Caption Contest!



What’s up there Highlander? Simmer down on the presentation effect! But what I want to know is what’s really going on here? Maybe I’ll get a better idea if we have a caption contest!! Ahhhhh!!!! Whoooo! In my head I announce that shit like Oprah giving away free crap and you all love it. Anyway, make me proud. Funniest caption wins our new book People of Walmart: Of The People, By The People, For The People. Entries must be in by noon EST Monday.

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Caption Contest!, 3.2 out of 10 based on 182 ratings

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  1. Slop Jar Magoo

    “Sure wish my melons were this big and soft”……”Want a sample”

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    September 7th, 2012

  2. Craig Ferguson

    You Wanna Eat The Mellon or Me ?

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    September 7th, 2012

  3. Ted

    “All hail the mighty muskmelon (and ignore my rectal vacuum)”

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    September 7th, 2012

  4. Virgil

    “For my next trick, I’m going to.make this cantaloupe disappear!”
    The guy in front of her was pissed.

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    September 7th, 2012

  5. Tiff

    Everyone, look at my melons!!!!!

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    September 7th, 2012

  6. James Smith

    One melon to rule them all!!

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    September 7th, 2012

  7. MissM

    Hey Bubba…check out my melon!!

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    September 7th, 2012

  8. Dorothy Crowe

    Quick! Someone Go LONG!

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    September 7th, 2012

  9. nichole

    Hey! I’m over here!!

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    September 7th, 2012

  10. Tracey

    I give you peace, liberty, and cantelope!!

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    September 7th, 2012

  11. Ashley

    YOLO

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    September 7th, 2012

  12. lesscan

    I told you they were bigger than a handful!

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    September 7th, 2012

  13. Jada Wall

    Pulled it out of my ass, could you please put it back…?

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    September 7th, 2012

  14. Jen

    Behold! Listeria-laden cantaloupe.

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    September 7th, 2012

  15. Neecie

    It is I, Queen of the Melons with Count Alope, my one of many loyal subjects!

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    September 7th, 2012

  16. Deby Lee

    My Melons are victorious!

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    September 7th, 2012

  17. Jessica

    Wilsoooooonnnnnn!

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    September 7th, 2012

  18. Rachel

    “This same cantaloupe, sir, was Sir Yorick’s cantaloupe.”

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  19. Kevin Lee Smith

    Ex Olympic volleyball star right before top spin serves the mellon into customer service.

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  20. Melissa Veltri

    Hmm.. no matter where I hold this cell phone, I don’t get any bars!

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  21. Weezee

    No, the cup size of the bra has to be at least this big!

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  22. dustin morgan

    i have a big melon my friends now bow before the melon

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  23. Chris

    “I’m Queen of the melons!”

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  24. NotASaint

    Wireless service is awful in here, can you hear me now?

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  25. Natalie

    The checkouts always have such a long wait, I might as well work on my tricep exercise!!!

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  26. awesome

    by the power of Greyskull I am She-Melon.

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  27. Melissa V

    Hmmm. no matter where I hold up this cell phone, I can’t seem to get any bars!

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  28. Wayne Jelley

    Ma!
    Hey Ma!
    Look what fell out of my shorts!

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  29. Chris

    oops forget mine, i didn’t see the one above!

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  30. Stephanie Kisner

    SHAZAM!! No, wait… SHA-MELON!! Damn, it’s not working… and the thief is getting away! Where’s my cape?

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  31. L

    Son, if you don’t get over here NOW, this melon is going to be where your head is now!

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  32. Misti Lee

    And Miss 7up is here to showcase its new flavor “Melon”

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  33. Amanda

    Don’t worry. You’ll know how to find me. I”ll use my melons as a signal!

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  34. Tera

    Well..it’s volleyball season…maybe she is trying to practice serving!

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  35. Stephanie Kisner

    Hurry up up there, old man, afore I lob this melon at your head!

