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Technically those suspenders are working. You don’t normally see them used with jean shorts. Of course I usually don’t see a belly apron just hanging out to say “hi” either.

Virginia

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237 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. FLARBY

    I’ll take the pic of that scantily clad muscle guy posted earlier over this one ANY day!

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  2. D-Man

    He should be shopping at COSTCO.

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  3. DaveM

    OMFG …. I might not be in the best shape, but really??? At least though he is walking through the store, which is more then we can say about many others at Walmart. Some ride carts, others ride the motorized scooters.

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  4. Dizi

    Hey, let it all hang out…..just not in public please!

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  5. ObiWanRalph

    He’s got “dickydo” disease. His belly sticks out further than his dicky do.

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  6. Jonzzik

    beef curtain for the win!!!

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  7. Bonnie

    He must have swallowed the Pumpkin he just bought for his kids for Halloween.

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  8. James

    Um…. Ew. Thats gross..

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  9. Big J

    That boy has a SERIOUS case of Dunlop disease! I’d love to give him a Zerbert!

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  10. quetzal

    superSIZEmario

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  11. Nick

    “I haven’t seen my willy in 3 years”

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  12. Repeaterknee

    These jorts are doubly reinforced… suspenders AND a flesh belt.

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  13. Ted

    Attention security we have a runner.

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  14. Moons in Leo

    Please don’t let them snap. Please don’t let them snap. Please don’t let them snap.

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  15. JP

    He has a dicky do! His belly hangs out farther than his dicky do! THAT is HOT!

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  16. i THINK i NEED SUSPENDERS TO HOLD UP THE ERECTION i GOT FROM THIS GUY

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  17. ROBJB

    STAND BACK! If one of those suspenders gives out, someones gonna lose an eye!

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  18. aprilicious

    I am overweight and make damn sure my clothes fit appropriately and cover my body. I wish more fat people would do the same-even if they are just kinda fat. No one wants to see your gut or muffin top. It’s really gross!!!!!!!

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  19. riverbrat

    I’ve been thinking that the phrase “threw up in my mouth” is more disgusting than anything I’ve seen on PoWM….then again, I may be wrong! ick.

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  20. JDUFF

    A recent sighting of a previously unknown species in Virginia has cryptozooligist the world over excited by its discovery.

    “Either it’s an elusive Bare-Assed Yeti in urban camouflage or a new species of marsupial yet undiscovered. Gotta be a marsupial…just look at the pouch on that thing!”

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  21. Politically Incorrect

    Sure hope the floor is reinforced.

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  22. ok, I am not eating ANYTHING today.

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  23. Jamby's Boyfriend

    DIS IZ REELEE HOT. EYE LUV DA BOXIRS. REEMIMBER DA SEXEE PIC FRUM YISTIRDAYE WIT DA SEXEE HOEBAG END EYE SED EYE CUMMED EN MYE BOXIRS? DEESE WIR DA BOXIRS EYE CUMMED EN – DA WUNS WITH DA SMILEE FASE. JAMBY WUZ RITE THAIR WACHIN MEE AZ EYE CUMMED EN DEM. HEE WUZ ANGREE AT FURST BEECUZ HEE SED EYE WUZ CHEETIN ON HEEM WIT DA HOEBAG. EYE TEL HEEM DAT EYE WUZ HORNEE END JIST NEEDID TWO BUST A NUT. HEE LEFT DA HOSE END STIL IZ NOT BAK. EYE DUNT NO WUT TWO DOO. PEAS GIV MEE SUM ADVISE. TANKS – JB

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  24. D.D.

    I think we found the driver of the “Obama Limo”. Now we know why his service is secret.

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  25. Ted

    He ain’t heavy he’smy sister.

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  26. Lisa

    Those are load-bearing suspenders.

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  27. WoW!

    Some one needs to get those suspenders a paycheck. They are working overtime.

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  28. Heidi

    I don’t know why, but the first thing that popped into my mind was the theme for Sanford and Son.

    He could be their competing junkyard neighbor Bubba.

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  29. Poppers

    This is the definition of a DUNLOP.His/her stomach done lopped over his/her shorts.

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  30. DORIS

    Now, see kids, that’s what happens when you ‘Super-Size’ at the Wal-Mart McDonalds too many times.

