“Aye, Carumba” lady could take some tips from this gent for matching accessories. I don’t normally wear matching top hat and riding boots with a pair of overalls in a contrasting color, but I might wear the checkered shirt with a pair of jeans. Maybe.
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October 15th, 2009
ROBJB
Sir Topham Hatt shops at Wal-Mart?
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October 15th, 2009
dickhurtz
When the cart gets full he loads the hat then drives the rednecklimo with the U-haul trailer!
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October 15th, 2009
mels
And good day to you sir! *snickers*
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October 15th, 2009
Repeaterknee
He used to be on “peopleofbiglots.com”… he dressed up for the upgrade…
i think an actual condom instead of a tophat would have looked better with the leiderhosen
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October 15th, 2009
cathy
i have got to know, where do you even buy attire like this?
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October 15th, 2009
Jessi
All that soda probably makes it a sure bet this guys got no teeth left. Well OK maybe one or two, who’s to judge.
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October 15th, 2009
T8r
I have to admit, the wading boots really set the outfit off!
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October 15th, 2009
A
Why are all the people on this site always buying massive amounts of pop?? We can safely come to the conclusion that this man has no children due to the nature of his outfit. If he had kids it would be creepy and probably innapropriate. So why, my good sir, does one need all that pop???
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October 15th, 2009
Lisa
Sigfried? ……….. Roy? ……….. Aw man, now I gotta have the paged to customer service!!!
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October 15th, 2009
Dizi
He looks pretty smitten with himself. He’s probably thinking yeah, watch all the Wally girls checking me out. They want me.
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October 15th, 2009
john clement
we are from
the lollipop guild,
the lollipop guild,
the lollipop guild,
and as a member of,
the lollipop guild,
we welcome you to munchkin land.
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October 15th, 2009
Lucy
Have you noticed that his outfit matches the lady shopping by him? Weird…
It’s Tweedle-Dee! I can tell, Tweedle-Dum has the white stripe on the other boot. And when the Red Queen wants her diet soda, you better hop to it!
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October 15th, 2009
Tiffany
Lions and Tigers and Bears, OH MY!!
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October 15th, 2009
D.D.
IDK… I think he looks more like a character from Alice in Wonderland.
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October 15th, 2009
Jeremy
Who knew elephants liked Pepsi, Diet Rite and PEANUTS?
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October 15th, 2009
Karen
at least it’s diet soda–that’s a start! wheeeeeee
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October 15th, 2009
Eddie
The hat looks photo-shopped to me…
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October 15th, 2009
sam walnuts
How nice. Even people with severe mental problems are allowed into walmart.
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October 15th, 2009
Bullz
somebody find this guys time machine and throw his ass back in it……..holy sh!t batman – the Jokers half brother “Checkers” is raping the softdrink isles!…….looks like Ed Asner found work at the circus…
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October 15th, 2009
chris
tweedle-dee or maybe tweedle-DUMB
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October 15th, 2009
G man
Looks like the offspring of the monopoly game tycoon and Humpty Dumpty
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October 15th, 2009
Melissa
This is awesome!!! Thank you for perking up my cold, raining Thursday and putting a smile on my face.
Question: Why is he wearing white overalls after Labor Day??! And with BLACK boots to boot!
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October 15th, 2009
Zombie Lady
Heh. Oh well. At his age he’s earned the right to wear this interesting ensemble.
At least he’s clean and the clothes are clean which is more than most of the Wal-creatures on this site.
Wear your train conductor’s cap next week, Gramps!
OK I’m no photoshop expert or anything but that hat just doesn’t look like it was originally part of the picture….maybe it’s just me and I need to get my eyes checked LOL I still love the picture though!!
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October 15th, 2009
Politically Incorrect
On his way to fondle little kids, uh entertain at a birthday party.
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October 15th, 2009
katlane
Taking many cases of diet soda back to 19th century england or an aging jockey getting his soda jones on.
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October 15th, 2009
Pook
Meanwhile Slash is in the soda isle looking for his hat, and he wants it back pronto
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October 15th, 2009
tina
This gives a whole new meaning to “The Big Top”
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October 15th, 2009
sarah jeske
i thought for sure he was a lollipop kid from the wizard of oz!
