You Wanna Eat The Mellon or Me ?

“For my next trick, I’m going to.make this cantaloupe disappear!”
The guy in front of her was pissed.

One melon to rule them all!!

Quick! Someone Go LONG!

I give you peace, liberty, and cantelope!!

I told you they were bigger than a handful!

Behold! Listeria-laden cantaloupe.

My Melons are victorious!

“This same cantaloupe, sir, was Sir Yorick’s cantaloupe.”

Hmm.. no matter where I hold this cell phone, I don’t get any bars!

i have a big melon my friends now bow before the melon

Wireless service is awful in here, can you hear me now?

by the power of Greyskull I am She-Melon.

Ma!
Hey Ma!
Look what fell out of my shorts!

SHAZAM!! No, wait… SHA-MELON!! Damn, it’s not working… and the thief is getting away! Where’s my cape?

And Miss 7up is here to showcase its new flavor “Melon”

Well..it’s volleyball season…maybe she is trying to practice serving!

Not like the brazen giant of Greek fame,
With conquering limbs astride from land to land;
Here at our sweat-washed, musky gates shall stand
A mighty woman with a mellon, whose skin
Is the imprisoned lightning, and her name Mother of Wallyworld.
From her fruit-filled hand
Glow world-klass savings; her wild eyes command
The air-conditioned void that freaks of nature frame.
“”Keep, ancient lands, your storied pomp!”” cries she
With thunderous lips. “Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my fruity orb beside the golden-smiley door!”

The Statue of Liberty decided to change the torch to a melon.

Who shops for cantaloupe under the sea? SPONGE BARB SQUARE PANTS!!!

Is that my ass no wait its my melon

The Statue of Liberty ain’t got nuttin’ on me and my melon!

Hey billy bob, why couldn’t the lemon pants and melon get married? Because they cantaloupe…..

Alas poor Yorick, I knew him well

MY ELBOW!!!!! WHERE THE HELL IS MY ELBOW???!!!!!!!

“For the honor of Greyskull”!!! …She-Freak…

I’ve told you over & over…..”No Freddie! We Can’t Elope!”

Give me Your Tired, Your Poor, Your Huddled masses yearning to be free.

“honey do you want my implants to be this size?”

so THAT’S why my ass has been smelling like fruit!

“Honey dew” this melon make my arms look fat??

Excuse me sir, I think you dropped something…

“No!!! You can’t elope with me!!!”

“then she said: ‘where am I supposed to get a cantaloupe? From my ass?!’ little did she know, I got skills”

Did you get a signal yet

E tu Bruised eh? (Picture taken in Canada)…

Hey BIlly-Bob! betchoo i can fit this darned thang in my cooter…. wanna see?

“Accio melon”

“Mah aunti-momma said me an’ mah Jimmy-Chuck can’t elope cuz we is farst cuzins an’ junk but Ah dunno what this ‘ere cantalope got ta do with it!”

Yeah! Another season of football. Go deep.

To eat or not to eat, that ’tis the question!

Well… I would LIKE to pull th wedgie out of my ass, but as you can clearly see, I am busy holding up this stupid melon!

If the Bahamas had a statue of liberty, this is what she would look like!

Hey mom look…i’ts the size of one of my ass cheeks!

four score and seven aisles down our fathers brought forth in this produce section, a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all melons are created equal.

When the cashier replied that she needed to “look up cantaloupe” to find out what the price was, Lulu was only to eager to oblige.

Statue of Cantaloupe.
One nation under Walmart
For liberty and Sam Walton………….

THIS ONES GOT MOLD ON IT!

Good one, NC

Proff. Treylani wants this back in her class room

Good morning. Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world, and you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of melonkind. Melonkind, that word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can’t be consumed by our petty differences any more. We will be united in our common interest. Perhaps it’s fate that today is the 4th of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom. Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution, but freedom to CHOOSE OUR OWN MELONS. We’re fighting for our right to CHOOSE THEM, to EAT THEM and should we win the day, the 4th of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day when the world declared in one voice, ‘We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We’re going to live on, we’re going to survive. WE WILL EAT MELONS’ Today we celebrate our independence day!”

To buy, or not to buy: that is the question:
Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous cost of this melon,

“The largest kidney stone passed in Walmart history! Yes, I win!”

This is not a Pakers football

“Hey, anyone wanna give my melon’s a squeeze?”

Price check register 4!

Did a cross dresser lose this!

“Next up on the Walmart Olympics: Beach Volleyball.”

Thankful for a Speedy Checkout, Alice offers a Melon to The God of Express Lanes!

WOOHOO! I’m the bowling champion of the world!

“I’ll start the bid out at $2.50. Do I hear $2.50?”

“The Circle of life!!!!!”

Hey Melonhead, you forgot this!

…CAN’T TOUCH THIS.

So I told the guy, ‘This is how you serve’

Give me your tired, your poor,
Your rotting produce yearning to breathe free.
The wretched refuse of your Walmart store.
Send these, the bruised fruit, and spoiled vegetables to me.
I lift my melon beside the automatic door!

He Bro, your dropped you balls

Anyone wanna squeeze my melons?

HEY MOM!!!!!! YOU DROPPED YOUR TIT!!!!

“I want everyone to meet my boyfriend. I want to marry him but he says we cantaloupe.”

@Fritz Swartzendruber – AC/DC

Honey I found your melon

Mellons!!! I’ve got MELLONS!!! SEE MY MELLONS???!!??!

“Honey Look!! I laid a giant egg-melon-thing!!”

Hey lemon-lime…. lemme see those melons girl!

Ma!!!!!!!!!!!!! Where did you put the other 2?

I CAN HAZ MELUN!?

To cantaloupe or not to cantaloupe?

BECKY look I got it out. I told you it was not a Popsicle stick.

First, I would like to thank the POWM Academy for honoring me with this award. I have been shopping here for so long and now you’ve made my dream come true.

In Wally’s tiled solitude, all alone,
Stands a simple woman, arm held high
Holding that which Wallyworld carries nigh
“I am OZYMELONDIAS”, says the fruit
“The Melon of Melons, this mighty Emporium shows
“The wonders of the world.” Wallyworld, soon gone
Nought but the Melon remains to disclose
The place of this forgotten Paradise called Wallyworld

I don’t always buy cantaloupe at Walmart, but when I do, I hold it in the air for all to see.

“With this melon, I shall smite thee!”

Anyone want to feel my melons?

Alas, poor Yorrick.

I’d love to elope with you, but we …