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  36. Adam

    Not like the brazen giant of Greek fame,
    With conquering limbs astride from land to land;
    Here at our sweat-washed, musky gates shall stand
    A mighty woman with a mellon, whose skin
    Is the imprisoned lightning, and her name Mother of Wallyworld.
    From her fruit-filled hand
    Glow world-klass savings; her wild eyes command
    The air-conditioned void that freaks of nature frame.
    “”Keep, ancient lands, your storied pomp!”” cries she
    With thunderous lips. “Give me your tired, your poor,
    Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
    The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
    Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
    I lift my fruity orb beside the golden-smiley door!”

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  37. Chris

    Hey Joe, this is the size breast implant i want!!!

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  38. cat

    The Statue of Liberty decided to change the torch to a melon.

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  39. tammy rhodes

    Hey Willie Wonka/Oompa Loompas, Here is the golden melon..I found it at people of WalMart

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  40. Mark Balistreri

    Who shops for cantaloupe under the sea? SPONGE BARB SQUARE PANTS!!!

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    September 7th, 2012

  41. Kat

    Hey get me the sexy black bra this size..

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  42. bulldogss

    Is that my ass no wait its my melon

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  43. Caroline Rowell

    Keep Calm and Walmart On! All hail the Queen!

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  44. Julie

    The Statue of Liberty ain’t got nuttin’ on me and my melon!

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  45. innocentdevil

    Hey Gallagher, Smash this one!

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  46. Megan

    Hey billy bob, why couldn’t the lemon pants and melon get married? Because they cantaloupe…..

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  47. mel

    *Cue circle of life from the lion king* can I claim this as a dependent

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  48. Lisa

    Alas poor Yorick, I knew him well

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  49. Carlos Burgos

    “YES” I got the last melon Walmart Biatches!

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  50. Jason

    MY ELBOW!!!!! WHERE THE HELL IS MY ELBOW???!!!!!!!

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  51. Shirley Castagnetta

    “In New York Harbor Stands A Lady…….”

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  52. Ches

    “For the honor of Greyskull”!!! …She-Freak…

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  53. Sandie McDowell

    “Melon for sale!!! Who wants to buy this melon??”

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  54. Shirley Castagnetta

    I’ve told you over & over…..”No Freddie! We Can’t Elope!”

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  55. Jack

    WASH THIS !!!

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  56. Mark

    Give me Your Tired, Your Poor, Your Huddled masses yearning to be free.

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  57. kat

    bump, set, spike!

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  58. mikeh

    “honey do you want my implants to be this size?”

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  59. Ryan

    Hakuna Melontata! (except for this outfit)

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  60. Robert

    so THAT’S why my ass has been smelling like fruit!

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  61. Karen Johnson

    Hey Bubba! DON’T FORGET THE SALT!!!!

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  62. miriam deal

    “Honey dew” this melon make my arms look fat??

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  63. Dee

    Is this melon bigger than my ass?

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  64. Lacey

    Excuse me sir, I think you dropped something…

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  65. swasz

    “Honey, i found your other testicle. It was laying all swollen in the womens lingerie area, for some reason…”lol

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  66. Rusty Shackleford

    “No!!! You can’t elope with me!!!”

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  67. Brandon

    now if you’ll take a look on your left folks you will see the back side of what we call our “white trash statue of liberty.”

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  68. Kat

    “then she said: ‘where am I supposed to get a cantaloupe? From my ass?!’ little did she know, I got skills” ;)

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  69. Jason

    Inside this melon holds the secrets to the voices in my head and pants in my ass. He who holds this melon controls everthing where the sun dont shine!

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  70. Susan hampton

    Did you get a signal yet

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  71. Dan Melon

    Hey Smitty, this was the size of your left nut after you got snipped. Haha!

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  72. NC Viewer

    E tu Bruised eh? (Picture taken in Canada)…

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  73. Shawn

    By the power of Walmart……I Have the POWER!!

