Pffft, who needs the Olympics in London? Here in Murrica our summer games are the Beer Olympics and this guy is the Michael Phelps of rockin’ out!
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Somebody please tell me that I’m looking at a Cartoon Character…
July 31st, 2012
I thought jock straps were supposed to be worn underneath the uniform…
Six pack abs my ass. That dude has a half keg and that little piddling pack of beer will be gone in one piss and three good farts!!
At least he doesn’t look like he is 9 month pregnant
Must be that store doesn’t have a NO SHIRT policy.
Is that Pabst?? Well….if so what exactly did you expect?
The night Wolverine went over the edge.
New meaning to balls in a bag.
He’s competing in the “Beer Fart” competition.
As if the barechested onesie wasn’t badass enough, he double rocked it by adding the external banana hammock!
someone broke into David lee Roth’s
Milwaukee best ice……that’s why he’s dressed like that!
Staged or what?
This is what happens when all those backyard wrestlers get older, they think they can go around in their unitards, dressed as their wrastlen’ character, and people will think they’re cool…
maybe the orange”underwear?” serve as a warning of some sort
RAGBRAI!!!!! Has to be
August 1st, 2012
Dude’s channelling Mark Spitz from the 1972 Olympics with the Speedo. Funny though, how it mirrors the caution triangle on the floor.
This was taken last week during RAGBRAI, the 500 mile bicycle ride across Iowa that draws over 12,000 participants from all over. There are all sorts of teams with rude names and costumes and during the week, zanyness, beer and hard riding rules. There was some team where all the members wore panties or thongs outside their bike shorts. I would not be surprised to find that this fellow was a bank president somewhere. A female team had all members wearing tu-tu’s. We rode in well over 100 degrees and at 85 miles per day.
Hey, biker,biker,biker! Hope you had a good time. And lots of pie. And free water. And defibrillators along the way. And did you do the Karras loop??
He won’t wear a shirt because he thinks everyone want to see all that, but if he had one it would say “no fat chicks”. He is absolutely clueless.
Poor Michael! His swimsuits look much better than that. Looks like the guy in the pic is a 1973-era Elton John wannabe. Oh, and the RAGBRAI comments are so appropriate. They put this former Iowan on the floor with laughter.
No blue ribbon for Mr. Pabst…
Actually, it was from RAGBRAI which took place in Iowa. People dress like that on purpose.
I don’t want to see that much of this guy, even if he doesn’t have a beer gut down to his knees.
August 2nd, 2012
And nobody died on the ride in the 100 degree heat, yay!! I’d like to see some Olympians try that trip. Maybe the men’s water polo team in their Speedos. OMG
I rode RAGBRAI with that guy last year. The story I heard on the outfit this year was that the crotch in the singlet ripped open, so the orange thong was added.
August 6th, 2012
He rode with our group at Ragbrai. Prolly one of the funniest guys I’ve ever met. This picture kills me!
ive seen this guy before. he’s 6’6″ and weighs 280 pounds. they call him predator.
August 9th, 2012
hey this was during ragbri in anamosa. my arm is in this pick and another cashier justin is in that background. he came through my line i couldn’t even talk to him. as soon as he walked away i started laughing sooo hard my face turned purple. he was so hairy n was fat lol.
August 22nd, 2012