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October 15th, 2009
caninekopz
one fish, two fish, three fish…………..four
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October 15th, 2009
Joe
Four Score and Seven years ago…
Doesn’t quite work without the Abe Lincoln beard.
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October 15th, 2009
shileena
WRONG! Elmer Fudd …shops at Wal-mart to get his guns to kill da wabbit
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October 15th, 2009
BHL
It’s possible that he’s into cross-country eventing, because that would explain the riding boots and the top hat and his shirt would be covered by his hacking jacket. If he’s hosting, he would need some beverages for everyone. He’s probably too rotund to fit into regular jodhpurs, so that explains the eccentric pants.
But if I’m right, and he’s NOT a bizarre little man who likes to pretend he has his own circus, I pity the horse that has to carry him over 20 miles and a bunch of jumps!
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October 15th, 2009
Kristi
I think he looks like a color-blind checkerboard… Maybe it was his turn to host game night!
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October 15th, 2009
prcrap
Later that evening, ShiLeena finally broke down and took her dad to be voluntarily checked in at the pysch ward
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October 15th, 2009
beefcake
where’s chuck norris when we need him?
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October 15th, 2009
MJD
I think this is the elusive “Muffin Man”!!!! we found him!! Actually he also looks like a character from H R Puffinstuff as well….. hummmmmm
What I like to know… where do you find WHITE overalls???
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October 15th, 2009
Brent
I’m pretty sure “ringMASTER” is the term y’all were going for in the caption. A ringleader heads a criminal enterprise (so I can easily see the confusion) while a ringmaster heads a circus.
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October 15th, 2009
TXALLY
Is it just me or does this guy look like the Mad Hatter from the original Alice in Wonderland!
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October 15th, 2009
Suzy8track
The Mad Hatter shopping at Walmart…I suppose he enters through the looking glass dept?
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October 15th, 2009
livingdedgrl
mr monopoly moneybags decides to try out his new digs at wal-mart . do not pass go, do not get all of my diet soda!
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October 15th, 2009
mary carney
those of you of a certain age and hailing from chicago will, of course recognize this as ringmaster ned from the bozo’s circus show!
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October 15th, 2009
Penguin
Ladies and Gentleman, I present to you His majesty Cletus I, King of White Trashistan!!
‘Ello old chap, I’ll give you three bits for these here soft beverages!
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October 15th, 2009
Horky the living Spoodge
Y’know… if this guy was just coming from some crazy event, I could understand. But, why would he be wearing that hat?? That pegs this guy as insane: another special Walmartian-anachronist-gayparader.
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October 15th, 2009
tazooby
Wonderland is the otherway. Alice is waiting to have tea with you.
looks like the financial crisis has affected the Monopoly guy, too. Poor bastard has to goto walmart now. I wonder if he passes go and collects his 200 food stamps
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October 15th, 2009
sam walnuts
Hey, it’s the Monopoly guy!!!
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October 15th, 2009
Hooper
A Clockwork Orange: The Later Years.
“Viddy well, my droogies! The good old fizzyglug is twosie-for-onesie down at Wally-wah!”
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October 15th, 2009
ChronicWanderer
It looks like Walmart is where Mr. Peanut shops for his monocles. Probably gets a good deal on sam’s best canned peanut mixes, too.
I love the Mad Hatter! His tea parties are the shit!
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October 15th, 2009
DORIS
I think that’s T-Pain’s illegitimate white grandfather.
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October 15th, 2009
fry909
Anybody want to play chess?
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October 15th, 2009
Yasbob
It takes a lot of diet soda to look this good.
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October 15th, 2009
Andrea
Hey, give this guy a break! He just finished his rough shift of “Clowning”.
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October 15th, 2009
Dave
I doubt there is any way this guy could drive any vehicle with this hat on, so he had to put it on when he got out of the car……….Anyone check to see if there is a horse and buggy out front?
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October 15th, 2009
Laurie
“Be vewy, vewy quiet.. I’m hunting the infamous pink spandex, no bra, butt showing, Mountain Dew & Diet Pepsi buying women for the side show. I’ve been told Walmart is their natural habitat.”
