Everyday I’m Smugglin’



Unless you are a model or European, don’t wear a Speedo. In fact, I’m pretty sure Europeans even know they look stupid in Speedos but they wear them anyway just because they have bought into their own stereotype. Anyway, I digress. The point here is you have a tiny package and nobody wants to see it.

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  1. d1337

    I don’t think I want to see where he keeps his wallet…

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  2. Slop Jar Magoo

    Saying this guy has a tiny package is mighty generous…….maybe I should put my glasses on…….not good advertisement even for the Walmart Calender Babes……

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    September 18th, 2012

  3. PsychoKlown

    Abandon ye all hope!!!

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    September 18th, 2012

  4. jim

    “Unless you are a model or European”…or waterpolo jock.

    Don’t forget us who can really slip those things on….and can get away with it, anyways.

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    September 18th, 2012

  5. Allison

    MICHIGAN?! isn’t it getting cold there? I mean I live in northern Vermont and it’s starting to get mighty chilly. And if I remember correctly Walmart keeps it’s stores pretty cold when it’s hot out so shrinkage is a possibility too, but who the eff wears this in the first place? I’m hoping this picture was taken at least a month ago and the submitter just procrastinated in sending it in… If it were here I’d say he was French Canadian, that’d be the only rational explanation this close to the border…

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    September 18th, 2012

  6. Kristen

    What package, does he even have a package? And I can’t believe he would want anyone to see those extremely ghost white legs

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    September 18th, 2012

  7. MM

    That girl behind him must like it. She’s bent over hoping he will ram her in the ass.

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    September 18th, 2012

  8. girlwatcher

    Is he wearing swim goggles or is this Mr. Magoo?

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    September 18th, 2012

  9. ecm

    This is the guy (I think) that the radio channel 89X sent into a bunch of stores, Wal-Mart included, to see if he would be allowed to shop while in a speedo. How funny that someone snapped this pic and posted it on here. I think he is even wearing an 89X t-shirt!

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    September 18th, 2012

  10. jag

    I wonder how many old ladies followed him around leering at him.

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    September 18th, 2012

  11. Tim

    He apparently thought that he looked good with his baby dick and ghostly legs.

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    September 18th, 2012

  12. lalawojo

    The signs only specify “no shirt, no shoes, no service”. Doesn’t say anything about “no pants” so he’s still technically OK.

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  13. brandylee

    I agree with ECM, this is the guy that 89X had run around in a speedo to see how many stores would let him shop like that.

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    September 18th, 2012

  14. Jen

    ♪ Gay guy in red,
    Is walking near me,
    Showing his cheeks…..

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    September 18th, 2012

  15. MJC

    No-no-no, this guy is not Canadian, we don’t do this in Canada go shopping almost naked.

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    September 19th, 2012

  16. Kelly

    You must admit he HAS BALLS. I dare any one of you “men” to do that at your local Walmart.

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  17. robin

    haha James made it!!!

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    September 19th, 2012

  18. lisak

    YES THAT IS JAMES from 89x!!! SO funny he made it on here :) The radio station sent him out to see if he could shop in a speedo and they broadcast it live on the radio ! This is awesome, so proud :)

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    September 19th, 2012

  19. Dollie

    This was actually intentional! He’s from a radio station called 89X and they sent him around in a speedo to different stores to get him in the media some how.

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    September 19th, 2012

  20. Bobby

    Support command! Penis! Ripcord! JERKIN’ IT!!!!

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    September 19th, 2012

  21. Q

    Yes, this is from 89X. So funny! Glad it made it to this website!

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    September 19th, 2012

  22. Lil lulu

    hahaha this guy is from a radio station… he did this on purpose to try and make it onto people of walmart… lmao i guess he wins! good job james! lmao
    hahahah PENIS!!!! dave and Chuck (the freak)

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    September 19th, 2012

  23. Mary

    James ROCKS!! So does 89X!

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    September 19th, 2012

  24. Reyna

    Yup! 89x sent him! :)

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    September 19th, 2012

  25. Kyle

    This is James from 89x, he was sent into a bunch of stores to see if he could shop in a speedo. It was pretty funny listening to it on my way to work that morning, though I didnt get to hear it all because it continued after I started work.

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  26. Andy

    Yeah, that’s a guy from a radio station who was sent around town to all sorts of stores, from lower end stores like Wal-Mart to uppity high end grocery stores to see if he could get service in nothing but a t-shirt, flip flops and a speedo. He wasn’t denied service anywhere. Even if he got a few funny looks.

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    September 19th, 2012

  27. John

    Its James!! Go 89X!! That was one of the funniest shows!! He did not get stopped ANYWHERE!

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    September 19th, 2012

  28. Lyd

    i love dave and chuck the freak! :)

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  29. Harrisrwe

    This is James from 89X. Like ECM said, Dave and Chuck the Freak sent James to multiple stores (Target, Meijer, Whole Foods, Walmart) to see if he could get help from the employees wearing only a speedo and a t-shirt. So Awesome.

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  30. Joe

    One of the best shows in recent memory haha support command.

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  31. Patti

    Hilarious. Wonder if he is calling the bank to see if he has enough money to buy pants at Walmart.

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    September 19th, 2012

  32. must be chilly

    SUPPORT COMMAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    September 19th, 2012

  33. Nick

    LOL 89X FTW. That was a great day when James was running around last summer lol

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    September 19th, 2012

  34. n8orade

    Support command JAMES. Support command!!!!

