Party Up Top, Business On The Bottom?



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I don’t think they make a “Sorry I exposed myself to everyone at the family reunion” card………trust me I’ve looked.

Maine

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Party Up Top, Business On The Bottom?, 8.5 out of 10 based on 25 ratings

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  1. Haywood Jablomi

    Dad, you said you wouldn’t do that anymore!!!!!!

    typical Maine-niac

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  2. Lisa

    wtf?????? nothing else to say………

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  3. Frank J

    Bbbbwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ! ! !!

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  4. Tamara

    Hmmm, I don’t know. I’m smelling “staged.” But that could just be me…

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  5. Megan Hennessey

    I live in Maine, and that’s em-bare-ass-ing to me!!! I’ve seen some pretty bad stuff… but what the heck…

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  6. Lisa

    Let us just be thankful he is not facing us, people………………lol

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  7. mels

    now that is creepy!

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  8. natasha

    “Now, where are those pesky “come inside my van” cards?”

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  9. Lili Gogetta

    HooooRahhh! I’m Ruff in Tuff with my Loafers.. YEAHHHHHH!

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  10. Repeaterknee

    He’s looking for a card that says “Honey, it’s true what they say. You really do WEAR THE PANTS in our relationship”

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  11. David T.

    Pretty much what I would expect from a state that would elect Olympia Snowe.

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  12. blackpanterro

    Sweet, they make daisy dukes for men now! Of course just because you can, doesn’t mean you should wear a pair!

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  13. Jo

    If only he could find socks tall enough no one would even notice the missing pants.

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  14. Cal HawK

    see for me… what really makes it… is the black socks pulled all the way up… because somehow he thought… “nope white socks don’t go with this outfit.”

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  15. BOOKOHOLIC

    …at least he has the legs for it!

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  16. Pa

    I don’t get it……Didn’t he know he forgot his pants when he walked outside to get the morning newspaper?

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  17. Rachel

    I’m just wondering at what point he’s going to realize the dream of waking up in public without any pants on wasn’t a dream at all. Ambien strikes again!!

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  18. ricky bobby

    you got it all wrong…it’s “business up top” and PAAAARRRRRTTTTYYY on the bottom….

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  19. There’s really nothing I could say. Thats just plain wrong and gross!

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  20. Mary

    ewww! this guy gives me the heebee jeebees!

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  21. natasha

    ” I knew that Buns Of Steel was a good investment”

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  22. Twisted Sister

    He’s looking for a missing-you card for his boyfriend, Mustache-Ride Man from Tennessee.

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  23. He keeps a dildo in each sock, perpetually on Vibrate mode.

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  24. Evelyn McHale-Collyer

    “I may have Alzheimer’s, but at least I don’t have Alzheimer’s.”

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  25. BuBBa Joe

    Who wears short shorts?
    I wear short shorts.

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  26. Haywood Jablomi

    Let’s start the PoWM dating game……

    First match; this guy and Mrs. Yuk?

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  27. He’s clearly European. They have different sensibilities over there.

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  28. Jason

    *looks in background*

    Good thing it’s not my store! Bad enough customers see it, worse when the associates have to see it, and have to interact with it. o.o

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  29. Todd's Lady

    I am traumatized

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  30. Bullz

    lets see, it’s chilly outside so,
    Jacket – check
    shirt – check
    long socks – check
    shoes – check
    Yep, were good, lets go get get Myrtle that “sorry I forgot our anniversary” card

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  31. Steve

    Looks to me as though he IS wearing (rugby) shorts. They’re supposed to be tight and short, so they don’t get pulled down.

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  32. Crystal

    I’d like to think he just “forgot” to put his pants on over his girly boy shorts?!

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  33. D.D.

    He looks like someone from the Village People. The Indian must be on the next aisle.

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  34. Dizi

    Let’s hope nothing slips out of there.

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  35. Pook

    Daisy Dukes do not belong on an older fellow, especially when paired with creepy, matching lederhosen.

