What What I See Your Butt



Let’s see, you shorts don’t fit, your shirt doesn’t fit, and your bra looks like it’s cutting off the circulation to your brain which, now that I think about it, might be the cause of your poor decisions.

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  1. Ashley

    Where does it start? …And end.

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    September 13th, 2012

  2. Jen

    Eat my shorts…..before my ass eats them up.

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    September 13th, 2012

  3. Mik

    She’s a type I diabetic. The thing hanging off her tiny shorts in an insulin pump.

    Before you get your panties in a tizzy, remember that type II is the kind caused by being overweight and not exercising. Actually, exercise is tough for people with type I because they can’t modulate their blood sugar as well and can pass out.

    But still, have some pride in yourself! Wear clothes that fit, and always exercise with a buddy who can take care of you if you pass out.

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    September 13th, 2012

  4. JayDubIII

    OMG !!!!!!!!!

    It’s not humanly possible to look that f*cked up.

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    September 13th, 2012

  5. Cableguy1000

    It looks like the black hole has already eaten most of her pants and is now sucking in her phone. The gravity well must be pretty deep and strong.

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    September 13th, 2012

  6. lalawojo

    Her shorts are using the cell phone to call for help!

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    September 13th, 2012

  7. PPLWATCHER

    What a place to put your cell phone…

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    September 13th, 2012

  8. Slop Jar Magoo

    Her A$$ Monster has already eaten her panties and now it’s going after her shorts.

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    September 13th, 2012

  9. Watertender

    Run PaPa Smurf RUN!! You can hide in the magic cave of the brown eye!

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  10. Carl La Fong

    If her BF is bowlegged, they’ll spell “OX” when they walk together

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    September 13th, 2012

  11. Susan13JP

    Get on some Granny Panties to cover your crack.

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    September 13th, 2012

  12. ms codpiece

    i pity the fool who asks to use her phone…clearly that phone has been to the dark side!

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  13. Gosh!

    If you are at the return counter, I hope you are returning “too small” clothes, so that you will be purchasing more appropriate sized clothing for yourself! Geeez…..

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  14. MM

    anybody wanna answer that god damned fone? the ringing is reverberatin’ in her ass.

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  15. verbatim

    that cell phone is going to fall in

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  16. signguy

    You’re only 5 years old… right ?

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  17. The Last Universalist

    Too bad. With properly sized clothing that fits her body this woman would be very pretty. But by wearing clothing sized three sizes too small and exposing part of her anatomy that’s supposed to remain covered she merely ends up looking skanky.

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    September 13th, 2012

  18. Messican

    Two hams for the price of one.

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    September 13th, 2012

  19. MasterBaiter

    Do you have any idea how nasty, fat, gross, repulsive and disgusting you look lady? If you have any family, any where in the world where the internet reaches , please call them immediately and apologize for being such a pig and shaming them all. Doubly true if you have any kids in school. Admittedly unlikely because who in their right mind would have have sex with you.

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    September 13th, 2012

  20. Al Bundy

    What’s wrong with this picture? Well, for instance, she’s in it.

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    September 13th, 2012

  21. jag

    So, So, SAD!

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  22. Allison

    Once again, I am in good shape (no, seriously I am) and would not wear this outfit even if someone offered me good money…I don’t really care if you are diabetic, it’s not an excuse to not take care of yourself and making everyone else have higher healthcare costs because of it. I doubt it’s the only medical issue she has…

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    September 13th, 2012

  23. count sinister

    I would still do her on a bad night. As long as I could finish on her face.

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  24. fromhell

    Oh the humanity!

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  25. Emerson

    Poor shorts! They never had a chance.

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  26. RGD

    I wonder if she has a fart ringtone downloaded onto that phone ?

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  27. alita

    Oh God- the white trash version of the Incredible Hulk.

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  28. marriedbutlooking

    Why not next time just slap a piece of duck tape across your ass and call it done… ?

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    September 14th, 2012

  29. Joey BadaBing

    How the Frig hard is it to
    wear clothes that kinda fit ?

    too late for an abortion…..