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  74. william robert

    Hey BIlly-Bob! betchoo i can fit this darned thang in my cooter…. wanna see?

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  75. debbie dozal

    I bet I can hit that wireless sign from here!

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  76. jamie white

    “Accio melon”

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  77. Eric

    Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio, a fellow of infinite
    jest, of most excellent fancy. He hath bore me on his back a
    thousand times, and now how abhorr’d in my imagination it is!
    My gourd rises at it.

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  78. Jason

    “Mah aunti-momma said me an’ mah Jimmy-Chuck can’t elope cuz we is farst cuzins an’ junk but Ah dunno what this ‘ere cantalope got ta do with it!”

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  79. Mike

    The Hat in the Yellow Hats hot ass sister.

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  80. Emac

    Yeah! Another season of football. Go deep.

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  81. Jon

    Dude! You dropped one of your testicles!

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  82. Dianne

    To eat or not to eat, that ’tis the question!

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  83. REJECTED BY CREEP LYNN S OF STATEN ISLAND

    Finally! A woman in Walmart who is wearing sandals.

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    September 7th, 2012

  84. mo0ose69

    Well… I would LIKE to pull th wedgie out of my ass, but as you can clearly see, I am busy holding up this stupid melon!

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    Rating: 4.7/5 (3 votes cast)
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    Rating: -3 (from 7 votes)

    September 7th, 2012

  85. Tammy

    Honey, Look! This is the size I want my boobs to be! This round and firm!!

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    September 7th, 2012

  86. Marcus

    If the Bahamas had a statue of liberty, this is what she would look like!

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    Rating: 5.0/5 (1 vote cast)
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    September 7th, 2012

  87. Fatty

    My ass is squinched together cause I laid this here redneck egg, Yall.

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    September 7th, 2012

  88. chris mueller

    Hey mom look…i’ts the size of one of my ass cheeks!

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    September 7th, 2012

  89. Jennifer

    Behold…I bringeth you melons!!!

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    September 7th, 2012

  90. Zachary Eastland

    four score and seven aisles down our fathers brought forth in this produce section, a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all melons are created equal.

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    September 7th, 2012

  91. Paul

    They told me that I have to hold the melon like this and be this close for my wireless router to work.

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    Rating: 2.0/5 (3 votes cast)
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    Rating: -5 (from 7 votes)

    September 7th, 2012

  92. Lorie

    When the cashier replied that she needed to “look up cantaloupe” to find out what the price was, Lulu was only to eager to oblige.

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    September 7th, 2012

  93. Brenda05

    I’m just gonna..stretch… this cantaloupe right over here and no one will notice and I won’t have to walk back to put it up…

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    Rating: -4 (from 6 votes)

    September 7th, 2012

  94. Joy Johnson

    Statue of Cantaloupe.
    One nation under Walmart
    For liberty and Sam Walton………….

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    September 7th, 2012

  95. mark kroeker

    EWW why is there a hole carved in my melon?

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    September 7th, 2012

  96. Warjonen

    THIS ONES GOT MOLD ON IT!

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    Rating: -6 (from 6 votes)

    September 7th, 2012

  97. Scott

    Dude…hey you, over there! The signal sucks on this wireless melon. I want a refund!

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    Rating: -4 (from 4 votes)

    September 7th, 2012

  98. Branetheory

    Good one, NC

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    Rating: -3 (from 3 votes)

    September 7th, 2012

  99. Diana

    I wanna return this snow globe. someone shaked it up too much and I cant see my future any more!

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    September 7th, 2012

  100. Diana

    Proff. Treylani wants this back in her class room

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    September 7th, 2012

  101. Bada bing

    With her “Seeing eye mellon”, gertrude locates the ellusive Jerky rack.

