August 7th, 2012
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Head for money!
August 7th, 2012
SIMOLEON SCALP
August 7th, 2012
She must be a mother. M.O.M.= made of money!
August 7th, 2012
So much money on her mind
August 7th, 2012
Georgey Curls!
August 7th, 2012
Stupid
August 7th, 2012
I got my Mind on my money and my Money on my mind”
August 7th, 2012
I got mah mind on mah money, an’ mah money on mah mind…
August 7th, 2012
looks like she been cashin dem wellfare checkss!
August 7th, 2012
I got my mind on my money and my money on my mind.
August 7th, 2012
Dolla Dolla Bill Ya’ll!!!
August 7th, 2012
Hood rich hairdo!
August 7th, 2012
I’ve got my mind on my money and my money on my mind.
August 7th, 2012
I have so much money it grows out of my weave
August 7th, 2012
It’s cheaper than a weave…
August 7th, 2012
Mind on her money, Mone on her mind.
August 7th, 2012
no dear money doesn’t grow on trees. apparently it grows on that person’s head.
August 7th, 2012
She’s got her money on her mind and her mind on her money…
August 7th, 2012
She’s saving her $5 bills for when she goes to Target.
August 7th, 2012
50 Dolla.
Will make YOU Holla!
August 7th, 2012
Dang!! I knew that color went wrong. Now all my money went to my head and my hair is green. Dang-:(
August 7th, 2012
Can I borrow a dollar?
August 7th, 2012
Dollar dollar bill y’all
August 7th, 2012
I have so much money it grows out of my weave!
August 7th, 2012
“this way i dont have to worry about matching my purse to my outfit”
August 7th, 2012
With the price of weaves on the rise it was cheaper to just place the money on her head
August 7th, 2012
Rollin’ into Wal*Mart, Smokin’ Newports, Sippin’ on Cranberry Juice… With my mind on my money and my money on my mind!
August 7th, 2012
That’s a nice head of hair
August 7th, 2012
Donald Trump is all kinds of jealous of this do….
August 7th, 2012
Dolla!
August 7th, 2012
Just cause you have dollars doesnt mean you have sense…….
August 7th, 2012
i got my mind on my money and my money on my mind!
August 7th, 2012
I got my mind on my money, and my money on my mind!
August 7th, 2012
A dollar will make me holler!!
August 7th, 2012
Instead of tucking dollars into my panties, just staple it to my head.
August 7th, 2012
Mo money, mo hair problems.
August 7th, 2012
If I had a dollar for every hair on my head, I would look like Lady Gaga!
August 7th, 2012
Dem Dollas make me holla honey boo boo….
August 7th, 2012
Girl!! That weave is money!
August 7th, 2012
Each destroyed dollar drives the value of the others up. She’s saving the economy.
August 7th, 2012
I don’t think you can pay for groceries with money follicles!
August 7th, 2012
“I will be paying with food stamps”…
August 7th, 2012
HANDS OFF MY WEAVE
August 7th, 2012
Made of money
August 7th, 2012
“I’ve got my mind on my money, and my money on my mind!”
August 7th, 2012
I got 99 problems but$ ain’t one..
August 7th, 2012
” Dolla dalla bills ya’ll”
August 7th, 2012
moments later the cashier tried to bash her face into the cash register
August 7th, 2012
she should have spent some of those dollars to get the back of her neck shaved!!!!!
August 7th, 2012
What strippers REALLY do with their tips.
August 7th, 2012
A work in progress. Waiting for her Child Support check to finish the project!
August 7th, 2012
“Where’d I put my ones? Oh yeah, I stuck em on my head after scalping Barbie!”
August 7th, 2012
But it’s real money. What cant I buy ‘dem extensions?!
August 7th, 2012
New Health Care Plan.. progressive ain’t got shit on this!
August 7th, 2012
I wanted to do something different with my hair but I only have so much money to get my hair done this week.. what to do… hmm… I know!
August 7th, 2012
You see the hood’s been good to me
Ever since I was a lower-case G
But now I’m a big G. The girls see I got the money
A hundre…er…one-dollar bills y’all
August 7th, 2012
looks like she decided to put her whole months wages in her hair and show it off..
