August 28th, 2012
The Blue Belt
When someone sent this into us they titled it “Walmart Ninja”. Now it took me a while, but if you keep a sharp eye and commit yourself to looking you’ll see the ninja. He is pretty damn good.
Ohio
The Blue Belt,
When someone sent this into us they titled it “Walmart Ninja”. Now it took me a while, but if you keep a sharp eye and commit yourself to looking you’ll see the ninja. He is pretty damn good.
Ohio
The Blue Belt,
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Samurai Jack is really letting himself go…
August 28th, 2012
Whatever you do, don’t piss off the Walmart greeter in Ohio. He means business!
August 28th, 2012
ffs, you could at least give us a hint. Now I’m gonna be staring at this all day.
August 28th, 2012
It seems only fitting that the one time you see a fat ninja its in a walmart.
August 28th, 2012
It is hard to be a ninja with change in your pockets.
August 28th, 2012
WTF ! Now I really have seen everything at PoWM. But this dude is not a ninja. That’s a karate outfit he’s got on and he’s holding a samurai sword. Weird. Is it even legal to walk around like that?
August 28th, 2012
Why so pissy, panda bear?
August 28th, 2012
The Wal-mart Samurai – slicing prices in half.
August 28th, 2012
Isee him, I see him!!! Look closely and you’ll see his red and white shoes. (HINT) They are on the floor!
August 28th, 2012
New approach for dealing with customers wanting to return items for a refund…
August 28th, 2012
Snatch the pebble from my hand weed hopper………….
August 28th, 2012
FINALLY Wal-Mart is getting serious about people with their butt-cracks showing – way to go Wal-Mart!!!!!
August 28th, 2012
what a douche. too much T V
August 28th, 2012
I know him. That’s Obie Wan the pussy licker.
August 28th, 2012
Maybe he’s about to commit “hari-kari” as a floor show.
August 28th, 2012
John Belushi would have been proud….
SAMURAI WALMART GREETER !!!!!
August 28th, 2012
Halloween is 2 months away…
August 28th, 2012
Walmart Ninja…..gotta get those price rollbacks done….when you can take the low prices from my hand you will be done, weed whacker…
August 28th, 2012
I see the ninja, he’s hiding behind the fat guy.
August 28th, 2012
As someone who used to work at Walmart, I know the customer service would love to have him by their side or at least access to the sword. You would be amazed the beaten, used-up crap people try to return.
August 28th, 2012
Just saying…I’ve done martial arts for years, and no matter the dojo, there is this guy. Personally, I wouldn’t mess with him. I wouldn’t even think about messing with him.
August 28th, 2012
Hassan CHOP!!!
August 28th, 2012
slingblade.. mmm.
August 28th, 2012
Wallyworld Ninja: ready to disappear into FAT air.
August 28th, 2012
I’d go back to sporting goods, buy a nice shotgun and some 00buck, and introduce him to the American Way of Getting Things Done …
August 28th, 2012
Are those bowling shoes?
I guess they’d be comfy enough. Great, now I’m going to have to Google search ‘martial arts bowling shoes’.
August 29th, 2012
You mad, bro?
August 29th, 2012
Oh my god…Doug? I know this dude. I was in his Karate class a few years ago…I got my black belt waaay back then. Actually, i got 4 belts in the time it took him to get to blue from yellow. Yikes.
August 30th, 2012
Why is he wearing a martial arts gi like karate and holding a sword? The two just don’t go together.
September 6th, 2012
walmart in calcutta ohio I have seen the cashier many times there have to look for this dude next time I go in
September 17th, 2012
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