Joe Boxer



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I’d be licking my lips too if I was lucky enough to be that close to this guy’s junk. Although I guess in these economic times, even the Walmart smiley needs a second job.

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Joe Boxer, 7.3 out of 10 based on 12 ratings

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  1. Haywood Jablomi

    WTF is that on his ankle? Another tracking device?

    This shot seems a bit staged, but still represents typical wal-martians

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  2. Is that an electronic monitoring bracelet I see on his right ankle? That would be a shocker now wouldn’t it?

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  3. Melissa

    He totally has a pack of smokes in his sock too! HOT!!! LOL

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  4. Bard

    I like how he wears black socks to try to disguise his ankle monitor.

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  5. those socks and that shirt really pull this entire look together… Flame On!

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  6. Edith

    LMAO!!! Wow, this is just too funny, but hey atleast he matches pretty well!

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  7. Adam

    He has no pockets, he needs to put his phone somewhere…..

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  8. Andrea

    I thought Joe Boxer was an underwear brand…. I guess Ive been misusing mine for years…

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  9. Mrs LF

    It might be where he keeps his cigarettes.

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  10. Amy

    does he know that he isnt wearing any pants??
    nice underwear!

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  11. DivaLove18

    Okay, they called underwear for a reason: you should wear it under your cloth not as a short…

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  12. Frank J

    As sung by Sammy Hager…”My baby’s on FIIIIIIIIIIIiIRE…. Yeah, my baby’s on FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE !!!

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  13. Laura

    yes but how about that shirt? flames AND skulls! topped with shades and a stalker baseball cap? where IS this guy and how can i get his number?

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  14. montyburns

    OMG!!!!! he is the real life ” Quagmire”!!!!

    Your must be a parking ticket baby…cause you got” fine” written all over you.

    giggidy giddigy goooooooooooooo’

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  15. Andrea

    nah those are his smokes in his sock…the mans not wearin any undies under those boxers, he’s gotta put em somewhere. LOL

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  16. D.D.

    Quick, someone give that smiley ipecac syrup, it needs to vomit.

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  17. Sheena

    that has to be a wallet in his sock..boxers don’t have pockets and i don’t see his purse

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  18. YUCK

    Shouldn’t he be wearing the Mr. Yuck sticker shorts?

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  19. Jessica

    That’s no ankle monitor, it’s his wallet. They really need to start making boxers with pockets….

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  20. Suzy Creamcheese

    Undercover security for Walmart.

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  21. OMG

    Let’s hope the smiley face doesn’t need mouth to mouth.

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  22. mcgillatron

    I think maybe he was going for the trailer trash version of Hunter S. Thompson

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  23. Fluzzy

    wow walmart endorses his crotch!

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  24. Missy

    What was this Guy thinkin? Smiles face down below,must be a hot or lazy day

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  25. I really hope he’s wearing tighty whiteys under there!

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  26. DenaG

    I’m thinkin it’s his wallet since he has no pockets to carry it in.

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  27. Zombie Lady

    Am I so behind the times and out of touch? When did it become hip to forget your trousers?

    Besides, Joe Boxer boxers and Dragonfly brand shirts don’t exactly go together.

    But…at least he’s covered (sort of). Eh?

    Those might be cigarettes in his sock.

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  28. rudeomatic

    No fashion scense. His shirt should not be tucked in.

    Needs to lose the shoes and socks for a pair of $1 flip floops, but then were does he put is wallet?

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  29. Mike W.

    At least it’s not made out of a welcome mat….

    “I forgot my bathing suit, too, but I improvised!”

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  30. D.D.

    Hey “RUDEOMATIC” he could always wear toe socks.

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  31. Donna

    What is K-Mart’s Joe Boxer doing over at Wallyworld???

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  32. Molly

    Out in public in his underwear + dark shades + ankle monitor = one creepy dude!

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  33. April

    More like “Joe vs the smiley” – Am I the only one that thinks that guy looks like a young Tom Hanks?

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  34. Brandon

    oh cool (sarcasm), a hipster gathered all the cliches from this site and staged a shot of them in the style of a Bigfoot sighting. Keepin it real?

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  35. Molly

    Out in his underwear + dark shades + ankle monitor = one creepy dude!

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  36. kpkurtis

    Thats probably a pack of cigs or his wallet in his sock seeing that he has no pockets… and no pants.