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  31. DeerSlayer

    BOOM-BOBBA-BOOM-BOBBA-BOOM, O-shit, look its Billy Hogan…………….
    (AKA) Lardass

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  32. Zombie Lady

    Countdown to massive coronary in T-minus….

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  33. The big cheese thinks it’s funny.

    http://www.RumorRat.com

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  34. sam walnuts

    Looks like he is expecting octuplets. The new Jon and Kate plus 8.

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  35. Jonesy

    HEY HEY HEY……get out of my way, I going to walmart to save today!

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  36. nichole

    He is seizing the day. lol.

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  37. Nobody

    John and Kate plus 8 minus nine but the same weight.

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  38. Eponymous Anon

    Fully effaced & dilated! Hey, after that “guy” in Hawaii gave birth, *anything* is possible.

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  39. kali

    Drink sodas, daily.

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  40. Pac0daTac0

    Strongest. Suspenders. Ever.

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  41. Jess!

    At least we’re not seeing GUNT

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  42. DivaLove18

    OH MY LORD!!! Please pull your pants up for the sack of humanity…

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  43. Blinded by the Site

    Big man needs to put the beer down… in fact don’t even go to that aisle.
    The slim fast is on the other side of the store, by the diet pills.

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  44. Jacky Treehorn

    Props for not riding the “lark” scooter, right?

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  45. Whatevs

    When’s it due sir?

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  46. Alex

    Tis’ that a woman or a man?

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  47. Kat Lane

    Holy crap!! That just defies the laws of both gravity and decency. I think I saw this guy/girl on Jerry springer. The episode where the guy got so fat he couldn’t get out of bed. Maybe he lost some weight and this is the after photo. Wishful thinking.

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  48. Andrea

    he looks like he would smell really good…

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  49. um ewww

    looks like my brother-in-law unfortunetly

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  50. SID BURNS

    If you look closely, he purchased some what I believe to be Busch Light…obviously concerned about his weight!

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  51. Looks like he decided to take out his fannie pack on a shopping spree.

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  52. stardeth

    This is the REAL trophy for those eating contests, and boy, oh boy, is he PROUD!!

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  53. Eric

    I’ll wager a guess he doesn’t have Slim-Fast in that bag.

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  54. Sabrina

    Look! He has a dicky-do!

    His stomach sticks out more than his dicky do!

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  55. kenna

    Do they have a big and tall section at Walmart?? Does it make him top heavy, or bottom heavy?

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  56. Sabrina

    With these tough economic times, Billy Bob couldn’t afford to buy a full-size shirt to mask all of that hotness.

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  57. REA

    Gotta give him some credit…. at least he is walking. You know that must take alot of work!!!

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  58. Sherry

    Maybe he should just give up and start a new trend for guys with guts like that: a Man Muu-Muu! Cover that thing up!

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  59. Marie

    Rerun!

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  60. Diane

    I’m gonna go with 10 months pregnant and he’s definitely a 36B

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  61. angels2008

    I’d hit that….Then hit myself until I was unconscious…….

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  62. ZOOBACK

    oops I just threw up in my mouth.

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  63. I-EAT-BABIES

    That’s a BIG BITCH!

    btw, that’s definitely Natty Light in the bag. Also, is it just the crappy picture quality, or is this behemoth sporting a sweet-ass mullet?

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  64. Bart

    GET IN MY BELLY !

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  65. Grandmasdrinking

    Please pass the Jim Jones Kool-aid.

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  66. theperfectweld

    Kudos, my friend. At this point most people have succombed to wearing overalls.

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  67. smartass

    I get the shivers when I think about how poor his hygiene is “down there” those arms are not long enough to reach around all that flab. I bet his toilet looks like its been through world war 2.

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  68. ynot

    If those suspenders could talk: “I don’t apply for this”, ” I need Workman’s comp” ” Somebody please shoot me”.

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  69. Haywood Jablomi

    um…..can I get a refund on this here buns of steel stuff? they just don’t work. ooooo….cookies……..

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  70. BellyDancer

    Somebody should check under that thing, he could have been hiding merchandise under there. Someone that big walks out from wal-mart with just one bag, you know they’re hiding something. Check for hiding ding dongs (pun intended).

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  71. Devil Child

    I do believe this outfit is to support or uplift the massive gut using the suspender/jort combo somewhat like a push-up bra, so this dude is able to walk without kicking his stomach along like a soccor ball – lookout when the scaffolding collapses……..and ruuuuuuun……..

