October 20th, 2009
Hopefully There Is Only 1

Something you probably did not know: Highlander enjoys cross-dressing.
Maryland
Hopefully There Is Only 1,
Something you probably did not know: Highlander enjoys cross-dressing.
Maryland
Hopefully There Is Only 1,
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Typical Maryland housewife….what’s the problem?
October 20th, 2009
Super freak, super freak
That guy’s a super freak
Ohhhhh!!!
October 20th, 2009
Why is the Flashdance song suddenly playing in my head?
October 20th, 2009
Flashdance rehearsal was canceled today. Jazzercise class will be held at 1pm.
October 20th, 2009
Is that a beard?
October 20th, 2009
She’s a maniac!
October 20th, 2009
Are we SURE it’s a “him”?
October 20th, 2009
Mrs. Doubtfire shopping at Wally world!
October 20th, 2009
I don’t even think about where the katana might be.
October 20th, 2009
I don’t even want to think about where the katana might be.
October 20th, 2009
Looks like Kid Rock has hit rock bottom
October 20th, 2009
Maybe he was trying on a Halloween costume and forgot to take it off.
October 20th, 2009
Oh, what a feeling . . . it keeps me believing . . .
I love the 80s, too, but it’s 2009, lady. Maybe she thought it was Halloween today. Who knows?
October 20th, 2009
Pretty in Pink !!
October 20th, 2009
He came in for some TRANNY fluid for his TRANS Am….
October 20th, 2009
I see he/she had to stop by Wally World after figure skating practice, going for gold in 2010
October 20th, 2009
I’m a Barbie girl!
In a Barbie woooooorld!
Made of plastic
It’s fantastic!
Dig my F#cked-up hair!
I got no Derri-ere!
My pink paltforms
Make me somewhat malformed!
October 20th, 2009
I think I know this dude, he’s on my myspace.
October 20th, 2009
Why all these god awful pink clothes? Pink is for baby girls.
October 20th, 2009
Is that a girl or a guy? well either way, at least he/she is color coordinated.
And pink is very becoming.
October 20th, 2009
It only gets worse. See the previous picture.
October 20th, 2009
He’s wearing pink for breast cancer awareness month…….and unfortunately the shoppers at Walmart are very aware of HIS breasts !
October 20th, 2009
If your skirt wasn’t so short, dude, you wouldn’t need those leg warmers.
October 20th, 2009
Lady on the left is checking the outfit out and thinking…
Mmmm mmm, I need to get an outfit like that.
October 20th, 2009
Oh my, it looks like she spilled pepto bismol all over her.
October 20th, 2009
She’s a maniac! came to my mind!! lol haha
October 20th, 2009
I will give him props for having the legs to pull off that short skirt…
October 20th, 2009
Lady on the left is thinking… “OH HELL NO!”
October 20th, 2009
From the neck up, it looks like an attempt to mimic James Caviezel from “The Passion of the Christ.” From the neck down, it looks like Jem and Barbie’s whorish aunt on her way to another stint in rehab.
October 20th, 2009
Yea, that is a pretty ugly zebra print purse….
October 20th, 2009
1980′s called, they want their leg warmers back…
October 20th, 2009
Streetwalking for the cure.
October 20th, 2009
I am thinking the pepto bismal commerical…
October 20th, 2009
What’s that back there for $5?
October 20th, 2009
What? Today was pink day!
October 20th, 2009
what I don’t get is why the heck halloween candy is $13
October 20th, 2009
Ewww..wtf?
October 20th, 2009
This look has “The Damn Factor” written all over it…
It when you see something and say “Daaaaaaayum”
October 20th, 2009
Looks like Ken has been in Barbies closet…but he’s totally out of the closet now.
October 20th, 2009
You know that Walmart employees have GOT to have the best stories.
October 20th, 2009
“She’s got legs! She know’s how to use them!”
lets continue the 80′s song list!!
