Off Their Rockers



Is this what happened to all the ladies from the Girls Gone Wild videos? Remember VHS porn? Hilarious. Hell, I just read Fred Willard was arrested for masturbating in an adult theater. Are you kidding me?!?! Those things still exist? That is fantastic. It’s Boogie Nights all over again!…Wow did I get off track there! Anyway, your ass is chalky white and gross, go cover up.

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  1. sinister

    One on the right ain’t half bad. I would not mind giving that butt an all night pounding.

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    July 23rd, 2012

  2. Jen

    Side effects of the humidity.

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    July 23rd, 2012

  3. Max

    You are so racist. You use the term “chalky white and gross” but you wouldn’t dare use the term ” pitch black and gross”. But other than that your half ass funny sometimes.

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    July 23rd, 2012

  4. 1/32ndNative

    The creature on the left almost seems proud of being an uneducated heathen. The one on the right may have looked decent 30 pounds ago and just doesnt realize how big she’s gotten.

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    July 23rd, 2012

  5. Not Me

    If I’m ever in Ohio, I’m never going to Walmart.

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    July 23rd, 2012

  6. mawbell in Texas

    The B***H on the left is showing us PEOPLE OF WALMART IS # 1

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    July 23rd, 2012

  7. m

    On the right, PLEASE GO BUY SOME PANTS! You are not hot! :-(

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    July 24th, 2012

  8. jayDubIII

    To the babe on the left. Take one finger and shove it up your ass, then take the other one and suck on it. And then play switchy changy for the next hour or two.

    As for the babe on the right. That look with a great ass would work. It doesn’t work for your white trash dumb ass.

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    July 24th, 2012

  9. The Last Universalist

    The woman who forgot her pants actually looks good. She’s just underdressed.

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    July 24th, 2012

  10. signguy

    Let me guess… they both hate Bush.

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    July 24th, 2012

  11. eyesapoppin

    Huh, I found your dialogue more confusing that the pictures. The woman on the left is doing what any self-respecting woman would do to a stranger wanting to take her picture on a hot day in a WM parking lot — you go girl! As for the other person, are we sure that’s a woman?

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    July 24th, 2012

  12. Melanisia

    My question is: What is the point of going to an adult theater if a guy can’t take it out and whack it?

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    July 24th, 2012

  13. CanuckLulu

    2 things?
    1. Does the old bag on the left have a pair of underwear on her head? And what a terrific impression she must make on the grandkids. “Run for your lives, kids, granny’s here!”
    2. Why o why, do women who may, and I use that word cautiously, have been reasonably ok in their youth still think it is okay to dress like a 17 year old when they have one themselves? And ladies with class don’t have their panties shoved up their ass!
    That’s all.

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    July 24th, 2012

  14. Ted C

    ah yes, such class.

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    July 24th, 2012

  15. Philip

    What is on her leg its not a tattoo

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    July 24th, 2012

  16. CG

    Grandmas going wild!

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    July 24th, 2012

  17. PsychoKlown

    The cow on the left looks like my Aunt Betty.

    But I know it can’t be her because Aunt Betty died seven years ago.8

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    July 24th, 2012

  18. nathan

    The man/woman on the right: is that a leg tattoo or just varicose veins?

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    July 25th, 2012

  19. lj_68

    “Anyway, your ass is chalky white”

    On white women? They’re supposed to be you twit. Read the statistics on melanoma recently? Maybe you’ve been hanging out in Walmart so long that whatever education you do have is seeping out your ears?

    Had this person been tanning their ass, it’d be wrinkly, gross and covered in cancerous lesions and look about 10 years older than it actually is. Oh, yummy.

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    July 25th, 2012

  20. lj_68

    @signguy

    Has to do with what exactly? When you feel the need to pull politics into POW, you’re pretty damn desperate. Why don’t you go find a nice news site and vent.

    Idiot.

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    July 25th, 2012

  21. cindy

    why was the one on the right allowed in the door other than maybe it dropped trou when in the store that grosses me out

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    July 25th, 2012

  22. alita

    Nothing wrong with fair skin. Actually find it quite beautiful. But gf needs to get into shape

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    July 25th, 2012

  23. CG

    nathan – I looks like a tattoo to me.

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    July 25th, 2012

  24. Mortimer

    I’d like to lick the thighs and buttcheeks of the one on the right

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    July 26th, 2012

  25. redhead

    I can guarantee you every guy I’ve ever met has thought of all kinds of dirty things they’d do if they could get their hands on my “chalky white” ass. I’m a hot, athletic, creamy complexioned, fair skinned redheaded nerd with a tight body and curves in all the right places. Nobody has ever complained about my pink pert tiny nipples or my juicy white ass. Even when I’m kicking their ass on COD in my underwear. xoxo bitches

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    July 26th, 2012

  26. signguy

    @LJ_68… Don’t make me love you.

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    July 26th, 2012

  27. energizer

    @redhead

    I’m thinkin’ about that right now

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    July 26th, 2012

  28. Mortimer

    redhead, if I was butt naked and you kicked my ass all over the room I would still have a boner the whole time.

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    July 26th, 2012

  29. Gross Out

    There is no tolerance for POLITICALLY CORRECT COMMENTS here.
    If it stinks, it’s “poop”.
    If it’s ugly…it’s F’butugly

    And if it’s chalky-white and gross…it’s wandering around WalMart with no teeth and a mullet.

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    July 28th, 2012

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