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  37. HarleyGurl

    This is a first.. I’ve seen them in PJ’s, but never in BOXERS! And is his shirt TUCKED IN to them? WOW!

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  38. Todd's Lady

    The reason he has to wear a smile ON his shorts is that there’s probably nothing to smile about IN his shorts lol

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  39. Iamdisturbed2005

    Looks like a Nascar fan to me……

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  40. QueenKong

    Fascinating…especially since Joe Boxer is a Kmart brand! I guess it’s a little conflict of interest, eh?

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  41. Kelly7

    Hey, at least the shorts (?) match the skull on his wild shirt! I’m guessing he’s toting his smokes in his sock…

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  42. Anita Scrub

    I don’t think anyone has mentioned his filthy knees…maybe he was out there trying to make some cash to buy some pants (which was an obvious fail).

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  43. mcstroud

    no no no no no.. this can’t be for reals…

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  44. sam walnuts

    It looks like he is wearing an ankle monitor. I wonder how many cartons of cigarettes they traded him for in jail.

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  45. BuBBa Joe

    There’s a party in my pants, and you’re all invited!

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  46. ROBJB

    I see Paris, I see France, I see this dudes underpants!

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  47. bluebird

    out in his underwear + dark shades + ankle monitor + one creepy dude!

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  48. Are you just happy to see me or is that a smiley face on your crotch?

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  49. looks like walmart now sells mens lingerie

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  50. You know, its the blacks socks that really set off that ensemble…

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  51. Jorje

    Carrying a pack of smokes in the black socks… classy!

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  52. Ciara

    Oh man is he sexy, too bad I dont live closer, hes got me licking my lips like Joe Boxer, hahaha, not

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  53. Susie

    New at WalMart: The Pedophile line of clothing! You got your basic black socks to hide your ankle monitor and, of course, you don’t need pants! Get all those little kids to come right up to you by wearing cutsey underwear with cartoons on them!

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  54. blondeness

    SCRUMPTIOUS!

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  55. dumbfounded

    I am curious to know if he’s wearing underwear under his “shorts”…

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  56. katlane

    OMG the placement of that tongue on those shorts/underwear is almost obscence. shame on you sir!!

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  57. this guy is off the chain, he reminds me of that guy off of king of the hill, with the sun glasses, and i seriously think that tucked into his sock is a pack of marlboro light 100′s, id be willing to put money on that.

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  58. Repeaterknee

    I got these boxers on “RollBack”… no, really!

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  59. Maybe if he was wearing pants he wouldnt have to put his wallet of cell phone in his socks.

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  60. Buster

    His basket is empty * coughs *

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  61. Bartleby

    Are those skulls on his shirt? What’s with this guy…everyone knows skulls and smiley faces clash.

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  62. Bullz

    the sock is hiding a secrete….shhhhh…I’m not suppose to leave my house

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  63. martini girl

    Chester the molester knows, when parole only gives you 90 minutes away from house arrest for shopping, go to Super Wallyworld. You can get all your groceries, toiletries, and possibly an unattended child in under an hour. Yet some parents still let their kids wander….

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  64. Lloyd

    He looks like a digruntled ex-security guard who came back wearing a shoe bomb…is this Walmart still standing? Does this mean they will ramp up security at Walmart also?…Are we going to have to remove our shoes at a front door security check point…? before being allowed to enter.

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  65. John

    @ Todd’s Lady

    “The reason he has to wear a smile ON his shorts is that there’s probably nothing to smile about IN his shorts lol”

    OMG!!! You missed your calling! Forget ‘Receptionist’ you’ve got “B!tch On Wheels: The Sit-Down Comedienne” written ALL-OVER you. Kinda like a ‘goyische’ answer to ‘Sarah Silverman’ (read: classier)!

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  66. MJD

    looks like a POWM wannabee… staged… he looks to proud to be wearing this bizarre get-up

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  67. B.S. Detector

    Once again, I’m calling this a fake. Another attention-getter. He’s taking a little part of past pics.

    FAKE!!

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  68. Monica

    This is the Village People’s downtime diguise. You wouldn’t BELIEVE how much attention he gets when he’s in full “Construction Worker” gear.
    Time to browse and find the perfect outfit for a night out at The Blue Oyster!