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    September 7th, 2012

  102. LEILEI

    Good morning. Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world, and you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of melonkind. Melonkind, that word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can’t be consumed by our petty differences any more. We will be united in our common interest. Perhaps it’s fate that today is the 4th of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom. Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution, but freedom to CHOOSE OUR OWN MELONS. We’re fighting for our right to CHOOSE THEM, to EAT THEM and should we win the day, the 4th of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day when the world declared in one voice, ‘We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We’re going to live on, we’re going to survive. WE WILL EAT MELONS’ Today we celebrate our independence day!”

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    September 7th, 2012

  103. who what when where

    To be, or not to be: that is the question:
    Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to suffer
    The slings and arrows of outrageous cost of this melon,

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    September 7th, 2012

  104. who what when where

    To buy, or not to buy: that is the question:
    Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to suffer
    The slings and arrows of outrageous cost of this melon,

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    September 7th, 2012

  105. Big Ball Sack

    Some balls are held for charity
    And some for fancy dress
    But when they’re held for pleasure
    They’re the balls that I like best
    My balls are always bouncing
    To the left and to the right
    It’s my belief that my big balls
    Should be held every night

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    Rating: 4.0/5 (5 votes cast)
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    Rating: 0 (from 8 votes)

    September 7th, 2012

  106. keeblsd

    “The largest kidney stone passed in Walmart history! Yes, I win!”

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    Rating: 2.3/5 (3 votes cast)
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    September 7th, 2012

  107. J

    ?

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    September 7th, 2012

  108. fay p

    This is not a Pakers football

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    September 7th, 2012

  109. Jen

    “Hey honey, grab me another melon for my new bra. This will be the next best thing to boob surgery.”

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    September 7th, 2012

  110. The Quickness

    “Hey, anyone wanna give my melon’s a squeeze?”

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    September 7th, 2012

  111. Fritz Swartzendruber

    Some balls are held for charity
    And some for fancy dress
    But when they’re held for pleasure
    They’re the balls that I like best
    My balls are always bouncing
    To the left and to the right
    It’s my belief that my big balls
    Should be held every night

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    Rating: 2.8/5 (6 votes cast)
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    Rating: -2 (from 8 votes)

    September 7th, 2012

  112. Susan

    Price check register 4!

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    September 7th, 2012

  113. Kiim

    I swear…I WILL drop this this melon if you don’t open a register NOW!!!!

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    September 7th, 2012

  114. Paul

    Did a cross dresser lose this!

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    September 7th, 2012

  115. Mixerman

    “I swear to God, if this dickhead in front of me writes out an old-fashioned paper check, I’m goona smash his head in with this mellon.”

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    September 7th, 2012

  116. Rincewind

    “Next up on the Walmart Olympics: Beach Volleyball.”

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    September 7th, 2012

  117. Mememe

    Look how strong I am! I can lift a melon over my head!!

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    September 7th, 2012

  118. C-Bo

    Thankful for a Speedy Checkout, Alice offers a Melon to The God of Express Lanes!

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    September 7th, 2012

  119. Melanie Brown

    Behold!! Thine melon is as ripe as my bum!!

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    September 7th, 2012

  120. Elmware

    WOOHOO! I’m the bowling champion of the world!

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    September 7th, 2012

  121. justin phillips

    in the words of Obama,” YES WE CAN!, YES WE CAN!’

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    September 7th, 2012

  122. Chris

    “I’ll start the bid out at $2.50. Do I hear $2.50?”

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    September 7th, 2012

  123. adrian caldero

    if you can dodge a melon, you can dodge a ball

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    Rating: +4 (from 10 votes)

    September 7th, 2012

  124. Holly

    “The Circle of life!!!!!”

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    September 7th, 2012

  125. whitecoon

    It takes balls this big to eat my pussy

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    September 7th, 2012

  126. Rob Lewis

    Hey Melonhead, you forgot this!

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    September 7th, 2012

  127. Rob Lewis

    I’d go with you, but, I canteloupe!

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    September 7th, 2012

  128. Chris C.

    …CAN’T TOUCH THIS.