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  36. seriously are pants that expensive up in maine? someone get that man to a thrift store or something

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  37. jerry

    how the hell did he get in the store wearing no pants !!! thats just sick and wrong

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  38. jimhumphrey

    …imagine his shock, when he realizes that he is not dreaming…

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  39. shortymcshortshorts

    he is either A) a nair model on male hormones in need of more nair
    or B) pro volleyball player gone butch keeping the shorts as a souvenier

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  40. Craig

    It’s his form of a mullet, Business in front and Party in the Rear Baby!!!

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  41. katlane

    I think he must be on his way to October Fest. If he turned around would he be wearing leiderhosen?

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  42. MJD

    “while John dropped his pants off for dry cleaning, he decided to do some shopping while waiting for them to finish….” So what the ??? Did his wife let him leave the house looking like this? YIKES!

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  43. Donna

    Talk about short-shorts! This guy is giving Daisy Duke a run for her money!

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  44. One_Dude

    You all are mean, that’s my mom.

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  45. hellsyes

    Come on now, he’s got a great ass to pair with the silver hair! What’s not to love?

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  46. Kim

    I am SO glad I was not in Walmart on that day.

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  47. Small-Wart

    Grampa could have at least shaved his legs.

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  48. Danielle

    Was this guy having his pants pressed inside WalMart?. Either this guy borrowed shorts from the Village People, or he is in his underwear!

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  49. caninekopz

    Looking for that pair of Thigh high socks….anyone seen them

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  50. Debbie

    Oh, so that’s what they wear under those kilts.

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  51. Eric

    Ordinarily there’s a age limit for Daisy Dukes . . . but not in Wal-mart.

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  52. fry909

    Y..M..C..A!

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  53. KIDNEY PUNCH

    It could be worse, he could be wearing just a thong

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  54. BMF

    If Beyonce was an old white man.

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  55. kayannette

    do i really want to know where his wallet is??

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  56. Laura

    Come on guys this is almost certainly a post game rugby look. Those are rugby shorts- short so the other team can’t pull you down by grabbing them. Poor guy probably just changed out of his cleats after a game and ran in to get a card.

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  57. ColonelBoston

    Could be worse, he could be in the toy aisle.

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  58. Humored

    Maybe he thought the hair on his legs was adequate enough for him to go out in public w/ shorts like that.

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  59. You just know that when he’s at the beach, he wears a banana hammock!

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  60. Nobody

    I wore my long socks with my loafers
    I wore my hoody
    I wore my little bitty shorts
    with a woody.

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  61. Ted

    I’m sure in the washroom there is a man finding a pair of pants on the floor who is equally confused.

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  62. LJ

    When he goes to the beach he probably wears trunks that go to his knees.

    With those thighs, that would only be a good thing.

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  63. Cookie

    Gramps is sporting his lederhosen. All the better for admiring his buff thighs. Oompahpahh

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  64. james

    From the look of those shorts and socks, he’s probably getting an “I’m sorry your creepy Scoutmaster molested you” card.

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  65. vampyrasleeps

    Mourning the loss of his pants,looking for a sympathy card.

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  66. Lazer

    You gotta admit though, those are some hot grampa legs.

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  67. lisa

    Bob always tries to get a feel for his halloween costumes each year…. so far the sexy postman look isn’t getting such great responses.

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  68. Brian

    John McCain is finally getting around to that “Congratulations” card for Barak.
    Who knew he still had his sea legs?

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  69. Bartleby

    Dick Cheney has been working out since he left office.

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  70. Debbie

    Bill Clinton shops at Walmart????

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  71. Dazed and Confused

    Is there a new medical condition that causes the ass to spontaniously consume the pants, shorts or skirt? Or is a more sinister conspiracy at work in the Wal-Mart community?

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  72. I'm not telling

    ok, the name doesn’t match the picture at all. when I saw party on top and business on bottom I thought it was going to be funny instead od stupid. instead of party on top and busniess on bottom iit should say business on top and party on bottom.