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  69. Todd's Lady

    John

    OMG!!! You missed your calling! Forget ‘Receptionist’ you’ve got “B!tch On Wheels: The Sit-Down Comedienne” written ALL-OVER you. Kinda like a ‘goyische’ answer to ‘Sarah Silverman’ (read: classier)!

    I LEARNED FROM THE BEST LOL

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  70. Ronnie

    The sad thing is that I used to work for The Devil. You do get some stupid people coming in and you ask yourself, “Honey, who the HELL dressed you?”

    I wanted to ask this fat woman if her mumu was a tent for the circus.

    But on this picture, ummm….DUDE, I don’t want your crouch sticking a tongue at me….that’s just wrong!

    And Wal-Mart can’t use the smiley anymore, so it’s not their logo. Big lawsuit.

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  71. samiam

    Dude, wash those sneakers, sheesh!

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  72. JC

    Quagmire fo sho! Gigdidy, giggidy!

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  73. ColonelBoston

    “Can someone please direct me to the candy aisle? Let’s go, my van is running . . .”

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  74. ColonelBoston

    Also, everyone who think it’s an ankle monitor, it’s not, it’s his wallet . . . c’mon, boxers don’t have pockets.

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  75. Murb

    Staged for the show.

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  76. Deven

    Casual Fridays just got a little too casual.

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  77. Buster

    By the looks of things the happy face is licking it’s chops because he just ate his penis……

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  78. Jeffrey Stube

    Are you sure this isn’t in Texas? Because that guy looks like Dale Gribble to me.. if some sort of government mind-control experiment caused him to leave the house without putting his pants on. YYYYup.

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  79. Alexandria

    1) That shirt SOOOO matches what he’s wearing. Come on, FLAMES, really?
    2) He has an ANKLE BRACELET.
    3) What’s sad is my grandpa has those same boxers. I can never look at them the same again.
    4) He needs some new shoes.
    5) At least he has a cross necklace.

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  80. trish

    I think it’s his walet in his sock. I mean, where else is he gonna put it?

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  81. Jamby's Boyfriend

    DIS IZ REELEE HOT. EYE LUV DA BOXIRS. REEMIMBER DA SEXEE PIC FRUM YISTIRDAYE WIT DA SEXEE HOEBAG END EYE SED EYE CUMMED EN MYE BOXIRS? DEESE WIR DA BOXIRS EYE CUMMED EN – DA WUNS WITH DA SMILEE FASE. JAMBY WUZ RITE THAIR WACHIN MEE AZ EYE CUMMED EN DEM. HEE WUZ ANGREE AT FURST BEECUZ HEE SED EYE WUZ CHEETIN ON HEEM WIT DA HOEBAG. EYE TEL HEEM DAT EYE WUZ HORNEE END JIST NEEDID TWO BUST A NUT. HEE LEFT DA HOSE END STIL IZ NOT BAK. EYE DUNT NO WUT TWO DOO. PEAS GIV MEE SUM ADVISE. TANKS – JB

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  82. Eric

    He tucked in his shirt because he was there for a job interview.

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  83. Feklar

    The black socks are probably carrying his wallet since, let’s see, undewear doesn’t normally come with pockets. 100% Jackass. And the happy face matches up so well with the flaming skull shirt.

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  84. Moons in Leo

    Unfortunately ankle monitors can’t detect if you’re leaving the house without your pants.

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  85. Bullz

    Jambys Boyfriend types worse blackaneese than he does – gees, I need a damn translater and a bottle of Patrone just to get through 1 sentence..

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  86. Kandi

    W-O-W! I’m just so grossed out! Did someone say they were coming with the Phenergan injection soon???????

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  87. breweryboy

    Is that your tougue or are you just glad to see me?

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  88. jojo

    Are you happy to see me, or is that a big tongue on your drawers…

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  89. lotay

    So, once I got past the awesome combination of a flame shirt and k-mart underwear, I wondered is that a pack of cigarettes in his sock or is he being monitored?

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  90. jojo

    Brewery….didn’t mean to copy you, that was the first thing that came to my mind!!

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  91. Ted

    I feel like a kid again”.

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  92. ang

    My 10 year old has the ssame shirt…… gross

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  93. Ted

    Meanwhile back at home. “Mommy Mommy I can’t find my special shorts”.

