I will NOT taste the rainbow! I will never ever taste that rainbow. Somebody make that rainbow stop.
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This should be jail-worthy – where the outfit would also make more sense.
October 19th, 2009
Actually it says “Skittles”………..Can you imagine the little skittles dribbling out of that butt and just in time for that tongue to lick it up………..Who the hell comes up with an idea like this to spray paint on your ass?
Mrs. Potato Head
I think the funny part is that it’s one of those “Choose your own designs.”
Not only did she pick out those shorts, she also thought to have skittles on her butt. Nice choice. Very attractive. I’m sure lots of men line up to taste the rainbow.
Skittles? More like ‘SKID-dles… You know there is some discoloration on that white shorts/thong combo…
You can keep the brown ones
Ewwww!!!!!! I will *never* eat Skittles again!!!!!
I think I am gonna be ill…………………..
At least it wasn’t her M&M’s…Melts in….nevermind.
uhg… seriously… uhg…
What has been seen….
….cannot be unseen.
Ew, this rainbow tasts salty.
Please make it stop.
I think she’s had a few too many Skittles … just a few.
When she farts does a pot of gold come out? I also can’t yell at the guy for spelling Florida wrong – he was blinded by the rainbow :O
now i can never eat skittles again without thinking about a rim job.
My doctor said I needed to cut down my sugar intake. Thanks Skittle-Butt for saving me from ever worrying about my blood glucose level ever again. Broccoli anyone?
Just ones I would like to see a fat person with “Eat greens” on their clothes.
I think she bought those at my garage sale…
Looks like a promotion for the new “bidet”.
Skittles… Sh*t The Rainbow!
She’s like a human billboard….advertising Skittles on one cheek…The Rolling Stones on the other…and with “Na Noo” written above both, apparently Mork and Mindy !
And yes, she is “Making a Grown Man Cryyyyyyyyyyyyy”
why is it that fat, ghetto bitchezs think they’re hot and wear this crap? sad part is…some guy does think she’s hott!
Skittles is using her to introduce a new flavor — dingleberry.
Shocked and awed
jaysus somebody link this to Skittle’s trademark lawyers, they too will sh*t
This must be where chocolate skittles come from.
Shittles, taste the asshole….
I hope no one puts a quarter in her, cranks her, and patiently waits for 12 Skittles to fall into their open hand !!
Right now, lick it good, lick those skittles just like you should uh huh
I think i’m gonna buy shorts that are 3 sizes too small and have a picture of a salad being tossed air brushed on the back side.
Oh well, at least the rainbow doesn’t lead to a camel toe.
It looks like her ass is hungry, because it’s eating her shorts.
lol they misspelled florida
Moons in Leo
You know she probably spent her whole rec time spray painting this on her shorts. You have to wonder why.
when she has her period and forgets her tampon or has explosive diarrea no one will be able to tell. clever no?
How do we know that’s even a chick…o.e
Glad they’re not Tootsie rolls. Another statement that screams “I am fat AND stupid. Between PoWM and web sites showing mug shots,…..
I am going to worry that this is acceptable.
“Skittles…..Taste the Ass Hole”
i don;t think i am ready for this jelly!
what ls that tounge mean ? lick the skittles from her bum? ewww nnnaaassssttyyy………
Skittle stock just went down.
I always thought Skittles tasted like sh*&.
taste the rainbow……or the extra skin and fat on the inside of my knee.
Oh. my. God.
funny that everyone thinks that’s a FEMALE rainbow waiting for a pot of gold….ghetto? yeah that’s obvious….I think I might be suffering from temporary blindness now, but this is why we LOVE to look at these pictures!! To fulfill our desire to see the grotesque and unusual at Wal-Mart of course!
Her butt looks like it’s clenched in horror of the salivating tongue moving in for a lick. Also, if I can see the rolls around your knees…you shorts are too damn short
James T Kirk
Where is this Flordia she hails from?
These shorts were perfectly white when he left the house. All this “color” came out of his ass on the drive over to WalFart.