October 20th, 2009
oh please let there be only one…it’s looks like the pink faery wished itself big and there was no Peter Pan in the Peanut butter aisle
October 20th, 2009
That’s the model for the new cross-dressing Ken line from Barbie.
October 20th, 2009
thats just so wrong!!!
October 20th, 2009
That’s just Tonya Harding shopping for outfits for her comeback tour – “Former Tabloid Tarts on Ice”.
October 20th, 2009
Well, now we know what happened to Olivia Newton-John’s fiancee, AND her waredrobe from the 80′s
October 20th, 2009
photoshop
October 20th, 2009
Oh, come on, people! How many of you haven’t been home, jamming to Miley Cyrus in your daughter’s clothes, and suddenly realize you’re out of masking tape?
October 20th, 2009
I thought wedges were out this season?
October 20th, 2009
While I have a good laugh at a lot of these pictures, it’s actually sad how much mental disorder there is in the world. I mean, this is just WalMart… scary thought.
October 20th, 2009
Is that a members only jacket? if so she/he is the only member left.
October 20th, 2009
Austinites, doesn’t that look like Leslie?
For those who don’t know Leslie is Austin’s homeless crossdresser who ran for Mayor a couple of years ago. Gotta love Texas!
October 20th, 2009
Is this in Fred-neck?
October 20th, 2009
I have GOT to move to the States….
October 20th, 2009
Since being jilted by the Fonz the aging Pinky Tuscadaro tries to console herself, binge shopping at WallysRus.
October 20th, 2009
My “Aerobic Barbie” has the exact same outfit.
October 20th, 2009
At least he’s “Going Pink” for the cure!
October 20th, 2009
I guess PINK really is the new black…
October 20th, 2009
Looks like he’s going tirck or treating as Arthur “Killer” Kane
October 20th, 2009
What is it putting in the basket? It puts the lotion in the basket, of course…
October 20th, 2009
“Dad! Did you steal ANOTHER one of my outfits!”
October 20th, 2009
Hey boys and girls, it’s Meth Lab Barbie!
October 20th, 2009
I don’t think this is what John Hughes had in mind when he wrote “Pretty in Pink.
October 20th, 2009
I’m going purge my closet of all things pink after seeing all the disasters I’ve seen on this website.
October 20th, 2009
Hey boys and girls, its Meth Lab Barbie!!!
October 20th, 2009
He can keep going past the candy because my kids won’t be knocking on his door.
October 20th, 2009
Ahhh, Pretty in pink. Do I see a remake?
October 20th, 2009
Where did she find a barbie big enough to steal that outfit from???
October 20th, 2009
Awww, poor guy!!! Looks like he’s not going to Vegas after his most recent audition for “So you think you can dance?”!!
October 20th, 2009
a simple pink ribbon would have sufficed dude….
October 20th, 2009
If that shirt was shorter he would need a warmer for something other than his legs!
October 20th, 2009
Pat goes to Walmart!! Is it a man is it a woman no one is really sure. It looks like it has breasts but they could be falsies. Those legs are very manly, and I don’t know many women that would choose that outfit.
October 20th, 2009
lmao!! the lady on the left looks like she is ready to bitch slap him and the lady on the right looks scared!!!
October 20th, 2009
Why do they always have great legs? I want those legs!
October 20th, 2009
It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it is told.
October 20th, 2009
Common he/she is celebrating breast cancer month!
October 20th, 2009
I love how the lady on the left is studying he/she to try to figure out what gender it is
October 20th, 2009
giraffe Flamingo
October 20th, 2009
I am repulsed, and yet at the same time I can’t look away and have an intense hard-on.
Does that somehow make me gay?
October 20th, 2009
Dressed in his favorite velour skirt, tank top, and sandals, Bob headed out to buy Halloween candy. Soon, Bob discovered it was only 45 degrees outside. Darn Maryland falls. Oh, well, he thought, I’ll just grab a jacket to keep my arms warm, and oh, I’m so glad I held on to those leg warmers all these years.
