Basket Case



I hope your mother had other kids and didn’t….wait for it….hold on….it’s coming….almost…..and….”put all of her eggs in one basket”. Huh? Right? Eggs like her fertility. Basket, cause you’re in a crate. The popular saying. Right? You know what people, lower your expectations. If you can’t find the humor in that, I don’t want to be your friend anyway.

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Basket Case, 6.5 out of 10 based on 276 ratings

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  1. wants the woman dressed as a tall elf

    only in Canada

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    September 5th, 2012

  2. PPLWATCHER

    Well, at least it’s keeping hime from showing crack…

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    September 5th, 2012

  3. Branetheory

    That’s a really rare growth.

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    September 5th, 2012

  4. Bob the LumberJack

    What the hell?

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    September 5th, 2012

  5. girlwatcher

    What the hell is that? Protection from the neighbors rottweiler biting him in the ass?

    NORTHERNGIRL: WHERE ARE YOU? EXPLAIN THIS, PLEASE.

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    September 5th, 2012

  6. netjnke

    I like how everyone acts like they don’t notice it LOL

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    September 5th, 2012

  7. April Pettingill

    my question is how did he get in that?

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    September 5th, 2012

  8. notalenthack

    I am quite certain that his design patent is still pending…along with his application to Harvard.

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    September 5th, 2012

  9. Martha Turner

    Brown eggs, too.

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    September 5th, 2012

  10. whitecoon

    Masterbation guard

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    September 5th, 2012

  11. Oddy

    First we had the Fanny Pack, but now we have the Ass Basket.

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    September 5th, 2012

  12. jayDubIII

    Strange as it may seem the guy is using the milk carton box as a belt.

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    September 5th, 2012

  13. Macy

    Booty-guard

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    September 5th, 2012

  14. mrs.738.

    I think he looks crate!

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    September 5th, 2012

  15. yasbob

    yellow box square pants?

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    September 5th, 2012

  16. ms codpiece

    Oh come on now…this is he latest in manly styled purses…it’s a Murse! real men can hold a six pack and snacks! Perfect!

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    September 5th, 2012

  17. Kristen

    I’m wondering how he managed to get that crate around himself.

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    September 5th, 2012

  18. Allison

    Just when you’d thought you’d seen it all…after everything on here I didn’t think I could actually be shocked (disgusted, yes) at this point…maybe dumbfounded would be a better description? IDK anymore

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  19. Jen

    His “items” were too small for a cart, so he grabbed a basket.

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    September 5th, 2012

  20. Erika

    Socrates here would ask you why you think he is in the basket.

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  21. Erika

    Socrates here would ask you what you think he is doing in the basket.

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    September 5th, 2012

  22. toeachhisown

    He just had a vasectomy and the doc put that on him to keep him from scratching himself

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    September 5th, 2012

  23. noodengr

    Well considering it is Wally World, be glad that he has clothes on beneath the basket.
    Maybe he is doing a variation of the broke guy wearing a wooden barrel, but milk crates are easier to get your hands on in the 21st century than wooden barrels.

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    September 6th, 2012

  24. Toby Won Kenobi

    Redneck lap-band surgery weight loss device.

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    September 6th, 2012

  25. Northerngirl

    @ GIRLWATCHER:

    It’s an antiquated method of both birth control and protection, from where the old saying “getting kicked in the old bread basket” comes from. This also brought about the saying “getting a toe hold”…. and of course, “OH, **&%%&$*(#%*# THAT HURTS LIKE A SOB!!!!

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    September 6th, 2012

  26. Christine

    I think the real problem here is that he got into it, but CAN’T get out of it. So now he is buying a little butter at Walmart to see if that will do the trick!

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    September 6th, 2012

  27. fromhell

    What the F?!

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    September 12th, 2012

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