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  94. jojo

    Marching….
    Left, Left, Left ,Right, Left

    My shirt is flaming,
    My basket is light,
    A tongue on my left thigh, my junk on the right…

    Left, Left, Left ,Right, Left

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  95. Ted

    Whenever I see that logo I can’t help but thinking “I’m only smiling on the outside”.

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  96. JDUFF

    Back from the dead and working on his new book “Fear and Loathing in Colorado Walmart”, Hunter S. Thompson is continuing his research. His attire proves that psychedelic drugs still have an affect those who have risen from the grave.

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  97. wait1day

    UNDERwear, people… UNDERwear!!!

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  98. Lauri

    What’s up with his knee? Is that dirt or a bruise? What has he been up to…. o.O

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  99. UNDERWEAR, not OVER HERE

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  100. bobobo

    this guy needs a choke chain so someone can jerk his ass back to reality

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  101. Amanda

    Yummmy!
    (insert eye roll here)

    Although I agree with other posters this does look a bit staged (i.e. the sunglasses and hat hiding his identity) – Definitely PoWM material.

    And I don’t think that its an ankle monitor… the man has no pockets… probably his wallet and ciggie’s. You would think no pockets would be a good indicator to him that he is wearing underwear and not shorts.

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  102. Ted

    No need to wait till you get to the pool before you start swimming.

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  103. mellowlandings

    There’s a joke about “falling prices” in there somewhere…

    I’ll let you guys figure it out.

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  104. ALRIGHT. MY FAVORITE 70′S PORN STAR IS IN TOWN…..

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  105. mark

    hey kid do you want to earn a merit badge?

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  106. Politically Incorrect

    Lip-lickin’ good

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  107. LewEsther

    I’d imagine if his gait was just right he could make that tongue look like it’s licking it lips….

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  108. cookie

    That’s not an ankle monitor, that’s his wallet! He has no pockets!

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  109. Pook

    come on folk, that is not his wallet in his sock. His wallet has big guady chain on it

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  110. Princess`

    Black socks is the new camo for hiding ankle monitors.

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  111. Princess`

    I wouldn’t be licking my chops i’d would be hurling my lunch. Like serveral have said UNDERwear. That means you Don’t see it. Some people dont get that.

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  112. James

    At least he put SOMETHING on… He could have just left his house wearing nothing..

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  113. Colonel Lingus

    You guys are just jealous. This guy probably gets so much ass, he can’t be BOTHERED with pants…

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  114. riverbrat

    CAUTION: HIGH VOLTAGE

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  115. Kaspa

    Is it me or is that Tom Hanks? Maybe he is doing research for a Wal-Mart Super Hero movie.

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  116. Hal

    Are you that glad to see me, or is that your cell phone in your sock????

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  117. Laura

    OH MY! If I saw him at Walmart I would just start laughing,I would burst.

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  118. theperfectweld

    In comparison to what he wears in private this might just be normal to him.

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  119. I suffer from womans suffrage

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  120. grayboymomma

    reminds me of the song”I touch myself”
    He is picking up stuff for his mommy being a good boy!

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  121. B Hutch

    Guys, Guys, He just knew he going to be on candid camera and made sure he smiled the whole time he was in Wally World :)

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  122. Kittyhead

    Please, please tell me he’s just taking his Halloween costume for a test drive!!!

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  123. Fordf150

    look close just underneath the collar, it looks like He’s got some Bling !! This guy is now my Hero !!

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  124. Ok ok… but what I really want to know.. is if he’s wearing briefs under his
    Joe’s!!! And if he isn’t… does that mean he’s going commando,ish?

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  125. smartass

    THAT IS JAMBYS PIMP! He is heated too, jamby was supposed to be working it on the corner of the building but instead he picked up big john and they are out in the back of his van.

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  126. Scarlett_156

    O.o Just when I think I’ve seen it all…

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  127. Melissa Farmer

    If he’d put pants on he wouldn’t have had to pack his cigarettes in his black socks.

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  128. KP

    He’s at Walmart because his parole conditions mandate he not be allowed in Toys R Us or within 200 yards of a school.

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  129. MJ

    What’s with the shirt tucked in to the boxers?

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  130. kimmyk

    WHERE ARE THEY NOW: Isn’t that the COP from the Village People YMCA video?

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  131. Chelsea

    That is so a ankle monitoring device, holy shit.

    I haven’t been home for 3 years, this is what i’m missing? no thanks.

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  132. Twistin3

    PLEASE please please don’t let that smiley roll anything back!