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    September 7th, 2012

  129. rh-sea

    I can’t get any bars on this thing !
    -
    Are you sure these things are WiFi compatable ?
    -
    Where’s the ON switch ?

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    September 7th, 2012

  130. Josh

    So I told the guy, ‘This is how you serve’

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    September 7th, 2012

  131. Andrea

    “…and together, we will begin the next great chapter in Wallyworld’s story with three words that will ring from coast to coast; from sea to shining sea – Yes! We! Can!”

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    September 7th, 2012

  132. Bethiepoo

    Give me your tired, your poor,
    Your rotting produce yearning to breathe free.
    The wretched refuse of your Walmart store.
    Send these, the bruised fruit, and spoiled vegetables to me.
    I lift my melon beside the automatic door!

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    September 7th, 2012

  133. PoWM fan

    “Hey guys, check this out…. I think Dr. Fugly dropped this!”

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    September 7th, 2012

  134. arvie

    He Bro, your dropped you balls

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    September 7th, 2012

  135. monkii

    i have the power!!!

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    September 7th, 2012

  136. TC

    Anyone wanna squeeze my melons?

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    September 7th, 2012

  137. Amanda

    Walmart statue of liberty

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    September 7th, 2012

  138. christopher bradley

    HEY MOM!!!!!! YOU DROPPED YOUR TIT!!!!

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    September 7th, 2012

  139. JUGtheIMPALER!!!

    I swear her butt is smiling at me.

    It honestly took me a minute to get past that to notice the prize melon in her hand.

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    September 7th, 2012

  140. Jay

    “I want everyone to meet my boyfriend. I want to marry him but he says we cantaloupe.”

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    September 7th, 2012

  141. Anne

    “Can you hear me now?”

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    September 7th, 2012

  142. jag

    @Fritz Swartzendruber – :) AC/DC

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    September 7th, 2012

  143. Dennis

    Turn your head, and cough.

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    September 7th, 2012

  144. Josh Sidwell

    Honey I found your melon

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    September 7th, 2012

  145. Elliot Smith

    This is how I envision Wilt Chamberlin chooses a melon.

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    September 7th, 2012

  146. Amy

    Mellons!!! I’ve got MELLONS!!! SEE MY MELLONS???!!??!

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    September 7th, 2012

  147. Hogarth Hippolyte

    I wanted a watermelon. Hey lady, Where do I get the water?

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    September 7th, 2012

  148. Dallas

    “Honey Look!! I laid a giant egg-melon-thing!!”

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    September 8th, 2012

  149. Eats Shoots And Leaves

    Come back here, you! Dang GMO melons…

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    September 8th, 2012

  150. DerkaDerka

    Hey lemon-lime…. lemme see those melons girl!

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    September 8th, 2012

  151. stacey

    I got one out ma…..but there’s still 2 more in there

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    September 8th, 2012

  152. stacey

    Ma!!!!!!!!!!!!! Where did you put the other 2?

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    September 8th, 2012

  153. jj

    “honey!..here’s that melon you wanted to drill the hole into!!”

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    September 8th, 2012

  154. Dustin Norton

    I CAN HAZ MELUN!?

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    September 8th, 2012

  155. amyt

    With this melon, I delcare myself denfender of walmart….keeper of the fruits.

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    September 8th, 2012

  156. Ashley

    To cantaloupe or not to cantaloupe?

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    September 8th, 2012

  157. BigPapaJon

    This is my melon. There are many melons like it, but this one is mine.

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    September 8th, 2012

  158. Amy

    BECKY look I got it out. I told you it was not a Popsicle stick.

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    September 8th, 2012

  159. Mary

    Hey! Cheap boob job! Who needs a plastic surgeon?

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    September 8th, 2012

  160. Mick Emery

    First, I would like to thank the POWM Academy for honoring me with this award. I have been shopping here for so long and now you’ve made my dream come true.

