This guy is the Ringleader at the circus known as Walmart.
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I am the egg man. I am the walruuuuus
October 15th, 2009
WOWee! He is having a party with all that soda
You know, my morning was going really crappy! I saw this and it made me smile for the first time since 5:30am! Thank you POWM!!
The Wonder Horse
Somebody needs to bring some color into this monochromatic mans life o_o;!
and who wears a hat like that anymore?! seriously?!
This picture could have been in black and white and I wouldn’t have noticed!
Okay: The only time of the year that you can get away with that outfit is Halloween and we still 2 weeks away from that…
I love to walk up to people like that and ask where they’re headed. You get some really fun stories.
This man is the off-spring of a jockey and a chimney sweep.
Referree for the Laff-Olympics. Heavens to morgatrod.
The penquin’s evil plot to take over Gotham City starts with a trip to Wally World.
Hey don’t knock Barnum and Bailey. THAT’S an awesome circus! Everyone should experience it at least once in their lifetimes.
Dude, when Diet Rite’s on sale; Diet Rite’s on sale. I don’t ask questions… I haul ass to Wal Mart, end of story.
Nooo! It’s an oompa-loompah, all grown up!
“Aye, Carumba” lady could take some tips from this gent for matching accessories. I don’t normally wear matching top hat and riding boots with a pair of overalls in a contrasting color, but I might wear the checkered shirt with a pair of jeans. Maybe.
Sir Topham Hatt shops at Wal-Mart?
When the cart gets full he loads the hat then drives the rednecklimo with the U-haul trailer!
And good day to you sir! *snickers*
He used to be on “peopleofbiglots.com”… he dressed up for the upgrade…
i think an actual condom instead of a tophat would have looked better with the leiderhosen
i have got to know, where do you even buy attire like this?
All that soda probably makes it a sure bet this guys got no teeth left. Well OK maybe one or two, who’s to judge.
I have to admit, the wading boots really set the outfit off!
Why are all the people on this site always buying massive amounts of pop?? We can safely come to the conclusion that this man has no children due to the nature of his outfit. If he had kids it would be creepy and probably innapropriate. So why, my good sir, does one need all that pop???
Sigfried? ……….. Roy? ……….. Aw man, now I gotta have the paged to customer service!!!
He looks pretty smitten with himself. He’s probably thinking yeah, watch all the Wally girls checking me out. They want me.
we are from
the lollipop guild,
the lollipop guild,
the lollipop guild,
and as a member of,
the lollipop guild,
we welcome you to munchkin land.
Have you noticed that his outfit matches the lady shopping by him? Weird…
ALL HAIL THE KING OF THE OOMPA LOOMPAS.
It’s Tweedle-Dee! I can tell, Tweedle-Dum has the white stripe on the other boot. And when the Red Queen wants her diet soda, you better hop to it!
Lions and Tigers and Bears, OH MY!!
IDK… I think he looks more like a character from Alice in Wonderland.
Who knew elephants liked Pepsi, Diet Rite and PEANUTS?
at least it’s diet soda–that’s a start! wheeeeeee
The hat looks photo-shopped to me…
How nice. Even people with severe mental problems are allowed into walmart.
somebody find this guys time machine and throw his ass back in it……..holy sh!t batman – the Jokers half brother “Checkers” is raping the softdrink isles!…….looks like Ed Asner found work at the circus…
tweedle-dee or maybe tweedle-DUMB
Looks like the offspring of the monopoly game tycoon and Humpty Dumpty
This is awesome!!! Thank you for perking up my cold, raining Thursday and putting a smile on my face.
Question: Why is he wearing white overalls after Labor Day??! And with BLACK boots to boot!
Heh. Oh well. At his age he’s earned the right to wear this interesting ensemble.
At least he’s clean and the clothes are clean which is more than most of the Wal-creatures on this site.
Wear your train conductor’s cap next week, Gramps!
C’mon, this guy has obviously dressed up like this to get his pic on this site. A lot of the others are more believable than this one.
OK I’m no photoshop expert or anything but that hat just doesn’t look like it was originally part of the picture….maybe it’s just me and I need to get my eyes checked LOL I still love the picture though!!
On his way to fondle little kids, uh entertain at a birthday party.
Taking many cases of diet soda back to 19th century england or an aging jockey getting his soda jones on.
Meanwhile Slash is in the soda isle looking for his hat, and he wants it back pronto
This gives a whole new meaning to “The Big Top”
i thought for sure he was a lollipop kid from the wizard of oz!
one fish, two fish, three fish…………..four
Four Score and Seven years ago…
Doesn’t quite work without the Abe Lincoln beard.
