No I didn’t say Abe Lincoln, I said ‘Hey Blinkin’…hold the reigns man.
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Fly on the Wall
Probably hunting for a set of teeth.
June 27th, 2012
Abe Lincoln Walmart Shopper
He might just find some vampires at Walmart
With that overbite, he looks like he could be sportin’ a set of fangs himself.
Bet he gets laid every night
Looks like a creeper pedophile!
RUN!! I hear banjo music!!!!
“They call me Honest Abe. To be honest, I came here to see some exposed fat rolls and butt cracks.”
Leave the poor guy alone. He can’t help how he looks. He seems nice.
No me; I go out with a paper bag over my head.
After a week long bender, i set WHO FREE?
Looks more like they have found a link to my suspicions of one in the woodpile…
4 wheeling granny
wonder if they could use him in the movies ????
Someone buy him a shirt that fits, please.
(I LOVE that movie…lol!)
WOW!!! anyway, when i worked 3rd shift at a local walmart here in indiana, there was a guy who walked around looking like abe lincoln. it was my coworker’s fault; she made conversation with him one nite & told him he kinda looked like honest abe. she went on to tell him that all he needed was some black hair dye, a black suit & a stovepipe hat. the VERY NEXT night…what did he have? dyed hair & a black suit & a stovepipe hat! he was creepy enough before!
needless to say, years later he would be arrested in that very same store for indecent exposure. they found him hiding in a clothing rack with his puppet in his hand. (AND worst of all, he went around to the grade schools as abe lincoln…EWW!!)
Short Bus Regular…
@ Matt Dahn, that was a cartoon in Hustler almost 40 yrs ago. Abe woke up with empty whiskey bottles & a ‘ho in bed with him saying “I FREED THE WHAT??”
“Hey Blinkin” Haha! That caption so made my day. I heart Mel Brooks!
Not a doctor, but I would be willing to bet that his appearance is caused by the same disorder that Lincoln suffered; Marfan Syndrome. I wouldn’t make fun of the guy as he may be ill.
Where’s John Wilkes Booth when you need him?
ROBIN HOOD MEN IN TIGHTS!
Oh my goodness. You get so many points for an amazing reference! : )
June 28th, 2012
Looks like he hasn’t forscored for seven years
Serisal killer? I say yes!
Thats my dad …lol
July 9th, 2012
There was a guy around chippewa falls that looked & dressed up like abe lincoln all the time. Even when he wasn’t on the job. He was in parades & was hired for special appearances & such. Wonder if this is him??
February 20th, 2013