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    September 8th, 2012

  161. drumwizkid

    “Never mind going back to the produce section Earl. I got a real beaut sitting right here between the Soap Opera Digest and the Eyeglass Repair Kits!”

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    September 8th, 2012

  162. FbxCycler

    In Wally’s tiled solitude, all alone,
    Stands a simple woman, arm held high
    Holding that which Wallyworld carries nigh
    “I am OZYMELONDIAS”, says the fruit
    “The Melon of Melons, this mighty Emporium shows
    “The wonders of the world.” Wallyworld, soon gone
    Nought but the Melon remains to disclose
    The place of this forgotten Paradise called Wallyworld

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    September 8th, 2012

  163. just saying

    Found one from norhern Indiana . So this should be salmonella free.

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    September 8th, 2012

  164. Jessica

    I don’t always buy cantaloupe at Walmart, but when I do, I hold it in the air for all to see.

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    September 9th, 2012

  165. Mike

    Betcha can’t guess what makes this a musky melon.

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    September 9th, 2012

  166. yomarco

    “With this melon, I shall smite thee!”

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    September 9th, 2012

  167. erika

    Have you seen my weiner?!

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    September 9th, 2012

  168. NANCY RICHARDS

    Anyone want to feel my melons?

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    September 9th, 2012

  169. nurse ratchet

    LOOK HERE ORGASM DONOR AND ORGAN DONOR…THIS IS MY DONATION, A HANDFUL OF MELON FOR YOU IN THE CHECKOUT ISLE! THEN WE CAN GO JUMP IN MY CRAZY GREEN CAR….

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    September 9th, 2012

  170. Kathy Young

    Alas, poor Yorrick.

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    September 9th, 2012

  171. Kathy Young

    Look! I just got over my constipation.

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    September 9th, 2012

  172. Kathy Young

    I’d love to elope with you, but we …

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    September 9th, 2012

  173. Kathy Young

    Myrtle was in the check out line when she remembered that she’d forgotten to make that last free throw.

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    September 9th, 2012

  174. Kathy Young

    Hey, Big Bird! You forgot your egg!

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    September 9th, 2012

  175. Sherry QuiteContrary

    Heads will roll! ….. Just like this cantaloupe.

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    September 9th, 2012

  176. tim gale

    “Hey Delbert, I got you one of them thingys you likes to shoot!”

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    September 9th, 2012

  177. Ericalee

    Maybe this melon will block the cameras view so I can pick my wedgie …

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    September 9th, 2012

  178. Brad Kwasny

    Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to be free.

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    September 9th, 2012

  179. T

    FOLLOW THE MELON!

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    September 9th, 2012

  180. Jackie

    IT’S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE! TAKE THIS

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    September 9th, 2012

  181. LizaLou

    Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him well.

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    September 9th, 2012

  182. Tenshi-chan

    *In He-Man voice* “I HAVE THE MELLLLOOONNNNNNNN!!!!!”

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    September 9th, 2012

  183. Tenshi Chan

    *Read in He-Man voice*
    “I HAVE THE MEEELLLLOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNN!”

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    September 9th, 2012

  184. Amber

    look im lady liberty

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    September 9th, 2012

  185. Adam

    I am MELON!

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    September 9th, 2012

  186. John Grogan

    Can’t elope without a partner.

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    September 9th, 2012

  187. madstefdave

    Look at what shot out when I queefed! Its a little pickled,but should be ok to eat.

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    September 10th, 2012

  188. Gareth

    Hey! I finally found one tht fits in my bra just right! You cant tell i am stuffing my bra with one right now can you?!?!?!

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    September 10th, 2012

  189. Jill

    Check out my MELONS!!!

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    September 10th, 2012

  190. Vic

    Alas! poor melon. I knew him, Horatio; a fruit of infinite taste, of most excellent color

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    September 10th, 2012

  191. OtherGuy

    Bring me your weak, your weary, your melonballer.

