Candy Is Dandy



The candy is free but the emotional scars will cost you your innocence and likely years of expensive therapy. That’s called the ol’ bait & switch folks, that’s how they get you in. Remember, nothing in life is truly free.

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Candy Is Dandy, 6.4 out of 10 based on 583 ratings

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  1. bumbles

    that is not creepy at all :/

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    August 16th, 2012

  2. Victim #17

    I was raped in this van.

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    August 16th, 2012

  3. jag

    Man, that sure is an old van.

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    August 16th, 2012

  4. jennie

    ohh lord its the chester van

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    August 16th, 2012

  5. Ron

    I like candy!

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    August 16th, 2012

  6. Allen

    How about a “Scoobie snack”?

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    August 16th, 2012

  7. saltymac

    Free Candy…works for me!

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    August 16th, 2012

  8. Ken

    Had I known people were taking pictures, I would have made a better sign on the side of my car.

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    August 16th, 2012

  9. Jeff M.

    Why is it that strangers always have the best candy?

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    August 16th, 2012

  10. nightrollerharley

    Nice old van ….. and it looks in real good shape too …..

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    August 16th, 2012

  11. Jen

    The Scooby Doo Mystery Machine has really fallen on some hard times.

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    August 16th, 2012

  12. Damon

    i was never that fûÇking dumb as a kid to fall for shît like that

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    August 16th, 2012

  13. walmark

    Jerry Sandusky’s van is for sale Cheap.

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    August 17th, 2012

  14. loki

    seems legit

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    August 17th, 2012

  15. Mom2my2

    seems legit.

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    August 17th, 2012

  16. Nexus

    That is seriously disturbing!

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    August 17th, 2012

  17. eyesapoppin

    If I was a cop I would run the plates on this van and make up a reason to pull it over to check the back and check the driver for warrants. It’s just plain creepy, and someone who thinks this is funny enough to decorate their van with this logo might deserve a little scrutiny. On a lighter note, alternative less creepy suggestions for detailing: 1. don’t bother knockin’ when the van’s rockin’, and 2. ass, grass, gas, nobody rides free. Just sayin’…

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    August 17th, 2012

  18. MustangGuy

    I want this van- it’s got potential.

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    August 17th, 2012

  19. signguy

    And as a special treat I’m sure he’d be happy to show you his “Rock Candy.”

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    August 17th, 2012

  20. Ri Ri

    Rut Roh!

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    August 17th, 2012

  21. L.E. Royer

    I wish that I could get my hands on one of those old vans, I remember when custom vans with elaborate paint and interiors were is style.

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    August 17th, 2012

  22. MM

    I met my current mate in one of these when I was 12. The stick on the candy tasted sweaty and salty though.

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    August 17th, 2012

  23. kitty

    The Candyman says I’m the prettiest

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    August 17th, 2012

  24. Cynic

    I know catholic priests take a vow of poverty, but wow!

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    August 17th, 2012

  25. PPLWATCHER

    I didn’t know Candy was in prison…

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    August 18th, 2012

  26. JaL

    Why is it that creepers usually seem to drive vans anyway?

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    August 18th, 2012

  27. NoveltyFishHead

    lol a pedomobile. XD

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    August 18th, 2012

  28. txlib

    Baaahahahahahahaha……I’m so mad I didn’t think of this myself. That guy/gal has a divine sense of humor!

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    August 20th, 2012

  29. Shannon

    Vans that advertise ‘Free candy’ actually exist? I totally thought they were a joke…so inappropriate.

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    August 20th, 2012

  30. andrea

    Thats my cousins Van!!!!!

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    August 21st, 2012

  31. toeachhisown

    Candy’s dandy, but liquor’s quicker

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    August 22nd, 2012

  32. energizer

    Looks like a mid 60′s Ford Econoline. Good shape too.

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    August 22nd, 2012

  33. Midyin

    Where’s Chris Hansen when we need him?,,,

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    August 23rd, 2012

  34. Zooly

    “Say, are you about a size 14?” -Jame Gumm, SOTL

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    August 26th, 2012

  35. Charity Bartoli

    Woot Woot! All aboard the Pedivan! Would you like some Candy little child?

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    August 26th, 2012

  36. Rib eye

    “eyesapoppin
    If I was a cop I would run the plates on this van and make up a reason to pull it over to check the back and check the driver for warrants…”

    Yeah, the cops ran the plate. The owner came up: Aqualung.

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    August 29th, 2012

  37. Judi

    The quintisential pedophile van. I think the other side says, “Free puppies and kittens.”

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    August 29th, 2012

  38. C

    This van lives a few blocks from me. I took a picture of it in July and shared with my friends on facebook because I couldn’t believe it . . . and now here it is lol

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    September 5th, 2012

  39. Jimmyb

    Perfect transportation for all those people-of-walmart to actually get to Walmart.

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    September 7th, 2012

  40. s

    Can u help me with this candy chair?LOL

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    September 7th, 2012

  41. Victim #18

    I never did get my free candy… :-(

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    September 10th, 2012

  42. Honest

    Seems legit…

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    November 8th, 2012

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