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  73. Chattabox

    No…you guys have it all wrong. Standing at the card aisle is merely a way to buy time while he thinks up a diversion as his partner-in-crime, “Party Boy” from Jackass, lurks in the women’s bra and underwear section…. they’re slowly taking down Wal-Mart, one banana hammock at a time….

    I do appreciate the fact that he took the effort to keep his ankles and calves warm, in addition to bundling up with a jacket. I mean, he’s gotta be at least 60, so his bits and pieces probably no longer work anyhow.

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  74. I'm not telling

    *sorry I’m typing and watching tv at the same time.

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  75. Politically Incorrect

    It’s official.
    Village People comments are now officially old.

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  76. Jetleaf

    Wtf no garters??

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  77. Walmart good, Target Bad!!!

    Looks like the old guy lost a bet and had to dress up like a pervert! Surely nobody would want to dress like that.

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  78. Catherine

    Guess the recession is hitting people hard these days, guess they are cutting back in the clothing department

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  79. Robin

    What scares me is that he most likely will show up down here in Fla in a month or so, wearing his speedos on the beach! FML

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  80. mark

    Pack 16 Boy Scout leader, can’t wait for the overnights.

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  81. Matt

    Dude got hotter legs then my girlfriend, hmm its time for me to get a new girlfriend,

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  82. mary

    This guys shopping List:
    candy
    duct tape
    greeting card
    zip ties

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  83. ProfeSSor ViLE

    Scout Leader Tim tried and tried, but just couldn’t find a card that said “Sorry your child woke up and found me in their sleeping bag”

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  84. Horky the living Spoodge

    Looking for a card saying, “Uranus was shining last night. Thanks for a thrilling night of asstronomy. Love~Your Daddy.”

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  85. Tamara Wong

    Mailman goes incognito or so he thinks to Walmart for his sympathy cards.. guess who plans on going postal when he returns to work?

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  86. It’s Halloween and he’s going as a third-level sex offender.

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  87. Bridgett

    Just running late for the”blue oyster” bar reunion. The KY Jelly is so hard to find here in Walmart!! Better pick up an apology card for the fellas!

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  88. Kat

    Grandpa always yearned to be on a soccer team.

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  89. theperfectweld

    Maybe he just got off work. Does Maine have some weird version of ‘Hooters’ I don’t know about?

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  90. Everyone sing along now…to the tune of ZZ Top….HE’S GOT LEGS…

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  91. Laurie

    When did Richard Simmons get so old??

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  92. Gertie

    “Who wears short shorts?” Old man Macgregor wears short shorts.

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  93. Shadopilot

    Early stages of alzhiemers. Its not that he lost his pants, its when he found them and didn’t know what they were for.

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  94. LC

    Well, its obviously his birthday. He sure is rocking that birthday suit of his. :)

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  95. James

    Go ahead! I aint mad at you!! You rockin them booty shorts!

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  96. opt

    have you ever seen a man that age with legs that smooth? i cry photoshop

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  97. miike

    he must work out.

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  98. Kittyhead

    He doesn’t need pants, there’s enough fur on his legs to keep them warm!

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  99. Your Mutha

    WOOOW! Bet if he turned around it would look like a baby bird!

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  100. Your Mutha

    HEY KIDS, WANT SOME CANDY?

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  101. He has a lot to do… wife’s birthday. You can’t expect him to remember pants too!

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  102. White Vans

    Now, I’m not saying that all men who drive white vans are bad…But all bad men drive white vans. And look like this.

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  103. Your Mutha

    Where do you even get UPS driver shorts?

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  104. Shanequa

    He is seriously in only his underwear.

    Why?

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  105. maciste

    The shorts aren’t the problem here. It’s the knee high black socks with dress shoes. My god, what was he thinking?

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  106. Mrs. Hood

    Give the guy a break, it’s laundry day!! :)

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  107. Jen

    I see….so he was wearing the jacket because he was cold? Might help if he wasn’t wearing booty shorts lol…

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  108. Rae

    This should be aricept’s new ad campaign.

