Wanna know how I can tell you’re having a bad day?
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all I can say is OH MY GOD!!!! I’m alittle sick right now!
August 10th, 2012
Looks like the Smiley Face gone dark well at least grey
Ugh….that AND swamp-ass.
I think I threw up in my mouth a little…..
No no no no no no no! That’s not “Taco Bell’s Revenge” ….. that disorder is called … SWAMP ASS.
The more you know…
can u imagine what it smells like under his balls?
You ever eaten at Taco Bell? Watch the employees carefully. They are worst than Walmart.
I’m going to go vomit now.
OMG ALI, thank you. Puking now!
It’s a SHART!
“Uh… yeah… can you tell me what aisle toilet paper is in?”
That’s what is known as a deconstructed burrito.
The Hershey Highway…lol
♪ Shart. Shart. Shart it all out. These are the things I can do without. Come on, I’m talkin’ to you. Come on.
Looks like the beginning of GRAVY LEG to me
Care for a moist towelette?
Ali you are just evil
Can you wipe your own ass? The answer to that is apparent
I love walmart at 2 am
And how about a little bit of the razzle dazzle great way to wake up.this morning thank you
NEVER TRUST A FART!!!
Is there a chance this is a chick and she ran out of “supplies” Just asking…
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – if something you ate has robbed you of the ability to fart with confidence, don’t fart!
L of Statin Isle
it dripped on his left sock too
Dingleberry Gravy!! Only thing that would make this better is some corn in the mix for texture…
Everybody in the damn store must be checking their shoes right about now…
ive eaten a lot of taco bell in my time…and that has NEVER happened to me. I believe that is a result of playing WOW for days and not caring…then deciding he needed to go to walmart for snacks n such. haha
some says ” You can take the men out of the bayou” but who said that you can’t get the bayou out of the guy…
He obviously comes from skid row….
Even though I know it’s inanimate, I honestly feel sorry for clothing sometimes.
August 11th, 2012
I suspect the clothing from the waist down was found later in the parking lot covered with flies.
I’m guessing he had to walk, backpack gives it away, so give his sweat marks a break while you drive to the store in your air conditioned car.
OK didn’t see that brown part, yeah, now OMG
Can’t these people wear a horse BunBag or something ?
August 12th, 2012
That’s why I NEVER eat fast food of any sort, PERIOD.
August 13th, 2012
That fart had lumps.
That doesn’t even look like todays!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Looks like he got a shitty deal…. lmao
August 24th, 2012
And you’re following close behind this … ???
August 28th, 2012