest of her exposed skin seems mostly whitish suggesting she does cover up her goodies at times. Even if she’s not homeless, I’m sure she is surviving on very limited means. Rock on granny.

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    June 5th, 2012

  11. Tony

    @Amber: I’m brilliant AND good looking! ;)

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  12. K

    I’m sorry but just because she is not wearing normal clothes and is filthy doesn’t make her homeless. Some people just wear stupid ass shit. I mean look at this womans hair, do you honestly know a homeless person that dresses their dreads up like that? I highly doubt it.

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  13. CG

    SMH, this woman has no shame or dignity. Disgusting.

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  14. Moi

    Must be Austin?

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    June 5th, 2012

  15. drae2thababa

    um wow i think she has a bunch of studf tied to her to gold everthing on haha i see head phones a key chain….

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  16. Eric

    looks like she has been smoking more than the peace pipe. crack-a-hontas!

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    June 5th, 2012

  17. Dillweed

    Amber, you’re on the wrong site if you’re looking for intellect. In case you haven’t noticed, it’s all about grown ups taking pictures of other, stranger grown ups, and posting them to be made fun of.

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    June 5th, 2012

  18. Jen

    Tommy Chong’s fraternal twin.

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  19. bob

    Ive heard of the lil indian named sackajewaya but looking at the completley dazed look on this squaw she must be known by her fellow natives as weedsakofganjea

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  20. diane

    Now thats just wrong on so many levels….

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  21. WhaWhat

    There are certain things here you just can UNSEE. That is one of them. I may not go to sleep tonight thinking that is at my local Walmart.

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  22. fader

    Not liver spots. Mottled skin. Maybe because she has cut off the flow of blood on both the arms and the legs, with too tight shorts and whatever the things on her arms are…..

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  23. eyesapoppin

    why call her “crazy” and “bitch” ? Isn’t that overkill?

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  24. Bealzeebub

    My God! talking bout a hard knocks life! This lady should write a memoir. Starts in the 60′s with lots of mescaline and LSD, a disco hooker in the 70′s, crack head in the 80′s, homeless in the 90′s, living on an indian reservation in 2000′s and now picking up enough cans to buy that cool Ipod and some groceries. Rock it!

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  25. peace angel

    mommy!

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  26. undeniable

    so because she isn’t under 30 she shouldn’t wear what she wants? I doubt that is dirt on her. I think if a 15 yo can dress in such a way then she should be able to dress that way too…. If you really want to get into it her breast look better than alot of younger women out there and they still walk around showing it off lol….

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  27. David

    I don’t think she is that old (her breasts are still fairly perky). Probably mid-40s and cougaristic but the years of substance abuse have taken their toll.

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  28. AMY G OF MANHATTAN REJECTED ME

    How do I get a wife? I’m the best man out there. WHY CAN’T I FIND A WIFE?????????????

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  29. Count Flatula

    She’s not dirty and homeless. She’s old. She kinda like looks like my sister’s friend. Brenda is 65 and was in a couple motorcycle accidents, so she uses a cane, also.

    Rock on, grannie!

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  30. 1/32ndNative

    Her tits have held up pretty well.

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  31. Tina

    She is not filthy. If you look closer, she obviously has a skin disorder or circulation problem. It’s no excuse for her choice of clothing and lack of taste.

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  32. saltymac

    The generic WalMart walkin ‘stick is HOT!
    Possibly the result of an Indian uprising while attending a Country Joe & the Fish concert.

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  33. Fred Johnson

    Wow, sounds like and almost looks like my neighbor!

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  34. verbatim

    Your wife pictured above…..there ya go…..You’re welcome

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  35. jimmy

    Looks like Whispering Choach Wounded Knee (formerly known as Sean Young), checked herself out of rehab again..

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  36. jimmy

    Looks like Whispering Choach Wounded Knee (formerly known as Sean Young) checked herself out of rehab again

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    June 6th, 2012

  37. signguy

    I have never seen a bigger mess in my life…

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  38. notalenthack

    Trendy…

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    June 6th, 2012

  39. Togger

    Elizebeth Warren’s trashy sister.

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  40. loki

    I understand that in Amerika every white person is taught in school they are part injun. What a load of crap!!!! What I dont understand is why they all claim to be part cherokee? Is that like the best of the savages?

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  41. Melba

    She may have a bruise or two, but that looks like dirt to me.
    I also love what she has done with the flag.

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  42. Gulf

    I think I dated her back in the 70′s

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  43. Harold

    So the one time you decide to post the “little story” that came along with the submission it looks like a 3rd grader with a loose grip on the English language wrote it? That seems about par.

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  44. scott allen

    liz warren in her later years

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  45. forbidmenot

    I’m sure there is somebody eating the pie but probably not the crust… At least I would hope not.