October 20th, 2009
I think she/he has a twin here in Seattle!
October 20th, 2009
If he were really serious about the whole “girly pink ensemble” thing, he’d have his hair in pigtails with pink ribbons. Or would that have simply been too weird?
October 20th, 2009
Actually guys, it’s Brooke Hogan after a loooong night.
October 20th, 2009
Somebody is off their meds.
October 20th, 2009
Damn – That dude stole my Halloween costume
October 20th, 2009
Jane Fonda has really let herself go!! Where’s Ted Turner when we need him?!?
October 20th, 2009
Top 10 thoughts rolling around my noggin:
10) $13.00, $8.50 & $5.00, who can afford those prices for candy…
9) Just because someone has a zebra print bag doesn’t automatically qualify them as a crossdresser
8) Who wears pink shoes after labor day?
7) Hair club for men really works
6) The cart is in perfect focus and the assumed subject matter is fuzzy – poor photo composition and execution. Doesn’t anyone care about quality anymore
5) I am gonna get my woman some leg warmers and get me some lovin… mm mm mm
4) Why does everyone have a white plastic bag prior to the checkout lane. Cleary a fashion accessory I have been missing…
3) Who knew they made wedge sandles in size 12 EEE.
2) Taupe pantyhose and leg warmers – tacky
1) I wonder if the carpet matches the drapes…
October 20th, 2009
Every girl’s crazy ’bout a shart dressed____um yeah, I think NOT.
October 20th, 2009
Prity in Pink does NOT work in this case……
October 20th, 2009
What is up with the $13 candy??
October 20th, 2009
if you’re gonna dress like a girl.. at least dress like one with fashions sense.
October 20th, 2009
Why do they always wear PINK!!!!! why!!!! Now I have to rid my home of that color!!!!
October 20th, 2009
DAD?!
October 20th, 2009
Poor guy is convinced he’s having that dream again….the one where he’s at walmart dressed as an 80′s valley girl……
October 20th, 2009
If “he” asks you to help him load a couch in the back of his van, run away.
October 20th, 2009
Is this a man or woman? I can’t tell…
October 20th, 2009
I’m so glad to see there’s pictures of the atrocities that can be found in Maryland Wal Marts!!
October 20th, 2009
Hey, don’t you need my permission to post this???
October 20th, 2009
“ITS PUTS THE LOTION ON THE SKIN”
October 20th, 2009
PINK is my favorite crayon,
PINK as the sheets that we lay on.
October 20th, 2009
OK, I blew up the pic in Photoshop. That’s not a beard. It’s a spot from the digital camera. It happens.
Also, if this chick was shorter, she’d look just like my step-daughter who LOVES pink. Bleah!!!
October 20th, 2009
So that’s what happens to OLD strippers!
October 20th, 2009
Pretty in Pink? My ASS.
I love waffles
October 20th, 2009
HOLY SHIT!! what walmart was that at?? (I live in MD) I never see people that interesting in wally world.
October 20th, 2009
The lady looks like she can’t believe what she is seeing. You know she has got to be thinking to herself “You sick white Mofo, if I ever see you around my grandkids…”
October 20th, 2009
Leg warmers are sooooooooooo last decade……
October 20th, 2009
Jazzercize is alive and well.
October 20th, 2009
Wow, Madonna really needs to get back on the HRT!
October 20th, 2009
susag g. komen says thanks but no thanks.
October 20th, 2009
there should be only none!
October 20th, 2009
It’s been a long day for me and I may be missing it .. but what in this has a tie to “Highlander”? Can someone explain it to me?
October 20th, 2009
come on now respect the people who are observing Breast cancer awareness month!!!!
October 20th, 2009
I don’t get it. The lens distorts her face and makes it look kind of like she has a beard, and the outfit is dreadfully pink, but other than that I don’t think she looks bad. It’s not a guy with a beard – it’s a girl being shot with a really bad camera.