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  133. DH Slammer

    Thank god the tongue is part of the design and not something else.

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  134. Foxinabox

    HARDGAY! :D

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  135. Amanda

    At least he did not give the smiley a nose.

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  136. glen

    You can all talk all the shit you want. I bet this guy gets more ass then any one of you posting here. Seriously. Look at him; he’s obviously a super stud with a little black book jam-packed with all the honey’s numbers. Can you pull off black socks and smiley face boxers as awesome-ly as this man? I think not!

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  137. Cookie

    Nothing like some perv’s crotch licking itself at you…((clutching children closer))

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  138. Dark socks with sneakers- ha ha ha ha ha ha!

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  139. Time for Swat to come to walmart again to pick up the serial killers, looks like its filling up.

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  140. Meghan

    I love a man who is secure enough to say “The hell with pants, I’m wearing silky boxer shorts with a tongue licking my thigh to Walmart”… Now he just needs a fanny pack to hold his wallet and keys and we have a real class act here.. where are his wallet and keys?

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  141. Jen

    The shirt compliments the boxers nicely….especially since it’s tucked in so nicely…lol.

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  142. Jo

    That’s not the Walmart smiley, it’s the KMart Joe Boxer guy. He’s in the wrong store…

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  143. Gary

    He has no pockets it might be his wallet.. does he realize what he was on..The Hat, glasses and socks top it off

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  144. THIS cannot be real. I think this is a set-up. He even has a wallet or cigarettes in his sock….I mean the one around his ankle. I SAY FAKER!!

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  145. Sunny

    cuz im freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
    free ballin’!

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  146. Charleyinthebox

    He looks like a reject from The Village People.

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  147. samantha

    Looks like Obama undercover to me.

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  148. tate

    pretty sure thats a house arrest anklet.
    lol

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  149. Sean

    gawd his tip is almost dangling out from his shorts!sick!me sick for noticing!lmao

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  150. Da Green Stang

    Oh baybeee! Let met at him!

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  151. Meliss

    The ankle monitor is because he’s a sex offender on probation.
    The boxers are because it is the easiest way to expose himself.
    The shades are for making it harder to identify him in the line up at the police station.
    The ugly ass shirt, hat, and shoes are because he has no style.

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  152. NO Joke

    and he’s on house arrest!!

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  153. Leah

    I think that is his wallet in his sock. I doubt those sexy boxers have pockets.

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  154. Texas

    I’m almost more intrigued with what he plans to put in that basket.
    Obviously put on his boxers for a quick run to pick up something….Gawd knows what.

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  155. Steveo

    I think he is rocking the pack o smokes on the ankle…………..

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  156. MD

    Haywood J called them Walmartians hahahahahahhahahaha

    That dude looks like his dick is going to fall out of his shorts. Go buy some clothes!

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    October 17th, 2009

  157. clara

    There should be a category for ankle monitors.

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    October 17th, 2009

  158. Turd

    Pretty sure that is a pack of cigarettes in his socks. Guess its what you have to do when you only wear a damn pair of boxers to wal-mart. Wonder where he puts his money and his car keys?

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    October 17th, 2009

  159. chickychickytata

    is that a pack of smokes in his sock ?

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    October 17th, 2009

  160. dickhurtz

    I wonder what is on the back—–A BULLSEYE????????

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    October 17th, 2009

  161. Liana

    The skulls on his shirt, the smily face undies, and the peep hole…I’m feeling a theme here, it’s all about the “heads”!! Love the black socks, white sneaks to boot!!

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    October 17th, 2009

  162. Nancy

    So, maybe this is why my Wal-Mart stopped giving out smiley face stickers recently.

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    October 17th, 2009

  163. vegas363

    What’s that in his sock? His pride, maybe???

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    October 17th, 2009

  164. Heather N

    Anyone notice the suspicious box around his ankle? Maybe he is on house arrest for exposing himself.

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    October 17th, 2009

  165. wbug

    Obviously Lloyd’s ten-year-old thrift store new balance shoes were not speedy enough to evade the cops in pursuit (hence the ankle device)

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    October 17th, 2009

  166. Clem

    A carny out trying to pollute some poor unsuspecting town’s gene pool. Don’t do it, ladies, just don’t do it!