OPTICAL ILLUSION: Which is taller? The hat or the socks?
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October 15th, 2009
bryant
looks like he fell off the set of gangs of new york. ……. is he with the 40 thieves, or dead rabbits
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October 15th, 2009
DoC
I am just amazed they still make Diet Rite.
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October 15th, 2009
James H.
Lets give the guy some credit. Hes obviously on his way to the office Halloween party. Hes must of signed up for the ice cold beverages Hence the cart full of Diet Riot and Pepsi. Until the end of October we must overlook People of Walmart Walking around the in bad costumes.
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October 15th, 2009
CommonTater
Mr. Man, while sitting in car in walmart parking lot, talking to himself:
“Well, if I wear the hat, people will stare, I’m sure. But, if i don’t wear the hat, people will think I’m just a little goofy. So, perhaps I should just wear the hat and let them think”
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October 15th, 2009
CommonTater
oh..and now we know where all the Carnies shop!
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October 15th, 2009
Me
Dr Seuss has really aged.
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October 15th, 2009
LWA
Come one, come all, and see what we have waiting for you in the spectacular centre ring in aisle 7!!
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October 15th, 2009
Noneya
Hmmm…equestrian or rodeo? He’s confused about his horse orientation.
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October 15th, 2009
Timbo
He looks like a villain from the old 60s “Batman” TV show.
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October 15th, 2009
Marcus P. Smithers
And they were complaining about the Broncos throw-back uniforms… Check out what the refs will be wearing this week!
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October 15th, 2009
Kristi
He looks like an Oompa Loompa in training.
Oompa Loompa doompadee doo
I’ve got another puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa doompadah dee
If you are wise you’ll listen to me
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October 15th, 2009
Ted
“The Hellish part of reliving groundhog day over and over again is when I find myself wandering about Walmart trying to figure out where that cow shit smell is originating”.
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October 15th, 2009
Don
The monopoly guy has really fallen on hard times.
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October 15th, 2009
Ted
Don’t forget to wipe your boots.
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October 15th, 2009
Aaron
This guy is definitely from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
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October 15th, 2009
James
Is it just me or does the top hat look like it was “photoshopped” in?
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October 15th, 2009
theperfectweld
I dig this old guy. How could you dress like that and not be happy?
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October 15th, 2009
WALMARTRULZ
This guy’s so fucking fat you could play human checkers on his sweater.
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October 15th, 2009
paradiselost
hat is photoshopped
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October 15th, 2009
tbone4431
Is this even at a WALMART?
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October 15th, 2009
Bart
No time to say hello, goodbye, I’m late, I’m late, I’m late!
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October 15th, 2009
Tabitha
Its the mad hatter…MUSTARD?! Just dont be silly
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October 15th, 2009
alison
Humpty Dumpty goes shopping for supplies to fix himself back up after he falls off the wall. Dang King’s horses and Kings men are good for nothing.
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October 15th, 2009
Mr. Bojangles
Diet Rite and Dite Pepsi? Someone likes to take care of themselves and watch their waistline
Is this a halloween costume, or is the guy just goofy?
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October 15th, 2009
JDUFF
What you get when you mix fashion style of a Pilgrim with that of Jamiroquai
pilgrimoquai
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Rebecca
If the Penguin were a farmer instead of a supervillian, he’d look like this.
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October 15th, 2009
Gary (Detroit)
Look, it’s one of those darn Oompa Loompa’s on steroids.
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October 15th, 2009
mariajunes
i true character of ALICE IN WONDERLAND got lost in walmart!
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October 15th, 2009
Ted
It’s Chubby Checker’s twin brother Price Checker.
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October 15th, 2009
Mico
Holy crap! Burgess Meredith as the Penguin reincarnated!!
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October 15th, 2009
BigBadWolf65
When I see this gentleman,and the gentleman in the flannel shirt and floppy hat,I am positive that Gary Larson (the Far Side) ,and Stephen King are somewhere ,laughing their fool heads off and sayin “We told Ya So !!! “
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October 15th, 2009
Clarkgriz
Totally photo shopped the hat is in focus and the rest of the picture is not come on we don’t have to fake it.
