August 21st, 2012
My Pet Monkey
Here’s the thing I’m torn on. Am I glad you have a diaper on your monkey to prevent it from shitting on the floor or am I pissed off the monkey has a diaper because now it will be difficult it to fling it’s poop? I’m leaning towards the latter and here is why: You’ve already pissed me off and crossed the line by bringing a monkey into Wally World so you might as well go full-force with it and let him toss his shit all over the place. Your thoughts in the comments are encouraged but I will not likely care.
Florida
My Pet Monkey,
31 Comments, Comment or Ping
People shouldn’t be allowed to own monkeys in the first place. Say no to exotic pets.
August 21st, 2012
Even though it’s disgusting to see this creature in wal-mart, I’m glad he’s sitting on her shoulder (so if he poops in that diaper, she can get a good sniff) rather than in the cart where people have to put their groceries!
August 21st, 2012
At least this MONKEY has a diaper, see the next picture. Whats the difference? a diaper!
August 21st, 2012
Just cause you got the monkey off your back, doesn’t mean the circus has left town. – George Carlin
August 21st, 2012
Just seems to be the natural order of things around planet wawaworld..
August 21st, 2012
Doesn’t look anything at all like my pet monkey…
August 21st, 2012
some of the wal-creatures featured should have had a diaper on too! Especially the ones who sharted themselves.
August 21st, 2012
thank god they dont allow them here in kansas. at least the ones ive gone to dont let you anyway. no pets, unless its a seeing eye dog.
August 21st, 2012
Animals are not allowed in stores except if seeing eye dog or service dog. Why the hell did they allow her in?
August 21st, 2012
I hope when she changes the monkey’s diaper it lets a big banana shart on her.
August 21st, 2012
Probably a service animal. I know of a girl who has one in case she has a seizure, it chirps in her ear and calms her down.
August 21st, 2012
that poor monkey should be in a zoo, not enslaved to a horrible life of being somebody’s conversation piece!
August 21st, 2012
Monkey see, monkey do-do.
August 21st, 2012
Why are these people even allowed into the stores? These certainly are not pets to help in assisting the physically impaired.
August 21st, 2012
It is against the law to bring critters into the store unless they are service animals…Why does this shit persist. If I were to see this shit I would call the cops and press charges….it is just plain unhealthy….
August 21st, 2012
Pretty bad when the monkey is better dressed than a lot of the patrons we see.
August 21st, 2012
Service animal should have harnesses, vests or some other visible designation as such.If they don’t have this , they should not be allowed in stores or restaurants. No exceptions.
August 21st, 2012
Keep in mind that the law states “service animals” and that monkeys can be better trained for some roles than any other animal can. At least she had a diaper on the thing.
Also keep in mind that, properly cared for, that monkey will live much longer than its wild counterparts. It’s also probably much better cared for than it would be in far too many zoos.
August 21st, 2012
I agree with the ‘say no’ posts. Exotic animals shouldn’t be kept as pets. Wildlife should stay in the wild.
August 21st, 2012
i see what you did there,
August 22nd, 2012
A monkey is not a pet! This lady needs to get a life and find another hobby than humanizing an animal which should be roaming free
August 22nd, 2012
Kind of hard to spank the monkey with a diaper on.
August 22nd, 2012
How on earth can Walmart allow this!
August 22nd, 2012
I think pets quietly contained in good containers, like a puppy in a zipped purse bag for instance, should be the exception and allowed, but a bird/monkey/cat/dog/unruly child should not be allowed loose even if it stays close on a leash. They just shed “things” too often.
August 22nd, 2012
They sell food there…git that f*ckin mokey outta there!
August 22nd, 2012
that monkey is about as hygienic as a toddler, IDK what the difference is really…but yeah, I don’t think “exotics” should be kept as pets either.
August 23rd, 2012
up until recently monkeys could be service animals if they were both properly trained and leashed and either diapered or house trained. Maybe its a service monkey, I have a service Chihuahua so I can’t hate on her if it is for medical reasons. As a pet hell no!!!
August 24th, 2012
I really HATE when people bring animals in walmart!!! there is food there!!! only service animals should be there!!!!!
August 25th, 2012
OH DEAR GOD! From a pretty politically-liberal dude…would you politically-correct anal-retentive biotches LIGHTEN THE HELL UP? It’s funny! F-U-N-N-Y. Something that doesn’t register with most of you. If you don’t like seeing this: 1) Don’t go to Walmart, 2) Stay away from this site.
I wish s/he could throw feces at you! Maybe that’d get a laugh!
It’s a friggin’ monkey on a woman’s shoulder in Walmart! Goddamn, that is FUNNY!
September 8th, 2012
That is likely an anxiety monkey service animal, but it should have a harness. If I had one I sure wouldn’t want it sitting on my head or neck, that is a lot of faith to put into a walmart diaper designed for another species.
September 18th, 2012
Monkeys can be used as service animals and service animals do not have to wear a vest or identification. It’s actually illegal for stores to ask for verification that an animal is a service animal.
September 24th, 2012
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