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  35. willy

    Yeah that is James from 89x it’s was a bit from the morning radio show “Dave and Chuck the freak” and it was the funny as hell!

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  36. Dono

    You guys know this was a joke right? It was part of a morning radio show to see if he could get service while wearing a speedo. 89X all the way!

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  37. phillyss

    Dave and chuck army! Penis!! Haha I loved this bit on 89x!

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  38. CJS

    This guy was doin a gig for 89X Radio to see how far he could go through stores without be kicked out. I know, I listended to the entire thing. He went to Target and never made it past the front door. He is on the phone with the radio as he is walking around! Dave and Chuck the Freak 89x in the morning show, tune in and find out.

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  39. WalmartPolice

    Yeah, this is James from a metro Detroit alternative rock station. The morning show hosts sent him on a speedo trip. And now he’s a person of Walmart ahahaha

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  40. Amy Lynn

    Lmao! ECM is right! How funny! I was listening to them when they did this! Poor James.

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  41. not chuck

    MAN HIS PACKAGE IS SOOO HUGE !

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  42. phil

    Rip cord!

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    September 19th, 2012

  43. Cap'n

    Yay James! You’ve made all of the 89X listeners proud! :D

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  44. hairball45

    Aww gee, some guy from a radio station. OK, I just thought he forgot to put on his pants.

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  45. Cara

    Support Command!

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  46. xeromancer666

    Lmao you people only knew, nicely done James.

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  47. toeachhisown

    The woman to his left is saying “Go ahead, I’m ready!”

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  48. GO BLUE

    That’s JAMES from 89x!!! :)
    Looking good James!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  49. GO BLUE

    That’s JAMES from 89x!!!!!!

    Looking good James!!!!!!!!!! ;)

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  50. pattie

    a man who has women thighs should not be wearing speedos! if you cover up his top half in the pics he looks like a woman’s even in speedos!

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  51. pattie

    if you cover up his top half he looks like a woman. on both pics front and back. men who have woman thighs should not wear speedos

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  52. dudeson

    this dude was doing this for a radio show that airs in metro detroit. the point was to see if store employees would help him or kick him out while in a speedo

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  53. Eva

    Woohoo go James! xD funniest thing ever well he definitely got his dream :D Support Command!

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  54. Kel

    funny thing is, this was a couple months ago and it was hot out when he went there, and he was trying to get reactions, but pointing out his package? I find the male genitalia quit ugly so I would have been staring at his florescent legs

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  55. MsBunBun

    PENIS! Love you Dave and Chuck the freak! -Congrats James-

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    September 19th, 2012

  56. REJECTED BY LYNN S OF STATEN ISLAND

    Look at the male freak. Its wearing sandals. Ladeda what next? lipstick and nail polish?

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  57. Brenden

    SUPPORT COMMAND!!

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    September 20th, 2012

  58. Chris

    Lol, it’s mighty tighty whitey and he’s smuggling plums…

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  59. CG

    Whatever happened to no pants no service policy? Oh wait, there’s no such thing at Walmart! Anything goes.

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  60. JAMIE

    DAVE AND CHUCK THE FREAKKKKKKKKKK

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    September 21st, 2012

  61. Caro

    This guy was doing a radio promotion for 89X – Dave and Chuck the Freak were on the line with him, it was one of the funniest bits too! he was trying to see who’d kick him out over dresscode.

    cheers!

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  62. Jessica

    OMG THAT’S SO NASTY!!!! Who wears their damn underwear in public-like the first comment said you’re not in Europe first of all and second no one wants to see your tiny package! Gross-put some damn clothes on people! People who need to wear clothes really need to realize how nasty they look without them! Even if you’re just going to walmart… What they really need to realize is that people at walmart are taking their nasty ass’ picture hahaha!!

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  63. nk

    is this guy from a radio station? oh wait, 60 people already said that! anyway, isn’t it cold in there? it shrinks

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    September 26th, 2012

  64. michelle

    Au contraire, I can think of a bunch of guys who totally ROCK Speedos.
    The 2012 Summer Olympic mens swim team.
    Ryan Lochte.
    Michael Phelps.
    Nathan Adrian.
    Need I say more?!

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  65. Bryan

    SUPPORT COMMAND!!!

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    October 15th, 2012

  66. Amaya

    He’s from 89x. He was on a dare to see how many stores would allow him in wearing a speedo.

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  67. Joe

    This guy did this for 89x radio back when dave and chuck the freak were on. They tried to see what is the minimum amount of clothes a man can wear before he was kicked out of a walmart

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  68. Stacie

    Good Ole’ James from Dave and Chuck the freak on 101.1 WRIF..He will do anything!

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  69. akoscielski

    Just so everyone knows this guy is part of a Talk show in Detroit and did this because of the talk show. He was on the phone live while doing this. He has also done other things like trying to pick up a girl while at Walmart (he got kicked out by security for this) and tried selling sex toys outside of Walmart. Basically he is the show’s Guinea pig.

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  70. Andrea Tucker

    This was a radio stunt for Detroit radio on 101.1 WRIF for the Dave & Chuck the Freak show =)

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    October 23rd, 2013

  71. iluvmen

    Damn… luv ta fuck his ass nyce n hard. :-P

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  72. Sara

    I LOVE JAMES!!!!!! btw he works for 89x and that broadcast was AWESOME!!!!

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  73. Hippiepigeon

    Paint the taint!!!!

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