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October 15th, 2009
Brian
The Mayor of the Munchkin City is all grown up.
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October 15th, 2009
riverbrat
You know, when I’m in a horrible mood–like NOW–i think: FUCK this ” Free to be, you and me” crap!!! DUDE!! WTF ARE YOU???
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October 15th, 2009
ZOOBACK
I just don’t get it…every over weight person has diet drinks in their cart.
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October 15th, 2009
tex
I think he just got done at the charlie and the chocolate factory auditions… can you say OOMPA LOOMPA DUPITY DO I’VE GOT A LITTLE PRESENT FOR YOU…
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October 15th, 2009
yikes
Little strange but nothing funny about it.
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October 16th, 2009
sally
Ok so he got lost finding the chocolate factory, but he fit in at walmart pretty fine
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October 16th, 2009
What are they thinking?
Someone call Parker Brothers, the rich guy from Monopoly escaped again!
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October 16th, 2009
Jamby's Boyfriend
DIS IZ REELEE HOT. EYE LUV DA BOXIRS. REEMIMBER DA SEXEE PIC FRUM YISTIRDAYE WIT DA SEXEE HOEBAG END EYE SED EYE CUMMED EN MYE BOXIRS? DEESE WIR DA BOXIRS EYE CUMMED EN – DA WUNS WITH DA SMILEE FASE. JAMBY WUZ RITE THAIR WACHIN MEE AZ EYE CUMMED EN DEM. HEE WUZ ANGREE AT FURST BEECUZ HEE SED EYE WUZ CHEETIN ON HEEM WIT DA HOEBAG. EYE TEL HEEM DAT EYE WUZ HORNEE END JIST NEEDID TWO BUST A NUT. HEE LEFT DA HOSE END STIL IZ NOT BAK. EYE DUNT NO WUT TWO DOO. PEAS GIV MEE SUM ADVISE. TANKS – JB
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October 16th, 2009
Ahna
I work at Wal-Mart’s Traveling Show, don’t have to pay to see the circus, THEY PAY ME!
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October 16th, 2009
Krissy
Does anyone realize that the hat is fake? It’s been photoshopped. The back of the hat is far too dark black and is not a grayish, blurred color like the rest of the blacks in the picture. Plus it’s very cartoonish the way it is sitting on his head, it’s not natural! The rest of the outfit though, looks legit. I think whoever took this thought, ‘hmmm, what this outfit needs is a top hat!’
I find this one especially funny for giving walmart its correct title of circus….. that guy is out of control …. and to whoever writes the captions for this site, pretty often decently done. much better than many compareable sites like this.
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I am the egg man. I am the walruuuuus
October 15th, 2009
WOWee! He is having a party with all that soda
October 15th, 2009
You know, my morning was going really crappy! I saw this and it made me smile for the first time since 5:30am! Thank you POWM!!
October 15th, 2009
Somebody needs to bring some color into this monochromatic mans life o_o;!
and who wears a hat like that anymore?! seriously?!
October 15th, 2009
This picture could have been in black and white and I wouldn’t have noticed!
October 15th, 2009
Okay: The only time of the year that you can get away with that outfit is Halloween and we still 2 weeks away from that…
October 15th, 2009
I love to walk up to people like that and ask where they’re headed. You get some really fun stories.
October 15th, 2009
This man is the off-spring of a jockey and a chimney sweep.
October 15th, 2009
Referree for the Laff-Olympics. Heavens to morgatrod.
October 15th, 2009
The penquin’s evil plot to take over Gotham City starts with a trip to Wally World.
October 15th, 2009
Hey don’t knock Barnum and Bailey. THAT’S an awesome circus! Everyone should experience it at least once in their lifetimes.
October 15th, 2009
Dude, when Diet Rite’s on sale; Diet Rite’s on sale. I don’t ask questions… I haul ass to Wal Mart, end of story.
October 15th, 2009
Nooo! It’s an oompa-loompah, all grown up!
