The Alabama Slamma



I suppose if I saw her one day it wouldn’t surprise me to learn that she can make seriously poor outfit decisions more than once. So which one ya got here people? Personally, I’m about to scream redrum anyway, so that’s my pick.

Alabama

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The Alabama Slamma, 6.0 out of 10 based on 291 ratings

33 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. MM

    DAMN! She’s wearing my pink onesie.

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    September 18th, 2012

  2. Slop Jar Magoo

    I’m sure LuLu had to use a 5-ton come-along and axle grease to squeeze into the spandex outfit…..where there’s a will there’s a way.

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    September 18th, 2012

  3. kristy

    Snooki???

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    September 18th, 2012

  4. Jen

    She’s sh*t outta luck in that outfit if she needs to take a pee really fast.

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    September 18th, 2012

  5. Scott

    Hey, isn’t that Gene Simmons?? I think he’s gone a little overboard with the cosmetic surgery!

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    September 18th, 2012

  6. Brendon

    All that gunt…such a little onesie

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    September 18th, 2012

  7. The Last Universalist

    The all-pink outfit is pretty on her.

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    September 18th, 2012

  8. brandy

    someone needs to enter her on the tv show what not to wear!!!!! for the public’s health sake!

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    September 18th, 2012

  9. scott allen

    You found Elvis

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    September 18th, 2012

  10. Lizzie

    I just want her to stand up straight! She looks like a duck waddling around in spandex…

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    September 18th, 2012

  11. Andy

    She looks like a giant marshmallow peep. In her defense,it is almost Easter.

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    September 18th, 2012

  12. Rock it

    I thought Pepto-Bismol was suppose to help my stomach not make me sick to my stomach.

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    September 18th, 2012

  13. bumbles

    i don’t know man. i’m digging that pink leotard cause it takes me back to the 80s but i’m loving those socks? booties? what are those? i don’t know but i want them.

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    September 18th, 2012

  14. OlGriz

    What,………….you couldn’t drink her pretty?

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    September 18th, 2012

  15. Catherne Benson

    Just one remark..and it covers EVERY Wal Mart People Picture I have seen….DON’T THEY LOOK IN A MIRROR…..OR IS THIER’S MAGIC and they don’t see what the rest of the world sees???

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    September 18th, 2012

  16. signguy

    Thanks a lot… My Valentines Day, Christmas and Easter have all been ruined.

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    September 18th, 2012

  17. Joey BadaBing

    Tha’ Slamma is lookin’ for a SLAMMA

    any volunteers for this suicide mission ?

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    September 18th, 2012

  18. broketaxpayer

    I want to know what she sees when she checks herself out in the mirror and says, “I’m so fine!”

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    September 18th, 2012

  19. Bullet Dr

    Honey Boo Boo in 40 years. Jus’ sayin’.

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    September 18th, 2012

  20. I WAS REJECTED BY LYNN S OF STATEN ISLAND

    Beautiful girl on the right but could you show her in flip flops please?

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    September 18th, 2012

  21. Allison

    Once again, at least everything is COVERED, horrible outfit aside…it’s really all we can ask for at this point…

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    September 18th, 2012

  22. Bryguy

    Pretty in Pink.

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    September 18th, 2012

  23. Layla

    Alabama – Our trailer trash can beat up your trailer trash.

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    September 18th, 2012

  24. MasterBaiter

    That blob on the right can’t possibly think she looks good unless she is seriously intoxicated. Why doesn’t she just stay home and drink with her cats?

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    September 18th, 2012

  25. Anon

    The one on the right look ugly as sin.

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    September 18th, 2012

  26. Ange

    Hey, at least all her parts are covered. I think she deserves kudos for that.

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    September 18th, 2012

  27. Mommied2x

    Did she get her hair done at the Walmart Salon? In the picture on the left one side of her hair is about 2 inches shorter than the other side.

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    September 18th, 2012

  28. fromhell

    Must be the meth.

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    September 18th, 2012

  29. energizer

    Is that Magilla Gorilla?

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    September 19th, 2012

  30. 4 wheeling granny

    good to see a woman who isn’t afraid of color.

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    September 19th, 2012

  31. paw

    is that female?

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    September 19th, 2012

  32. eyesapoppin

    Pink does appear to be her color — if she only had worn the pink shirt with a pair of jeans, oh well, back to mopping up the blood from my bleeding eyes.

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    September 19th, 2012

  33. kenigma

    i have to find out where this woman lives. i want her…i mean it.

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    December 28th, 2012

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