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  72. Haywood Jablomi

    Hey, belly shirts are in fashion!

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  73. IEATBABIES

    That’s a big bitch!

    btw, that is clearly Natty Light in his shopping bag. Also, is it just the crappy picture quality, or is this behemoth sporting a sweet-ass mullet?

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  74. Kate

    just because you had a size 50 waste line in high school doesn’t mean you can pull it off now

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  75. Bartleby

    all the women posting here are acting like he’s all gross, but they’d ying yang this guy after a few drinks.

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  76. smartass

    You better watch out jamby’s boyfriend, this guy is going to ram you with his gigantic gut. He has been having an affair with jamby. I thought you should know about it. Since you posted that, he knows and big john is getting pissed that jamby has been whoreing around with all these white trash folks.

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  77. Monica

    Wow! I didn’t know they made Gunt holders! Nice!

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  78. NrfHrdr

    His shirt is sticking it’s tongue out…..seriously….that flesh apron looks just like a giant tongue.

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  79. Anonymous

    The wonders of Walmart…

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  80. james

    You can hear him breathing just looking at him.

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  81. DennyC

    I have a great urge to see this guy breakdance……think of the possibilities!!

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  82. WalMartSux

    Hey dude, you’re FAT!!!

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  83. Steve

    Where do these people come from? My god do they have mirrors in Va?

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  84. Steve

    I was expecting too see and “Ombama For Change” Pin on them suspenders….

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  85. Bullz

    He’s switching to Natty Lite – been feeling a little bloated lately. He shoulda bought the case though, he’ll have that polished off before he gets to his brown limo with dear head hood ornament in the parking lot

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  86. Blinded by the Site

    @ Diane
    I’m a 38D and he’s way bigger than me! He’s probably more a F or G cup.

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  87. Marcus P. Smithers

    Looks like Mork ate Mindy.

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  88. james

    Upon closer inspection of his bag, all he got was a 6 pack of Natty Light. I think he needs more than light beer to fix the problem.

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  89. CB

    Forget Justin Timberlake, *THIS* guy knows how to bring sexy back!

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  90. CRISPY

    It’s sad to see that Mork from Ork has really let himself go.

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  91. bluebird

    Love the fact that the suspenders are rainbow colored to go with all his half shirts and droopy pants…LOL

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  92. Bullz

    yes we do have mirrors in virginia – I’m watching myself throw up right now

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  93. Fairy

    Okay in reality its very sad when someone gets to this state as being overweight, but honestly if they had actually worn clothing that properly fit them, he wouldn’t have made it onto this site.

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  94. barbara r

    way to hang out

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  95. MJ

    I think I’m gonna be sick.
    I wonder if the suspenders are steel enforced?

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  96. Ashley

    The reason that doctors, who have to see patients without their clothes on, drink heavily.

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  97. mark

    there’s a missing 8 year old in there

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  98. Jo

    Hey, hey, hey. Let’s see him dance!

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  99. bmad

    I love the blurry photos, it gives some of these a Bigfoot sighting kind of feel.

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  100. Sue

    Are we sure this is a dude? I see tits…but then again they could be man boobs.

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  101. Buster

    Lokks like times have been tough for him since Disneyland shut down Country Bear Jamboree :(

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  102. emily

    someone said he swallowed the pumpkin he bought for his kids sadly i think he swallowed his kids as well!!!!

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  103. MaybeLady

    Between injury and arthritis, my knees are shot. Yes, he’s not pretty but he looks like he’s moving at a clip I couldn’t keep up with. I gotta respect that.

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  104. dumbfounded

    how come he can find pants in his size, but not shirts?

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  105. Buster

    Yes Virginia, there is a hillbilly Santa Claus….

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  106. Shadopilot

    Hows that disability claim working out for you? Looks like it was granted.

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  107. A$$hole

    Last picked for gym…
    First in line for the buffet.

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  108. Shadopilot

    Are those shorts or are they those wraps they put around tree trunks to protect them?

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  109. Shadopilot

    Just think if he fell over!
    Breaking news:::::::: Giant sinkhole opens up in WalMart:::::::6 people missing::::::::People in China report loud underground noise::::::::News at 11

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  110. Buster

    A Huge Rush Limbaugh fan………..I mean literally….a HUGE Rush Limbaugh fan !!!!!!!

