(1) Sweet hat. (2) Sweeter sideburns. (3) Yes I believe it Voodoo.
149 Comments | In: Florida, Pimps, Willy The Pimp
I am needing a new hat for winter……
October 15th, 2009
Forida, again. Jeez!
I’m more disturbed that the guy is wearing flannel in FLORIDA!
THAT BOY IS ROCKIN’ THAT HAT!
1 part Pimp. 2 parts Farmer…
Now that’s a pimp I wouldn’t wanna cross.
dear God! haloween is not for 2 weeks lady! you can dress up like the devil then!
and I though hats with fur were for females only. Boy was I wrong!
Anal Dildo To The Max
LMAO its the Black Pimpin Elvis
iF I WAS A PRO, I’D WORK FOR THAT GUY!!
“Attention all hoes, please report to the dairy section for a pimp smack.”
hmm…must of gone to da fair!! mack daddy
Where’s my bitches???!!!!????
Whoa, eye contact with the camera…he’ll put a spell on us all.
I would totally rock that hat. She’s got style, y’all could learn from her!
is that you flava flav ?
Where are my country-ass bitches??!!!???
Hot damn, I have that exact same hat in purple and blue.
This guy looks like something out of a Rob Zombie movie!
You folks just don’t know what it is like dressing up…its okay…he can wear what he wants, cause his Momma dressed him funny as a child and he loves the attention now…leave the MAN alone….I love the look myself…makes ya smile! Sometimes insanity is a good thang!
I thought Ol’ Dirty Bastard was dead?
Cash rules everything around me C.R.E.A.M. get ya dairy crazy hat and flannel shirt ya’ll
This must be from Volusia County, FL.
Yeah, how much is that one with the fuzzy red brim?
I’m amazed that the plaid and the flames don’t clash more… or are my eyes burnt from all the red???
He’s a lumberjack, and he’s OK.
well somebody has to keep the hillbiily hos in line
A little eye candy fo the ladies….
You’ve got to be kidding me?????
Moons in Leo
Where my beavers at?
You could win those hats at the carnival last week. I knew I should have gotten one.
Lumberjack Pimp originally from Canada, who happens to be a Calgary Flames fan…
man, I had to REALLY reach for that one!
Wasn’t this the same guy that wore the purple pimp outfit? This cat is becoming famous!!
It matches, yet it doesn’t match at the same time. Its just plain Pimpalicious.
This guy actually pulls this off. Looks like a cool old man to me.
Like a boss
Kinda weird and creepy to me!
Lookin for love in all the wrong places… or not
“Im Rick James Bitch”!!
looks like RED GREEN left CANADA for a vacation in FLORIDA and fell asleep in the sun, Then he found the hat cause that number with the ear flaps aint makin it in the FL.sun and he’s thinking ” how am I gonna explain this to the guys at POSSUM LODGE!!???
Uncle Ben’s Wild Rice just got a whole lot wilder!!!
I Think Ive Seen That Costume On The Walmart Halloween Aisle!!!!
PLS express delivery to the carnaval of Rio of janeiro…
Does he yell timber before smacking a bitch?
He could so pimp out the slutty looking chick in the produce isle pictured earlier today.
He looks like a Pimp Daddy Scarecrow
I thought it was a woman with very saggy boobs
Let me guess. His pink cadillac has red fur all over the dashboard.
Jesus Christ, I don’t remember Freddy Kruger being burned that badly.
Playa’s Ball … Floirida Marshland edition
He’s obviously in a band. I’m guessing he either plays the washboard or spoons.
Yeahhh Boyyyeeeeee! oh damn I lost my giant clock.
This guy is from St. Augustine! He’s the one in the purple pimp suit earlier on the page. My friends & I were just talking about him. I hope someone is able to get his pimpmobile car on camera some time. I’ve heard it’s epic!
He must be looking for the Grandma wearing the layered look with Halloween socks. Just another poor old man with CRS syndrome. He’s neat and clean, but bizarre.
he’s looking for the chick with the “come F**K me boots”…psst…she’s in the produce aisle!
check out the long gray sideburns in the first pic
Is this the same guy from 9/27???