October 15th, 2009
“Aye, Carumba” lady could take some tips from this gent for matching accessories. I don’t normally wear matching top hat and riding boots with a pair of overalls in a contrasting color, but I might wear the checkered shirt with a pair of jeans. Maybe.
October 15th, 2009
Sir Topham Hatt shops at Wal-Mart?
October 15th, 2009
When the cart gets full he loads the hat then drives the rednecklimo with the U-haul trailer!
October 15th, 2009
And good day to you sir! *snickers*
October 15th, 2009
He used to be on “peopleofbiglots.com”… he dressed up for the upgrade…
October 15th, 2009
i think an actual condom instead of a tophat would have looked better with the leiderhosen
October 15th, 2009
i have got to know, where do you even buy attire like this?
October 15th, 2009
All that soda probably makes it a sure bet this guys got no teeth left. Well OK maybe one or two, who’s to judge.
October 15th, 2009
I have to admit, the wading boots really set the outfit off!
October 15th, 2009
Why are all the people on this site always buying massive amounts of pop?? We can safely come to the conclusion that this man has no children due to the nature of his outfit. If he had kids it would be creepy and probably innapropriate. So why, my good sir, does one need all that pop???
October 15th, 2009
Sigfried? ……….. Roy? ……….. Aw man, now I gotta have the paged to customer service!!!
October 15th, 2009
He looks pretty smitten with himself. He’s probably thinking yeah, watch all the Wally girls checking me out. They want me.
October 15th, 2009
we are from
the lollipop guild,
the lollipop guild,
the lollipop guild,
and as a member of,
the lollipop guild,
we welcome you to munchkin land.
October 15th, 2009
Have you noticed that his outfit matches the lady shopping by him? Weird…
October 15th, 2009
ALL HAIL THE KING OF THE OOMPA LOOMPAS.
October 15th, 2009
It’s Tweedle-Dee! I can tell, Tweedle-Dum has the white stripe on the other boot. And when the Red Queen wants her diet soda, you better hop to it!
October 15th, 2009
Lions and Tigers and Bears, OH MY!!
October 15th, 2009
IDK… I think he looks more like a character from Alice in Wonderland.
October 15th, 2009
Who knew elephants liked Pepsi, Diet Rite and PEANUTS?
October 15th, 2009
at least it’s diet soda–that’s a start! wheeeeeee
October 15th, 2009
The hat looks photo-shopped to me…
October 15th, 2009
How nice. Even people with severe mental problems are allowed into walmart.
October 15th, 2009
somebody find this guys time machine and throw his ass back in it……..holy sh!t batman – the Jokers half brother “Checkers” is raping the softdrink isles!…….looks like Ed Asner found work at the circus…
October 15th, 2009
tweedle-dee or maybe tweedle-DUMB
October 15th, 2009
Looks like the offspring of the monopoly game tycoon and Humpty Dumpty
October 15th, 2009
This is awesome!!! Thank you for perking up my cold, raining Thursday and putting a smile on my face.
Question: Why is he wearing white overalls after Labor Day??! And with BLACK boots to boot!
October 15th, 2009
Heh. Oh well. At his age he’s earned the right to wear this interesting ensemble.
At least he’s clean and the clothes are clean which is more than most of the Wal-creatures on this site.
Wear your train conductor’s cap next week, Gramps!
October 15th, 2009
C’mon, this guy has obviously dressed up like this to get his pic on this site. A lot of the others are more believable than this one.
October 15th, 2009
Weirdooo-0.
October 15th, 2009
OK I’m no photoshop expert or anything but that hat just doesn’t look like it was originally part of the picture….maybe it’s just me and I need to get my eyes checked LOL I still love the picture though!!
October 15th, 2009
On his way to fondle little kids, uh entertain at a birthday party.
October 15th, 2009
Taking many cases of diet soda back to 19th century england or an aging jockey getting his soda jones on.
October 15th, 2009
Meanwhile Slash is in the soda isle looking for his hat, and he wants it back pronto
October 15th, 2009
This gives a whole new meaning to “The Big Top”
October 15th, 2009
i thought for sure he was a lollipop kid from the wizard of oz!