August 7th, 2012
A dollar for your thoughts
August 7th, 2012
Where is the head and shoulders
August 7th, 2012
Gettin’ that paper-mache.
August 7th, 2012
A dolla make me halllllaaaaaaa!!!!
August 7th, 2012
who needs a jerrycurl when I gots a georgeycurl!
August 7th, 2012
Money is the root of all weaves.
August 7th, 2012
Show me the money!
August 7th, 2012
Most women in her profession put their money into things like school, drugs, or even plastic surgery, Nope not her all her tips go into her hair.
August 7th, 2012
i got a dollar, i got a dollar, i got a dollar hey hey hey hey…
August 7th, 2012
What? you ain’t never seen nobody with $47 glued to her head before?
August 7th, 2012
This lady is literally made of money!
August 7th, 2012
LAID BACK….with her mind on her money and her money on her mind
August 7th, 2012
Bitch, I earned these washingtons on da pole.
August 7th, 2012
Boy….all that money has really gone to her head!
August 7th, 2012
A Head of big spending
August 7th, 2012
“Got some dollars round my head girl, I’m cash’n out…”
August 7th, 2012
Ms. Georgia Washington showing her roots
August 7th, 2012
I know I had a dollar around here somewhere.
August 7th, 2012
You should see where she be keepin dem Benjamins.
August 7th, 2012
” yo Bon que que you got a dolla?” “yeah gurl just lemme get my weave I got dollars how many you want Shaniqua?”
August 7th, 2012
“With my mind on my money, and my money on my mind”
August 7th, 2012
“Hair today, wrong tomorrow!”
August 7th, 2012
Ah sho’ hope you be takin’ da WIC, cuz ah gone an’ spent all mah monay on mah million dollah weave! I cain’t be feedin’ mah chillins! Ah ain’ gettin nottin fron dey babydaddies!
August 7th, 2012
“Do you think I’m made of money?”
August 7th, 2012
1 dollah hoe…
August 7th, 2012
A dollar makes me holler, Honey Boo Boo!
August 7th, 2012
The money’s got to her head.
She’s got money on her mind.
Yeah I know I fail. Lmao.
August 7th, 2012
B**ch do I look like I’m made of money?
August 7th, 2012
Dollar dollar bills ya’ll
August 7th, 2012
She’s the Roman Dollar General
August 7th, 2012
Guuuuurrrllll, I just gots my hur did and went ta Walmart ta show it off cause it look like MONEY!!
August 7th, 2012
Ghetto trash. My ho used Franklins!
August 7th, 2012
cheap trick!
August 7th, 2012
I got my mind on my money and my “Welfare” money on my mind!
August 7th, 2012
When she said she got a $100 hairdo, this is not what I was thinking about.
August 7th, 2012
I got my mind on my money and my money on my mind
August 7th, 2012
When her friend told her to go to Dollar Cuts for her next weave, she didn’t think the girl would take her LITERALLY.
August 7th, 2012
I wonder if her carpet matches her drapes? If you know what I mean!!
August 7th, 2012
♫ I’m gettin paper!!! Look at me now! Look at me now!!! ♪ I really wish I hadn’t. She shoulda spent that money on Jenny Craig and a real hairstyle. Meanwhile back in the projects, the kids can’t eat dinner due to mamas new “DO” or actually “Don’t”
August 7th, 2012
“I’ll give you two guesses where I keep the food stamps.”
August 7th, 2012
IT AIN’T EASY LOOKING THIS CHEAP
August 7th, 2012
The clients tuck them and I add them to my weave….
August 7th, 2012
I guess this lady reall has a head for money!
August 7th, 2012
How much money for some head?
August 7th, 2012
What happens to you when you spin on your head at the strip club and you have too much product in your hair, but it looks pretty good with a little work
August 7th, 2012
…….. And you thought there wasn’t life on Mars!
August 7th, 2012
She’s a single lady!
August 7th, 2012
Sho Me’s da money!
August 7th, 2012
I know I dun left mah dollars around here somewhere… but WHERE??
August 7th, 2012
“Platinum Dolla to da rescue!!