October 20th, 2009
“Its” in the halloween section last finishing touches to the costume for the party
October 20th, 2009
Dude, that’s a girl. See the little bumps in the chest region? Honestly.
October 20th, 2009
It’s a guy! I know! I live in PA on the MD border and have seen him in the Wal-Mart here. I swore the next time I saw him I was going to take a picture and submit it here!
October 20th, 2009
He feels pretty!
Oh so pretty!
He feels pretty and witty and bright!
October 20th, 2009
well. what really makes the pic are the other 2 the black lady and the old lady starting like “really.. are you serious??”
October 20th, 2009
I’ve seen thay guy at Target, too!
October 20th, 2009
I think I saw this same guy trying on high heeled shoes at the WalMart in Mobile Alabama a couple months ago!
October 21st, 2009
Bird on a Wire hahahahaha
October 21st, 2009
Tugg
Typical Maryland housewife….what’s the problem?
The problem is: (que music) DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY AHA AHA DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY!
October 21st, 2009
Ok Ok….This is it….I’ll laugh at this one!!!! Do that at home, I don’t want my grandkids asking me why that guy has his daughters skirt on! For Pete’s sake! I agree with ‘Grandmas Drinking’ maybe I shouldn’t wear pink anymore either!!
October 21st, 2009
Wow $13 for a bag of candy. Man Wal-Mart has changed. Oh look its Daphne!!
October 21st, 2009
Wow $13 for a bag of candy!
October 21st, 2009
First impression, pink yetti.
October 21st, 2009
Well at least he/she looks better than the last couple of folks wearing pink…mostly covered….color cordinated…nothing nasty hangin out …and not alot of folks can carry off that much pink.
October 21st, 2009
It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again.
October 21st, 2009
I think SUGARTITS is really Shirley Q. Liquor.
October 21st, 2009
They may take our lives! But they’ll never take OUR HOT PINK LEG WARMERS!!!
October 21st, 2009
Is this the frederick store?
October 21st, 2009
The very first drag queen my 12 yr old saw was at Walmart–he looked like RuPaul doing the walk of shame–you know, the morning after..
October 22nd, 2009
Just pickin’ up 16 Candles.
October 22nd, 2009
I live in MD on the PA line (someone else said they lived in PA on the line) and I know him. He’s my friend’s dad… and yes, those ARE breasts…
October 23rd, 2009
And we thought there could only be one Highlander? Another pink nightmare….
October 25th, 2009
Jem is truly outrageous, y’all!!!!!! LOL
October 25th, 2009
Seriously its a guy. saw “it” in PA. no beard but its gotta be a man.
October 25th, 2009
I can confirm that this is a guy. I also saw “it” in Maryland. I was in the checkout line when my wife very subtly whispered to me, “look behind you”. I about lost my cookies. He was right behind me in line, wearing basically the same outfit as pictured here, including the pink leg warmers. Dude is tall. It was a challenge to keep my 4-year-old daughter from staring at him/it.
October 26th, 2009
Yes, seen it @ my store lol
October 27th, 2009
Reminds me of the “gal” who came to the golf course I work at…”she” wore a skirt too, and had better legs than I do! All of my male co-workers scattered and left me alone with “her.” Bastards!
October 27th, 2009
i’m too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt it hurts…I am on the catwalk, on the catwalk…I shake my little tush on the catwalk….
October 30th, 2009
I don’t get the Highlander reference.
October 30th, 2009
I was wondering when I would see one of these be from Maryland. Seems like Florida has the market cornered. Finally and I think I have seen that thing before. lol
November 16th, 2009
At least the dude’s in shape and has good legs.
November 23rd, 2009
Ever just want to look at something a little freaky and realize its your neighbor? Trust me, that’s no Halloween costume. Even Trani’s have bad hair days.
October 24th, 2010
OMG ive seen this guy at a target in MD before!
December 14th, 2010
Pretty sure it could be “Brittany Girl” Dale. I hear her on 98rock all the time… I could be wrong but this really looks like her
December 19th, 2011
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