In My Mouth!



It looks like these two young ladies set us up for a nice little game of what I’d like to call “Hide The Sausage”. Basically, your job is to finish the phrase “Give me a boner _______.” or “I had his wiener ________.” in the comments below. Go!

Massachusetts & Ohio

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In My Mouth!, 4.8 out of 10 based on 193 ratings

35 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. saundra

    I had his weiner, but his brother’s was meaner!!!

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    August 1st, 2012

  2. Corey Hapgood

    “give me a boner…or give me a chocolate sundae” !

    ” I had his weiner …at the food tent at the county fair…everyone watched me eat it “

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    August 1st, 2012

  3. Michael

    “I had his weiner”, IN MY BUNS.

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    August 1st, 2012

  4. Andy

    I had this wiener…. that tasted just like your potato salad

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    August 1st, 2012

  5. Kevin Lee Smith

    I had his weiner….with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

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    August 1st, 2012

  6. AJ

    On a piece of bread.

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    August 1st, 2012

  7. RoseOSharon

    Give me a boner and I’ll feed it to my dogger.
    I had his wiener and I cooked it!

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    August 1st, 2012

  8. Laura

    Give me a boner…cause I sure as hell wont be giving you one

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    August 1st, 2012

  9. Chris Weir

    I had his weiner IN A HOT DOG BUN.

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    August 1st, 2012

  10. Newsitian

    1…. for the first time
    2…. and I broke it

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    August 1st, 2012

  11. Dee Kieft

    Give me a boner if you can find the hole in all this plaid-I have flour

    I had his weiner and don’t really remember-I was drunk

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    August 1st, 2012

  12. Craig Beckerman

    if a woman has a boner- something went wrong!

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    August 1st, 2012

  13. Joe Rowe

    “Give me a boner or give me A.I.D.S..” “I had his wiener after my sister did.”

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    August 1st, 2012

  14. SylviesMommy

    “I had his wiener…and I still have the blue dress to prove it!”

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    August 1st, 2012

  15. angela

    I had his weiner it made me meaner. Give me a boner and it will be your loaner

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    August 1st, 2012

  16. Chrissy

    Cause my man gave his to another
    for dinner!

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    August 1st, 2012

  17. Rock it

    Give me a boner shower.
    I had his wiener in my taco salad

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    August 1st, 2012

  18. Jen

    Give me a boner…….I’ll be waiting in the blue pickup truck in the Wal-mart parking lot.

    I had his wiener……..and all I got was this lousy t-shirt from Anthony Wiener.

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    August 1st, 2012

  19. Kevin

    Give me a boner or give me death!

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    August 1st, 2012

  20. Jason

    Give me a boner or leave me aloner

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    August 1st, 2012

  21. Jeremy

    “I had his wiener but it smelled like sauerkraut”

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    August 1st, 2012

  22. Ted C

    Our society is doomed. We’re sinking deeper and deeper.

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    August 1st, 2012

  23. dede

    I had a Weiner, but the guy resigned from his job in Congress…

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    August 1st, 2012

  24. walboy

    I wonder what the little red hair GUY on the right was thinking when HE said “I had HIS weiner”
    This is SUCH a set up for SEVERAL GAY jokes, “like the little red hair GUY”
    on the right was stating.
    OH SHIT who cares?
    Since we can no longer make fun of the SEXUALLY DIFFERENT, individuals, even if they make us PUKE.
    I guess PEOPLEOFWALMART has seen better days, like when WE, the AMERICUNT People could ACTUALLY state, what WE felt was WAY out of line!
    But of corse, WE the people, DONT MEAN JACK SHIT!

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    August 1st, 2012

  25. brooke

    Give me a boner and ill be your sperm donor. I had his weiner and it made me meaner

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    August 1st, 2012

  26. Wicked angel

    Give me a boner…I BROKE MINE!!!!!!!!

    I had his weiner, and i put it in my bun!

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    August 1st, 2012

  27. John Boner

    Anthony Weiner: “Oops, I pulled a BONER.
    So, as for me, Give Me Liberty or Give Me Head!”

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    August 1st, 2012

  28. alita

    Give me a boner, I’m a sperm donor!!!

    I had his weiner. Next!

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    August 2nd, 2012

  29. alita

    Lol, I didn’t see the one before me! But it’s a different meaning anyway :P

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    August 2nd, 2012

  30. Clark Kent

    Niether of those women will get mine.

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    August 2nd, 2012

  31. John

    …sandwich.

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    August 2nd, 2012

  32. Nonymahoney

    Give me a boner: Please?
    I had his wiener : and a bridge in Brooklyn to sell

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    August 2nd, 2012

  33. Cynthia

    Like a boss

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    August 4th, 2012

  34. Aussie George

    Give me a boner. I’ll be swimming at the shallow end of the gene pool; where the waters are warm and nobody understands why. Maybe too many weiners being emptied down at the shallow end.

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    August 10th, 2012

  35. marsug

    Give me a boner…. Where the buffalo roam

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    August 20th, 2012

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