Does this mean her anal hole taste like skittles. Who wants to part those cheeks and go in for a lick?
Wearing these shorts is an act of Terrorism! Send this guy to Guantanamo!
I don’t want to know what’s on the other side of the rainbow.
Major gag factor here.
Instead of a tongue coming out of the mouth, it should be vomit.
Wait till this person bends over. You’ll see skittles enlarge to SKITTLES, and the rainbow will fan out like a peacock’s feathers.
I don’t wanna see the pot of gold at the end of THAT rainbow.
Mmmmm…that’s one big juicy a**!
I’m really laughing because you all thought that Skittles were made by Mars, Inc. on little confectionary factory lines! LOL!!! Little did you know, these tiny chewy treats were made by the Waponis on a tropical island somewhere. Through a secret tribal process the Waponi native first eats gum from the natively grown gum trees, then ingests any one of the available fruits on the islands. The digestion process melds the flavor of the fruit with gum and in the end the Waponi squats and excretes the “Skit” into wooden bowls. Only part Mars, Inc. ever does is put the candy coating on these “Skits” and finally calls them Skittles…
What you see in this picture is a Waponi union member in union shorts!
What till you see how they actually make Snickers! Ever wondered how they got those peanuts in there?
“Has anyone seen my skittles”? I thought I left them on the chair. OOeeew never mind.
oh dear god noooooo!!!!!!!!!!!
more like taste the dingleberries
I think I baby barfed. I never want skittles again. The makers of skittles should sue her for libel.
Good one Dave. Now I know why they call them Skiddles.
Oh Damn! That is sooo not nice
I don’t think I’m ready for this jelly…
THAT is just SO disturbing on SO many levels.
I mean, it looks like Skittles is coming out of her butt, and that someone is licking her butt hole.
It is waaayyyy too early to see something like this…..just ruined my breakfast!
Why, why, why, whyyyyyyy???????
LUIC (laughing until I cry)
This MUST win the next contest. There should be another category for “Having evoked thee BEST comments.” I can’t even see through my tears!
Of all the pictures I’ve seen…. THIS one just made me throw up in my mouth. OMG Plain nasty!
I'm not telling
ok all of ya’ll keep saying she how do u know if its not a dude dressed up in some skittle shorts??
That gives a whole new meaning to “Taste the Rainbow”
SHITTLES TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASTE THE ASSHOLE
[Shudders] I’m at a loss for words, just a sound “Barf”
So she’s not a size 2. At least she’s wearing appropriate sized clothing and has confidence. P.S. There are men out there who appreciate a little junk in the trunk.
From another fat chick. And yes, I eat my “greens” too!
I’ve enjoyed some of the obsurd outfits and unusual people on this site, but it’s getting pretty rediculous when everyone is just making fun of someone because they don’t find them particularly attractive.
typo correction: absurd (not obsurd)
don’t taste the rainbow! but i cant wait to see the commercial, fat girl sh!ting out skid-dles. haha
S*#t another typo correction: ridiculous instead of “rediculous”
Man, so much for my degree!
IF she farts, the walls in Wal-mart will be rainbow colored.
Living with Balls
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
The clenched butt cheeks is NOT helping me overlook the interior knee fat.
It’s from Flordia….really? REALLY?
Women weighing over 200 lbs need not have messages across the butts of their pants. It’s just so wrong in so many ways!
The caption is fuckn hilarious! LMAO!
This ass is just begging for a kickin’!
looks like her butt is the only thing tasting that rainbow. eeeeww.
I have no desire to know what is at the end of that rainbow
I figure the other side of those shorts are the big lips projectile vomiting those skittles
Do these shorts make my ass look big ??
Not saying ghetto ass white girls dont wear shit like this sometimes, but blacks girls always wear shit like this, why do black peole have to take all the things I liked as a child and ruin them!!!???
Her ass is eating the rainbow!
There’s one pissed off leprechaun up that asscrack.
