I can neither confirm nor deny that she is Storm from X-Men.
217 Comments | In: Celebrity Look-A-Likes, Missouri, Walmart Fashion tags: marvel comics, super heroes.
October 16th, 2009
or is it hannah montana!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Looks like the offspring of Prince and Storm.
I believe fro the shape and dress of this person its a drag queen! I am almost willing to bet on that!!
LOL, wtf??! haha weirdo
Prince must be SO jealous about now…
of course “it” is looking at jewelry… Duh
How appropriate is it that she? is in the accessory isle?
thats wrong on so many levels
she was on one of those maury guess if its male or female shows wasnt she???
Can those pants get anymore louder? And what is that around her neck. I also noticed she’s in the accessories department. That’s the last thing she needs. Yikes.
If Barney were a guy a in drag . . .
I don’t know which to be more scared of, her hair that looks as though it is a bunch of snakes or the dead animal that is around her neck.
i was gonna say dolly parton!
IT’S A RUNAWAY SOLID GOLD DANCER!!
What poor animal has she killed to wear as a collar?
Purple rain, purple rain…….
The next Batman villain: Mrs. Joker.
Later that night after a lovely lobster & wine dinner at the local Red Lobster, ShiLeena’s boyfriend made the discovery no hetero man ever wants to make . . .
Alright…Prince has gone far enough!
That thing around her neck may be alive. Not sure.
Purptroid, didn’t I tell you to stay in the space ship. I got the pretzels lets go
I’d say its Medusa…
I love the fact that she is looking at accessories…because her outfit just won’t do by itself.
David Caradine’s purple pants looked better
I think it’s Grimace’s (the shake monster from McDonalds) wife or maybe mistress? On second thought, love child maybe? :O
It appears a sparrow hawk has mistaken her wig for it’s nest and landed on her back…………..again…
Elvis has entered the building, oh wait he wore blue suede shoes, my bad…
Blonde Tina Turner
Really, do you need jewelry to make a statement with that outfit ma’am (errm… sir?)
I think she’s looking for the herpes medication aisle
This is what it looks like, when doves cry…..
holy lord! does she know how many muppets had to die to make that thing around her neck….oh and those pants, that must be the extra undersiding from her trailer!
Imagine how she dresses when she goes on a date.
I didn’t realize they allowed drag queens in Missouri….did she cross state lines?
PS… If Prince and Storm had a lovechild, would we call it “Purple Rain”?. Yes, yes I think we would.
Cruella DeVille, Cruella DeVille… If she doesn’t scare you, then no one else will…
I hope she chooses the jewelry carefully………..matching jewelry with disco pants, a winged Dartanian top, and a George Washington wig can be Very tricky……
MIB IN TX
If she starts singing PokerFace, Im going to get a lawn chair from Home and Garden and enjoying the free concert!
Ahem…the artist formerly know as Strom.
The Disco queen is still alive!!!
Oh come on…it’s just Kim from Atlanta housewives!
now were is a purple people eater when ya need one ?
Shocked and awed
Breakfast at Denny’s.
“Just one more shiny trinket and the outfit will be purrfect!”
Granny won big at Bingo..decided to splurge the money on a dead animal feather scarf thing…some hot purple pants with matching top…a new curly doo…and some swanky high heels…now to load her arms with fake gold bracelets. Yup, living the high life at Walmart
S/he’s really working the Little-Bo-Peep wig!
I know, the Minnesota Vikings are starting a new “adult” cheerleader squad and she was coming back from a tryout and had to stop at Wal-Mart.
Her hair looks like one of my mom’s now deceased Persian cats.
She was all over that GoodWill when she heard Prince gutted his closets!
my my poker face, my poker face……
are you sure its a SHE???
Doves are definitely crying somewhere right now
Oh man, its lady gaga.
i want to put my lotion in her basket
At least this person is fully clothed and weighs less than 300 pounds!
It’s Cruella DeVille!
“Well I saw the thing shoppin’ on Walmart Aisle 5
it had 2 long stilettos , the thing on her head looked alive
I commenced to staring and I said “OOH -EEE”
It looks like a purple people eater to me !!!”
It’s Barney’s grandma!