October 15th, 2009
one fish, two fish, three fish…………..four
October 15th, 2009
Four Score and Seven years ago…
Doesn’t quite work without the Abe Lincoln beard.
October 15th, 2009
WRONG! Elmer Fudd …shops at Wal-mart to get his guns to kill da wabbit
October 15th, 2009
It’s possible that he’s into cross-country eventing, because that would explain the riding boots and the top hat and his shirt would be covered by his hacking jacket. If he’s hosting, he would need some beverages for everyone. He’s probably too rotund to fit into regular jodhpurs, so that explains the eccentric pants.
But if I’m right, and he’s NOT a bizarre little man who likes to pretend he has his own circus, I pity the horse that has to carry him over 20 miles and a bunch of jumps!
October 15th, 2009
I think he looks like a color-blind checkerboard… Maybe it was his turn to host game night!
October 15th, 2009
Later that evening, ShiLeena finally broke down and took her dad to be voluntarily checked in at the pysch ward
October 15th, 2009
where’s chuck norris when we need him?
October 15th, 2009
I think this is the elusive “Muffin Man”!!!! we found him!! Actually he also looks like a character from H R Puffinstuff as well….. hummmmmm
October 15th, 2009
I forget, was it drink me, or eat me?
October 15th, 2009
Kinda looks like a gothic Oompa-Loompa.
October 15th, 2009
What I like to know… where do you find WHITE overalls???
October 15th, 2009
I’m pretty sure “ringMASTER” is the term y’all were going for in the caption. A ringleader heads a criminal enterprise (so I can easily see the confusion) while a ringmaster heads a circus.
October 15th, 2009
Is it just me or does this guy look like the Mad Hatter from the original Alice in Wonderland!
October 15th, 2009
The Mad Hatter shopping at Walmart…I suppose he enters through the looking glass dept?
October 15th, 2009
mr monopoly moneybags decides to try out his new digs at wal-mart . do not pass go, do not get all of my diet soda!
October 15th, 2009
those of you of a certain age and hailing from chicago will, of course recognize this as ringmaster ned from the bozo’s circus show!
October 15th, 2009
Ladies and Gentleman, I present to you His majesty Cletus I, King of White Trashistan!!
October 15th, 2009
‘Ello old chap, I’ll give you three bits for these here soft beverages!
October 15th, 2009
Y’know… if this guy was just coming from some crazy event, I could understand. But, why would he be wearing that hat?? That pegs this guy as insane: another special Walmartian-anachronist-gayparader.
October 15th, 2009
Wonderland is the otherway. Alice is waiting to have tea with you.
October 15th, 2009
looks like the financial crisis has affected the Monopoly guy, too. Poor bastard has to goto walmart now. I wonder if he passes go and collects his 200 food stamps
October 15th, 2009
Hey, it’s the Monopoly guy!!!
October 15th, 2009
A Clockwork Orange: The Later Years.
“Viddy well, my droogies! The good old fizzyglug is twosie-for-onesie down at Wally-wah!”
October 15th, 2009
It looks like Walmart is where Mr. Peanut shops for his monocles. Probably gets a good deal on sam’s best canned peanut mixes, too.
October 15th, 2009
I’d call him Barnum and Belly
October 15th, 2009
When good jockeys go bad…
October 15th, 2009
I love the Mad Hatter! His tea parties are the shit!
October 15th, 2009
I think that’s T-Pain’s illegitimate white grandfather.
October 15th, 2009
Anybody want to play chess?
October 15th, 2009
It takes a lot of diet soda to look this good.
October 15th, 2009
Hey, give this guy a break! He just finished his rough shift of “Clowning”.
October 15th, 2009
I doubt there is any way this guy could drive any vehicle with this hat on, so he had to put it on when he got out of the car……….Anyone check to see if there is a horse and buggy out front?
October 15th, 2009
“Be vewy, vewy quiet.. I’m hunting the infamous pink spandex, no bra, butt showing, Mountain Dew & Diet Pepsi buying women for the side show. I’ve been told Walmart is their natural habitat.”
October 15th, 2009
It’s Sargeant Pepper….
October 15th, 2009
OPTICAL ILLUSION: Which is taller? The hat or the socks?