WRONG! Elmer Fudd …shops at Wal-mart to get his guns to kill da wabbit
It’s possible that he’s into cross-country eventing, because that would explain the riding boots and the top hat and his shirt would be covered by his hacking jacket. If he’s hosting, he would need some beverages for everyone. He’s probably too rotund to fit into regular jodhpurs, so that explains the eccentric pants.
But if I’m right, and he’s NOT a bizarre little man who likes to pretend he has his own circus, I pity the horse that has to carry him over 20 miles and a bunch of jumps!
I think he looks like a color-blind checkerboard… Maybe it was his turn to host game night!
Later that evening, ShiLeena finally broke down and took her dad to be voluntarily checked in at the pysch ward
where’s chuck norris when we need him?
I think this is the elusive “Muffin Man”!!!! we found him!! Actually he also looks like a character from H R Puffinstuff as well….. hummmmmm
I forget, was it drink me, or eat me?
Kinda looks like a gothic Oompa-Loompa.
What I like to know… where do you find WHITE overalls???
I’m pretty sure “ringMASTER” is the term y’all were going for in the caption. A ringleader heads a criminal enterprise (so I can easily see the confusion) while a ringmaster heads a circus.
Is it just me or does this guy look like the Mad Hatter from the original Alice in Wonderland!
The Mad Hatter shopping at Walmart…I suppose he enters through the looking glass dept?
mr monopoly moneybags decides to try out his new digs at wal-mart . do not pass go, do not get all of my diet soda!
those of you of a certain age and hailing from chicago will, of course recognize this as ringmaster ned from the bozo’s circus show!
Ladies and Gentleman, I present to you His majesty Cletus I, King of White Trashistan!!
‘Ello old chap, I’ll give you three bits for these here soft beverages!
Horky the living Spoodge
Y’know… if this guy was just coming from some crazy event, I could understand. But, why would he be wearing that hat?? That pegs this guy as insane: another special Walmartian-anachronist-gayparader.
Wonderland is the otherway. Alice is waiting to have tea with you.
looks like the financial crisis has affected the Monopoly guy, too. Poor bastard has to goto walmart now. I wonder if he passes go and collects his 200 food stamps
Hey, it’s the Monopoly guy!!!
A Clockwork Orange: The Later Years.
“Viddy well, my droogies! The good old fizzyglug is twosie-for-onesie down at Wally-wah!”
It looks like Walmart is where Mr. Peanut shops for his monocles. Probably gets a good deal on sam’s best canned peanut mixes, too.
I’d call him Barnum and Belly
When good jockeys go bad…
I love the Mad Hatter! His tea parties are the shit!
I think that’s T-Pain’s illegitimate white grandfather.
Anybody want to play chess?
It takes a lot of diet soda to look this good.
Hey, give this guy a break! He just finished his rough shift of “Clowning”.
I doubt there is any way this guy could drive any vehicle with this hat on, so he had to put it on when he got out of the car……….Anyone check to see if there is a horse and buggy out front?
“Be vewy, vewy quiet.. I’m hunting the infamous pink spandex, no bra, butt showing, Mountain Dew & Diet Pepsi buying women for the side show. I’ve been told Walmart is their natural habitat.”
It’s Sargeant Pepper….
OPTICAL ILLUSION: Which is taller? The hat or the socks?
looks like he fell off the set of gangs of new york. ……. is he with the 40 thieves, or dead rabbits
I am just amazed they still make Diet Rite.
Lets give the guy some credit. Hes obviously on his way to the office Halloween party. Hes must of signed up for the ice cold beverages Hence the cart full of Diet Riot and Pepsi. Until the end of October we must overlook People of Walmart Walking around the in bad costumes.
Mr. Man, while sitting in car in walmart parking lot, talking to himself:
“Well, if I wear the hat, people will stare, I’m sure. But, if i don’t wear the hat, people will think I’m just a little goofy. So, perhaps I should just wear the hat and let them think”
oh..and now we know where all the Carnies shop!
Dr Seuss has really aged.
Come one, come all, and see what we have waiting for you in the spectacular centre ring in aisle 7!!
Hmmm…equestrian or rodeo? He’s confused about his horse orientation.
He looks like a villain from the old 60s “Batman” TV show.
Marcus P. Smithers
And they were complaining about the Broncos throw-back uniforms… Check out what the refs will be wearing this week!
He looks like an Oompa Loompa in training.
Oompa Loompa doompadee doo
I’ve got another puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa doompadah dee
If you are wise you’ll listen to me
“The Hellish part of reliving groundhog day over and over again is when I find myself wandering about Walmart trying to figure out where that cow shit smell is originating”.