In a more attractive purple, of course. And not as large.
thats a drag queen
dude looks like a lady.
It’s the Prince and Donnie Osmond love child…
rocky mountain goat
Yeah, baby, now THAT’s workin’ them shiny tights.
Being that this is PoWM, it’s probably not a long shot to guess this is a Guy.
Can you imagine the tricks and treats that will show up on this website around halloween? Looks like the creatures are already coming out and can’t wait to get posted.
I’m willing to bet that is either a man or a 60 year old woman.
Mmmm Cougar meat.
Just “ewww”ed myself.
Never mind the purple outfit – what animal had to die to provide her with that stoll? Never seen that type of pelt before.
My name says it all
two words: DRAG QUEEN
I can neither confirm nor deny that she is really a he.
wow just fricken wow
I wonder is she’s gonna do a rollback on her hooker prices
? Could be Dolly Parton’s Sister????
It’s Dolly Parton! And god bless her little heart, she’s on crack….
Wow, I just got a dynasty flashback. Wow how very 80s!!
oooo $5.00 sunglasses! I’m headin’ right over! Hey they got a purple spill on isle 14 – hope that sh!ts cleaned up before I get there…..
chick with a dick
a two at ten and a ten at two
When this one graduated from the status of “MILF”…
to that of a “GILF”….
“G” as in either:
Personally I can’t figure it out which actually applies.
Add the third option and it becomes clearer…
Looks like it is wearing a wig that was rejected by Dolly Parton.
I’m not sure Storm would be seen like that outfit or in Walmart….
She was a creepy purple people e ater…..
she trying to pull off the lady gaga look??
Storm lives on a budget- her last film did not do as well as expected.
I totally donated those pants to Goodwill last week!!!!
So THAT’S what Jan from TBN does in her free time! Gotta love the “Jack it to Jesus” hair!
C’mon boys, ya know ya want some….
Looks like McDonald’s Grimace’s sex change operation went well.
I’d Hit IT!
A truly divine specemin!
I HATE when people kill purple cows…where is PETA???
Anybody up for a round of The Crying Game?
fake fur $6
purple passion zoot suit $29
Black spiked pumps $32
shopping at Walmart…. PRICELESS
..say something nice .. okay.. at least most everything is covered up..’cept for the moose knuckle I’m pretty sure will be evident from the front. But otherwise, she’s decent. There’s been much worse on here lately.
is that Hedwig? AWESOME.
Sometimes I just feel sorry for these people.
This was probably taken at the Branson, MO Walmart and she works at the Presleys’ Country Jubilee Show. Nobody would be caught outside of Branson (in MO) with this outfit unless they were a hooker. But in Branson this is perfectly acceptable.
Im guessing she just got out of church. Alot of people go all out for that you know
Man, super heroes have really gone downhill…….Purple Hawk Lady is no match for Wonder Woman !
Can you either confirm or deny that it’s actually a woman?
Horky the living Spoodge
Purple Poverty Porn Princess
It’s Tammy Fay Baker in ” Heaven ” !!
This is what happens when Mayor McCheese has a child with Grimace!
Cruella Deville’s cousin.
right now if your very quiet and you listen very closely, you can hear a California Rasin saying “In the name of all that is good and holy! MAKE IT STOP!”
Lotta hoes and pimps hanging out in Wally world!
I believe her ‘plaid pimp’ was in yesterday’s postings…..I bet when they stand side by side that is really hard on the eyes!
Should’ve known Prince’s Grandma shops at Walmart…
what the hell!
Well, let’s take a deep breath – that is oviously a wig on his/her head. And it is October. Someone got lost on the way to the costume contest is all.
RuPaul is really lettin’ himself go…
I am seriously about to go postal on Spandex Manufacturers……
It’ ain’t fittin, it just ain’t fittin
I am 90% certain that this is my Walmart , and if it is this is JiffyPop a local dragqueen.
well whatever “IT” is I love that purple color
OH!…So thats the one eyed purple people eaters mother??
Holy crap! Lady Gaga does shop at Walmart!
she is obviously the lead Ho for the Purple Pimp!!
At least he/she is trying to accessorize.