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    September 10th, 2012

  192. Me

    Mom, It fell out again!

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    September 10th, 2012

  193. richard

    melons……………….melons ………………. i have nice round firm melons !!!

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    September 10th, 2012

  194. me here

    My brains and class are stored in this orb.

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    September 10th, 2012

  195. mon

    to be or not to be

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    September 10th, 2012

  196. Laura

    We will have a Walmart wedding since we “Cantaloupe”

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    September 10th, 2012

  197. Jenny

    Eveyones commenting about the melon..I guess you all overlooked that massive WEDGIE!!!!

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    September 10th, 2012

  198. Danny

    IM SHOVING THIS UP MY ASS TONIGHT!!!

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    September 10th, 2012

  199. mo0ose69

    I commented on the wedgie. Can i have a cookie?

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    September 10th, 2012

  200. drew

    put the melon. in the basket.

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    September 11th, 2012

  201. Joshua

    Precious………My Precious !!!!!!

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    September 11th, 2012

  202. Todd

    Attention Walmart Shopper! Anyone want to squeeze my melons? Anyone???

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    September 11th, 2012

  203. Katie

    “Whoever finds the melon wins a real life date!!!” “OH MY GOSH I WIN!!!”

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    September 11th, 2012

  204. Maryssa

    “AHHH ZIPENYAAAAA YAM AY EEESEEE BAH BAHHHHH …’Whatssss On the Menuuuuuuu’” -Lion King and Lion kind 1 1/2

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    September 11th, 2012

  205. Tom Chaltron

    what do you mean you cant find me? here, look for the melon im holding into the air like an idiot.

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    September 11th, 2012

  206. k

    “All hail the great pumpkin…. no wait, hold on…”

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    September 11th, 2012

  207. Parrothead

    Price check!!! Register 1. (because, as we know, wally world only opens one register at a time, no matter how many people are standing in line. arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggggggggg)

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    September 12th, 2012

  208. T-Woo

    Ask me about my MELOOONNNNSSS!

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    September 13th, 2012

  209. Kessog

    I don’t know it is but she has two more in her pants.

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    September 14th, 2012

  210. Piletre

    “I got it out of my nose and can’t get it off of my finger.”

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    September 14th, 2012

  211. Sherry

    How do you like these melons!?

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    September 15th, 2012

  212. Iggy Pop

    “I just finalized my divorce, I got the house, most of the money and guess what else !”

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    September 17th, 2012

  213. Ruby

    “The Lion King”, Walmart Edition…

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    September 18th, 2012

  214. Garnet

    I told my blind date he’d be able to find me by my really big melons….now where is he?

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    September 19th, 2012

  215. Carcajou

    I’m a proud mother! Look what I just laid!

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    September 19th, 2012

  216. hibbydibbydoh

    By the power of castle grey skull!!!!

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    September 26th, 2012

  217. Jay

    Check it out, everybody: the very last melon at Walmart. That’s right, and I got it. Sucks to be you!

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    September 27th, 2012

  218. Stormydae

    Honey, Stop looking I found your other ball.

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    October 1st, 2012

  219. Jerry

    “Hey Melon, Get your suit on. We need ya”

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    October 3rd, 2012

  220. J D Strolle

    Coming in the fall; Sam Peckinpah’s “Bring Me The Testicle Of Alfredo Garcia”

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    October 9th, 2012

  221. Neurotik

    I hold my melons in the air sometimes, saying “I don’t know what to wear, oh!”

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    October 24th, 2012

  222. David

    A-las poor mellon he was a friend of mine

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    January 26th, 2013

  223. logic

    I don’t see what’s wrong with this. Looks like she’s just letting her friend/family member know that she’s getting that for them, or she might be asking if they want that kind or a watermelon instead or something.

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    July 20th, 2013

  224. KDBrew

    Simba!

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    November 9th, 2013

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