I Swag When I Shop



Italian swag? Really? Dammit people, why do you continuously cause harm to every Italian person in the world? Wasn’t it bad enough for those greasy tools from Jersey Shore to drag the Italian people through the mud? Now we have this Walcreature taking a dump all over its heritage. Jesus folks, we’re making the Irish look normal at this point!

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  1. T.Mo

    Needs some green and white if she tryin’ to represent.

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    August 9th, 2012

  2. Taloon

    It’s pretty pathetic that you have to rip your clothes in order to show off your Tat. Even the homeless don’t want your clothes.

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  3. Chris

    The custom tattoo-framing shirt sleeve is really clutch as well.

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    August 9th, 2012

  4. SchmidtUltra

    “It’s” vs. “Its”.

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    August 9th, 2012

  5. IrishbloodTxn

    hey hey now… ain’t nothing wrong with the Irish!

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  6. Avalon

    Who cares about the tattoo… What about those cloths there rather tight for her think I would walk completely on the other side of the isle if I seen her in Walmart.

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  7. Stumpy

    The feather earrings are where the swag comes from

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    August 9th, 2012

  8. Middlechef

    at least she matches her Coca-Cola zero

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    August 9th, 2012

  9. mm

    The lords name isn’t a random exclamation. Have more respect.

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    August 9th, 2012

  10. Budzilla

    Because “Its” is correct. “It’s” is a contraction for “it is” which would make absolutely no sense in that sentence.

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  11. Poplolly

    @SchmidtUltra: Budzilla is correct. “Its” is correct. It is one of the only English possessive pronouns that does not have an apostrophe.

    And I concur: the tat is not the worst of this Walcreature’s problems! The outfit, including the feather earrings, is a travesty! Dear gods, please see your way clear to provide this poor unfortunate with a mirror!

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  12. jeremy

    Looks like you guys are desperate to find some pictures. This one isnt worthy. Before you know it,. you will be pushing down old ladies in wal mart and snapping a pic so you can say “Look at this old lady sleeping in the floors of wal mart. What a shame.” This site is so judgmental and cruel. I wan to see the site owners so i can poke fun at them all day.

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  13. verbatim

    Even the grammar nannies are not making sense.

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  14. broketaxpayer

    Jeremy, if you hate this site so much, why are you on it?

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  15. Barry

    I thought it said Italian Shag. Are you sure it is swag?

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  16. just a guy

    who cares? where is she? I want her number.

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  17. Jen

    She-Devils like to drink Coke too.

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  18. Michelle

    Hey, instead of using the Lord’s name in vain, how about using that of Mohammed? Are you afraid of being an “equal opportunity offender?”

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  19. Autumn

    I think it’s funny she is the same color as her Coke Zero 12-pack !!

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  20. Taloon

    @Avalon: Nobody seems to know how to spell “aisle” any more. Lazy bastidges it’s not “isle” … oh and you mean “clothes” not “cloths”. If it’s loin cloths then it’s ok by me. Now go back to skool! damit! PSS And I used it’s correctly all the tiem. And one more thing an isle is sort of an island. Go figure.

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  21. 1/32ndNative

    She’s got a nice, tight ,young little body- Id hit that all day long.

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  22. Cactus

    @Poplolly, uh, no English possessive pronouns take apostrophes. His… hers… its… their… our… no apostrophes.

    @MM, if you want to show the Lord respect, how about capitalizing Lord and using an apostrophe?

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  23. gothchiq

    Seriously! I’m Italian and I wouldn’t be caught dead out in public like that. And my tattoos do not say stupid, incomprehensible crap either. In fact, they don’t *say* anything. The last thing we need is al these guidos and idiots making the rest of us look like tards.

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  24. horus

    I love how the girl is setting up a drink that she probably didn’t ever try.

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  25. Mellisa

    She makes me think twice before I tell anyone I’m Italian

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    December 6th, 2012

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