August 29th, 2012
Here Comes Honey Boo Boo
Sooo I’m told that this is a picture of the McDonald’s in Walmart with someone called “Honey Boo Boo”. I had to look up what the hell a honey boo boo is and it turns out I hate America. Seriously between these little toddler talent show reality shows, the Kardashians, and Tim Tebow I’m like 86% sure I’m gonna eat a bullet soon.
Georgia
Here Comes Honey Boo Boo,
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This might be a new low in reality TV programming with the Kardashians a close second.
The Bachelor series is also the most insipid show on commercial TV by a long shot.
August 29th, 2012
So which one is the tv star ?
August 29th, 2012
I watched this train wreck of a show once and her Momma kept calling her “parts”, a biscuit. I though I was going to do a Van Gogh and cut off my ears.
August 29th, 2012
CLUB IT!
August 29th, 2012
I’ve only seen ads for that show. I think I’ll tune in and watch an entire episode – right after I lock myself in a phone booth and sandpaper a wolverine’s asshole.
August 29th, 2012
There are still Walmarts with McDonald’s in them?!?!
August 29th, 2012
I watched clips of that show, how disgusting. At best it is child abuse/exploitation and at the worst soft child pornography. Not to mention the f’d up attitudes these girls are getting.
August 29th, 2012
The show is like a train wreck that you have to watch even though its painful. The mom has “rust” in her neck wrinkles!
August 29th, 2012
Jesus H. Christ what the hell is wrong with this country?!?
August 29th, 2012
So your kid is overweight .. B F D
August 29th, 2012
Heres comes stinky boo boo should be the name of the show. It’s disgusting!
August 29th, 2012
Have u seen the woman?? It ain’t just a biscuit, it’s a whole damn can!! Op n fresh my ass!!
August 29th, 2012
PWT at it’s finest !!!
Typical walcreatures
I had to look it up…. I’m sorry I did……..
August 29th, 2012
The little girl needs to stay the hell away from mcdonalds- she’s already well on her way to becoming a cart-riding walmartian.
August 29th, 2012
The one poster isn’t me…not sure if it was a coincidence or idiocy though. Either way,they should have more respect. The lord’s name isn’t some random exclamation
And what’s wrong with Tebow? We should be applauding people bold enough to show their faith and be witnesses in public. shame on you.
August 29th, 2012
What a fat assed ugly kid. Have you seen her mother? That’s what she has to look forward to.
August 29th, 2012
The little girl doesn’t know any better. While the show is quite jaw dropping, I hope it is a way for someone to take notice and help this family to better themselves.
August 29th, 2012
I hate it too… famous for being loud and obnoxious should not be encouraged…
August 29th, 2012
OMG! I wish I was a fat little spoiled brat with a TV show. Then I could also show the world what an idiot my fat stupid Mother is. I want to grow up just like her. Hay Boo Boo, fat ugly kids become fat ugly adults with lots of babies…
August 29th, 2012
I can’t stand this family. They are all obese, and for some reason they think that it’s cute? This child annoys me, she reminds me of a piglet with an attitude. She will probably be saying a dollar makes her holler for a LOOOONNNG time. Long after she had lost whatever looks it is she thinks she has. I mean, it is sad. the average weight for a 6 year old should be about 44 to 50 pounds, this booboo is 70 pounds. Yeah, teach your grotesque butterball that she canbe fat, and put her in competitions where she will be judged for her looks. Here is a nickel for her future therapy sessions.
August 29th, 2012
People you should not focus on Boo Boo and please enjoy the lovely ladies that hang out with her so guys will notice them more
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The show is really awful.
Later,
John
August 29th, 2012
Ok where to start… First mm#2 if mm#1 is a Christian then saying Jesus H. Christ is just that a random exclamation. Second I love that people come on here and are trying to be moral and all rainbows and butterflies. YOU CAME TO THIS SITE TO CLOWN ON SOME POOR IDIOTS EXPENSE. So don’t act all self righteous. Ohhey mm I guess that was for you too lol gotta love when the peeps on the thread are dumber than the oes in the pic paople
August 29th, 2012
Stupid smart phone typos lol
August 29th, 2012
I woud have to agree that we ought to be embarassed of what we’re paying in to on reality t.v. I, myself have never seen any of the mentoned shows and I refuse to change that because being dumb, a whore, or fat is no reason to be paid to be a role model for American kids. Or any kids for that matter.
August 29th, 2012
Saw this kid on a commercial for that stupid show….DISGUSTING!! I also want to know what’s happened to this country!! Embarassing!! And to the person who asked if there are stil McD’s in Walmart…yes…still in NM.
August 29th, 2012
This and the Toddlers in Tiaras share one aspect: it’s like the Home Shopping Network for pedophiles. Absolutely repugnant.
August 29th, 2012
LMAO @ Northerngirl
August 29th, 2012
@ the apparently Christian MM – The other MM has been mocking you for over a month now, I guess you are just noticing it.
August 29th, 2012
Kill it. Stomp it to death. You can just walk away from the “mother” and watch her have a heart attack trying to keep up.
August 29th, 2012
Yeah she really doesn’t need to be going to Mcdonald’s. The mom has like 5 chins on her, I feel sorry for this girl who is on the same train!
August 29th, 2012
WHO?
August 29th, 2012
I would rather spray my eyes with pepper spray while shaving my head with a cheese grater while chewing on tin foil than watch that bunch of inbreds.
They hae subtitles for crying out loud……
August 29th, 2012
Nasty!
August 29th, 2012
@ NORTHERN GIRL. You’ve come a long way baby! two thumbs up.
August 29th, 2012
Ef’n that thar family tree ain’t got no branches on it, that there watermelon can’t fall fur from that tree.
August 29th, 2012
I used to call my cat Honey Boo Boo.
