June 14th, 2012
Monkey Man
What’s worse than having a monkey at Walmart? Having an ugly monkey that also seems like a dick at Walmart. Seriously, cuteness goes a long way with animals, but when your ugly monkey is sticking it’s tongue out I just want to punch it.
Georgia
Monkey Man,
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Tweeter and the Monkey Man were hard up for cash…
June 14th, 2012
Monkey see, monkey do – a doody on your shoulder.
June 14th, 2012
The man and the monkey look alike!
June 14th, 2012
I usually spank my “Monkey” when it misbehaves.
June 14th, 2012
That monkey probably had its teeth removed so it couldn’t bite its dumbass owner. With no teeth, its tongue just sticks out. Don’t blame the ugly monkey for its owner’s idiocy.
June 14th, 2012
What’s Steve Guttenberg doing there?
June 14th, 2012
Monkey?
My friend this is not a monkey. It’s my wife.
June 14th, 2012
Someone needs to shoot that damn thing!
June 14th, 2012
Alright Mr. Monkey…
Take that piece of trash wearing the baseball cap OUT of this store
NOW !!!!!!
June 14th, 2012
I’m no scientist or racist, but that damn monkey look white.
For evolution it’s the white man’s “white” monkey cousin, or hell, his direct blood brother. His mom could be into monkey business.
June 14th, 2012
I hate monkeys as pets. They’re so nasty.
June 14th, 2012
this looks like the guy with the monkey from Master Chef
June 14th, 2012
This is real. The Walmart this guy goes to is right next to my house, and my brother and I have seen this for ourselves.
June 14th, 2012
This man tryed out for masterchef
June 14th, 2012
It’s Yorick Brown and Ampersand!!!
(Bet ya don’t know the reference !!! )
June 14th, 2012
It’s Yorick Brown and Ampersand !!!
June 14th, 2012
Creepy monkey! Dirty stinky, creepy monkey.
June 14th, 2012
The monkey would be cuter if he hadn’t had all his teeth pulled out. His tongue would stay in better too. If you’re scared of your monkey’s teeth, ya probably shouldn’t have a god damn monkey.
June 14th, 2012
that is one damn ugly monkey.
He should shoot it and make a purse out of it
June 14th, 2012
Seriously if I ever saw some idiot in a store with anything that was not a service animal I would first confront them and tell them they shouldn’t be there and then I would go and find the greeter if there still was one. Then I would call for the manager and THEN I would lodge a complaint in writing against that store to their Corp Office.
Problem is I wouldn’t be caught dead shopping at a Walmart, so the next time you see something like this, could you do all that for me?
Please.
June 14th, 2012
oh my gosh I have this deep dislike for monkeys
June 15th, 2012
ITS, no apostrophe.
June 15th, 2012
That monkey has a human on it’s ass!
June 15th, 2012
Wait, which one is the monkey? The one wearing the hat?
June 15th, 2012
The poor monkey is probably dehydrated and half-choked from being dressed up in hot, scratchy clothes and dragged around a friggin’ Walmart on a choke-chain. Don’t hate on the monkey for the things the stupid white trash human did to it.
June 15th, 2012
Anyone else think the monkey’s face has been shaved?
June 15th, 2012
the monkey is Dr. Irving….he used to work with kids…actually pretty nice, he used to be my best friends roommate
June 15th, 2012
You can see the stubble where he shaved the side of its head. He shaved his monkey!
June 16th, 2012
@ Heh.
Yeah, it’s face has been shaved to give it a darn mohawk…
Disgusting…..
June 16th, 2012
What is Larry King doing with Steve Gutenberg?
June 18th, 2012
That dude goes to the childrens hospitals in Atlanta with the monkey and drives a really nice Porsche. I’ve seen him around town for years.
June 20th, 2012
The monkey is probably more civilized than at least half the PoW creatures. Sad, but true.
June 20th, 2012
Wow, that one seriously huge lead on such a small creature.
June 21st, 2012
I hope he eats your face! How dare you keep such an intelligent being for your own selfishness.
June 25th, 2012
Why is this poor monkey shaved?
Also there is no reason why they should be allowing this in Walmart as only service dogs are allowed!
June 27th, 2012
Huh. I think he auditioned with MasterChef. He didn’t get in, but I think he auditioned.
June 28th, 2012
To all the uneducated self absorbed want to look cool bc they honestly don’t have a life this monkey could be a helper monkey why don’t you educate yourselves before you shoot off your mouth about something you obviously have no clue or idea what your talking about! I am sorry that you are so uncaring and self absorbed that you can’t educate yourself before make self rightous comments.
July 14th, 2012
The sad thing is I’ve seen this guy at that store….
July 31st, 2012
A fellow monkey hater…..thought I was the only one to find them vile and face ripper offers! One tolerable aspect of the filthy no mannered swine us that is ????? I have something to say, but it is disrespectful so I end here.
October 12th, 2012
This monkey and his owner have helped hundreds of sick children and travel across the country for no charge- they were sponsored by star 94 for years. Also, be informed that Dr. Irving IS a service animal, as Georgia passed a law saying that primates can also be service animals.
December 18th, 2012
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