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Looks like the offspring of Prince and Storm.

I believe fro the shape and dress of this person its a drag queen! I am almost willing to bet on that!!

Prince must be SO jealous about now…

Comment WIN!

thats wrong on so many levels

Can those pants get anymore louder? And what is that around her neck. I also noticed she’s in the accessories department. That’s the last thing she needs. Yikes.

I don’t know which to be more scared of, her hair that looks as though it is a bunch of snakes or the dead animal that is around her neck.

IT’S A RUNAWAY SOLID GOLD DANCER!!

Purple rain, purple rain…….

Later that night after a lovely lobster & wine dinner at the local Red Lobster, ShiLeena’s boyfriend made the discovery no hetero man ever wants to make . . .

That thing around her neck may be alive. Not sure.

I’d say its Medusa…

David Caradine’s purple pants looked better

It appears a sparrow hawk has mistaken her wig for it’s nest and landed on her back…………..again…

Blonde Tina Turner

I think she’s looking for the herpes medication aisle

holy lord! does she know how many muppets had to die to make that thing around her neck….oh and those pants, that must be the extra undersiding from her trailer!

I didn’t realize they allowed drag queens in Missouri….did she cross state lines?

Cruella DeVille, Cruella DeVille… If she doesn’t scare you, then no one else will…

If she starts singing PokerFace, Im going to get a lawn chair from Home and Garden and enjoying the free concert!

The Disco queen is still alive!!!

now were is a purple people eater when ya need one ?

“Just one more shiny trinket and the outfit will be purrfect!”

S/he’s really working the Little-Bo-Peep wig!

She was all over that GoodWill when she heard Prince gutted his closets!

are you sure its a SHE???

Oh man, its lady gaga.

At least this person is fully clothed and weighs less than 300 pounds!

“Well I saw the thing shoppin’ on Walmart Aisle 5
it had 2 long stilettos , the thing on her head looked alive
I commenced to staring and I said “OOH -EEE”
It looks like a purple people eater to me !!!”

thats a drag queen

It’s the Prince and Donnie Osmond love child…

Yeah, baby, now THAT’s workin’ them shiny tights.
Being that this is PoWM, it’s probably not a long shot to guess this is a Guy.

Can you imagine the tricks and treats that will show up on this website around halloween? Looks like the creatures are already coming out and can’t wait to get posted.

Never mind the purple outfit – what animal had to die to provide her with that stoll? Never seen that type of pelt before.

two words: DRAG QUEEN

wow just fricken wow

? Could be Dolly Parton’s Sister????

Wow, I just got a dynasty flashback. Wow how very 80s!!

chick with a dick

When this one graduated from the status of “MILF”…

to that of a “GILF”….

“G” as in either:

A) Grandma
B) Guy

Personally I can’t figure it out which actually applies.

Looks like it is wearing a wig that was rejected by Dolly Parton.

She was a creepy purple people e ater…..

Storm lives on a budget- her last film did not do as well as expected.

So THAT’S what Jan from TBN does in her free time! Gotta love the “Jack it to Jesus” hair!

C’mon boys, ya know ya want some….

I’d Hit IT!

I HATE when people kill purple cows…where is PETA???

wig $5
fake fur $6
purple passion zoot suit $29
Black spiked pumps $32
shopping at Walmart…. PRICELESS

is that Hedwig? AWESOME.

This was probably taken at the Branson, MO Walmart and she works at the Presleys’ Country Jubilee Show. Nobody would be caught outside of Branson (in MO) with this outfit unless they were a hooker. But in Branson this is perfectly acceptable.

Man, super heroes have really gone downhill…….Purple Hawk Lady is no match for Wonder Woman !

Purple Poverty Porn Princess

Power: Tastelessness.

This is what happens when Mayor McCheese has a child with Grimace!

right now if your very quiet and you listen very closely, you can hear a California Rasin saying “In the name of all that is good and holy! MAKE IT STOP!”

I believe her ‘plaid pimp’ was in yesterday’s postings…..I bet when they stand side by side that is really hard on the eyes!

what the hell!

RuPaul is really lettin’ himself go…

I am 90% certain that this is my Walmart , and if it is this is JiffyPop a local dragqueen.

OH!…So thats the one eyed purple people eaters mother??

she is obviously the lead Ho for the Purple Pimp!!

Jan Crouch shops in Missouri?

Gumby’s wife?

I can not confirm or deny it is a woman

shoooooooooooooooot i gotz 2 find meh some earrings 2 go wif this outfit, sug!

Im just wonderin is it even a SHE????

COOL! I didn’t know Lady Gaga shopped at walmart! Now I know where she gets all those outfits from!

Hey, SAMIAM, why in the hell did you have pants like that?? Why would anyone have pants like that???

Honestly, my first thought was ‘holy crap, Goldust went purple!’.

Very much looks like a dragqueen.

It looks like a poodle and a raccoon fornicating on a purple bed.

Obviously a supervillians day off.

Now I know where Lady GaGa gets her accessories

@ Todd’s Lady
‘John

” At one point, I was sure my wife was gonna kick her a$$. lol”

I would’ve paid money to have seen that lol’

Even when she was terminally ill, Jan was one TOUGH lady!!!

I wonder what ever happened to “big hair and spandex” PsychoNurse, anyway. We could’ve hooked her up with your crazy ex. lol

PurplyDragQueenThingy has created a ‘storm’ of controversy by revealing that, despite the efforts of the other X-men to stop her, her taste for cheap WalTFMart jewellery remains unhinged. Much to Xavier’s distaste, PurplyDragQueenThingy has vowed to return to the X-Men headquarters and sport her chea new look. Will Wolverine approve? Will she be tossed out for her rebellious acts? Stay tuned for the next WalTFMart episode….

wig check, purple galaxy costume check, animal scarf check, weird looking high heels, end reslut wtf

Meth… it’s a hell of a drug.

I always thought that Storm looked ugly in those colors in Marvel vs. Capcom 2.

Look! It’s Jem!

Look they found lady gaga at walmart

IS THAT DOLLY!?

It was the Wal-Mart in Festus. The woman was at least 112, and evidently shops there often, always in something this stunning.

Is this Lady Gaga in her 70s

Oh my…I had no idea that Prince and Cruelly DeVille had a child together!

Judy Jetson 50 years later and living in Missouri.

maybe it’s lady gaga.

maybe it’s Halloween…

Ah, so this is where Lady Gaga finds all her clothes.

I’d tap that ass…as long as she keeps the wig on.