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    October 18th, 2009

  167. Unidos

    This is why you don’t do meth

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    October 18th, 2009

  168. ziggy

    Is that his ankle monitor for home arrest on his right?

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    October 18th, 2009

  169. dick hurtz

    Probobly magnum condoms in his socks and is looking for KY.

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    October 18th, 2009

  170. mike

    left sock: one of two things: an ankle bracelet because he had a sweet run in with the fashion police, or hes got a pack of cigs.

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    October 18th, 2009

  171. Michelle

    Is that smiley face Pinocchio, lol?

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    October 18th, 2009

  172. Cid

    Gotta love Joeboxer brand boxers… he loves em too much! FYI pants go on over those.

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    October 18th, 2009

  173. Andrea

    He kind’ve looks like Tom Hanks… squint and you’ll see it… and aren’t those shorts technically boxers???

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    October 18th, 2009

  174. Kate

    i’m thinking what’s in his sock is either a cell, a pack of cigarettes, or a house arrest anklet that’s just not doing its job at all.

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    October 19th, 2009

  175. Kath

    Wtf? My brother has that shirt and he’s 10… haha

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    October 19th, 2009

  176. Jessica

    OMG! He’s wearing underwear & they let him in there?

    You know why there is no nose right?

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    October 19th, 2009

  177. jamie

    If he would puts some pants on over his undies, he could put whatever it is in his sock. . . IN HIS POCKET!!!!!!

    I am amazed at how many men (older, looking like they might actually have a job during the daytime) go shopping at Walmart cross dressed. Wearing normal clothes with heals, wearing ballerina clothes, etc. etc.

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    October 19th, 2009

  178. teenameena

    OK. Really?
    Does he understand that this is UNDERWEAR???
    WTF, you ignoramous.
    Even the hang tag on those things says JOE BOXER UNDERWEAR.
    Damn.

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    October 19th, 2009

  179. Kurt

    It’s his wallet in his sock, yo. Joe Boxers do not have pockets.

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    October 19th, 2009

  180. Kurt

    He’s got his wallet in his sock, yo. Joe Boxers do not have pockets.

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    October 19th, 2009

  181. Suzn

    I’m thinking that’s a Po-Po locator on his ankle. Maybe that’s why he’s walking so DAMN fast…gotta get back to the snake -n- grits befur the polices ketch up with him.

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    October 19th, 2009

  182. kyrris

    *turns around and yells at boyfriend* “hey babe your wearing your smiley face boxers wrong your not soppose to wear them under your clothes see this guys knows how your soppose to wear them”

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    October 20th, 2009

  183. S

    Am I the only one who wouldn’t mind catching this man in his underwear? Delicious.

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    October 20th, 2009

  184. Wow

    OK this guy just seriously got away with wearing his underwear in public. Those are definitely boxers. My husband has a pair.

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    October 20th, 2009

  185. Emily

    Is that Tom Hanks??

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    October 20th, 2009

  186. Gabby

    Is that Tom Hanks? Seriously.

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    October 20th, 2009

  187. I’m getting mixed signals from this guy. Skulls on the shirt say stay away. Smiley face shorts say come closer. Wait, maybe I got that back ass wards.

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    October 21st, 2009

  188. I had pants on before I came in i just figured my boxers matched my shirt better!

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    October 21st, 2009

  189. Lee

    He does kinda look like Tom Hanks – if you forget about the smiley shorts and the ankle monitoring device.

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    October 21st, 2009

  190. The Goon

    Hank Hill says “DAMNIT DALE, PUT ON SOME GOT-DANG PANTS!”

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    October 21st, 2009

  191. My Eyes, My eyes!!! They’re burnin. Please put some pants on. If you were buff and had a six pack, well maybe it would be acceptable to wear your underwear in public, but 1) you aint all that and 2) when did the guy from the village people think it was cool to let all the gay people in the world know what “goodies” he got up at his house?

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    October 21st, 2009

  192. Kera

    ok did anyone notice his dirty ass shoes??..n that is soo his smokes in his sock……and why are they so high?..this guy is priceless..

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    October 21st, 2009

  193. if this guy dosnt scream Y.M.C.A…..i dont know what does!! just lookin at him makes me want to jump up and start singing and dancin…you know you do too!

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    October 22nd, 2009

  194. Suzy8track

    I hope that this guy is buying some pants!