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  111. rickfamous

    get into my BELLY!!!!!!

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  112. Ah yes. Yet another reason to feel proud of my adopted home state….

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  113. I'm not telling

    Half of u ppl should be ashamed of making fun of this poor guy. ya’ll should be ashamed. He can’t help the fact he’s big. What would u do if u were that big and ppl were making fun of u? U would hate it of course. I bet half of the smart ass remarks come from some ugly ass ppl. leave the poor guy alone damn.

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  114. onlyme

    if that don’t make ya diet..nothing will!..eeeeeeewwwwwwwwww

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  115. DH SLammer

    Muffintop

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  116. annoyed

    buster VA is NOT really a hillbilly state. get ur facts straight.

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  117. Todd

    Is it a he or a she? I definitely detect boobs, but that doesn’t mean anything.

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  118. purple rain

    This is what we like to call FUDA-Fat upper dick area! His FUDA is flapping in the wind and he is proud baby!

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  119. genocidejill

    I absolutely love the commentator’s captions. Hilarious!

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  120. U wish

    Is it me or does the woman behind him have only 1 leg?

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  121. mellowlandings

    …Dad?

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  122. G Man

    Items definitely not in his shopping bag; “8 second Abs” , “Pilates for Dummies”, Hydroxycut, skip rope, Slim Fast, organic produce, Mozart DVD, “One up on Wall Street”. skim milk, copy of koran

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  123. Belchee

    “Half of u ppl should be ashamed of making fun of this poor guy. ya’ll should be ashamed. He can’t help the fact he’s big. What would u do if u were that big and ppl were making fun of u? U would hate it of course. I bet half of the smart ass remarks come from some ugly ass ppl. leave the poor guy alone damn.”

    To: I’m Not Telling

    Listen, it’s not a matter of him being fat. It’s a matter of him not being able to cover up his fat. No one in public should have to be subjected to seeing his flabby stomach hanging out. That is just inappropriate.

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  124. funone

    Who needs a fanny pack when you got that sweet carrying case with you all the time. He can keep his wallet, a pen, a pack of kleenex, and some hand sanitizer tucked up in there. Heck, there could be a quart bottle of Colt 45 up there and no store employees would be the wiser (or willing to do a pat down to find out).

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  125. Eric

    Sometimes the biscuit dough will NOT stay in the can….

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  126. Me

    Wow. Unless his member is really long, he won’t be able to past his own gut ignoring whatever gf he has.

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  127. kamasutra

    hes pretty close to that wheel barrel guy who lugs his gut around in a wheel barrel.

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  128. Q

    Classic case of Dunlap Disease; his belly “dun-lap” over his belt.

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  129. Jamie

    That dude needs a belt with a built-in wheelbarrow.

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  130. brandi

    Leave the poor guy alone!

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  131. Laura

    Gosh! only God Knows what you will see hanging out at Walmart

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  132. Cookie

    I am pretty sure that this fella has exceeded the recommended weight restriction for those suspenders. He’s going to take out everyone within a 20 foot radius when they blow.

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  133. Belchee

    So, to the people giving me “thumbs down”, do you like going out in public and seeing a fat, disgusting slob like this showing his nasty, fat stomach? I don’t care if you live in a trailer or whatever, but you can find SOMETHING to cover yourself up with. He’s a piece of trash.

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  134. Sarah - Wales UK

    Gravity will win… the question is, when he reaches his car or……

    The sick bag is under the handle of your cart; thank you fo shopping at walmart….

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  135. Thank you for turning me off any kind of sexual activity with any one for the rest of my life…oh eating also. This one is is the straw that breaks the back.

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  136. Slick

    Suck it up? Hell, it is sucked up!

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  137. Brandi have you lost your mind or is this your brother or dad or something?
    The something need not be explained okay Iam sick enough.

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  138. Did those things come with directions? They are obviously broken.

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  139. BOBAA-LOU!!

    I’ve never before looked at a picture of a man befor and imediately thoght MOO-MOO

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  140. Ferrell Gummitt

    “Dear, I think Bubba has outgrown the size 6XL and can get the 7XL shirt now.”

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  141. Exile

    Wow, Mario really let himself go.

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  142. Buster

    I just cancelled my canoe trip through the untamed rivers of Virginia…..