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  109. Rae

    Sorry sir, but Hallmark doesnt make a card for telling your spouse youre sorry for not wearing pants to walmart

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  110. Adam

    you have to admit… he has some killer legs

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  111. ShotMyDrinkOutMyNose

    Instead of saying hello and giving you a shopping cart, why can’t the seasoned citizen greeter be on genitalia watch.
    “Excuse me sir, your balls are showing, I’m gonna need you to cover those up somehow before you come inside the store.” Or, “hello ma’m I’m sure you didn’t know this or you wouldn’t have left the house, but your ass is falling out of your skirt/shirt thing.” Sounds reasonable to me.

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  112. barefoot

    I see no problem going into a store barefoot, if you can go in WITHOUT PANTS! i mean come on! I’d rather see bare feet than…… this!

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  113. Staticcling

    Well, he *does* possess the required shirt and shoes…

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  114. JC

    He’s wearing his “invisible” pants today.

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  115. at least he didn’t wear white socks – it’s after labor day, you know.

    -The Big Cheese
    http://www.RumorRat.com

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  116. jo

    Isn’t it a little chilly for this in Maine?
    My God man, put on some pants!

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  117. Angied1978

    I see the company SPANX is now reaching a larger clientele.

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  118. those are some hot legs for an older guy

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  119. becka

    OMG for real? What was he thinking when he left home?

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  120. Laura

    HOLY BOINK!!! I will not be able to sleep tonight….or go to Walmart tomarrow

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  121. smartass

    He is picking out a card for jamby. It says “I will never forget the magical night we shared together last night, keep those pants as a reminder of me. I’m in love with you jamby” yours truly and always, Ben Dover

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  122. Bob

    Someone forgot to take his medicine.

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  123. BillyBlaze

    Its okay to get in the van, I’m a friend of your mothers.

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  124. Cissy Williams

    Grandpa is ROCKIN’ those Daisy Dukes!

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  125. Hans

    Dick Cheney shopping for a “Sorry I Shot You” card.

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  126. Sorsha

    Anyone else feel a draft?

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  127. Sorsha

    Is it just me or is there a draft in here?

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  128. bella

    first of all, if i were this dude’s age and had legs that nice, i would show them off too!!!!!! and i’m female!! haha

    secondly, JAMBY is my least favorite commenter here. i’ve seen multiple posts of his and he’s crude and i really would prefer people like that would just go on about their business, but darn that whole free speech thing… frequent visitors, please stand up with me and continue to “thumbs down” his crude remarks… thanks and have a lovely day! :)

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  129. sam walnuts

    Damn old man, I’m glad no frontal view. I’m sure his nuts are stuffed in his socks.

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  130. mortimer

    I don’t see anything wrong with guys wearing short shorts, I do it all the time. it feels good walking around in public with your thighs totally exposed. I never wear underwear, so when I have my extremely short shorts on I usually hear giggles or gasps whenever I kneel, stoop, sit or bend over in front of people.

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  131. Mico

    just wait till you see the other side. Here’s a hint … I elected not to apply all of my buttons. ;-)

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  132. riverbrat

    I have an old guy-friend that wears dress shoes to the river. They’re OLD dress shoes, but they’re dress shoes nonetheless. He’s cool & so is this guy (assuming his GI Joe parts are covered up up front). Getting old isn’t very glam, but it kicks the SHIT out of the alternative!!!

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  133. Dash Riprock

    Ah yes every summer Maine is flooded with those sharp dressing non mirror owning folks from Quebec.

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  134. Kim

    He thick up! I can’t tell what his ass look like because of the sweatshirt but them thighs is thick!

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  135. CommonTater

    he’s GOT to be a professional… after all, the hoodie matches the Way High socks (thanks for the rugby lesson) And…………when it comes to lookin’ at an almost bare @$$… I’ll take his ANYDAY over some of the wimmen folk on this site!

    but——-before I read the comments, I thought– “well, as long as I’m wearing my Way High socks and matching hoodie—I’ll stay warm. I’d freeze to death if all I had was anklets”

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  136. Severina

    Mmmm meaty old man thighs.