Oh, tongue between legs, tounge between legs!!!! No, no, no…Why would ANYONE choose to wear this if they did not want negative attention? Not possible!
i thought this fad of words across your ass was dying out…..at least i hope so. this is by far the worst one i’ve ever seen.
guess she had it custom made when the carnival came to the abandoned parking lot next to her trailer park.
This is why you dont mix skittles with cottage cheese
Skittles? More like Dingleberries!
It’s probably the only way she can get some tongue. Convince some other fat ass there’s skittles up there.
Tammy, this has NOTHING to do with whether she’s overweight. SHE IS WEARING PANTS THAT DEPICT SKITTLES POURING OUT OF HER ASS CHEEKS AND ONTO A SALIVATING TONGUE.
That would be objectionable even on a supermodel!
Since when do rainbows have a brown stripe?? Gross!!
rocky mountain goat
I hope that wasn’t a Graphic Design / Fashion assignment at the Art Institute of Florida.
Hope the dare paid off big…
I’m proud to be an American Soldier, defending our freedom so people can wear whetever they want to Wal-Mart.
Skittles or Shittles?
It’s an obvious typo. It should read, “Shittles”.
I’m a lesbian and I used to think that skittles were my own special little gay pride candy just for lil ol me..
Now here comes this nasty chick and wipes her dingleberries all over my flag.. *hissssss*
Ewwww…… I’ll never be proud of my bag of skittles again.. *sniff*
I bet she’s simply a ghetto rockin’ broadway music fan! (someone will get it…..somewhere)
This one is for the mods..
first there was Jamby, then there was Jambys Boyfriend..NOW there’s there is Sugartits???? Come on people???? Make comments about the pictures.. stop trying to be the first comment or see how many dislikes you can get .. because trust me…I bet I speak for all of us here when I say .. we all dislike what you are doing.. PLEASE STOP ‘ KAY??
Now.. lets get back to making fun of some icky Wal-Creatures shal we?
In this particular case, I’m willing to bet this month’s mortgage that the rainbow probably tastes like old chitlins and used Charmin.
Anyone notice “Florida” is spelled wrong? haha.
no thanks on the caca flavored skittles
Yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles!
Taste the rainbow!!! HURL!
can you imagine explaining that to the airbrush person:
“I want a rainbow in the background, my name up top, and a bag of skittles pouring into an open mouth with big red lips.
Also, it needs to be on the ass of these white shorts.”
Skittles should have the right to sue her for defamation of character, or something like that…
they must be good her butt is eating them look at the crack lol I just threw up in my mouth a little
the all seeing brown eye
I’m never eating Skittles again!!!
Volusia county, FL Probably the Daytona Beach store.
that is just not right!!!!
I dont even think Lucky would want to dance on that rainbow!
TASTE THE RAINBOW…the pot of gold can be found exactly 47 paces from the left kankle!
Shittles…Taste the Asshole.
Well at least she doesn’t have to worry about showing up to a party and finding out that her girlfriend wore the same outfit! It’s one of a kind (I hope).
that is one rainbow I would rather not taste.. ever.
Look, her knees have ass cheeks too
who raises these people…………….orphan you say………….that insults all orphans!
There’s a leper at the end of that rainbow…
YUCK!!!!! No one should wear that!
im suddenly not wanting any skittles
Alright DAMMIT where’s my palate cleanser, I NEED a palate cleanser!!!
Who the hell would lick that?!?! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
So I think the shorts are making fun of that yo mama joke. “Yo mama so fat, she sat on a rainbow and Skittles popped out.”
i think she’s implying she shits skittles…makes me wonder how would she know???
She just didn’t have a car to paint it on, I guess she thought her ass was the next biggest thing.
NO NO NO! that is not okay!
that is so wrong in so many differnt ways
I can only imagine the conversation between her and the designer for the shorts. “Oh yeah, that would be so purdy!” “You’ve got to do it!” HA! HA! and, “How cute will that be!” HA! HA! “We’ll put the skittles like they’re dropping into your butt crack and then the tongue on the other side like it’s going up your butt crack too!” “That will be just darling!” HA! HA!