August 7th, 2012
Proof that you shouldn’t let money go to your head.
August 7th, 2012
My milkshake bring all the boys to the yard! Damn right, it’s better than yours!
August 7th, 2012
Holla for your dolla Mama!!!!
August 7th, 2012
Even lady gaga shops here
August 7th, 2012
The hairdo for when you have too much money to stuff in your bra!
August 7th, 2012
Welfare millionaire! This trips on me, my EBT card just got reloaded!
August 7th, 2012
I shall not be deprived … of a comfort in the worst event, if I retain a consciousness of having acted to the best of my judgment.–GEORGE WASHINGTON
August 7th, 2012
Fresh out of Jeri-Curl, Moniqua came up with the brilliant idea of how to use all the ones she gets from the strip club.
August 7th, 2012
iphone, manicure, pedicure, Gucci Bag, dollar bill weave, and food stamp card… Seems Legit!
August 7th, 2012
It’s all about the Washingtons! Unbeweavable!
August 7th, 2012
George Washington just crapped all over that poor womans head.
August 7th, 2012
No where did i put my money?I knew for sure it was in my bra.
August 7th, 2012
“MO’ Money, MO’ Money, MO’ Money!”
“She ain’t messin’ wit no broke, broke… Gon ‘head girl… get down! Get down!”
August 7th, 2012
walking felony (weave) ’bout to get arrested up in here
August 7th, 2012
Say somethin’ about my dollahs and I’m gonna make YOU hollah!
August 7th, 2012
Who needs a money belt to keep their money safe? Not her!!
August 7th, 2012
I never thought my taxes would be turned into a Washington helmet…
August 7th, 2012
We know where her welfare check ended up. Now, where is she gonna put her food stamp card?
August 7th, 2012
If she has a hair of ones then she’s got a snatch of quarters
August 7th, 2012
Our tax dollars hard at work!!!
August 7th, 2012
Money dew melon.
August 7th, 2012
Dolla dolla bill yallllll!
August 7th, 2012
Who needs corn rows when you can have George rows
August 7th, 2012
…savings plan
August 7th, 2012
More bang for your buck!
August 7th, 2012
And they think white ppl are weird, the sad part is she traded half her foodstamps to get this and she couldn’t even make I bill higher then a 1, it makes her look cheap cheap and trashy, it would seem they are now taking over the trailer parks
August 7th, 2012
She sure has a head for money.
August 7th, 2012
The ‘whole’ wig cost sooo much this was just cheaper!
August 7th, 2012
omg it’s unbeweavable!
August 7th, 2012
Got money, and you know it, I attach it to my head and I show it.
August 7th, 2012
Even thought Lucretia accidentally got her stuck in the printer at the Fort Knox, she was still able to go shopping after a brief rest period.
August 7th, 2012
big dollar baller..
August 7th, 2012
S’ all about the Washingtons…
August 7th, 2012
Yo Gurl i wanted to use them food stamps but hell, they more valuable than dollar bills now that we got Obama as President cheaper than a weave too…
August 7th, 2012
No offense but who would be stupid enough to do this. It’s ugly as heck.
August 7th, 2012
I’d make change but I don’t want undo my updo.
August 7th, 2012
Hey Kids look, Its Floyd ” Money” Mayweather’s Mom….(Applause)
August 7th, 2012
Looks like she has self esteem problems… Needed a way to prove her self worth to the world… Shoulda used 20′s or 50′s though the dolla’s make her look like a cheap hoe…
August 7th, 2012
with my mind on my money and money on my mind! play on play out…
August 7th, 2012
Dat’s da weave I been talkin’ bout!!!!
August 7th, 2012
Balln’ outta control with her tax refund.
August 7th, 2012
SHOW ME THE MONEY!
August 7th, 2012
With the economy sputtering, the Federal Reserve is considering another round of Quantitative Weaving.
August 7th, 2012
What strippers do at the salon
August 7th, 2012
This is the real Donald Trump comb over!
August 7th, 2012
I’m so good at my night job I gotta show it off during the day! You know you wanna check out my moves at the club “hoes on poles”
August 7th, 2012
Why did I pay money for this haircut??
