Deeper, Longer, Harder



Hey! You want a happy ending, you go to Target. You want a sloppy dry tug and pull that will nearly break your crank off while people walk by, lay down right here and enjoy.

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Deeper, Longer, Harder, 5.5 out of 10 based on 29 ratings

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  1. deb

    thats gross!
    what i want to know is why is that grill only $87.00 ill take it!

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    June 19th, 2012

  2. CJ

    *cough* registeredsexoffender *cough*

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    June 19th, 2012

  3. Jason M.

    Sometimes you can just tell someone’s on the sex offender registration.

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    June 19th, 2012

  4. drm

    It should read, “Longer, stronger, more frequent erections.” Is Cyvita sponsoring this coot?

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    June 19th, 2012

  5. teeko

    What am I looking at??
    Rephrase:
    What the hello am I looking at, horrified?

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    June 19th, 2012

  6. 1/32ndNative

    Sheeeet , that thing isn’t going to support the massive walcreatures bulk. But it would be fun to watch one try to get on that thing and see it crushed to the ground .

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    June 19th, 2012

  7. IUjock1974

    Florida…figures.

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    June 19th, 2012

  8. Dave

    Man’s going to get his grope on!

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    June 20th, 2012

  9. Jen

    Good luck – there’s a weight limit on massage tables – and this is Wal-mart.

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  10. girl watcher

    free pelvic exams. no waiting.

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    June 20th, 2012

  11. JumpingJackFlash

    Tugged so hard, it made my big pole blue.

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    June 20th, 2012

  12. Crustty

    Perhaps the oddest picture to date. I’m guessing that when he’s not massaging, he’s recycling metals.

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  13. Bug Soup

    That’s sort of like a barber pole, only better

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    June 20th, 2012

  14. mordred

    i always get a happy ending target >.> oh wer not talking about eye candy? still.

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  15. Son of Sam's Club

    happy endings on the house

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    June 21st, 2012

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