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  137. BigBadWolf65

    This guy walked right out of a Monty Python sketch.You sure that aint John Cleese ?

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  138. BrightEyes

    you have to appreciate that he has kinda nice legs so he’s not totally disgusting…lol

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  139. Mark

    Haaaaa Haaaaaaa Haaaaaaaaaa……oh…..crap…that’s me! :-o

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  140. NY

    I got it, you are in Ogunquit!

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  141. mimi

    When I was in middle school, I had a (male) gym teacher from Maine who wore that exact same style of super short shorts.

    What is it with men from Maine showing off their booties? I thought it was cold up there! Cover yourselves, darn it!

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  142. Kazzey

    Ey people.. Please some respect for the 3rd age stipper.. I think he just earned it!

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  143. rocky mountain goat

    Can you only have 5 items in the fitting room?
    1. Shirt
    2. Hoodie
    3. Underwear
    4. Socks
    5. Shoes
    I wonder how he decided to leave off his pants?

    But WM cards ARE getting kind of risque lately, so I guess it beats using a magazine.

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  144. heather

    Omg. I was in walmart with my sister and saw this man! we laughed so hard when we saw him!!

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  145. Sara

    “It`s business.
    It`s business time.
    You know when I`m down to just my socks it`s time for business that`s why they call it business socks. Oooooh”

    Sing it with me.

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  146. Todd

    OK, you gotta start giving town and state. I mean, if this guy is in Biddeford, I’m going to shop in Sanford or Rochester, NH.

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  147. jon

    Oh no another old FAG? America is gettin worse…

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  148. Princess`

    Makes you wonder what happened to his pants? Did he Shart in them or forget to put them on. Dont think i really want to know the answer to that

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  149. sally

    all I can say is what the heck man lol

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  150. yikes

    He remembered he forgot the anniversary card and left in a hurry and forgot the pants.

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  151. mymymy

    Wife threw him out without his pants, now he’s looking for a I’m sorry card.

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  152. pickle

    I hope he didn’t take viagra before he left home.

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  153. Give him a break – he’s on his way to Oktoberfest and you can’t see the
    lederhosen because of his jacket

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  154. granny panties

    WHY?????????????????? LOL

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  155. WTF?

    I love all the comments…but why does he have a coat on? Is he afraid his arms might get cold or is that where he keeps stuff since he has no pockets?

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  156. billy hill

    All of the comments are funny and all but i would bet that he just came from a rugby game. heres how you know.
    1. hes wearing rugby shorts
    2. socks pulled up to his ass cheeks
    3. he doesnt give a shit

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  157. Just because you CAN. Doesn’t mean you SHOULD. ;)

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  158. wycked_wyccan

    Prime Example #1: a man who’s wife lays out his clothes …..and he forgot her birthday.

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  159. Oh go on don’t be shy! Turn round and show us all your breast augmentation

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  160. Suzy8track

    This guy’s nightmare of leaving the house without pants has come true.

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    October 15th, 2009

  161. Jen

    Hey, c’mon, he’s got sexy legs.

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    October 15th, 2009

  162. jdog

    I haven’t seen Daisy Duke in a long time….. apparently she got old and got a sex change

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    October 15th, 2009

  163. Steph

    I live in Maine and have been waiting for a Maine Wal-Mart sighting. I’ve seen worse.

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    October 15th, 2009

  164. Erika

    you know…..I think that is my mail man!

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    October 15th, 2009

  165. JR

    Things that make you go bleech!

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    October 15th, 2009

  166. i believe you that you don’t think they make a “Sorry you exposed yourself to everyone at the family reunion” card……

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    October 15th, 2009

  167. YOMAMA

    nice thighs sir

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    October 15th, 2009

  168. WALMARTRULZ

    He’s picking up an “I’m Sorry” card for himself for dressing like a teenage hooker.