I swear to god that’s the same fabric as the pajama pants I am wearing as we speak!
Ya know…when you get to be this guy’s age? You can wear anything you damn well please.
You go, grampa!
Let me guess his drug dealin’, hoe slappin’ grandson thought grandad needed to look P-I-M-P!
Excuse me. Do you carry puffer fish? I need it to make someone a voodoo zombie.
ISN’T THAT THE ‘PURPLE GUY’ FROM BEFORE??!?!?!!
Even in flannel…in Florida, pimpin’ ain’t easy!
I wonder if he was with the chick in the string bikini and thigh high boots.
Dont make fun of this guy! Its not his fault that the only hat he owns is one that he won from a carny stand at the county fair!!
here come the jeepers creeper hohohoh…
I HAVE THAT HAT…seriously. I wore it to crazy hat day last Friday. Even got my picture taken, and no…it wasn’t at Walmart.
oh heyy. i thought that was a woman at first.
he’s out and about searching for new recruits for his school of pimpology..LoL
This looks like something you would expect to see on Bourbon Street in New Orleans. Maybe he’s lost.
Flava Flav in 20 years, “YEEEEAAH BOYYYYYYYY, (cough cough cough), Hey HO, where’s my puffer, I got phleghm in my throat…”
that would be santa pimp to ya’ll! north pole stylin’
No one wears flannel in Florida and neither do pimps! (I think…)
I highly doubt this guy consented to having his spirit stolen.
You can’t be no pimp. You just an assistant pimp. Where’s my powder?
Good lord that’s a scary look, the flannel whispers ‘I like the outdoor life like the brawny man’ and the hat screams ‘let me jiggle these bones and tell you a lil something about the future bay-bee’
Now that’s what I call haute couture!!!!! You walk that runway!!!!!! I think P-Diddy needs to see this one!!!!!!
hey… i know that man!!! that’s one of his less gaudy get-ups…… he’s been shopping at our walmart for at least 10 years if not more….. he’s usually shopping at 11pm or midnight!
Look buddy boys can not be girl scouts and you can not join the red hat ladies club.
Keep yo pimp hand strong, my brutha!
I’m a lumberjack PIMP okay, pimp hoes all night and cut trees all day!!!!
They're among us
Florida, were all old pimps go to retire.
Damn West Va. pimps! 1 sheep – $50.00, 2 sheep $75.00….Flannel Frank must be on vacation….does Disneyworld have a farm exhibit at Epcot?
October 16th, 2009
Dude!!! Lose the hat!!! You’re normal!!!
Everclear’s comment is the best in the history of the interwebs.
ATTENTION WALMART SHOPPERS… ON AISLE 3 WE HAVE…. FLAVOR FLAAAAAAV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jesus pimp! Put your hands up for the lord! Halleluja!!
Wow. He is really colorful. What a color combination red and black. Red suits him.
Pimp Playa Daddy in da MART!
Florida, huh? I would have guessed Louisiana Bayou country.
I didn’t know the Red Hat Society had its own pimp.
I am not even sure what I’m looking at…..
Yeah, I smoked once or twice before.
Only the biggest playas can become the pimp daddy
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One part superfly, one part Red Green.
You guys WISH you could be as awesome as this guy!
Now that’s a farmer that knows how to use a “hoe”!
It’s Midnight from Constantine!
Aalllll Riiiiightyyyy then! Whoa dang!!!
give the old guy a break, looking good gramps, He got all 100 of you talking and he isnt hurting anyone.
Amazing that this grandfather who was probably a farmer is classified as a pimp and the lady in “easy on the eyes” was considered a fashion statement, Pimps do not wear flannel!
dammmm..is he single?
He’s working that hat! I bet he’s wearing gator boots too!
His pimp hand has arthritis. His dentures are encrusted with cubic zirconia and cream of wheat. Ok, enough.
DAZED AND CONFUSED
@ SHAWN. It’s Midnight from Constantine!
