October 18th, 2009
Half Baked
Those shorts could not get any tighter or shorter. I can see his sperm count dropping. I do have to give props to the guy for being able to kinda match that shirt with those shorts and the bandanna.
Louisiana
Half Baked,
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hopefully hes buying some food.
October 18th, 2009
Hey – if you’ve got such great legs, you’ve got to flaunt them!
October 18th, 2009
I don’t think this guy is worried about his ability to impregnate women. That would require sleeping with them.
October 18th, 2009
What?! Those are hella cool!!!!
LOL
October 18th, 2009
Nice legs! For a WOMAN!!!!
Those shorts so do not match that shirt…
October 18th, 2009
Some outfits in life should be reserved for:
1. little kids learning to pick out their own oufits
2. really really old folks who want to wear bright colors before they die
October 18th, 2009
Peace, man; peace!
October 18th, 2009
“Hey buddy,”,,”that your legs or you riding a chicken”?????
October 18th, 2009
looks like freddies nightmares gone wild
October 18th, 2009
Complete with swim cap and goggles on his head. Ok. So that’s a SWIMSUIT he’s wearing. Show some modesty and wear a trash bag skirt to Walmart!
October 18th, 2009
Wow, either that guy has an eating disorder or he just walked out of Auschwitz.
October 18th, 2009
It’s a blessing for the entire world that his sperm count is dropping. Would you really want that reproduced?
October 18th, 2009
Who like’s short shorts? Evidently Joe’s Crab Shack.
October 18th, 2009
Lets at least be grateful its not cottage cheese!
October 18th, 2009
may peace be with you
October 18th, 2009
Sexy.
October 18th, 2009
A skinny person at Walmart? What is this non-sense?
October 18th, 2009
THUPERTHYCHEDELIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 18th, 2009
Do people not understand how to use mirrors anymore?
October 18th, 2009
Are we sure it’s a man? Wish we could see his/her foot attire!
October 18th, 2009
Roger Daultery? Hey, Roger what gives man? “We lived the life with Keith Moon. It was all Spinal Tap magnified a thousand times”.
October 18th, 2009
Ah, how sweet! My first psychedelic white trash experience. Live Strong W.T. Lance Armstrong..
October 18th, 2009
Look its rainbow bright – grown up and a man. Atleast he is thin had he been 300 lbs wearing that would have been really bad.
October 18th, 2009
Lance Armstrong/Pirate/Peacefull
October 18th, 2009
Queer Eye for the Hippie Guy
October 18th, 2009
He looks like he has cancer or some serious disease (HIV?)
October 18th, 2009
Jerry Garcia and Jane Fonda had a baby… in the tanning bed.
October 18th, 2009
Could this be the driver of the VW BUS-BUS from yesterday?
October 18th, 2009
Hell, I can just plain see his sperm.
October 18th, 2009
oh gawd i luv the shirt..gimme gimme gimme that shirt
October 18th, 2009
It’s Spicoli! All he needs are some tasty waves, cool buds and he’s fine!
October 18th, 2009
Think a rainbow flag done threw up on him…
October 18th, 2009
Walk like a man.. feel like a women?
October 18th, 2009
He’s got legs…….he knows how use them!
October 18th, 2009
You’ve got problems if your thighs are the same size as your calves.
October 18th, 2009
Naw, it’s Louisiana; he’s buying stink-bait, toilet plunger and KY.
October 18th, 2009
As if he needs those sperm for anything other than show.
October 18th, 2009
If he farts, those shorts will hold the air in better than a balloon.
October 18th, 2009
Seriously, I don’t see what is even so bad about this. It seems pretty obvious he is a biker, the muscular legs and biking shorts really tip that off. Really, he could just be buying an energy bar or something.
My area is biker-friendly and we have people walking around like this all the time. Not a big deal at all.
October 18th, 2009
The way he stands there, he is wearing high heels and nail polish too.
October 18th, 2009
Jeez, what is wrong with the people who go to Walmart, you don’t see this anywhere else?
October 18th, 2009
who wears short shorts?? tie dye guy wears short shorts
October 18th, 2009
Maybe he is still on his way home from Woodstock
October 18th, 2009
What a long strange trip it’s been
October 18th, 2009
I’d like to know what the man in line behind him is thinking !
October 18th, 2009
LOL
October 18th, 2009
Hey look! Matthew McConaughey finally put a shirt on!
October 18th, 2009
just one of LSU’s finest
October 18th, 2009
He’s cool, thin, at Wal-Mart….oh wait a minute….must be an acid flashback!!
October 18th, 2009
MACHO MACHO MAN I WANT TO BE YOUR MACHO MAN
October 18th, 2009
Sperm count doesn’t matter when you’re backdooring it!