August 7th, 2012
Check out my Un-beweavable hair do!!
August 7th, 2012
She showed up for her motorcycle riding lessons wearing her DOT helmet…unfortunately she was unaware that it did not stand for ‘Dollars On Tresses’.
August 7th, 2012
I use ta keep it in my bra, until they done put up a sign sayin “We don’t accept bills that have been stored in your bra”. I think they done that just ta screw me ova, so I put in in my hair to see if they gonna try to make a new sign sayin they won’t take it from nobody hair. I’m gonna sue if they do, cuz thats discriminatin.
August 7th, 2012
Show me the money
August 7th, 2012
I’ll give you a hint… I’ve got money on my mind.
August 7th, 2012
Life Lessons kiddos…No, money does not grow on trees, but it can grow on weaves.
August 7th, 2012
i’ve got a cold harrrrd mind, ya see!?
August 7th, 2012
Money doesnt grow on weaves…….or does it?
August 7th, 2012
Cabbage head
August 7th, 2012
Last weeks earnings from doing strip-o-grams! Hoochie hairdo!
August 7th, 2012
Straight cash homie….
August 7th, 2012
Wow a Paper Mache wig made of money!!!
August 7th, 2012
Here ya go, working america, here’s your tax dollars hard at work…all 32 of them! I bet she paid with food stamps, while talking on her Iphone…thanks Obama!
August 7th, 2012
I would have done this wit food stamps, but I done sold them already.
August 7th, 2012
Her “Tip Jar”. There is no way she has a brain…
August 7th, 2012
I be goin on the welfare real soon den I be puttin twentys on my head
August 7th, 2012
I’ve heard of scalping tickets for cash, but this is ridiculous!
August 7th, 2012
Mom was right money don’t grow on trees it grows on Sheniqua’s head
August 7th, 2012
She shoulda been more specific when she asked her man for “money to get my hair did.”
August 7th, 2012
Just another hair-brained scheme to make money
August 7th, 2012
♫ ♪ ♫ I Like Big Bucks and I cannot lie….♪ ♫ ♪
August 7th, 2012
Crack city b*tch, crack crack city b*tch
ten, ten, ten, twenties and them fifties b*itch
Oh, wait. All you got is ones? Nevermind.
August 7th, 2012
Too much money and don’t know what to do with it
August 7th, 2012
No wonder our economy is so screwed up… I’d bet all the money on her head she lives in public housing with her 7 kids, pays for food with foodstamps while the rest of America’s hardworking people pay for her ‘do. its effed up I say
August 7th, 2012
“That’ll be $3 even ma’am”
“Hold up a minute let me trim my weave.”
or
Money doesn’t grow on trees but it does grow on this bitches head.
August 7th, 2012
i got my mind on my money and my money on my mind!
August 7th, 2012
Does the carpet match the drapes??
August 7th, 2012
“Excuse me ma’am, can I get change for a 20?”
August 7th, 2012
Gettin’ WIGGY with it…..
August 7th, 2012
I would hate to see what she would do if she was a millionaire!
August 7th, 2012
“Fifteen bucks, little man, Put that s*** in my hand, If that money doesn’t show, Then you owe me, owe me, owe”…or I could just take it off dat head o’ yours and run like hell!
August 7th, 2012
Dough Dough Head
August 7th, 2012
What a night! Had me bout fifty Johns.
August 7th, 2012
She was hanging out in the money tree and she fell and hit her head on every branch on the way down. She’s hoping she can find medical supplies and a Dr. at the local Walmart to fix her head.
August 7th, 2012
Who needs a money tree when it grows out of your head. Found only at the Walmart salons.
August 7th, 2012
“Hood-Rat’s first Tax Return”
August 7th, 2012
Dolla to make you holla!
August 7th, 2012
Livin’ da dream so stop axin’ me!
August 7th, 2012
Whatchu mean the u scan won’t take my head as payment.I wanna manager. Y’all gonna take ma money.
August 7th, 2012
Money doesn’t grow on weaves!
August 7th, 2012
Wow you really can stretch your dollar at Wal*Mart!
August 7th, 2012
Blonde Ambition!