You beat me to it Bro.
Bet he keeps his bitches in line and stays warm.
His hat looks like a lamp shade in my moms mexican home. without the dust, and cat hair.
“where my hoes at?”
hey stop hatin, hes a member of that thar Red Hat Society, oh wait that a womens organization, sorry!
Powder Me Up Bitch
For some reason, this makes me think of Flavor Flav in a film version of Uncle Tom’s Cabin…
Remeber the show, ” The Flying Nun “, This is the sequal, ” The Flying Pimp “
October 17th, 2009
That is SO in st.augustine! right? i see that guy EVERYWHERE
That shit is just plain scary!!
October 18th, 2009
Now THAT’S a say somethin’ hat!!
Are you sure that this was Florida and not Peoria, Il? We have a homeless person here who has a website that looks similar (http://www.willieyork.com/)
October 19th, 2009
Ha come on he looks like a cute old man who makes bad fashion decisions just let em’ be.
I know a guy like this named Catfish.
love it lol
October 20th, 2009
Ive been pimpin since pimpin’s been pimpin’s been pimpin’s
October 21st, 2009
Todya Flava Flav’s dad is modeling the Lumberjack Pimp look, complete with fuzzy hat and plaid shirt, this style comes in two colors: Slap a ho green, and where’s my ho ho ho’s red. Only $12.99 and this pimpdaddy outfit could be yours!
What’s the big deal!!!! I live in Florida and I see him all the time!!
is this the same dude from http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=4407
cuz they look and dress alike, plus they are both from florida
October 24th, 2009
is it weird that I have that hat?
Florida or Bust?
I’m seriously getting nervous. I’m sitting in an airport waiting for my flight to Palm Beach. I’m actually MOVING to Florida today – OMG!!!
OMG I know that guy-seriously. This was taken in my hometown. i do not wear flannel, though. Keepin it straight gansta ya dig?
October 26th, 2009
This is real tame for this guy
he’s always at wm here in Saint Aug.
October 28th, 2009
kinda looks like flava flav
October 29th, 2009
Abby and Anna
this is what pimps look like on the farm:P-Abby
hick town farmer meets L.A pimp and u get this guy-anna
November 1st, 2009
I done woked up one morning and it was growed outta my head.
That’s the pimp hat man from St. Auggie. He is usually there at about 2 am in one of his many pimp outfits.
November 5th, 2009
Off-Piste skiing now matches on piste skiing in popularity
November 9th, 2009
good niga, good niga, now shoo!
Willy is awesome
You guys are so rude. This guy is sooooo nice. He lives in my town….. And ‘SMELLY’ it gets cold in Florida too, so don’t be a dumbass.
November 10th, 2009
Damn, after all the child support he owed, I guess Flavor Flav is really down on his luck. He even sold his trademark clock!
November 15th, 2009
OMG!!!!! This is Willie. He is the sweetest man. He mowed our yard for years when I was a kid. He has the decked out car with the curb feelers and everything! He worked in the local grocery too for years and years and everyone in town knows and loves him.
November 17th, 2009
OMG!!! This is Willie. He mowed our yard for years when I was a kid. Everyone in town loves him. He is one of the natives of this town. He is a really nice man! Quirky but nice! I agee WILLY IS AWSOME!!!!!
The guy’s a native Floridian — no doubt about it.
November 22nd, 2009
I love this guy!!!
November 24th, 2009
I request, nay, I DEMAND to know what part of Florida this man hails from.
…Seeing this in person could only increase my life span. AND, i’m looking for work. …maybe he has dental.
December 4th, 2009
I request, nay…DEMAND to know what part of Florida this man hails from.
Seeing this in person could only increase my life span. AND…i’m in need of some steady AIDS-filled income. …maybe he provides dental…?
I want his hat so muuuuch. When I get a car, I’m going to Florida. Haha.
December 5th, 2009
your website kicks ass
October 23rd, 2010
Only Willie can pimp plaid, better recognize! Go Willie.
August 4th, 2011