The monopoly guy has really fallen on hard times.
Don’t forget to wipe your boots.
This guy is definitely from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
Is it just me or does the top hat look like it was “photoshopped” in?
I dig this old guy. How could you dress like that and not be happy?
This guy’s so fucking fat you could play human checkers on his sweater.
hat is photoshopped
Is this even at a WALMART?
No time to say hello, goodbye, I’m late, I’m late, I’m late!
Its the mad hatter…MUSTARD?! Just dont be silly
Humpty Dumpty goes shopping for supplies to fix himself back up after he falls off the wall. Dang King’s horses and Kings men are good for nothing.
Diet Rite and Dite Pepsi? Someone likes to take care of themselves and watch their waistline
Hey, is he an Oompa Loompa?
Is this a halloween costume, or is the guy just goofy?
What you get when you mix fashion style of a Pilgrim with that of Jamiroquai
If the Penguin were a farmer instead of a supervillian, he’d look like this.
Look, it’s one of those darn Oompa Loompa’s on steroids.
i true character of ALICE IN WONDERLAND got lost in walmart!
It’s Chubby Checker’s twin brother Price Checker.
Holy crap! Burgess Meredith as the Penguin reincarnated!!
When I see this gentleman,and the gentleman in the flannel shirt and floppy hat,I am positive that Gary Larson (the Far Side) ,and Stephen King are somewhere ,laughing their fool heads off and sayin “We told Ya So !!! “
Totally photo shopped the hat is in focus and the rest of the picture is not come on we don’t have to fake it.
The Mayor of the Munchkin City is all grown up.
You know, when I’m in a horrible mood–like NOW–i think: FUCK this ” Free to be, you and me” crap!!! DUDE!! WTF ARE YOU???
I just don’t get it…every over weight person has diet drinks in their cart.
I think he just got done at the charlie and the chocolate factory auditions… can you say OOMPA LOOMPA DUPITY DO I’VE GOT A LITTLE PRESENT FOR YOU…
Little strange but nothing funny about it.
October 16th, 2009
Ok so he got lost finding the chocolate factory, but he fit in at walmart pretty fine
What are they thinking?
Someone call Parker Brothers, the rich guy from Monopoly escaped again!
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I work at Wal-Mart’s Traveling Show, don’t have to pay to see the circus, THEY PAY ME!
Does anyone realize that the hat is fake? It’s been photoshopped. The back of the hat is far too dark black and is not a grayish, blurred color like the rest of the blacks in the picture. Plus it’s very cartoonish the way it is sitting on his head, it’s not natural! The rest of the outfit though, looks legit. I think whoever took this thought, ‘hmmm, what this outfit needs is a top hat!’
I find this one especially funny for giving walmart its correct title of circus….. that guy is out of control …. and to whoever writes the captions for this site, pretty often decently done. much better than many compareable sites like this.
Cirque du Walmart
Whoa, Oompa Loompas ARE real!
He looks like a very confused Oompy Loompa…
October 17th, 2009
Almost like Cat In The Hat meets Humpty Dumpty meets the Mad Hatter meets Al(ice) In Wonderland. Wow! Kewl
That’s “Ringmaster” not Ringleader
October 18th, 2009
Excuse me sir, do you drive the car with the polo players on it?
AHA! We’ve seen all the clowns, I knew the Ringmaster couldn’t be far away:-D
An Umpa Lumpa that has lost his colors…
Bartles or Jaymes?
October 19th, 2009
Whoa…this guy makes the guests on the Jerry Springer Show look good. Not that I watch it.
Pinkey Lee’s younger brother – Porkey Lee
Disgusting. Some people are DESPERATE for attention!
He’s the groom at the Wedding at Wal-Mart.
…’Cause, you know……you can
I was thinking more like….BEETLEJUICE
October 21st, 2009
It looks like the love child of the Cat in the Hat and Santa Claus
October 26th, 2009
Thumpity Thump Thump Look at Frosty Go!!!! I love when Xmas comes early….
October 27th, 2009
Oompa Loompa or Chumba Wumba?
where in the hell is alice, and why did the caterpilar let this old bastard smoke his opium
October 28th, 2009
Welly, welly, welly, welly, welly, welly, well. To what do I owe the extreme pleasure of this surprising visit?
October 29th, 2009
October 30th, 2009
He’s from Alabama.. trust me
November 2nd, 2009
someone call willy wonka. we have found his missing umpa-lumpa.
Even Mr. Peanut is shopping at Wal-Mart!
November 8th, 2009
i would say that this guy looks more like the Monopoly guy
November 9th, 2009