Honey, in front of this delicious display of tuna, the two Walmart stock boys over there, and the frozen boxes of Taquitos behind you, will you marry me?
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He’s a keeper. Now they can share their disability and welfare checks.
August 20th, 2012
Hey….morbidly obese leopard-dragons need luvins too!
They also filled out thier registry there – two dirty birds, one stone.
So much to say – so little time.
Just because you are “heavy” doesn’t mean you deserve to use the wheel chair. Save it for people who really need it.
If you ate less Beneful, maybe you wouldn’t need the wheel chair in the first place.
At least she got off her scooter for the proposal!
Don’t think so. It’s just tuna in the air, not love. Although with these 2, the tuna might smell better.
And that outfit is a mess and a half.
Sheena, Queen of the Jungle:
You have really let yourself go downhill.
No more swinging through the trees for you!
I swear I have a pair pj’s JUST like that except ten sizes smaller….
I think they are just checking the calorie and fat content of the tunas. One can never be to health concious….
Love the middrift!
” Honey you smell like chicken of the sea….wanna get hitched and ill be the mayo to your tuna sammich “
They might be checking whether or not the tuna is in water instead of oil.
I highly doubt he is proposing, but for her sake I hope he is because no one will ever offer the option again.
and that’s when he popped the question
… Will you either cover up or leave the store?
the “lowered expectations” jingle from Mad TV instantly began running through my mind.
The Last Universalist
A very odd place for a proposal, but tat least he’s snagged himself a sexy, voluptuous woman, not some twig with no curves.
she was rollin’ down the aisle
looking for the bumble bee
when this fellow said “i’ll help you”
then he got down on one knee
he searched and searched the tuna
looking for the lady’s brand
then suddenly their eyes met
and he took the lady’s hand
“i think they’re out of what you want
but since i’m on one knee
may i have your hand in marriage?
…by the way, my name is lee”
Maybe he’s trying to prove to her that it really is tuna. The can does say “Chicken of the sea” after all!!!
yesterdays illegal tresspasser, todays amerikan dream!!!!!!
“Sorry Charlie” – this chic is taken now.
I commend any man for such a charitable act…
I’m guessing, he was the only one between them who could kneel down and pick up the cans of tuna.
If she tried the “bend and snap”, she might end up not being able to get up again.
The vagaries of what happens when you don’t give yourself the proper care and feeding.
Of course, she might be totally mercenary, and pretended she couldn’t grab the tuna because she wanted some nice man to help her and wore that outfit to get her sexy on.
In which case….
Now why didn’t my husband propose at Walmart in the canned goods aisle? Oh that’s right…he has taste and class and did it at DQ…not.
Let’s see…. saggy boobs hanging out.. gross stomach hanging out…
top with leopard jammies.. and add white socks.
Ready for my proposal.. Mr. DeMille.
Or maybe the scenario is “which one of these on the lower shelf should I choose? honey, will you grab a couple for me to check the fact sheets? I have so much trouble reaching there and my eyes just don’t see close up anymore!”
Methinks without sight of the object being held, we cannot presume it a ring of proposal! As to her outfit, AWESOME! Never give up the cause, Granny, the world needs more colour!
Just think about how many websites we have featuring the colourful characters in our society. Then tell me you would want them all to obey your taunting demands to stop being noticeable. I won’t believe you. You love them and their whacky ways!
It looks more like she’s pointing for him to get her something off the bottom shelf . That’s why he is on his knees.
who ever has the eye bleach please pass it over here , its my turn…….ahhhhhh thats better!!!!!!!
Slop Jar Magoo
They also reminded me of a poem:
Fat and Skinny went to bed……
Fat rolled over and Skinny was dead.
Think I would have gone with an oxen yoke instead of a ring…
Best pic EVER!!! Love the cleavage, it’s the oddest looking cleavage I’ve ever seen on a woman! And why the hell would anyone, let alone a huge momma like this, want to wear that kind of outfit?!
You Guys All Missed the Point…..
Not proposing, but
He’s on his Knees Begging Her to Put That Junk Away !!!!!!!!!!!
Baby, I saw this tuna and thought of you
He should have returned the ring for a refund the second he sobered up and saw what she really looked like.
I think these are pajamas they sell at WalMart!
I’ve looked at hundreds of these pictures and still cannot fathom how anyone with a gut like that can go out in public with it hanging out! Or your butt crack showing! I just don’t GET IT!
I see they are already getting ready for the wedding dinner…Beneful on Ritz.
She’s wearing a genuine FUPA skin outfit complete with underbelly cheese and dingelberry accents. Such class amazes me!
Janet in Alberta
Aaaaaand trailer trash unromantic proposal of the year award goes to…
I hope it’s not a proposal. I truly hope he’s down there picking something up she dropped or something. Anything. Egads.
August 21st, 2012
Hope he has a budget worked up for what it’s gonna cost to feed that thing…
They’re gonna need that minty Listerine after eating all that tuna fish…
That was gross!
Your right, the tuna smells better.
His cataract surgery is scheduled for next week
Im guessing tuna and Manwich is gonna be served at the wedding dinner
August 22nd, 2012
I may be wrong but i think tats an employee helping her Not her boyfriend.
LOL, though that IS funny, I’m gonna say the dude is a vendor that got waylaid into helping the lady get the tuna on the bottom… Yeah.
I’m almost 150,000% positive the guy is just helping her grab something, just saying.
I’m guessin’ she just scratched her @ss and he’s trying to figure out what stuck.
August 28th, 2012
Stacy’s mom has got it goin’ on.
August 30th, 2012
Oh…oh my gawd. I work there!
October 30th, 2012
she is supersexy…i am in love…i need to come down to florida and find her.
December 28th, 2012