Jan Crouch shops in Missouri?
Alzhimers can be a terrible thing.
OMG that’s just FRIGHTENING!!!
The worst part is that one of my exes wore the “big bottle-blonde hair and spandex” look circa 1993 … but at least she didn’t do PURPLE spandex. Even worse, she gained close to 200 pounds over the next 5 years, refused to give up wearing “too tight” clothes, and got violent when I told her that the skin-tight outfits weren’t flattering. Worst of all, she went “stalker” on me when I left in ’98 (and I got married shortly after that) and didn’t quit calling me until 2004. At one point, I was sure my wife was gonna kick her a$$. lol
If one of these “big hair and spandex” creatures ever hits on you … RUN LIKE HELL!!!
I can not confirm or deny it is a woman
” At one point, I was sure my wife was gonna kick her a$$. lol”
I would’ve paid money to have seen that lol
shoooooooooooooooot i gotz 2 find meh some earrings 2 go wif this outfit, sug!
Concerned Citizen of Reality
Hey.. she’s from the show me state. Be happy she didn’t try to “show” us much of anything!
Im just wonderin is it even a SHE????
Oh and its pronounced “mauv-uh-lus”!
COOL! I didn’t know Lady Gaga shopped at walmart! Now I know where she gets all those outfits from!
Hey, SAMIAM, why in the hell did you have pants like that?? Why would anyone have pants like that???
I think she needs some cheap accessories to make that outfit POP!
Honestly, my first thought was ‘holy crap, Goldust went purple!’.
Very much looks like a dragqueen.
OMG! Barney threw up on Dolly Parton!
It looks like a poodle and a raccoon fornicating on a purple bed.
Where Are They Now?: RuPaul
Obviously a supervillians day off.
October 17th, 2009
cruela d’evil !!!
Now I know where Lady GaGa gets her accessories
oh I thought it was Lady Gaga
@ Todd’s Lady
I would’ve paid money to have seen that lol’
Even when she was terminally ill, Jan was one TOUGH lady!!!
I wonder what ever happened to “big hair and spandex” PsychoNurse, anyway. We could’ve hooked her up with your crazy ex. lol
If she was from Baltimore, we’d call her a hon.
Previously on WalTFMart...
PurplyDragQueenThingy has created a ‘storm’ of controversy by revealing that, despite the efforts of the other X-men to stop her, her taste for cheap WalTFMart jewellery remains unhinged. Much to Xavier’s distaste, PurplyDragQueenThingy has vowed to return to the X-Men headquarters and sport her chea new look. Will Wolverine approve? Will she be tossed out for her rebellious acts? Stay tuned for the next WalTFMart episode….
Lady Gaga? Is that you?
wig check, purple galaxy costume check, animal scarf check, weird looking high heels, end reslut wtf
oh look…we found the mother of the chick with the “Come F**K me boots”!! nice to see that both mother and daughter shop at walmart!
Meth… it’s a hell of a drug.
I’m pretty certain this is the Walmart in Maplewood…just close enough to Tower Grove (aka Drag Queen/King Central) to make it convenient for accessorizing. Oh, how I love St. Louis…
I always thought that Storm looked ugly in those colors in Marvel vs. Capcom 2.
It’s like a hybrid of Cruella de Vil and Little Richard…
Look! It’s Jem!
…she’s just killin’ time, waitin’ for Flannel Pimp Daddy
Look they found lady gaga at walmart
If it is, she has really let herself go!
IS THAT DOLLY!?
It was the Wal-Mart in Festus. The woman was at least 112, and evidently shops there often, always in something this stunning.
October 18th, 2009
But, baby!!! You were going to show me your surprise!!!
Is this Lady Gaga in her 70s
I’m about 99% sure this is from the Wal-mart in my town. He’s a drag queen. He wears stuff like that around all the time and wears these big heels that make him like seven feet tall and huge wigs. Seen him in Wal-mart a few times before.
Oh my…I had no idea that Prince and Cruelly DeVille had a child together!
Oops, I meant CRUELLA DeVille.
Judy Jetson 50 years later and living in Missouri.
Is that thng realated to Barney I wonder?
maybe it’s lady gaga.