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  143. Pook

    He looks like he is mighty handy with a fork. Also, are they really still considered shorts if they are only an inch over your cankles?

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  144. David Anthony

    Wow… this was so disgusting i almost lost my chimichangas….

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  145. theperfectweld

    I wonder if his legs spring back out to normal length when he sits down!?!?

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  146. Small-Wart

    “Hey, Lurleen! Do these here suspenders make me look fat?”

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  147. Cindy

    Would he even be able to see his belly to know it is hanging out?

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  148. sam walnuts

    That is one big sum bitch. I bet if he cut himself, gravy pours out.

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  149. This guy is in shape!

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  150. Buster

    Poor ‘ole K-Fed :(

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  151. Jen

    I gotta say however, I am thankful for the suspenders….imagine the horror if they weren’t there?

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  152. Tugg

    he’s looking for a thanksgiving invite….how about it?

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  153. Jimbob Duggard

    I’m pretty sure that this is the same Walmart that Storm was spotted in. The Blob, anyone?

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  154. Jenny

    On the bright side, at least he’s not showing off his dirty ass like that guy in the pic who was bent over the counter. o_O Then again, I’m not sure if any side could be the bright side on this guy.

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  155. l.a.

    UWISH: “Is it me or does the woman behind him have only 1 leg?”

    If she does, I’m sure it’s because big boy just ate her other one. Mmmm… tastes like chicken.

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  156. FormerWalmartian

    He’s basically just given up. He knows he will never have a girlfriend due to his obesity induced erectile dysfunction. Even the creamed corn lady wants a “working” man.

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  157. Sean

    his man cave belly button looks as big as his mouth.does he feed his belly button too?

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  158. christineinflorida

    Oh come on people,all he did was build a shed for his tools.

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  159. blahbahblah

    wow you ppl should be ashamed of yourselves.. Fat or not the fact that you ppl can talk like this about someone shows your lack of actually having a heart.. Hope you ppl learn to love others.. This could be you one day!

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  160. Tim

    Thats like a rubber band holding a watermelon. Pointless.

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    October 16th, 2009

  161. bipolarbear

    @blahblahblah

    Try spelling the word “people” once in a while; you won’t look so ignorant. Also, this entire site is about making fun of people. Don’t come here if you don’t like what you see.

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    October 16th, 2009

  162. bipolarbear

    @blahblahblah:

    Try spelling out the words someday; you won’t look so ignorant/childish.

    Also, you might not want to visit this site anymore if it offends you so. Freedom of choice, ppl.

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    October 16th, 2009

  163. tbag mofo

    he is soooooooooooo fine!

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    October 16th, 2009

  164. Lyndsey Catastrophe

    Well thanks! I have now dropped my jaw so far down i can probably eat a large burger in one bite……however after seeing this i’ve decided to go on a diet so i won either way ^__^

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    October 16th, 2009

  165. FormerWalmartian

    Blinded by the Site

    @ Diane
    I’m a 38D and he’s way bigger than me! He’s probably more a F or G cup.

    Prove you are. pic please

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    October 16th, 2009

  166. DAMNITJANET

    Oh, it’s the rare human/kangaroo hybrid I’ve been hearing about.

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    October 16th, 2009

  167. geekers

    It begs asking…does his gut have a farmer’s tan?

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    October 16th, 2009

  168. Janel

    Omg how the hell is he moving so fast that it blured

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    October 16th, 2009

  169. Dave

    Waldo has been found. About four or five times.

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    October 16th, 2009

  170. MoreThanMom

    omg… so much more than just a muffin top! it looks like he’s got a small person hiding in there … and their butt’s falling out!

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    October 16th, 2009

  171. Adam

    Its John Popper from blues traveller! Guess he gained all the weight back.

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    October 16th, 2009

  172. Rae

    Its the pregnant man meets octomom! If only giving birth to that mass of glutenous flesh could cure it….

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    October 17th, 2009

  173. Ines

    This is truly the quintessential Walmart customer. I see this person every time I shop there, no matter which state or city.

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    October 17th, 2009

  174. Gertie

    Oh my god it’s Peter Griffin!!

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    October 17th, 2009

  175. Jay

    $100 says he can’t pick his own penis out of a line-up. “Ok, well, I know it’s not the black one. Damn, this is tough.”