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    October 15th, 2009

  169. Benihana

    I think he really got aroused by a woman on the card he was reading…

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    October 15th, 2009

  170. Cassie

    I took this picture, and trust me it’s way worse in person, the funny thing is, we caught him checkin out the ladies clothes too…hmmm?!

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    October 15th, 2009

  171. T Strick

    LOL… no, business on top n party on the bottom :). omg!

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    October 15th, 2009

  172. Jackie

    UGH!!! I hate to be the children or wife of him!

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    October 15th, 2009

  173. Gary S.

    Hay, I thinks that’s my old Gym Teacher!
    (Mr. Doba – Fuhrmann Jr. High School)

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    October 15th, 2009

  174. JAMBY

    NOW DAT IS MY STYLE

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    October 15th, 2009

  175. Osley

    LET’S WHIP SOME ASS..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAA….

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    October 15th, 2009

  176. AdamL

    “Just airing out the bag ladies, no need to get excited.”

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    October 15th, 2009

  177. Lea

    Awwww, I forgot to put my pants on once too, soooo embarrassing!

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    October 15th, 2009

  178. SamIAm

    anyone else digging those knee socks? *snort*

    bet $20 this dude belongs to a nudist colony.

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    October 15th, 2009

  179. HeyLookItsASquirrel

    I bet he is looking at the naughty cards

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    October 15th, 2009

  180. Esther

    Now THOSE are American thighs.

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    October 15th, 2009

  181. Rebecca

    wow.. im from maine.. and ive gotta say.. hes probably in Biddeford.. and hes most likely a canadian.. those french guys LOVE to wear banana hammocks.. but they have to keep warm with the dark sockd pulled up past their knees. im just suprised he isnt wearing sandals too!

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    October 16th, 2009

  182. The Goon

    So…..Elementary School P.E. Coaches do shop at Walmart

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    October 16th, 2009

  183. campbell

    Don’t ya wish your grandpa was hot like mine……………………….don’t ya!

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    October 16th, 2009

  184. Tony

    This dude was in my store across the street from Wal Mart…The Loss Prevention officer followed him for the 40 minutes he was in the store. Not that he was stealing…just creeping everyone out!!! *shudder. I think he was an Extra in a SPROCKETS sketch @ 1990

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    October 16th, 2009

  185. Bender Rodriguez

    damn it, I left the house without my pants again!

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    October 16th, 2009

  186. Melissa

    Seriously?? Did he just forget to put on pants or was this an intentional look??

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    October 17th, 2009

  187. RCB

    They say shoes, shirt required nothing about the bottoms LOL

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    October 18th, 2009

  188. Sarah

    Um.. honest to god. I know that guy… Im from maine and he used to go into the mall that i worked at… I helped him pick out shoes….. WTF. HAHAHAHAHA

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    October 18th, 2009

  189. She's A Diva

    OMG–Zapp Brannigan from Futurama really does exist!!
    and he shops at Wal-Mart….Sweet!!!

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    October 19th, 2009

  190. WTF

    “I need this jacket with a hood becaseu its kinda chilly, but pants..completely optional”…clearly a bad idea!

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    October 19th, 2009

  191. Rocko

    I didn’t know they had a Wal-Mart in the Hampton’s!

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    October 19th, 2009

  192. pgvapd

    i keep thinkin’ i’ve forgotten something…….

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    October 19th, 2009

  193. wal mark

    maybe he is waiting for the LL Bean to open.

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    October 20th, 2009

  194. HoB

    Party Up Top, Business On The Bottom, Douche All Around.

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    October 20th, 2009

  195. He’s on his lunch break. He’s a “specialty’ day care provider—– for boys only, 6 yrs old and under. So don’t be a hater, people.

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    October 20th, 2009

  196. ALMONDJOY

    NOW…. He’s got to be from Ketucky! Go Big Blue!

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    October 21st, 2009

  197. sunphlwr

    This guy woke up in the morning to get ready for work and realized he forgot his wifes birthday, went running out the house to get a card and forgot his pants!