October 15th, 2009
looks like he fell off the set of gangs of new york. ……. is he with the 40 thieves, or dead rabbits
October 15th, 2009
I am just amazed they still make Diet Rite.
October 15th, 2009
Lets give the guy some credit. Hes obviously on his way to the office Halloween party. Hes must of signed up for the ice cold beverages Hence the cart full of Diet Riot and Pepsi. Until the end of October we must overlook People of Walmart Walking around the in bad costumes.
October 15th, 2009
Mr. Man, while sitting in car in walmart parking lot, talking to himself:
“Well, if I wear the hat, people will stare, I’m sure. But, if i don’t wear the hat, people will think I’m just a little goofy. So, perhaps I should just wear the hat and let them think”
October 15th, 2009
oh..and now we know where all the Carnies shop!
October 15th, 2009
Dr Seuss has really aged.
October 15th, 2009
Come one, come all, and see what we have waiting for you in the spectacular centre ring in aisle 7!!
October 15th, 2009
Hmmm…equestrian or rodeo? He’s confused about his horse orientation.
October 15th, 2009
He looks like a villain from the old 60s “Batman” TV show.
October 15th, 2009
And they were complaining about the Broncos throw-back uniforms… Check out what the refs will be wearing this week!
October 15th, 2009
He looks like an Oompa Loompa in training.
Oompa Loompa doompadee doo
I’ve got another puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa doompadah dee
If you are wise you’ll listen to me
October 15th, 2009
“The Hellish part of reliving groundhog day over and over again is when I find myself wandering about Walmart trying to figure out where that cow shit smell is originating”.
October 15th, 2009
The monopoly guy has really fallen on hard times.
October 15th, 2009
Don’t forget to wipe your boots.
October 15th, 2009
This guy is definitely from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
October 15th, 2009
Is it just me or does the top hat look like it was “photoshopped” in?
October 15th, 2009
I dig this old guy. How could you dress like that and not be happy?
October 15th, 2009
This guy’s so fucking fat you could play human checkers on his sweater.
October 15th, 2009
hat is photoshopped
October 15th, 2009
Is this even at a WALMART?
October 15th, 2009
No time to say hello, goodbye, I’m late, I’m late, I’m late!
October 15th, 2009
Its the mad hatter…MUSTARD?! Just dont be silly
October 15th, 2009
Humpty Dumpty goes shopping for supplies to fix himself back up after he falls off the wall. Dang King’s horses and Kings men are good for nothing.
October 15th, 2009
Diet Rite and Dite Pepsi? Someone likes to take care of themselves and watch their waistline
October 15th, 2009
Hey, is he an Oompa Loompa?
October 15th, 2009
Is this a halloween costume, or is the guy just goofy?
October 15th, 2009
What you get when you mix fashion style of a Pilgrim with that of Jamiroquai
pilgrimoquai
October 15th, 2009
If the Penguin were a farmer instead of a supervillian, he’d look like this.
October 15th, 2009
Look, it’s one of those darn Oompa Loompa’s on steroids.
October 15th, 2009
i true character of ALICE IN WONDERLAND got lost in walmart!
October 15th, 2009
It’s Chubby Checker’s twin brother Price Checker.
October 15th, 2009
Holy crap! Burgess Meredith as the Penguin reincarnated!!
October 15th, 2009
When I see this gentleman,and the gentleman in the flannel shirt and floppy hat,I am positive that Gary Larson (the Far Side) ,and Stephen King are somewhere ,laughing their fool heads off and sayin “We told Ya So !!! “
October 15th, 2009
Totally photo shopped the hat is in focus and the rest of the picture is not come on we don’t have to fake it.
October 15th, 2009
The Mayor of the Munchkin City is all grown up.
October 15th, 2009
You know, when I’m in a horrible mood–like NOW–i think: FUCK this ” Free to be, you and me” crap!!! DUDE!! WTF ARE YOU???
October 15th, 2009
I just don’t get it…every over weight person has diet drinks in their cart.
