The Blue Belt



When someone sent this into us they titled it “Walmart Ninja”. Now it took me a while, but if you keep a sharp eye and commit yourself to looking you’ll see the ninja. He is pretty damn good.

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  1. Mark40930

    Samurai Jack is really letting himself go…

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    August 28th, 2012

  2. Momster

    Whatever you do, don’t piss off the Walmart greeter in Ohio. He means business!

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    August 28th, 2012

  3. dijital101

    ffs, you could at least give us a hint. Now I’m gonna be staring at this all day.

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    August 28th, 2012

  4. MasterBaiter

    It seems only fitting that the one time you see a fat ninja its in a walmart.

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    August 28th, 2012

  5. Susan13JP

    It is hard to be a ninja with change in your pockets.

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    August 28th, 2012

  6. tj pane

    WTF ! Now I really have seen everything at PoWM. But this dude is not a ninja. That’s a karate outfit he’s got on and he’s holding a samurai sword. Weird. Is it even legal to walk around like that?

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    August 28th, 2012

  7. alita

    Why so pissy, panda bear?

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    August 28th, 2012

  8. Jen

    The Wal-mart Samurai – slicing prices in half.

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    August 28th, 2012

  9. Bolts

    Isee him, I see him!!! Look closely and you’ll see his red and white shoes. (HINT) They are on the floor!

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    August 28th, 2012

  10. signguy

    New approach for dealing with customers wanting to return items for a refund…

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    August 28th, 2012

  11. CamdensGramps

    Snatch the pebble from my hand weed hopper………….

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    August 28th, 2012

  12. Mumashik

    FINALLY Wal-Mart is getting serious about people with their butt-cracks showing – way to go Wal-Mart!!!!!

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    August 28th, 2012

  13. whitecoon

    what a douche. too much T V

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    August 28th, 2012

  14. MM

    I know him. That’s Obie Wan the pussy licker.

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    August 28th, 2012

  15. Cybr

    Maybe he’s about to commit “hari-kari” as a floor show.

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    August 28th, 2012

  16. Joey BadaBing

    John Belushi would have been proud….

    SAMURAI WALMART GREETER !!!!!

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    August 28th, 2012

  17. T.Mo

    Halloween is 2 months away…

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    August 28th, 2012

  18. George

    Walmart Ninja…..gotta get those price rollbacks done….when you can take the low prices from my hand you will be done, weed whacker…

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    August 28th, 2012

  19. Cableguy1000

    I see the ninja, he’s hiding behind the fat guy.

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    August 28th, 2012

  20. Fly on the Wall

    As someone who used to work at Walmart, I know the customer service would love to have him by their side or at least access to the sword. You would be amazed the beaten, used-up crap people try to return.

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    August 28th, 2012

  21. drm

    Just saying…I’ve done martial arts for years, and no matter the dojo, there is this guy. Personally, I wouldn’t mess with him. I wouldn’t even think about messing with him.

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    August 28th, 2012

  22. Watertender

    Hassan CHOP!!!

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    August 28th, 2012

  23. steve

    slingblade.. mmm.

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    August 28th, 2012

  24. batfake

    Wallyworld Ninja: ready to disappear into FAT air.

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    August 28th, 2012

  25. Tom Conoley

    I’d go back to sporting goods, buy a nice shotgun and some 00buck, and introduce him to the American Way of Getting Things Done …

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    August 28th, 2012

  26. Dotti

    Are those bowling shoes?

    I guess they’d be comfy enough. Great, now I’m going to have to Google search ‘martial arts bowling shoes’.

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    August 29th, 2012

  27. Xen

    You mad, bro?

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    August 29th, 2012

  28. Travis

    Oh my god…Doug? I know this dude. I was in his Karate class a few years ago…I got my black belt waaay back then. Actually, i got 4 belts in the time it took him to get to blue from yellow. Yikes.

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    August 30th, 2012

  29. Meh

    Why is he wearing a martial arts gi like karate and holding a sword? The two just don’t go together.

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    September 6th, 2012

  30. jeff

    walmart in calcutta ohio I have seen the cashier many times there have to look for this dude next time I go in

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    September 17th, 2012

  31. Mahogany Penguin

    Omg this is from the Calcutta wAlmart

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    September 21st, 2013

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