August 7th, 2012
What Shaniqua stole from the church collection plate.
August 7th, 2012
The funniest “single” thing at Walmart.
August 7th, 2012
For every strand of hair you take off you get one dollar!! Busy night at the club!
August 7th, 2012
Fifty Cents’s lady
August 7th, 2012
Ughh it looks like a ghetto my lil pony
August 7th, 2012
The Washington weave
August 7th, 2012
Only Romney can afford to hide his money offshore. Some of us do it the old fashioned way…in a weave.
August 7th, 2012
Finally an answer to what is on everyone’s mind! If a dollar makes you holler, what will $20 get you?
August 7th, 2012
This is where our next stimulus must be coming from!
August 7th, 2012
“Dolla Dolla bills yall!”
August 7th, 2012
She is trying to get rich by osmosis….maybe the cash will sink into her brain and multiply…lol
August 7th, 2012
Lordy! ‘Dat money done gone to my head
August 7th, 2012
Real balla’s would have used 20′s
August 7th, 2012
I like big Bucks and I can not lie!!
August 7th, 2012
Shes not rolling IN the money she’s rolling WITH the money!!!
August 7th, 2012
Ima dumb bitch, yo digitty!
August 7th, 2012
Hey y’all,I’m doin the gladiator thang……
August 7th, 2012
Yo Gurl…. Thats right I got my Hair did! I was gonna use Food Stamps but them is more valuable than the dollar bills now that we got Obama as President!
August 7th, 2012
A bunch of half rotten bananas….$1.10.
An sweet argyle sweater vest designed by Tommy Hilfiger’s brother’s best friend…..$22.50.
A weave made of 62 dirty dollar bills….Priceless.
August 7th, 2012
baby daddy all mad he gotta pay child support ill show him how i use it
August 7th, 2012
“Fo fifteen dolla, I make you holla!”
August 7th, 2012
do that is what a white girls scalps are made of, money!
August 7th, 2012
I know she isn’t a WalMart employee!!!!
August 7th, 2012
that is her life savings
August 7th, 2012
If I had been smarter I would have used $100 dollar bills!
August 7th, 2012
“Bitch! I ain’t no gold digger!”
August 7th, 2012
“Got this money for putting my pants back ON!”
August 7th, 2012
I don’t think that’s what they had in mind when they mentioned saving for a rainy day.
August 7th, 2012
THIS IS SPARTA!
August 7th, 2012
More money than brains…
August 7th, 2012
itz all boutz dem georgez cuz i aintz gotz me no benjaminz…. holla-holla…
August 7th, 2012
I wonder if she stopped and thought about how many of those came out of a nasty strippers thong…..
August 7th, 2012
Food Stamps For Quitters
August 7th, 2012
After a long day of working the pole at the Helen Keller Strip and Suds…Neicey finally decides to stop trying to explain to her clients that she’s a little person and that her weave is not her g-string…
August 7th, 2012
What a waste of money on her
August 7th, 2012
“It’s All About the Washingtons Baby!!”
August 7th, 2012
She’s dressed and ready for the money shot.
August 7th, 2012
Money seems to be the root of this evil hairdo!
August 7th, 2012
Just… No.
August 7th, 2012
They said it was Dollar Days at Walmart…!!!
Think anyone will notice I’m not a natural blond?
Can’t wait for that next stimulus check, I might make a dress!
August 7th, 2012
“Dollar make me Holla Honey Boo Boo!”
August 7th, 2012
The barcode tramp stamp tells you how much is invested in head these days…
August 7th, 2012
Holla For A Dolla! We dont have no Hollas in Florida but we sure got alot of Dollas!
August 7th, 2012
A real baller would have used 100′s
August 7th, 2012
“I need $20 to make you hollar, I get paid to do the wild thing”
August 7th, 2012
Maybe its cheaper than her extensions…maybe not.
August 7th, 2012
One weeks worth of tips at her stripper job. She works hard for the money.. So hard for it honey.. She works hard for the money
August 7th, 2012
See ? I told you ! She gets a little money and it goes straight to her head !