ThunderDomes newest Auntie wanted to bring a little more color to a drab world…..
maybe it’s Halloween…
Ah, so this is where Lady Gaga finds all her clothes.
Nahh, can’t be Storm. She’s got better fashion sense.
Looks more like a Zsa-Zsa Gabor wannabe.
October 19th, 2009
I’d tap that ass…as long as she keeps the wig on.
My first thought was “Lady Gaga!”. I’m not really sure why.
i work at sbux and she is a regular LOL
OMG, Is that an original George Washington powered wig? I’ve been looking for one since 1776.
Is this Jan Crouch from TBN? I could swear its her!
Prince impregnated Storm? Who knew?
OMG! ITS LADY GA GA AT WALMART!!!!!
MIB IN TX best comment!
omg, are you serious? go home and change before you embarrass yourself in public…
All right, everybody, the show has begun! Now everyone sing along…
WE AIN’T GONNA TAKE IT! NO, WE AIN’T GONNA TAKE IT!
WE AIN’T GONNA TAKE IT, ANYMOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRE!
At least he/she is a normal weight – I can just see some of the other Wal-creatures trying to squeeze into purple pleather leggings…
October 20th, 2009
Lady GaGa at Wal-Mart? Wheres Perez Hilton haha
Oh my gosh! That is Jan Crouch from TBN!!!
Why was lady gaga shopping in walmart ?
Actually, the rumor around here is that she used to be a show girl…and she is actually one of the most interesting people i think i’ve met.
M A C
Maybe she should hook up with the Flannel Pimp. They’d make quite the duo!
October 21st, 2009
Make sure and keep your Dalmatian puppies away from her. Momma needs a new coat.
LADY GAGGA SHPS AT WA;MART????
October 22nd, 2009
I thought it was Dolly Parton for a minute!!
I think I saw her ‘fur’ on the side of the highway yesterday…poor thumper
Notice she is in the jewelry aisle, because the outfit will not be complete without some bling! She will just blend into the wall without jewelry!
October 23rd, 2009
I would have swear that this picture was taken on Halloween Day.
I’m not sh*tting you but I believe that is actually the pink-haired lady from Trinity Broadcast Network! I have seen her in person in Tennessee and that is exactly how she dresses. Sad thing is that people actually believe that she is divinely inspired! By what? I have no idea!
October 24th, 2009
Hmm, I afraid if it turned around she may be a he.
I have seen this woman head on and she is about 78 yrs old, no joke, but last time I saw her she was in animal print head to toe, but hair was the same, I don’t think it moves.
Halloween dun come early, bitches! LOL
October 25th, 2009
I was thinking more like part of the cast from ABBA got loose.
October 27th, 2009
I know that this woman isn’t a drag queen…a queen would be better dressed!
October 30th, 2009
Damn these anime cosplayers in my Wal-Mart!
November 3rd, 2009
looks like something lady gaga would wear!
Cruella Daville, if she doesnt scare ya, no evil thing will….
That’s funny, I immediately thought of Black Cat from Spider-Man.
November 4th, 2009
it’s lady gaga.
November 6th, 2009
can u say trailer lady gaga?
November 9th, 2009
lady gaga gone dumber!!
November 12th, 2009
my first reacion was, “holy crap its lady gaga”
November 16th, 2009
This lady frequents the WalMart where I live. Every time she is there, this is the kind of stuff she wears. I wish you could see her face! She is like 80! This is the 3rd picture of her on here, including mine!
September 30th, 2010
That same lady is on there alot!!!
March 3rd, 2011
isn’t this the same lady with the leopard gear? has to be the same. . . there can’t be two of them. So glad MO has way more pics than KS. A small win but .we’ll take it
March 29th, 2011
i am disturbed that she is shopping in the jewelery section just saying
May 28th, 2011
“It” is a woman, I have seen and talked to HER at walmarts in my area. She makes all of her own clothes, she is on this site atleast 4 times lol. She is a very nice lady. I think it makes her unique, I mean seriously for being hand made you would not guess it.
December 9th, 2011
That old broad is the same old broad in a lot of the Missouri pics. She has to be an ex-stripper still trying to live her glory days.
August 20th, 2012