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  30. PPLWATCHER

    Fashion Police Citation for the following offenses:

    1. Clothing too tight.
    2. Exposed posterior.
    3. Bra strap exposed to public view.
    4. Colored bra under white shirt.
    5. Going commando when she is not in the military.
    6. Electronic device on butt.

    3 or more offenses = felony. Go directly to jail, Do not pass Go.

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    September 14th, 2012

  31. verbatim

    Hey, Married, where ya been?

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  32. jj

    Have some pity.

    Maybe her mamma wasn’t around to teach her how to dress properly.

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  33. Also a Type I

    Look MIK, I’m a Type I diabetic too, and I don’t look like this. In fact, it’s not the kind of condition I would recommend for a person that can’t get the rest of their life straight. It takes a lot of work to stay alive and she is clearly not going to make it.

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  34. Attila Well Hung

    Thats no a cell phine. It is an insulin pump.

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    September 14th, 2012

  35. marriedbutlooking

    Married… Kinda like being nowhere.

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    September 15th, 2012

  36. Gabgal

    Yep, that is a Medtronic Insulin Pump, my partner uses one. Type I and Type II’s can use an Insulin pump, but they are primarily used by Type I’s. Being overweight makes diabetes more difficult to control and she does need to be careful with her health. However, from that outfit it doesn’t look like she’s cares too much about her body or her self esteem.

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    September 15th, 2012

  37. ReDu

    I recognized that insulin pump as well. Diabetes runs in my family and I’m terrified of ever getting it.
    Hence I’m living a very good life discipline in staying fit and keeping trim.

    However, this outfit is horrible and what IS it with people who don’t wear clothes that are tasteful and that fit?
    How HARD is it for people to understand that having your bits and pieces hanging out, being cut or too tight in the wrong places is even worse for your health.
    Diabetics are also prone to yeast infections in some very inconvenient places, so clothes like this are even worse for this unfortunate woman.

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    September 16th, 2012

  38. vince

    i think that is a pager. must be from the deep south as they have not entered the 90s yet

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    September 17th, 2012

  39. PPLWATCHER

    Why would someone wear an insulin pump in their shorts? Wouldn’t that mess up the readings?

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  40. Gabgal

    The insulin pump is connected to tubing and a needle that can be placed in multiple locations on the body. So if she has the needle (canula) and set inserted in her stomach the tubing is long enough for her to clip the pump itself just about anywhere on her body. The pump is used to administer insulin from machine through the tubing through the canula into the body, so the machine can be clipped onto your clothing or even kept inside you bra. My partner wears hers on her waistband like a cell phone of keeps it in her pocket. I have seen people wear them on an arm band if they are exercising. The readings shouldn’t mess up unless the pump is malfunctioning.

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    September 18th, 2012

  41. Creature Watcher

    I think the reason that bra is so tight, is to keep her together. Cuz from the looks of it, her legs start somewhere in the middle of her back, lol.

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    September 19th, 2012

  42. VaJayJay

    If your vajayjay is trying to eat your shorts, that means you should not wear them!!!!!!!!

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    September 20th, 2012

  43. Dan

    I thought that she had a pager at first, until I saw the tube.
    Damn. I thought wearing constrictive clothing was horrible for diabetics?

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    September 25th, 2012

  44. Jackaaaaay

    does anyone seem to notice that her bra strap is like CUTTING her in HALF! maybe suck it up and admit that you may need a bigger size honey! we all hafta admit it some day…. most of us get there before getting to the point of going out in public like this!!!!

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    October 1st, 2012

  45. Sways32

    As far as being diabetic, Type II, which most people end up with from improper diet and weight issues can easily end up with the person having to wear a pump. My father started with pills, then moved to shots and now wears a pump because he did NOT listen to his doctors and take care of himself like he was suppose to. So this woman could easily have started out with type II diabetes. On top of that the majority of people I know who have dealth with diabetes since childhood (Type I) are not obese and they tend to actually take care of themselves, she looks like she has no pride in anything whatsoever

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    October 6th, 2012

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