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    October 17th, 2009

  176. Thom

    Dude, you’ve got tits bigger than half the women I know, and have to look in a mirror while standing on your head naked in order to see your dick. The next time you think about having seconds, practice a couple of words that I don’t think you’ve said enough in your life: I’M FULL.

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    October 17th, 2009

  177. dbldbl

    The Suspecnders and shorts are working literally for the belly fat- what is called a pannus in medical terms. So,you have a brassier, a brossier and a Pannier.

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    October 17th, 2009

  178. MD

    He makes 100,000 a year selling Comfort Wipe.

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    October 17th, 2009

  179. Hahahah

    OMG They make clothes for that size people, buy them!! Not little boy size shirts, and my god his boobs are bigger than mine

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    October 17th, 2009

  180. Previously on Lost.......

    Hugo “Hurley”:
    Uhh dudes, I’m in a hurry ’cause I gotta catch Oceanic Flight 815……

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    October 17th, 2009

  181. dickhurtz

    SHORTS???????????

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    October 17th, 2009

  182. blahbahblah

    @ BIPOLARBEAR
    That’s hilarious that you think im the ignorant one not spelling out the word people when you’re the one who spends their time making fun of PEOPLE on a website.. PEOPLE that you’ve never met,by the way.

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    October 17th, 2009

  183. JamieInCanton

    Put that thing away!!!

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    October 17th, 2009

  184. Teebo

    I think I went up against this guy in Point Lookout.

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    October 17th, 2009

  185. W&L

    this guy used to walk past my house every day! Lexington, VA. Wow strange to see online

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    October 17th, 2009

  186. Mary

    Are we sure this is a dude?

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    October 17th, 2009

  187. bran epstein

    his man boobs are surprisingly perky and supple in comparison to the rest of him. usually they’d be flapping around in the wind near the hip area. or maybe he’s just wearing a bra.

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    October 17th, 2009

  188. chrissy

    you know, sometimes the little blurb under the photo is so witty I don’t think I would have come up with it myself. and I am witty, keep up the good work!

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    October 17th, 2009

  189. CJ

    That dollar or two extra for the larger sizes is bullshit! I ain’t payin’!!!!!

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    October 17th, 2009

  190. blitz23_ca

    Wheres a fella hire one ‘o them tuba players that like to follow fat guys around? DUM DU DUM DA DUM DA DA!!

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    October 18th, 2009

  191. Steve 3.x

    Actually those suspender are working overtime. Imagine the sight if one of those got loose!

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    October 18th, 2009

  192. yikes

    This is what is called lap over disease. Thank God he is wearing those suspenders.

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    October 18th, 2009

  193. Jess

    So i live in Lexington Va where this man is from. To the person that says if he cuts hiself gray pours out, your stupid. This man is homeless and does not deserve to be ridiculed

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    October 18th, 2009

  194. fupa. FAT UPPER PENIS(OR PUSSY) AREA

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    October 18th, 2009

  195. THANK GOD HE HAS THE SUSPENDERS!

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    October 18th, 2009

  196. Noneya

    Whole lotta love…

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  197. Kmaine

    His belly reminds me of the new Pepsi logo.

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    October 19th, 2009

  198. WALMARTRULZ

    Seriously…if you’re this goddamn fat why not just kill yourself?

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  199. WALMARTRULZ

    How can the human body stand such abuse?

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    October 19th, 2009

  200. teenameena

    Some people just don’t give a damn.
    Oh, and as far as this person not being able to help “being big”?
    Bullcrap.
    He’s not big. He’s FAT.
    No. He’s not fat. He’s OBESE.
    How freakin’ big to you have to get before you tell yourself: “Damn. This isn’t good.”?
    What’s really bad is when you’re walking through Walmart and you see a whole family of behemoths, waddling down the aisle: Dad, Mom, and little kids that are so fat that you can hear them struggling for breath as they slurp down their superextrahumongous soda pop.
    This guy? An undertaker’s nightmare of things to come.

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    October 19th, 2009

  201. Rocko

    Would someone please call an ambulance! That baby is about to pop!

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    October 19th, 2009

  202. Matt Sears

    I want to fuck that

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    October 19th, 2009

  203. Professor Wally

    Posterboy for Feedlot America. Taxpayers subsidize the corn syrup industry, pay to fatten up stupid humans on indigestible processed “food”, compensate for diabetes care, and finally spend local taxes for the 911 ride to the mortuary.