October 15th, 2009
I think he just got done at the charlie and the chocolate factory auditions… can you say OOMPA LOOMPA DUPITY DO I’VE GOT A LITTLE PRESENT FOR YOU…
October 15th, 2009
Little strange but nothing funny about it.
October 16th, 2009
Ok so he got lost finding the chocolate factory, but he fit in at walmart pretty fine
October 16th, 2009
Someone call Parker Brothers, the rich guy from Monopoly escaped again!
October 16th, 2009
DIS IZ REELEE HOT. EYE LUV DA BOXIRS. REEMIMBER DA SEXEE PIC FRUM YISTIRDAYE WIT DA SEXEE HOEBAG END EYE SED EYE CUMMED EN MYE BOXIRS? DEESE WIR DA BOXIRS EYE CUMMED EN – DA WUNS WITH DA SMILEE FASE. JAMBY WUZ RITE THAIR WACHIN MEE AZ EYE CUMMED EN DEM. HEE WUZ ANGREE AT FURST BEECUZ HEE SED EYE WUZ CHEETIN ON HEEM WIT DA HOEBAG. EYE TEL HEEM DAT EYE WUZ HORNEE END JIST NEEDID TWO BUST A NUT. HEE LEFT DA HOSE END STIL IZ NOT BAK. EYE DUNT NO WUT TWO DOO. PEAS GIV MEE SUM ADVISE. TANKS – JB
October 16th, 2009
I work at Wal-Mart’s Traveling Show, don’t have to pay to see the circus, THEY PAY ME!
October 16th, 2009
Does anyone realize that the hat is fake? It’s been photoshopped. The back of the hat is far too dark black and is not a grayish, blurred color like the rest of the blacks in the picture. Plus it’s very cartoonish the way it is sitting on his head, it’s not natural! The rest of the outfit though, looks legit. I think whoever took this thought, ‘hmmm, what this outfit needs is a top hat!’
October 16th, 2009
Circus Maximus!
October 16th, 2009
I find this one especially funny for giving walmart its correct title of circus….. that guy is out of control …. and to whoever writes the captions for this site, pretty often decently done. much better than many compareable sites like this.
October 16th, 2009
Cirque du Walmart
October 16th, 2009
Whoa, Oompa Loompas ARE real!
October 16th, 2009
He looks like a very confused Oompy Loompa…
October 17th, 2009
Almost like Cat In The Hat meets Humpty Dumpty meets the Mad Hatter meets Al(ice) In Wonderland. Wow! Kewl
October 17th, 2009
That’s “Ringmaster” not Ringleader
October 18th, 2009
Excuse me sir, do you drive the car with the polo players on it?
October 18th, 2009
AHA! We’ve seen all the clowns, I knew the Ringmaster couldn’t be far away:-D
October 18th, 2009
An Umpa Lumpa that has lost his colors…
October 18th, 2009
Bartles or Jaymes?
October 19th, 2009
Whoa…this guy makes the guests on the Jerry Springer Show look good. Not that I watch it.
October 19th, 2009
Pinkey Lee’s younger brother – Porkey Lee
October 19th, 2009
Disgusting. Some people are DESPERATE for attention!
October 19th, 2009
He’s the groom at the Wedding at Wal-Mart.
October 19th, 2009
…’Cause, you know……you can
October 19th, 2009
I was thinking more like….BEETLEJUICE
October 21st, 2009
It looks like the love child of the Cat in the Hat and Santa Claus
October 26th, 2009
Thumpity Thump Thump Look at Frosty Go!!!! I love when Xmas comes early….
October 27th, 2009
Oompa Loompa or Chumba Wumba?
October 27th, 2009
where in the hell is alice, and why did the caterpilar let this old bastard smoke his opium
October 28th, 2009
Welly, welly, welly, welly, welly, welly, well. To what do I owe the extreme pleasure of this surprising visit?
October 29th, 2009
Беспроигрышный вариант
October 30th, 2009
He’s from Alabama.. trust me
November 2nd, 2009
someone call willy wonka. we have found his missing umpa-lumpa.
November 2nd, 2009
Even Mr. Peanut is shopping at Wal-Mart!
November 8th, 2009
i would say that this guy looks more like the Monopoly guy
November 9th, 2009
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