September 5th, 2012
I hope your mother had other kids and didn’t….wait for it….hold on….it’s coming….almost…..and….”put all of her eggs in one basket”. Huh? Right? Eggs like her fertility. Basket, cause you’re in a crate. The popular saying. Right? You know what people, lower your expectations. If you can’t find the humor in that, I don’t want to be your friend anyway.
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only in Canada
September 5th, 2012
Well, at least it’s keeping hime from showing crack…
September 5th, 2012
That’s a really rare growth.
September 5th, 2012
What the hell?
September 5th, 2012
What the hell is that? Protection from the neighbors rottweiler biting him in the ass?
NORTHERNGIRL: WHERE ARE YOU? EXPLAIN THIS, PLEASE.
September 5th, 2012
I like how everyone acts like they don’t notice it LOL
September 5th, 2012
my question is how did he get in that?
September 5th, 2012
I am quite certain that his design patent is still pending…along with his application to Harvard.
September 5th, 2012
Brown eggs, too.
September 5th, 2012
Masterbation guard
September 5th, 2012
First we had the Fanny Pack, but now we have the Ass Basket.
September 5th, 2012
Strange as it may seem the guy is using the milk carton box as a belt.
September 5th, 2012
Booty-guard
September 5th, 2012
I think he looks crate!
September 5th, 2012
yellow box square pants?
September 5th, 2012
Oh come on now…this is he latest in manly styled purses…it’s a Murse! real men can hold a six pack and snacks! Perfect!
September 5th, 2012
I’m wondering how he managed to get that crate around himself.
September 5th, 2012
Just when you’d thought you’d seen it all…after everything on here I didn’t think I could actually be shocked (disgusted, yes) at this point…maybe dumbfounded would be a better description? IDK anymore
September 5th, 2012
His “items” were too small for a cart, so he grabbed a basket.
September 5th, 2012
Socrates here would ask you why you think he is in the basket.
September 5th, 2012
Socrates here would ask you what you think he is doing in the basket.
September 5th, 2012
He just had a vasectomy and the doc put that on him to keep him from scratching himself
September 5th, 2012
Well considering it is Wally World, be glad that he has clothes on beneath the basket.
Maybe he is doing a variation of the broke guy wearing a wooden barrel, but milk crates are easier to get your hands on in the 21st century than wooden barrels.
September 6th, 2012
Redneck lap-band surgery weight loss device.
September 6th, 2012
@ GIRLWATCHER:
It’s an antiquated method of both birth control and protection, from where the old saying “getting kicked in the old bread basket” comes from. This also brought about the saying “getting a toe hold”…. and of course, “OH, **&%%&$*(#%*# THAT HURTS LIKE A SOB!!!!
September 6th, 2012
I think the real problem here is that he got into it, but CAN’T get out of it. So now he is buying a little butter at Walmart to see if that will do the trick!
September 6th, 2012
What the F?!
September 12th, 2012
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