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    October 19th, 2009

  204. KING OF AMURICA

    Damn, Mario’s really let himself go!

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    October 19th, 2009

  205. Carla

    You know he’s got a small willy…nothing grows in that much shade!

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    October 19th, 2009

  206. April

    GAG!!!!!! STICK ME WITH A FORK IM DONE!! I CAN’T SEE ANYMORE TONIGHT!!! i THINK I JUST THREW UP A LITTLE….. WAIT…. IS THAT MY DAD???

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    October 19th, 2009

  207. SexyJew

    That beef ain’t kosher!

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    October 19th, 2009

  208. revelation

    Someone call security! He’s shoplifting two boxes of twinkies, a microwave, some grapes, and a bicycle under there!

    Make sure that they keep their body parts away from his mouth when they apprehend him – we don’t want to lose any appendages!

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    October 20th, 2009

  209. I See Jed People

    Forget K-fed, this guy is Over-fed.

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    October 20th, 2009

  210. I See Jed People

    He WAS using the aid cart, but if disappeared up his ASS.

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    October 20th, 2009

  211. Jason

    WOW Gallagher really let himself go

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    October 21st, 2009

  212. KELLY

    OK, this is a guy, so is that a “MUNT”?

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    October 21st, 2009

  213. Amanda

    I actually think I know who this is..its not even funny how close this guy looks like this person i know..matter of fact it might actually be him..wish the face was clearer so i could see if it is the guy i know…lol

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    October 22nd, 2009

  214. mik1of3

    My EYES…..MY EYES!!!!

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    October 22nd, 2009

  215. Suzy8track

    Those suspenders are being pushed to the limit! I wonder how long they will hold out?

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    October 22nd, 2009

  216. Phylfly

    That is AWESOME!!!!

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    October 23rd, 2009

  217. Rosalie

    Do we really needed to see that bellybutton?

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    October 23rd, 2009

  218. i could have lived my life without seeing that.

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    October 23rd, 2009

  219. Ash

    This is the wal-mart in my hometown…lmfao!

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    October 25th, 2009

  220. Trish

    watch out BOOMER!!!

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    October 26th, 2009

  221. Reid

    hot damn!

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    October 28th, 2009

  222. Todd

    Are those capris he is wearing?

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    October 29th, 2009

  223. Matty P

    Actually, I would say those suspendors are doing a truly Herculean job holding THAT up.

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    October 29th, 2009

  224. LOLOLOL

    ROFL…my boyfriend says, “poor guy”, and I, with tears running down my face reread the comments…in laughter…”please don’t let them snap.”

    WIN

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    October 30th, 2009

  225. Bridget

    “Find your penis!”

    To the person who said this dude was homeless…all the homeless people I’ve seen have been skinny…you know, due to the fact that they CAN’T BUY FOOD!

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    November 4th, 2009

  226. Lindsey Phenis

    he’s gotta feel that cold draft hitting that thing. uggh

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    November 5th, 2009

  227. Stacyyy

    Ew…

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    November 5th, 2009

  228. Ruthie

    Ha , I see the Recession has effected the Mario Bros.

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    November 6th, 2009

  229. alexis

    i like them big i like them chunky ohh baby you huge!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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    November 7th, 2009

  230. Realdragon

    I’m with Flarby: Give me the “Mustache Rider” dude anytime! He was eccentric; this guy’s DISGUSTING.

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    November 22nd, 2009

  231. shannon

    it’s called a meat curtain..

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    November 22nd, 2009

  232. court

    lmaooo omg i saw this dude at walmart wearing that exact same outfit so i must’ve been there the day it was taken baaahahahahaaaaaa

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    November 9th, 2010

  233. angela

    EWE!!!!! really discusting…time to start shopping at the big and tall store

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    November 18th, 2010

  234. kaye

    wow. what makes this even worse is… I work at that store and have seen that guy many times… it doesnt get much better.

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    March 19th, 2011

  235. Torrie

    What nobody seems to understand is that these are not suspenders meant to hold up one’s pants. They are, in fact, part of a sophisicated gut support apparatus. He invented those bad boys himself.

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    April 13th, 2011

  236. Smithy

    I work in this Walmart! And ya’ll, Bubba ain’t homeless and he smells as bad as he looks!

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    June 24th, 2011

  237. Chrono

    I would have poked him in the belly button

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    December 30th, 2012

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