Used to.
August 29th, 2012
Ok, Given that this child is way overweight and Mum is terribly overweight and a diabetes, high blood pressure train wreck waiting to happen, her future health is not going to be great. I feel for this poor kid. Overweight, over exposed and over done in pagents.
August 29th, 2012
Tea on the keyboard. Thanks, Northern Girl. LMAO.
August 30th, 2012
… Another blow to white folk in Georgia.
August 30th, 2012
Fat + Poor attitude + Spoiled + Famous for no reason + Horrible horrible parents = Your own tv show? I’m sorry but reality tv needs to die now. It’s not bad enough that kids these days have basically no role models. The ones they are presented with encourage them to be fat, bitchy, leeches and have a baby before they get out of high school. And trust me, plenty of girls today are turning out just like this.
Take notice people. If you let your kids see this stuff. Your a fail of a parent. If you watch it yourself your just a fail of a person.
I donno about everyone else but if I ever have kids, they ain’t watching tv.
August 30th, 2012
I haven’t seen this show (And i’ll die before I’ll subject myself to that) But anyone who calls their kid by that fail of a stripper name needs to be put down.
Honey boo boo? WTF?
August 30th, 2012
Ah crap I’m still laughing at Northern Girl. How many of us are going to steal that line……
August 30th, 2012
I’ll go along with her show and the other show with the three K sisters, But why put Tim Tebow in on this… he’s an example I would love my kids to follow….100% first class…
August 30th, 2012
Tebow is the only good thing you mentioned. At least he has morals and ethics.
August 30th, 2012
Wait, I can’t find an effin’ job but baby Shamu here gets a reality show? WTF!?!? Send its fat ass back to SeaWorld and give ME a stupid TV show!
August 30th, 2012
this Show is Trash TV and Should not be on TV!!!
August 30th, 2012
if you look closely you’ll notice that booboo is holding up 2 fingers, wondering if thats the number of collective iq points her family has
August 31st, 2012
Hey MM read this: Matthew 6: 5-6
August 31st, 2012
You guys! Seriously! Leave little Cartman alone!
August 31st, 2012
Yep us southern hillbillies still have walmart with mcdonalds and some of them dont sell groceries and do sell material at the swewing center.
August 31st, 2012
@VERBATIM – I’m totally in sync. Northerngirl’s line has had me chuckling since I read it, and I’m already thinking about where I can use it. Today. Without getting fired.
August 31st, 2012
I wouldn’t even want my picture taken with her. That would be an implied endorsement of what’s happening to her.
August 31st, 2012
P.S. to NG, first you have to find a phone booth! Maybe Superman knows where the few remaining are.
August 31st, 2012
OMG!!! HONEY BOO BOOS MOM SHOPS AT WALMART!!!!! IM SOOO SHOCKED!!!!
September 1st, 2012
Okay.. seriously, I laughed so freaking hard at the “I had to look up what the hell a honey boo boo is and it turns out I hate America.” part. Made my day.
September 2nd, 2012
I don’t care what any of you go on about, I LOVE honey boo boo child!! This show is awesome! Strut your stuff sunshine!! Xo!!
September 2nd, 2012
Millipede I predict we will hear it soon on someone’s talk show. And ya, there are plenty of times it would be perfect at work, as long as the boss isn’t around.
September 3rd, 2012
Holy crap! That boo-boo kid is as big as those teenagers. Her teenage years won’t be pretty.
September 3rd, 2012
Just what Honey Boo Boo needs. More fun of all places McD’s
September 3rd, 2012
I’ve geard of Bunny Foo Foo, but WTF is a Honey Boo Boo???
September 3rd, 2012
Sweetheart, darling – Apparently it’s a goofy nickname that some redneck gave their little precious bundle of joy. Then they fed her junk food and let her stay inside and watch television all day and play video games. Of course, she is so beautiful that they have to share her beauty with the world, so they started entering her in beauty contests. They landed a spot on a reality t.v. show hoping that they become rich and eventually are able to buy a bigger trailer. (I’ve never seen the show, but I figure that is the jest of it.)\
September 4th, 2012
Don’t eat a bullet! Feed the bullet to THEM.
}:)
September 4th, 2012
ok so totally in the other direction…i like toddlers and tiaras. and i get a big ass kick outa honey boo boo. the dad, sugar bear, works his ass off 7 days a week. so what they are weird. but it is sorta like watching horders, you’re just releived you’re not exactly like all these people. but im not hatin. it’s all mindless entertainment. and if they are making money off it, im not having to support them on welfare, now am i?
September 5th, 2012
The feed this little trainwreck “go-go” juice. a combination of redbull and mountain dew.
I just watched a youtube clip of Honey Boo Boo. Holy Hell.
September 9th, 2012
Ok why is it this family isn’t ashamed of themselves or lifestyle and everyone hating on them most of us have had chips n soda for breakfast they live life and have fun doing it so what they have a mini pig as a pet they are not hurting anyone and for anyone to put down a.6 year old child is a shame take a good look at your family I bet they do some crazy stuff too bet a teenager in your family done had a child what angers me is putting down a child really people
September 13th, 2012
Cute!! I bought that same outfit for my 5 yr old it’s sooo cute!!
September 14th, 2012
After seeing the show, I know exactly what kind of mother would let her 6 year old take pictures with random strangers in a Walmart. This poor kid has no chance in this world with a family like that.
September 14th, 2012
‘Murica…
September 26th, 2012
That kid is a fat, ugly little troll. Sorry but YUCK! She will end up 400 pounds with 10 kids from 10 different dads. Poster child for white trash.
October 18th, 2012
THANK YOU – SBLACK – FOR STANDING UP FOR mm #1 ALIAS ME!!
February 10th, 2013
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