Gorilla Babies



Oh ok, i see we really wanna test my shit right now by upgrading from a monkey to a damn gorilla in the store! Are you kidding me right now? I don’t know how fast they grown into 10 story monsters! Could be a matter of minutes so get King Kong out of the damn store before he starts wrecking the entire town!…What’s that? It’s a doll you make? Ohh. Well in that case, what the hell are you coddling a fake baby gorilla for? That’s weirder than coddling a real gorilla. Safer, but weirder.

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Gorilla Babies, 4.5 out of 10 based on 417 ratings

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  1. Barker61

    What the hell is she doing with a monkey in a beauty salon in Wallyworld?? Is she breeding new game animals for us to hunt while shopping? If so, let met get my .375 H&H Magnum!

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    August 30th, 2012

  2. dr scott

    You gotta be frickin kidding me baby Obama!!! Didn’t know Walmart was in Kenya…

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    August 30th, 2012

  3. andy

    All that talkin bout the baby gorilla and you forgot bout the tits infringe of the camera? Shame on you.

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    August 30th, 2012

  4. fromhell

    Hmm…At first I thought it was a baby…never mind, that would be wrong, LOL.

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    August 30th, 2012

  5. Belial N Marleys Mom

    And of course she’s riding a fat cart!

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    August 30th, 2012

  6. toeachhisown

    Get the f*ckin non-human primate out of the store where they sell food!!!

    He’ll throw his sh*t around, and when he’s bigger, he could rip your face off.

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    August 30th, 2012

  7. signguy

    Look close… Gotta be blood.

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    August 30th, 2012

  8. Jen

    Time to burp the monkey.

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    August 30th, 2012

  9. Joemama

    I’ve seen a lot of crap on this website, but this one takes the cake. Lord, I’ve never seen anything so disturbing.

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    August 31st, 2012

  10. kendra

    Are you SURE that’s a gorilla?? Or the photographer said it was?

    (Racist idiots!)

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    August 31st, 2012

  11. SA

    Mauling in 5, 4, 3, 2….

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    August 31st, 2012

  12. eyesapoppin

    instead of taking the damn picture, couldn’t you just have called the ASPCA? This creature is in trouble, and I’m not referring to granny…

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    August 31st, 2012

  13. Watertender

    Barack?

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    August 31st, 2012

  14. Joey BadaBing

    Magilla Gorilla

    the next generation of walcreatures !

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    August 31st, 2012

  15. MM

    She’s holding baby Hay-suss. I’d recognize those whiskers anywhere

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    August 31st, 2012

  16. unknown

    if you read the caption the gorilla is fake. its a doll. no ASPCA needed. maybe just a stay at the mental ward. lol

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    August 31st, 2012

  17. PPLWATCHER

    What’s scary is the fact that she “did” its hair and also appears to be nursing the little creature. POWM, you managed to disturb me again!

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    August 31st, 2012

  18. G Spot Finder

    We called the psych ward and they’ll be here shortly.(We hope)

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    August 31st, 2012

  19. whitecoon

    Take that michelle white bitch be raisn your baby

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    August 31st, 2012

  20. Nexus

    Nice side boob shot!

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    August 31st, 2012

  21. ReDu

    I was wondering if this was one of those children born with hyperhirsutism. It’s an unfortunate medical condition where a person grows extreme body hair on their faces, bodies and extremities and could easily resemble a primate baby.

    If this isn’t a living thing and is a doll, then this woman is just strange.
    If I’m right about the hyperhirsutism, she’s being a compassionate grandma.
    Just offering what my first thought was.

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    August 31st, 2012

  22. Amanda

    I am pretty sure that is an Ashton Drake collectible Gorilla doll. Not that it makes it any less disturbing!

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    August 31st, 2012

  23. MasterBaiter

    Bet she tries to have sex with it.

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    August 31st, 2012

  24. jag

    But you said that you liked my monkey!

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    August 31st, 2012

  25. GidgetTheMidget

    That does NOT look like a doll to me! Human or animal, that’s no doll. Or else it’s the most real looking doll I’ve ever seen!

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    August 31st, 2012

  26. grosssauce

    Not any worse then the crowd on black friday fighting over friggen towels

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    September 1st, 2012

  27. Mark

    What was the store location? This woman needs to be reported to the authorities

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    September 1st, 2012

  28. Hayley

    They actually make fake pug dolls like these too… *shudder*

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    September 2nd, 2012

  29. Meh

    Looks like a baby niglette to me.

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    September 2nd, 2012

  30. Lady Anne

    I honestly can’t tell if it’s a doll or not, but she’s holding it WAY too high to be nursing, and I think she might be past that age, anyway. It is *possible* that she is a foster mother for the zoo. Some people are willing to take an orphaned primate or large cat and hand feed it until it can manage on its own, then return it to the zoo. I wouldn’t mind doing that, but I’d probably have a hard time giving back an animal I’d raised.

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    September 2nd, 2012

  31. toeachhisown

    Only if you give it a haircut. But don’t shave it!

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    September 3rd, 2012

  32. jag

    LMAO ;)

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    September 3rd, 2012

  33. Personwitheyes

    are you people insance? that baby is nowhere near to breast-feeding position – open your eyes! It very clearly is a human baby – the only question is real or fake – looks real to me. By the way, whether it’s human or gorilla – why on earth is anyone asking about contacting the authorities? The grandma/caregiver is very clearly taking good care of “it”. The baby is wrapped in a warm blanket (clean) clothes and is being carefully held. What on earth is she doing wrong that the authorities need to be contacted? Open your eyes people.

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    September 3rd, 2012

  34. Ali Cristiana

    I think I know that baby. She was born with a syndrome and has died. All the people that said nasty things and who ever posted this picture needs to grow a heart. And ask God to forgive you.

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    September 3rd, 2012

  35. Steve the German

    This looks like one of michelle obamas daugthers…the oldest one…
    All black babies look like this one…

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    September 5th, 2012

  36. Cate of the Deathwok Clan

    Maybe it’s just a deformed crack baby.

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    September 6th, 2012

  37. DATPHATGRAVY

    Another little ethnic tax deduction to increase her food stamp allotment.

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    September 7th, 2012

  38. Its notreal

    in a few years it will be using its own food stamps at walmart

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    September 8th, 2012

  39. Excuse Me

    I didn’t realize this was an official online meeting of the KKK.

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    September 11th, 2012

  40. Danni

    If it’s not a doll (which I HIGHLY doubt it is), it looks like a baby with hypertrichosis. It’s a disorder where people grow a coat of hair all over their bodies. Some of these comments are really disgusting tbh.

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    October 3rd, 2012

  41. jca

    While I love the site and its seemingly endless collection of humor, I actually have to vote that this photo might break your rule about not posting pictures of those who are developmentally impaired, physically handicapped etc. Having cared for a number of little-old-ladies with dementia, I know that baby dolls are sometimes used as a therapeutic technique to help keep the patient calm. Patients are able to focus on caregiving tasks to the doll and are able to more interact more appropriately with their environment when they have this type of purposeful distraction.

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    December 13th, 2012

  42. Cici

    Please that is just a black baby

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    January 5th, 2013

  43. Ken O

    Fiji Mermaid

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    March 1st, 2013

  44. smurfymcgee

    Anyone else notice the nice rack on the other chick

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