August 7th, 2012
yes girl i am still working at the blind gentlman’s club why you askin’
August 7th, 2012
wear money…..live better
August 7th, 2012
don’t shake your money maker you’ll loose you tips
August 7th, 2012
i’ma tell you, like wu told me. money rules everything around me. singin dolla dolla bills yall
August 7th, 2012
The Buck Stops Here
August 7th, 2012
I’m HAIR to make money!
August 7th, 2012
Ghetto 401k…
August 7th, 2012
the money would not factor into it at all
August 7th, 2012
Hey look: It’s the missing little rascal, BUCK-WEAVE!!!!
August 7th, 2012
what had happen’ was…..
August 7th, 2012
Where else did you expect her to hide her money from her pimp? In a wallet?
August 7th, 2012
“Mmmm gurlll my weave be reall ‘spensive, and it ain’t none of that synthetic sh** either*
August 7th, 2012
If you think this dollar bill weave is bad you should see her nickel and dime landing strip.
August 8th, 2012
She paid for that weave with food stamps.
August 8th, 2012
Ones, upmanship.
August 8th, 2012
Dollars don’t always equal sense.
August 8th, 2012
She had to wear her RENT money on her head so she wouldspend it at the nail shop!!!
August 8th, 2012
They call me Dolla Bill!!
August 8th, 2012
…When Shantiquia told Rayshawn she needed some money to get her hair done, this is not the result he was expecting…
August 8th, 2012
What the Buck was she thinking?
August 8th, 2012
Now that’s a cabbage patch!
August 8th, 2012
finally some proof that people are actually getting thier obama money
August 8th, 2012
Blow ya fer a dollar
August 8th, 2012
Money……don’t let it go to your head!!!
August 8th, 2012
You know a dolla makes me holla, Honey Boo-Boo!
August 8th, 2012
She still worth only 50 cents!
August 8th, 2012
Still cheaper than finishing the weave.
August 8th, 2012
What would you do with the money you saved by switching to Geico?
August 8th, 2012
Mmmm I’m thinking strip club
August 8th, 2012
“Hoe me the money”
August 8th, 2012
it takes a dollar to make me hollar
August 8th, 2012
The sista cided stead of puttin the $$ into gittin her hair dun, she wuld just put the $$ in her hair. she bein so Gansta.
August 8th, 2012
can anyone say head for sale?
August 8th, 2012
This weave ain’t cheap.
August 8th, 2012
Hurry Hurry Hurry, You too can get this fabulous hairstyle for the low low price of 69.95. You get it washed and cut and styled with brand new one dollars bills. So hurry in today to Washington’s Currency Exchange and Beauty Shop. Where we make you look like Twenty dollars.
August 8th, 2012
Dolla, dolla weave y’all!
August 8th, 2012
She put her money where her hair is.
August 8th, 2012
Didn’t anyone tell her? If you bleach your hair and then go swimming, the chlorine will turn your hair green.
August 8th, 2012
You knew once the biatch won the lottery, the money would go to her head!
August 8th, 2012
Ut oh, then where did I put my bobby pins?
August 8th, 2012
I’ve got my mind on my money, and my money on my mind~
August 8th, 2012
Remember people, when you tip your strippers, “they clip is on top of they head”.
August 8th, 2012
I boated for obama.
August 8th, 2012
Dolla’ dolla’ bill hoe!
August 8th, 2012
she might say SHE BE “PIMPIN” I say SHE BE HOOKIN
August 8th, 2012
so…could she not afford to grow a whole head of money or what?
August 8th, 2012
If she really had money she wouldn’t be sporty dollar bills. It be all about the Benjamin’s baby.
August 8th, 2012
pfft who needs a bank account this is a no brainer
August 8th, 2012
yeah, you keep bragging that you’re rich but everyone knows it’s all in your head.
August 8th, 2012
young money millionhair
August 8th, 2012
Funky Cold Medina…
“I need fifty dolla’s to make ya holla, I get paid to do da wild thing! ….Say What?!”
August 8th, 2012
Concerned with losing all her ones from the strip club and not trusting banks she decides to flaunt it and make a fashion statement in the process by weaving them into her hair
August 8th, 2012
She wanted the most bang for her buck.
August 8th, 2012
Who says money doesn’t grow on heads?