Shittles…Taste the asshole
TASTE THE RAINBOW!
It looks like she’s sh*tting skittles straight into the mouth. Talk about rimming.
Well…it looks like her ass is trying to eat some of the skittles….its gonna suck for her when she has to start picking skittles out of her ass
Knee cleavage?!? Seriously?!
Az in ATL
October 20th, 2009
One day I woke up and I said “Self, we need a pair of white sweatpant shorts with an airbrush skittles scene on it just like we saw in our drug haze last night! We can’t forget the tongue licking our butt crack either!” And Self answered and said “Person that is a great idea skittles make me all warm and fuzzy inside!”
Shittles, taste the-
Aww, five people beat me to it.
Do you never learn? I’m sorry, I just find all caps so irritating and inexcusable.
Oh yummy, just in time for a snack.
Jamby, Do you really talk like this or do you really have a problem spelling? No pun intended, but you need to give it up if you are trying to be funny because you are not.
Yo mama’s so fat, she sat on a rainbow and Skittles popped out!
Super. I used to like Skittles, but now I have to cut my tongue out of my head with a shard of glass because I am gagging on it due to my knowledge that skittles have at one time passed over it into my body. Thanks bunches!
I think I will have shorts made the next time the carnival comes to town…. ones with huge flowers on the ass that way I can say when I shit it smells like roses!
Think I will toss the shittles out that the kids get trick or treating this just ruined them for me forever!
holding my hand against my mouth so i dont puke …..
Attention People of the World:
NO ONE looks good/cute/sexy with anything written across their ass.
It doesn’t matter how old, or young, you are.
If you’re 50, if you’re 30, if you’re 20, if you’re 11….not even if you’re 3.
For the love of all that is holy: STOP WEARING STUFF WHERE THERE’S WRITING ACROSS YOUR ASS.
I saw a bald lady wearing a shirt that said. “Melts in your mouth, not in your hands.” and sweats. It was in the post office or I would have taken a picture.
I didn’t know you could have rainbows where the sun doesn’t shine…
Skittles – taste like crap.
October 21st, 2009
Okay this is airbrushed. So you are telling me that someone PAID to have these made.
Shittles: taste the asshole…yum.
Skittles- “Shave the Rainbow…”
So would that be ChocolateSkittles or Skittle Poo?!?…Either way somebody poke my eyes out!!!
thats gotta be from Jacksonville
Tha only tongue thats gon taste that rainbow is tha tongue on them stanky shorts!….
October 23rd, 2009
the rainbow used to be a straight line
that’s not the rainbow you’re tasting!
October 24th, 2009
Tongue punch the dirt star
October 25th, 2009
AHHHHHHHHH!!! I used to love skittles.
October 26th, 2009
is it just me or does this not remind you of the Yo’ Mama joke… So fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
October 28th, 2009
The fad of word’s on butt’s is out. Now, it’s billboard’s on butt’s.
October 30th, 2009
I’d be a little more worried about what’s on the other side of the rainbow. Eek.
November 1st, 2009
I bet Ol’ Sha Na Na here is the person that drives the Getto Ass Skittles car seen earlier on this site.
November 2nd, 2009
Ghetto… Opps sorry!
No one else noticed that these hotpants say Na-Na on them?? This woman is a grandmother and someone likely BOUGHT them for her as a gift! Yuck!
November 3rd, 2009
Yo momma is so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!
November 9th, 2009
that is just plain nasty
November 11th, 2009
I didn’t know theres fudge flavored skittles !
November 17th, 2009
Two questions leap to mind:
1. How stoned do you have to be to think that design looks good/makes sense?
2. How stoned do you have to be to actually put that design on the shorts?
3. How stoned do you have to be to *wear* those shorts?
November 23rd, 2009
sorry, I meant *three* questions, my bad. (And I’m not stoned myself!)
Good LAWD, is there saliva dripping off that tongue?!
May 10th, 2011