October 18th, 2009
I’ve seen those shorts in a sports store. They are for long distance bicycle racers. That would explain why he is so thin. But, it doesn’t explain the choice of shirt. Clean & lean at Wallyworld! Is the apocolypse near?
October 18th, 2009
Sorry to repost. It looks like the hurrricane guy on the weather channel. Is Louisianna about to be hit?
October 18th, 2009
I think he just got off that hippie bus in the last pic
October 18th, 2009
this looks photo shopped
October 18th, 2009
Call me crazy, but i bet this wasn’t gods demeanor
October 18th, 2009
That is your classic homosexual Walmart shopper.
October 18th, 2009
Ben and Jerry’s new Rainbow Sherbert Popsicle with dual sticks !
October 18th, 2009
Why oh why is Walmart the most powerful short shorts magnet in the universe?
Ungortunately I am too damn slim (6′-3″ / 170 lbs), and no matter what I do nothing ever changes that. It a curse, like being fat, only in reverse. Its not pretty being me and not I only do I know it, I embrace this fact and respect my fellow citizens. I wouldn’t dare leave my home exposed as such.
October 18th, 2009
oh kay,, now either this poor guy is gay,, or is a metro sexual and doesnt know he is gay,,, and i DO like the color coordination,, looks hot.
October 18th, 2009
After hours of careful study and selection, swimming within the fish tanks in the Pet Department at Walmart, Jacques Cousteau finally settles on a Beta fish and is on his way to home to welcome it to his aquarium grave…
October 18th, 2009
He’s built like a cyclist but I’m not so sure those are cycling shorts. Too short! The chafing would be unbelievable. But he might be into that.
October 18th, 2009
Bike shorts, eh? OK, I believe it. But I’ve been to some beaches where shorts like that are frowned upon.
October 18th, 2009
I don’t care what someone’s sexual orientation happens to be, but I don’t think anyone should leave the house looking as if Rainbow Brite puked all over them.
October 18th, 2009
DAD????? i told him not to leave the house after he has done mushrooms!!! dammit!
October 18th, 2009
Matthew McConaughey!
October 18th, 2009
He’s soo GAY!!
October 18th, 2009
There is a “Gay Pride Parade” somewhere missing their “Fabulous Grand Marshall”! Two Snaps up in a Cirlce, Girls!
October 18th, 2009
Half Baked, and half dressed….nice shorts man. lol.
October 18th, 2009
Oh, Sister……
October 18th, 2009
That orange skin reminds me of an overgrown Oompa Loompa…
October 18th, 2009
I mean, he does have some really nice legs. Can’t blame him too much.
October 18th, 2009
Sabby, Sabby, Sabby – those are NOT bike shorts. *I’m* a cyclist, and wear some pretty ghey-looking stuff when I’m on my bike, but I have NEVER seen short in tie-die. Ever.
And those are NOT cyclist legs.
October 18th, 2009
nasty anorexic bitch
October 18th, 2009
That is a Joes Crab Shack shirt. I know this because I have one.
What an odd combination …….
love it.
October 18th, 2009
dude!
October 18th, 2009
Drugs are bad because if you do drugs you’re a hippie–and hippies suck.
October 18th, 2009
Dad!?
October 18th, 2009
I don’t really see how any of that matches. Putting three radioactive pieces together doesn’t make it coordinate. Three wrongs don’t make a right; they make one really scrunny wrong, unless you want to look like a walking lite-bright.
October 18th, 2009
BA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA X 8 MILLION! Sweeeeet!!
October 18th, 2009
That’s just a coon ass just off the shrimpboat.
October 18th, 2009
Wow! This guy could make even the most burnt out hippie say dude like that is too much ok.
October 18th, 2009
Teenage dreams in a teenage circus
Running around like a clown on purpose
Who gives a damn about the family you come from?
No giving up when you’re young and you want some
Running around again
Running for running
Waking up
In the midday sun
What’s to live for?
You could see what I’ve done
Staring at emotion
In the light of day
I was running
From the things that you’d say
We are not what you think we are
We are golden, we are golden.
We are not what you think we are
We are golden, we are golden.
Teenage dreams in a teenage circus
Running around like a clown on purpose
Who gives a damn about the family you come from?
No giving up when you’re young and you want some
Running around again
Running for running
Running around again
Running for running
I was a boy
At an open door
Why you staring
Do you still think that you know?
Looking for treasure
In the things that you threw
Like a magpie
I live for glitter, not you
We are not what you think we are
We are golden, we are golden.
We are not what you think we are
We are golden, we are golden.
