Turkey Lurkey Doo



Holy shnikes! I had no idea Walmart sold their poultry meats so damn fresh! Now that I know that it’s gonna be Thanksgiving everyday for me!

New Mexico

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Turkey Lurkey Doo, 8.0 out of 10 based on 45 ratings

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  1. jj

    Wonder if he bought the hatchet in the same trip.

    Seriously, those things are filthy, nasty birds to take care of and I think the health dept would have a problem with one in a public place. I know I wouldn’t have let him in with it.

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    June 6th, 2012

  2. Laura E.

    What isle is that on?

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    June 6th, 2012

  3. Spawnsmom

    I see that WalMart is offering REALLY fresh turkey. From the WM kill your own food collection.

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    June 6th, 2012

  4. jeef

    Man, I’m gonna triple bleach wipe any walmart shopping cart I use..

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    June 6th, 2012

  5. Nancy

    It’s a SERVICE ANIMAL dammit! An ADA turkey, how dare you even question it!

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    June 6th, 2012

  6. Jen

    You jive turkey.

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    June 6th, 2012

  7. LaReaux

    I do believe that’s a decoy. We sold similar ones at the Wal-Mart I used to work at.

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    June 6th, 2012

  8. Eric

    Wal-Mart – “We sale the freshest meat on the Market”

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    June 6th, 2012

  9. MAC

    Looks like walmart is going to the birds…

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    June 6th, 2012

  10. SuzieQ

    Turkey – never – pet parrots if fully vetted are a much better bird to have in the store. Either way it does not matter how much you love your bird – let it stay at home.

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    June 6th, 2012

  11. IUjock1974

    Just another reason to never shop at walmart.

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    June 7th, 2012

  12. REJECTED BY JOAN B OF MANHATTAN

    How come anybody can find a woman to be his wife except for me?

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    June 7th, 2012

  13. Cerebral_Origami

    He’s (the turkey (the one IN the cart)) just here to visit and pay his respects to the members of the flock who wern’t rejected by walmart.

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    June 7th, 2012

  14. LYNN S OF STATEN ISLAND REJECTED ME

    Why does every other man but me find a woman who will marry him?

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    June 7th, 2012

  15. CG

    Looks like somebody is going to have a big turkey feast tonight!

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    June 7th, 2012

  16. queensbee

    i sure do hope it is a decoy, because otherwise – yuck.

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    June 7th, 2012

  17. Fleet

    Tonight, it’s just you and me, girl.

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    June 7th, 2012

  18. Blap

    Hey, LYNN S OF STATEN ISLAND REJECTED ME – After seeing your numerous “woe is me” posts on this site I am understanding why Lynn S dumped you.

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    June 7th, 2012

  19. eyesapoppin

    Clearly New Mexico Walmarts operate on the barter system.

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    June 8th, 2012

  20. me

    A turkey is alittle crazy but I can’t say anything bad about this man. My wife just a few days ago had her rabbits with her when she went into Walmart. They were in a carrier and she had a good resion. She had just taken them to the vet and you may or may not know but Walmart pharmacy now sells pet meds. She needed to pick up an antibiotic for one. And if you ever had to wait in line at the pharmacy, you could be there hours. It was 87 out so she just grabbed the carrier, put it in the cart and got their meds.

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    June 8th, 2012

  21. Bunny

    I know this guy! He’s kinda nice actually.

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    June 9th, 2012

  22. Hobbes

    so I had a kitten I wanted to bring into a Walmart so I could see if a collar would fit, as well as get it some food since it was 100 degrees outside and I had just rescued it from a box on the side of the road. I was told I couldn’t bring it in because they sold food. This guy is walking around with a flippin turkey (I love turkeys!!) in his cart? WTF!

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    June 12th, 2012

  23. Assidry Flux

    Can’t help but notice the contents of the cart, besides the live turkey. There is nothing but veggies. This guy is probably a vegan/vegetarian and animal rights activist.

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    June 17th, 2012

  24. Slave2WM

    That’s my store!!! :)

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    June 19th, 2012

  25. Kyle

    It’s NOT a decoy. Nobody sells domesticated turkey (white) decoys.

    It just amazes me (aside from the plethora of images showing the downfall of society in the US), that people are freely walking through supercenters with animals.

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    June 22nd, 2012

  26. Kyle

    It’s not a decoy. Nobody sells decoys of domesticated (white) turkeys.

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    June 22nd, 2012

  27. PMR

    I have seen this guy driving around town, he also has a duck that cruises around with him. He lives in a…….wait for it…….car down by the river. No B.S. he really does.

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    June 26th, 2012

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