August 16th, 2012
Candy Is Dandy
The candy is free but the emotional scars will cost you your innocence and likely years of expensive therapy. That’s called the ol’ bait & switch folks, that’s how they get you in. Remember, nothing in life is truly free.
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Candy Is Dandy,





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that is not creepy at all :/
August 16th, 2012
I was raped in this van.
August 16th, 2012
Man, that sure is an old van.
August 16th, 2012
ohh lord its the chester van
August 16th, 2012
I like candy!
August 16th, 2012
How about a “Scoobie snack”?
August 16th, 2012
Free Candy…works for me!
August 16th, 2012
Had I known people were taking pictures, I would have made a better sign on the side of my car.
August 16th, 2012
Why is it that strangers always have the best candy?
August 16th, 2012
Nice old van ….. and it looks in real good shape too …..
August 16th, 2012
The Scooby Doo Mystery Machine has really fallen on some hard times.
August 16th, 2012
i was never that fûÇking dumb as a kid to fall for shît like that
August 16th, 2012
Jerry Sandusky’s van is for sale Cheap.
August 17th, 2012
seems legit
August 17th, 2012
seems legit.
August 17th, 2012
That is seriously disturbing!
August 17th, 2012
If I was a cop I would run the plates on this van and make up a reason to pull it over to check the back and check the driver for warrants. It’s just plain creepy, and someone who thinks this is funny enough to decorate their van with this logo might deserve a little scrutiny. On a lighter note, alternative less creepy suggestions for detailing: 1. don’t bother knockin’ when the van’s rockin’, and 2. ass, grass, gas, nobody rides free. Just sayin’…
August 17th, 2012
I want this van- it’s got potential.
August 17th, 2012
And as a special treat I’m sure he’d be happy to show you his “Rock Candy.”
August 17th, 2012
Rut Roh!
August 17th, 2012
I wish that I could get my hands on one of those old vans, I remember when custom vans with elaborate paint and interiors were is style.
August 17th, 2012
I met my current mate in one of these when I was 12. The stick on the candy tasted sweaty and salty though.
August 17th, 2012
The Candyman says I’m the prettiest
August 17th, 2012
I know catholic priests take a vow of poverty, but wow!
August 17th, 2012
I didn’t know Candy was in prison…
August 18th, 2012
Why is it that creepers usually seem to drive vans anyway?
August 18th, 2012
lol a pedomobile. XD
August 18th, 2012
Baaahahahahahahaha……I’m so mad I didn’t think of this myself. That guy/gal has a divine sense of humor!
August 20th, 2012
Vans that advertise ‘Free candy’ actually exist? I totally thought they were a joke…so inappropriate.
August 20th, 2012
Thats my cousins Van!!!!!
August 21st, 2012
Candy’s dandy, but liquor’s quicker
August 22nd, 2012
Looks like a mid 60′s Ford Econoline. Good shape too.
August 22nd, 2012
Where’s Chris Hansen when we need him?,,,
August 23rd, 2012
“Say, are you about a size 14?” -Jame Gumm, SOTL
August 26th, 2012
Woot Woot! All aboard the Pedivan! Would you like some Candy little child?
August 26th, 2012
“eyesapoppin
If I was a cop I would run the plates on this van and make up a reason to pull it over to check the back and check the driver for warrants…”
Yeah, the cops ran the plate. The owner came up: Aqualung.
August 29th, 2012
The quintisential pedophile van. I think the other side says, “Free puppies and kittens.”
August 29th, 2012
This van lives a few blocks from me. I took a picture of it in July and shared with my friends on facebook because I couldn’t believe it . . . and now here it is lol
September 5th, 2012
Perfect transportation for all those people-of-walmart to actually get to Walmart.
September 7th, 2012
Can u help me with this candy chair?LOL
September 7th, 2012
I never did get my free candy…
September 10th, 2012
Seems legit…
November 8th, 2012
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