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    October 21st, 2009

  198. Steven V

    Dick Cheney….the wasted years.

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    October 21st, 2009

  199. BamaGirl1982

    Wait I thought I was dreaming going into WalMart with no pants.. but its true! Please wake me up… pinch me… No wonder it was so cold when I got out the car…

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    October 22nd, 2009

  200. now thats a true wicked good Maineahh right thereah bub! AYUT!

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    October 23rd, 2009

  201. Rosalie

    That’s the kind of stuff that my brother-in-law would do: going out in public without pants.

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    October 23rd, 2009

  202. Anyone know what WalMart this came from in Maine????

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    October 24th, 2009

  203. JenLuvzScooby

    At least he’s got hot legs!

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    October 24th, 2009

  204. Greg

    Do some WalMarts have “Pants Pressed While U Wait” sections ?

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    October 24th, 2009

  205. Luckymom4

    Again, as with another comment I left for a different pic, this is just plain creepy when people do everything they can to draw your eyes down to the lower region. They DO know they are doing this. It is definitely intentional. It disturbs me because this is not something most children see at home and it is not something they should see at the store, and of course they are going to look due to curiosity, and I beleive these sick perverts get the ultimate thrill when children look. These disgusting pants-less looks should warrant an arrest on the spot with a trip to the psych ward. There is something way wrong with these people. It disgusts me.

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    October 26th, 2009

  206. Ella

    This guy is clearly a newscaster and this is just how they dress. The more you know.

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    October 26th, 2009

  207. Jackie

    This was in Auburn by the way, where I NEVER GO. Usually the best are in Augusta……..

    LOL no swer to god this is not staged. I took this picture and so got busted doing it. I tried to get him from the front but I couldnt get my camera out quick enough because I had a bunch of stuff in my hands. Then when I took it, stupid me forgot my phone was set to say ’1,2,3 cheese” when it snapped so I totally got busted. I shut the sounds off from now on though so I can get some good ones. In maine you see the best of the best. Used to make trips up at like 1am years ago just to watch the ugly people, but now all Wallyworlds close at midnight in Maine :o(
    I do have to say I wish I got the front shot. From the front was way better, total crotch bulge. I think he may have been a referee or something because they were some serious polyester shorts but you would have thought he wouldnt have put the rest of his daytime outfit on and kept the shorts….Its not like it was warm it was like 40 degrees that night.

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    October 28th, 2009

  208. Vernetta

    I think he should be the greeter at the Biddeford Toll Booth ….

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    November 1st, 2009

  209. Cpl Punishment

    Is this one of those bad dreams where you find yourself back in high school with no pants on??

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    November 3rd, 2009

  210. Cassie

    Brunswick Maine…Just to clear things up. I took this, and it was in Brunswick! haha

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    November 3rd, 2009

  211. danielle

    at least he looks good in them…. still… a little creppy….:/

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    November 6th, 2009

  212. Lindsey Martin

    I totally saw him in PetCo!!!!!!

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    November 21st, 2009

  213. Realdragon

    Nobody will be buying him any “Thinking of You” cards. Ayuh!

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    November 22nd, 2009

  214. Tania

    It’s guys like this who give us Mainers a bad name…

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    September 26th, 2010

  215. Sarah

    I saw this guy in a Maine Kohls too a few years ago and nobody believed me! I now have proof!

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    December 8th, 2010

  216. Datfeller

    Maine….The way life SHOULDN’T be!

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    March 16th, 2011

  217. daisy

    Poor Tim Gunn. Maybe he can make it work?

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    August 3rd, 2011

  218. Mel

    I… Uh… This looks like the Farmington Wal-Mart…
    I’ve seen him in there before!

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    May 17th, 2012

  219. stephanie

    i think he forgot to put his pants on this morning!!!

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    June 26th, 2012

  220. Somedudebob

    It’s 2013 and he still comes in dressed like that..

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    November 3rd, 2013

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