WWIB: Let’s 69



It wouldn’t be a launch party of our new book People of Walmart: Of the People, By the People, For the People without my favorite game Who Wears It Better: Skeezer Tat Edition. So my people, which lady would you prefer to get an STD from?

Florida & Pennsylvania

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  1. Holly

    Are you retarded? The girl on the left is clearly a cancer… you know, her astrological sign? Also, she’s quite likely an attractive girl. Don’t be a prick.

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    August 1st, 2012

  2. Wulf

    You mean there is actually a question here? Florida, all the way!

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    August 1st, 2012

  3. Chris P.

    Have to agree…PA all the way…

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    August 1st, 2012

  4. Rebecca

    The astrological symbol should be stacked on top of eachother, not left and right…. So yea, she’s a tool.

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    August 1st, 2012

  5. Jennifer

    Pisces,not cancer. ^_^

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    August 1st, 2012

  6. L

    Now you’re just being rude. STD’s really? Because they have tattoos? Seriously. Are you just grasping at straws now.

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    August 1st, 2012

  7. Hollister Love

    I agree with HOLLY… although its obvious to the perverted eye, that looks like the symbolic 69…. when it truthfully is the CANCER Symbol! SMH 0_o

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    August 1st, 2012

  8. dijital101

    Yeah, she’s a cancer alright. ; )

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    August 1st, 2012

  9. jessica

    florida, i actually think i know her,lol, the other 1 got to much muffin top, but she can see you from behind,lmao

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    August 1st, 2012

  10. Robert

    Wouldn’t want to be stared at while doing the back door boogie, so Florida of course, looks better from the back anyway.

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    August 1st, 2012

  11. Matthew

    I wish I could rate Holly’s comment bc it’s exactly what I was going to say

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    August 1st, 2012

  12. Susie

    @Holly. Yes. Clearly she’s a cancer AND a stupid skeezer skank for having it tatted on sideways so it reads as “69″.

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  13. Ryan

    Definitely the symbol for Cancer, but its in the wrong direction… she still wins in my “who would rather”.

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  14. Kevin

    Maybe she isn’t a cancer Holly. Maybe she’s just a skeezy slut. And your “quite likely attractive ” could easily look like she was smacked in the face with a shovel.

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  15. somonezmom

    @Jennifer

    no it’s actually Cancer…Google the images

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  16. Stevo

    To be fair, the lady on the left has a tattoo of the astrological symbol for the sign Cancer. Not saying she’s a good girl either, though.

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  17. Matt

    Actually, all previous posts border on completely retarded. The female on the left (the attractive one from Flow-Rid-Uh…) is NOT a Cancer, she’s a GEMINI. I am a Gemini–and that is the sign. Much like there are “two sides to every story” there are two sides to every Gemini…But we are AMAZING PEOPLE. The woman on the right, on the other hand, has clearly grown out of her “doll clothes.”

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    August 1st, 2012

  18. Jeff

    Tatoos do = STD’s, it’s a known scientific fact.

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    August 1st, 2012

  19. Holly

    Are you dumb, Matt? That is NOT the symbol for Gemini.

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    August 1st, 2012

  20. enokij

    You sure Matt? You might want to double check your facts before calling people “retarded”. The gemini symbol looks like a roman numeral 2, the girl on the left has a sideways cancer symbol. Google it.

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  21. Abby

    Matt….. someone lied to you. the sign of gemini is the roman numeral for 2. the “69″ is definitely for cancer.

    google it.

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  22. Paul

    While the woman from Florida looks to be trying to signify ’69′ rather than ‘Cancer’, I think I would lean that way. Provided the STD could be cured with a shot or some pills.

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  23. Big D

    Regardless of any dumb arguments, if one had to choose, the choice is obvious.

    Left.

    Just bring the antibiotics.

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  24. Jen

    “Look my muffin-top in the eyes when you talk to me!”

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  25. Amanda

    how bout we all stop throwing the word”retarded “around.come on ppl.beef up yr vocabulary..

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    August 1st, 2012

  26. BB

    LMAO @ Matt! Google “Gemini” and “Cancer” see what comes up for the symbols. Go ahead, I’ll wait…

    Now, who’s post borders retarded? Dee dee dee!

    (I did Google the zodiac signs and the ones who are saying it’s Cancer are correct. The woman’s tattoo is positioned vertically when the sign is actually horizontally. Or, for people like Matt, hers is done up-and-down when the sign is actually side-to-side. LMAO!!!!)

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  27. dayana1124

    CANCER SIGN!!!!!! IDIOT

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  28. Margie

    Ummm, I don’t think it is the tattooes that scream white trash or STD so much as the fact that the girl on the right’s muffin top is hanging out and the one on the left is dressed like a hooker. Yep, real attractive ladies, both. And probably upstanding members of the Junior League too. I do think the one one the left’s tattoo is the cancer astrological sign though. Just not very well done.

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  29. Rosie

    It is the cancer horoscope sign; however, it should be one on top the other not side by side: ♋ She may have had it done that way to resemble “69.” Who knows what she was thinking.

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  30. MetZ

    Just like a gimini to talk for the sake of talking to tell everyone how great they are.

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  31. Yep

    L brings up a point. People with tattoos complaining about being singled-out by this site. Don’t you know, those people are born with tattoos and have no choice in how they look. So stop being prejudiced against them!

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  32. teeko

    If the one on the right could see from behind why didn’t she consult a mirror to see how horrible that looked?

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  33. Philip

    I’m going with Florida here. She has a better ass…

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  34. Christine

    Wow Matt, I’m a Gemini and my son is Cancer (astrological signs) and we both have our respective signs tattoo’d on us and he’s looks like the 69 and mine looks like roman numerals for 2. You really should fact check b/c now it is YOU who looks like an idiot.

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  35. Lee

    maybe the FL gal has a not quite completed yin yang symbol

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  36. Aisha Abrastraza

    I don’t see anything wrong with the girl on the left…?

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  37. toonces the drving cat

    3-WAY!!!

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  38. Jen

    “Look my muffin top in the eyes when you’re talking to me!”

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  39. merrick

    Just what makes you idiots think I want an STD from EITHER one of them? I’ll just pass on both. How’s that?

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  40. CG

    Something isn’t quite right with the chick on the right. It isn’t the tattoo that isn’t right. Looks like home girl was in a rush to get dressed and missed a belt loop on them jeans just to go to Wal-mart.

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  41. eyesapoppin

    First of all: Jeff — you’re an a-hole for your ignorant comment about tattoos. Do you think that about men with tattoos also? Secondly, am I the only one who thinks the “girl” on the right is actually a guy?

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    August 2nd, 2012

  42. larz

    Florida all the way

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  43. Three3

    What, Left has a tattoo? I didn’t notice. Too busy looking at her lovely non-Walmartian figure. How did she ever get past the “You must weigh this much” sign at the door?

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  44. Virginia White

    Nothing wrong with the chic on left???

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  45. Darryl

    It’s looking at me. . .

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  46. Bonnie

    If she was a true Cancer it would have been tattooed correctly. So I would not want to get an STD from her

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  47. Jennyfer

    yeah it is the cancer symbol but it should be 69 sideways… i am a cancer and have a tattoo similar to that exept it is sideways

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  48. Shawna

    So im guessing since you think she has an S.T.D. you dont like 69? I guess everyone that likes the playboy bunny symbol has an S.T.D. to right? Just sayin

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    December 24th, 2012

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