August 8th, 2012
Obama money!
August 8th, 2012
I couldn’t afford the hair implants from Bosley so I went to George instead
August 8th, 2012
Ok, so i don’t even wanna know where she puts the change! She got her “bill basket” in the wrong spot!!
August 9th, 2012
Fifty dolla make you holla—(This hoe gonna love u looonnngggg time)
August 9th, 2012
With my mind on my money and my money on my mind,
sippin on gin and juice.
August 9th, 2012
Ever since last month’s accident, the strip club has outfitted all it’s dancers with these new helmets.
August 9th, 2012
Wow, that’s the best use of dollar dance wedding money I’ve ever seen!
August 9th, 2012
This weave aint cheap!
August 9th, 2012
What do you think, I’m made of money or something?
August 10th, 2012
The Washington Weave
August 13th, 2012
Tryin’ to make a dollar out of 15 cents..
August 16th, 2012
What to do with all those rollback savings?
August 16th, 2012
bank head
August 16th, 2012
I got my mind on my money, and my money on my mind !!
August 17th, 2012
If you like my one-does you should see my hun-does… just let me lift my skirt since I’m clearly not wearing any underwear.
August 18th, 2012
Ummm, this morning I woke up with with scattered drunken memories of giving a stripper ones, but instead of using her G string I just stuck it to her seamon covered hair.
August 18th, 2012
She found a new way to keep track of her welfare!
August 18th, 2012
Got my mind on my money and my money on my mind
August 19th, 2012
I got my mind on my money and my money on my mind!
August 19th, 2012
She got a head full of cents!
August 19th, 2012
WASHINGTON WEAVE
August 21st, 2012
Yeah id like to pay with EBT and the paper goods will be EBT as well
August 22nd, 2012
40 dollars and 2 hours and all i got was this lousy paint job.
August 22nd, 2012
“She saves the $5 bills for weddings and bar mitzvahs”
August 23rd, 2012
That’s the Down Payment for the other half of her Hair…
August 23rd, 2012
Holla holla get dollaz?
August 23rd, 2012
I heard a good head job is expensive but D**N!!!! lol she put in work
August 24th, 2012
Hey before you go out will you weave me a dollar?
August 26th, 2012
Yo, I’m Tired of spendin’ ma money on ma hair, imma jus’ gonna’ put ma’ money up der…
August 27th, 2012
“Who needs a bra?”
August 27th, 2012
All that money’s got to her head!
August 28th, 2012
Ah, money…it’s hair today, gone tomorrow.
August 28th, 2012
Too broke fo’ hairspray, sumtimes ya gotta use glue, helps me collect mah dollas when i’m strippin!
August 29th, 2012
… And that was just after one night on the pole.
August 30th, 2012
She used to be a two-bit ho, but she couldn’t get the quarters to stick to her head.
August 31st, 2012
Mom to kids: you think money grows on heads?
August 31st, 2012
Now where did I put my extra dollar bills? Oh yeah, they are on my head.
September 1st, 2012
Less black people would be scared of getting their hair wet, if they knew this was the result.
September 2nd, 2012
I knew that the banks were out here shit’in on people… but damn
September 3rd, 2012
yo my names taniqua please dont tell my welfare caseworker cashed in my foodstamps to wear em!
September 5th, 2012
Baby, We’ll pay you a dollar to put them clothes back on.
September 5th, 2012
Now, how am I gonna pay for this?
September 5th, 2012
Money fit to Burn!
September 10th, 2012
I got my mind on money and my money on my mind!!!
September 10th, 2012
“You can’t afford me. Wait, yes you can.”
September 13th, 2012
Wait for it… wait for it… Awwww, buck it!!
September 20th, 2012
Holla for a dolla
October 2nd, 2012
its the million dollar makover!
October 5th, 2012
that’s a waste of money………
October 26th, 2012
Hey bitch, how much for head?!
November 4th, 2012
Black people *smh* This is BEYOND stupid.
November 9th, 2012
She’s makin paper
November 14th, 2012
Bank? I don’t need no stinking bank…….
January 4th, 2013
Declined? Lemme put up sum weave!
January 11th, 2013
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