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    October 22nd, 2009

  195. Amanda

    I have seen those “shorts” before at the store — they’re really boxers!!
    My guess is that he’s storing his wallet in his sock, assuming it’s not a tracking bracelet…
    Probably a pedophile, just waiting to accidentally flash some kid in the toy section.

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    October 22nd, 2009

  196. Phylfly

    Finger lickin’ good……..

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    October 23rd, 2009

  197. ahzmort

    Isn’t that the smiley face from the Nick Kids stuff that plays between shows like Blues Clues & Dora the Explorer??

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    October 23rd, 2009

  198. Rosalie

    Even Homer Simpson wouldn’t appear dressed like that in public.

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    October 23rd, 2009

  199. Rosalie

    @ Lotay

    Chances are that he’s being monitored. lol

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    October 23rd, 2009

  200. funkymunky

    those are just boxers, not shorts. that’s pretty close to indecent exposure

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    October 23rd, 2009

  201. Lilly

    Why wear pants when your underwear make you smile?

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    October 24th, 2009

  202. Greg

    Ah yes, nothing says subtle like this guy – and I mean nothing.

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    October 24th, 2009

  203. Cricket

    That’s an anklet bracelet- he probably got it the last time he was so “indecently exposed”

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    October 25th, 2009

  204. Chuck

    Wow, if he wasn’t dead Id swear that was Hunter S Thompson on another drug binge.

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    October 26th, 2009

  205. Luckymom4

    It’s just plain creepy when people pull all of the attention to their nether regions. Like the guy with the underwear who wears the see-through bike shorts. You know they’re thinking “made you look”!

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    October 26th, 2009

  206. He’s actually Walmart’s assistant manager at this facility. He’s advertising a price rollback.

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    October 26th, 2009

  207. amy

    Im glad im not the only one that noticed the tracking device!!!1 anyone wanna guess his crime…maybe something about licking..lmao

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    October 27th, 2009

  208. jessica

    hmmm i bet he’s gotta keep his wallet in his sock since he is wearing his boxers in public!

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    October 28th, 2009

  209. Christina

    He actually looks like Obama in the face.

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    October 29th, 2009

  210. joe

    Hey….That’s my Halloween costume!! Well, half of it anyways! LOL

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    October 30th, 2009

  211. z

    at least he has good taste in shoes.

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    October 31st, 2009

  212. z

    at least he’s sportin’ some, comfortable shoes.

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    October 31st, 2009

  213. James

    Is that his cigs in his sock, or is he trying to hide his sex offender ankle bracelet?!

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    November 1st, 2009

  214. ShipHiInTransit

    I love that he took the time to tuck the shirt in to his “shorts?”

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    November 2nd, 2009

  215. Rochelle

    that looks like tom hanks, no lie…

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    November 2nd, 2009

  216. Taylor

    Patriotic Wal-Mart pride, in Wal-Mart. This is showing how he supports where he shops so strongly, he wanted matching pom-poms.

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    November 3rd, 2009

  217. Dawn

    Ha I have those they are JOE boxers you get them from Kmart!

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    November 3rd, 2009

  218. Cristi

    He looks like Forrest Gump, sorta.

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    November 3rd, 2009

  219. jeff

    hunter s. thompson is alive , on house arrest, shoping at walmart in kmart boxers
    “When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. “

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    November 5th, 2009

  220. larry1

    hunter s. thompson lives!

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    November 8th, 2009

  221. Jana

    Pretty sure that’s his wallet in his sock… where else is he going to keep it?? OH maybe in this new easy access pocket in front sweeeet.

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    November 14th, 2009

  222. Brandon in MS

    So this is what Jim Dangle wears on the weekend?

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    November 16th, 2009

  223. wtf

    thats not an ankle bracelet….those are his smokes cause his shorts have no pockets

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    November 19th, 2009

  224. Realdragon

    Hey, it’s Hunter Thompson! He’s still alive!

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    November 22nd, 2009

  225. melissa

    He’s advertising in and for the wrong store. He should be in K-mart.

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    September 22nd, 2011

  226. haha just because lmfao did the whole “im sexy and i know it” video in joe boxer boxers does NOT give you any rights to hahah but i think its his cigarrettes because its a square box with pointed corners not rounded and last time i checked wallets dont have pointed sides

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    February 7th, 2012

  227. iPoopToMuch

    Is this Brighton Colorado???

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    March 12th, 2012

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