Teenage dreams in a teenage circus
Running around like a clown on purpose
Who gives a damn about the family you come from
No giving up when you’re young and you want some
Now I’m sitting alone
I’m finally looking around
Left here on my own
I’m gonna hurt myself
Maybe losing my mind
I’m still wondering why
Had to let the world let it bleed dry
We are not what you think we are
We are not what you think we are
We are not what you think we are
We are golden, we are golden
Teenage dreams in a teenage circus
Running around like a clown on purpose
Who gives a damn about the family you come from
No giving up when you’re young and you want some
Running around again
Running for running
Running around again
Running for running
We are not what you think we are
We are golden, we are golden.
- Lyrics by MIKA
October 18th, 2009
you would think he would be comfortable wearing a tight shirt too… or belly shirt with that outfit… that would be funny
October 18th, 2009
I KNOW THIS MAN!
October 18th, 2009
Looks like a guy I saw today at the Rapides Parish Fairgrounds in Alexandria. Anyone know what part of the state this was taken in?
October 18th, 2009
What do we got here lol
possibly unemployed, previous hippie, possibly a big time drug user and he needs a big feed too btw
October 18th, 2009
gayhippiesofwalmart.com
October 18th, 2009
$100 says Florida.
October 18th, 2009
its a women who became a man,shes had a addadicktome.operation
October 19th, 2009
well thats awkward.
October 19th, 2009
All I can think about when I see this is how AMAZINGLY HILARIOUS it would be to see this guy doing the tootsie roll! Let me see that tootsie roll!! Haha…
October 19th, 2009
Maybe he rides one of those bicycles that think they are cars going down the road.The ones on a 2 lane road and they take up one and you cant pass it for like 5 miles.
October 19th, 2009
We should take one of the front butts from one of the other Wal-Creatures and donate it to this guy’s real butt.
October 19th, 2009
I think that’s a Joe’s Crab Shack shirt. on the back…it says peace, love, and crabs!
October 19th, 2009
We found Richard Simmon’s brother!
October 19th, 2009
He is the Mini-me for the cottage cheese lady in pink a few posts past… maybe he owns the Hello Kitty car as well!
October 19th, 2009
Do people just not care anymore???…Geez at least slip some pants on…we don’t want to see that!
October 19th, 2009
This man stands for 3 things.
1. Peace
2. Love
3. Bad fashion sense.
October 19th, 2009
He’s out, loud and proud!
October 19th, 2009
Aids and tie dye don’t mix.
October 19th, 2009
i dont know but does meth make your head get bigger
October 19th, 2009
bird of paradise
October 19th, 2009
doesn’t anyone else notice that that man is as orange as an oopa loopa?
October 20th, 2009
That must be the alternative lifestyle checkout line….:)
October 20th, 2009
Suppose it’s hard to tell, but did this guy have long blond hair under the swim cap/bandana? If so, I could swear I know him.
October 20th, 2009
I’m waiting for this guy to chain himself on the tree out front!
October 20th, 2009
Dude, did all thot pot you smoked in the 60′s mess up your head? This is 2009, not 69, go back to the men’s dept. and buy yourself some shorts and a new shirt, please before Jerry Garcia comes up from the grave and smacks the heck out of you.
October 21st, 2009
Round on top with little toothpick legs… He looks like a tie-dyed M&M.
October 21st, 2009
I told you Benny Jean I told you aliens shop at Walmart
October 22nd, 2009
So glad they used this! That’s my arm in the picture!!!
October 23rd, 2009
I just can’t keep making excuses for Wille Nelson’s behavior any longer!
October 26th, 2009
FAG ALERT!! REALLY WHAT THE HELL???
October 26th, 2009
Yeah I know him. He drives a pink truck also with a beast engine. I normally have to deal with him since I work at a parts house. What is so interesting is that he has a wife and two kids.
October 27th, 2009
He’s got better legs than I do!!
October 29th, 2009
peace man lol-anna
ok. goggels…ti die…and little spandex shorts…i have nothing mroe to say-abby
November 1st, 2009
HALF BAKED??? More like deep fried and burnt to a crisp!
November 2nd, 2009
I thought this specimen was obese like the others, the Tee he wears is so full. But then I saw his incredibly thin legs. I believe this Wal-Mart shopper, is gay. That is why he is promoting rainbow, no?
November 3rd, 2009
I’m thinking he’s not even a little bit worried about his sperm count. Reproduction is probably not high on his list.
November 5th, 2009
Shopping list:
tin foil CHECK
baking soda CHECK
Sudafed CHECK
Tracfone minutes to call dealer CHECK
November 6th, 2009
Big bird called he wants his legs back.
November 20th, 2009
I have met this guy, You should see him in jeans!
January 11th, 2011
He is bisexual. I know this man unfortunately. He is married to a woman who could be his mother. I don’t see how he likes to go out in public like that.
May 13th, 2011
#1: he’s austrailian
#2: he’s married
#3: he’s a runner
#4: he no longer resides in louisiana
super nice guy- just really serious about his running.
August 16th, 2011
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