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  46. Light the Pipe

    Ms. L. Lohan in a couple years…….

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    June 7th, 2012

  47. Vance from England

    I was drinking a nice cup of tea then I scrolled to her page. That’s the type of page that needs a health warning, because I nearly CHOKED ON MY DRINK !!

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  48. keith

    I think she is a whole lot more (real) people and probably pretty neat to rap with! She has seen a lot more of this world than most of you have& forgot more than most will ever learn! Keith

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  49. J Schultz

    I love the comments about Ms. Lohen in a few years and I was drinking a nice cup of tea and nearly chocked on my tea………………………………………..although the lady is overexposed, does that cause for the Walmart writer to cuss and use such vulgur language?
    Does that person have to use the B word…..? what planet is that Walmart person from? Maybe they should go back there.

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  50. D

    I like older women who aren’t afraid to “show the goods”… she can smoke my peace pipe any time.

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    June 8th, 2012

  51. Mary

    She probably dressed like this when she was 20 and a hot hippy chick, and just never moved on. It’s like the old farts with Elvis hair. What works in your youth doesn’t work in later life.

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  52. Son of Sam's Club

    awe natural

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  53. mite

    im totally thinking Austin as well. you see stuff like that there on the streets every day. is one of the reasons i LOVE to walk 6th st in the day! its just funny as hell. and if its cold in wm its gonna cause her skin to look that way, her veins to sorta stick out. if the language and comments offend you, stay the hell of this site, it is what it is. oh and 40′s, HELL no she late 50′s maybe early 60′s!!!!! please!

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  54. mikeghoul

    I guarantee she’s a Methadonian

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    June 13th, 2012

  55. G

    I agree with those saying this must be in Austin. A getup like this wouldn’t hardly warrant a second look in that town. Place is crawling with hippies and there motto is “Keep Austin Wierd”.

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  56. Helpless

    She comes into Bastrop Walmart a lot and if i can ever get it we have a grateful dead couple in there too.

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    June 18th, 2012

  57. John

    That cane is her prized possession. It proves she’s disabled. Giver her her disability, dammit!

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    June 21st, 2012

  58. Kimberly

    to LOKI : they are not taught that in school. There are family ties in alot of families to indians. Cherokee Indians were from a certain area, until the white man drove them off. they were spread very far and wide. However, they are not “duh biggest and duh baddest of dem all”. and besides, it is spelled AMERICA. WITH A “C”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    June 26th, 2012

  59. Truth hurts

    Die hippy, die. Why won’t you all just OD and leave the rest of us to clean up the mess you made of the country. Disgusting pig. How many kids did she have and ruin?

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  60. Ayla Betty Aishman

    O my gosh this is my mother. her name is evelyn marie picard. I just knew tht I would find her on this page, because she was such a sight. she would conside her self Cherokee French, and she is a very crazy bitter woman. I am truly her daughter. this pic was taken in mineola texas….

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    February 22nd, 2013

  61. Ayla Betty Aishman

    also she falls a lot and she has brain damge, she is severly depressed I tried to help her but she didn’t want me, all she wanted to do was hate and smoke pot

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  62. Ayla Betty Aishman

    o yea and she is very unclean

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  63. Local

    She calls herself Pocahontas. This is in the Wal-Mart in Mineola, Texas, not Austin-and people do look at her strangely. She is very mentally ill (maybe due to drug use, that is unknown) and has a daughter that isn’t much better. A LOT of the locals know her, she’s generally out and about during the summer, but she dresses like this no matter the temperature.

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  64. Ayla Betty Aishman

    Local, I can see tht u r not always around her therefore ur opinion would be the same as those around u. if u r then I have mistaken.. , if u wer to see me and know me actually ur opinion of me wouldn’t be so harsh as from what u hear .enchanted lakes is wicked and cruel. also my mother is not all a bad person. she does need help. I see her as a soul tht has been given up to negative feelings. im n tyler now to move on and get my degree, many may hav the rumord opinon of me, but I just look at myself and see to it tht I learn from my mothers mistake, I will never allow myself to let the hurt to drag me to the point where I am negative and happy everyday, we hav to look at ourselves and see ourselves for what we truly are. who knows I may never see my mother again, but tht is okay. I don’t need to surround myself and creat this reputation tht I am no better. I cant be surrounded by her “friends” which are also wicked and ill have nothing more to say to her or them. I let their bullying get me down but I wont anymore. but I do wish tht my mother and father find happiness and joy n their hearts, and tht also goes for the ppl surrounding her. I have forgiven them for everything tht happened while I was there the more u get to no my mother the more u will understand. in fact u sound a lot like a woman I no

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