I see that anaconda definitely wanted some since you got buns hun.
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My anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns hun!
September 11th, 2012
Looks like her anaconda swallowed a goat.
…….why would anyone do this?
*No anacondas were harmed in the making of this travesty*
They don’t make snakes that his just sayin
*Samuel L. Jackson voice* IM TIRED, OF THESE MOTHA***** SNAKES, ON THESE MOTHA****** PANTS!!!
Why…just why …….does she think that looks good?
Ba Damn that’s a lot of ass that Snake is trying to eat!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And they wonder how some species go extinct…
Thats a single roll, on top of a hot dog bun.
My anaconda will never rise again, OMG!!
That snake needed glasses. It couldn’t possibly eat that much.
Slop Jar Magoo
Now I see why anaconda’s are going extinct……It must’ve taken most the snake population in Mississippi to make her a pair of pants.
other than the fact that you can see where the pants end at her kanckles…id say she had to paint them damn things on.
I just finished listening to Peter Yarrow sing “Don’t Laugh At Me”… Damnit !
oh my….I can’t unsee this either. Please direct this nice lady to the MIRROR dept. …seems the one she may have been using is broken.
The snake tried to eat her, but choked and died
Why on God’s green earth would you go out in public looking like that. I have a little fate on my but I try and hide it. I don’t wear clingy clothes!!!
Wrong! I see at least 2 anacondas!
Sick n wrong….nuff said !
First time my eyes ever SLAMMED shut …
With God as my witness I did not know a snakes jaw could open THAT wide.
Snake in the grass – I mean – snake in the parking lot.
Please don’t shed…
Oh my god becky look at her butt. It is so big. She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends.
Is that the Obama bitch ??
Bet this anaconda is sorry it took on THIS meal.
I got nothin’. You guys said everything I was thinking. OMG! Friends don’t let friends leave the (whore) house looking like this.
I don’t even think she has pants on it looks like a full bottom half tattoo haha
If she farts those snakeskin britches will blow right off & we will see something worse!
This is why you bring your gun with you when you go out in the swamp.
The Last Universalist
Nothing wrong here at all! She’s not exposing any body parts she shouldn’t be. She doesn’t have a femullet or some other awful hair style.
Just because shes’s not a size 0 doesn’t make her not look good. I actually like the design on the pants. In fact, I find her quite attractive, at least from the rear. Still need to check the front to make sure she’s not a but ‘er face.
You guys should start writing the captions.
She is butt naked and those are veins! (Looks a damned road map of Toronto!)
She shouldn’t leave the house with anything less than a tent covering her fat-ass self.
Winner of the snake competitive eating contest! Before he choked to death.
looks like the Anaconda mutated into a large woman.
September 12th, 2012
OOoooh Alita is right! Big honkin’ humans instead of hot dogs or pie!
This is even worse than the flesh colored leggins you see on here all the time. Not only does she look sudo naked but she appears to be rather well marbled!
Is that an anaconda trying to swallow a whale???
Snake will be digesting that ass till Christmas!
September 13th, 2012
Adds a whole new level to the word “constrictor”
September 14th, 2012
Is that the same snake whose photo made the rounds when it tried swallowing an alligator?
September 19th, 2012
How can she possibly think that looks good? It would still be awful if the pants were a solid color, but the snakeskin print increases the awfulness by eleventy billion.
September 20th, 2012
I can’t wait till he finishes eating her!
September 29th, 2012
don’t know about ya’ll but i’d let my anaconda in them pants to play
October 2nd, 2012
It doesn’t look like snake skin, it looks more like a bad case of vericose veins
October 10th, 2012