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September 11th, 2012

My Anaconda



I see that anaconda definitely wanted some since you got buns hun.

Mississippi

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51 Comments | In: Featured Creature, Funny, Mississippi, Walmart Fashion

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  1. Daniel

    My anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns hun!

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  2. bette

    Looks like her anaconda swallowed a goat.

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  3. Chuck B.

    …….why would anyone do this?

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  4. bumbles

    :/

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  5. Christy

    *No anacondas were harmed in the making of this travesty*

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  6. sblack

    They don’t make snakes that his just sayin

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  7. DeeCee

    *Samuel L. Jackson voice* IM TIRED, OF THESE MOTHA***** SNAKES, ON THESE MOTHA****** PANTS!!!

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  8. sblack

    Big

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  9. rnjane

    Why…just why …….does she think that looks good?

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  10. Dave

    Ba Damn that’s a lot of ass that Snake is trying to eat!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  11. Scott R

    And they wonder how some species go extinct…

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  12. Jon P

    Thats a single roll, on top of a hot dog bun.

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  13. Robert

    My anaconda will never rise again, OMG!!

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  14. Whoh

    I’m speechless

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  15. girlwatcher

    That snake needed glasses. It couldn’t possibly eat that much.

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  16. Slop Jar Magoo

    Now I see why anaconda’s are going extinct……It must’ve taken most the snake population in Mississippi to make her a pair of pants.

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  17. swasz

    other than the fact that you can see where the pants end at her kanckles…id say she had to paint them damn things on.

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  18. notalenthack

    I just finished listening to Peter Yarrow sing “Don’t Laugh At Me”… Damnit !

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  19. ms codpiece

    oh my….I can’t unsee this either. Please direct this nice lady to the MIRROR dept. …seems the one she may have been using is broken.

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  20. Joey BadaBing

    The snake tried to eat her, but choked and died :-(

    poor snake

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  21. Heidi Kreizinger

    Why on God’s green earth would you go out in public looking like that. I have a little fate on my but I try and hide it. I don’t wear clingy clothes!!!

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  22. gina

    Wrong! I see at least 2 anacondas!

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  23. Nunya Bizniz

    Sick n wrong….nuff said !

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  24. signguy

    First time my eyes ever SLAMMED shut …

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  25. mark

    With God as my witness I did not know a snakes jaw could open THAT wide.

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  26. Jen

    Snake in the grass – I mean – snake in the parking lot.

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  27. busted

    Please don’t shed…

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  28. Mike

    Oh my god becky look at her butt. It is so big. She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends.

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  29. whitecoon

    Is that the Obama bitch ??

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  30. Lily

    Bet this anaconda is sorry it took on THIS meal.

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  31. Mellie

    I got nothin’. You guys said everything I was thinking. OMG! Friends don’t let friends leave the (whore) house looking like this.

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  32. Maura

    I don’t even think she has pants on it looks like a full bottom half tattoo haha

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  33. Watertender

    If she farts those snakeskin britches will blow right off & we will see something worse!

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  34. jag

    This is why you bring your gun with you when you go out in the swamp.

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  35. The Last Universalist

    Nothing wrong here at all! She’s not exposing any body parts she shouldn’t be. She doesn’t have a femullet or some other awful hair style.

    Just because shes’s not a size 0 doesn’t make her not look good. I actually like the design on the pants. In fact, I find her quite attractive, at least from the rear. Still need to check the front to make sure she’s not a but ‘er face.

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  36. PGAL

    LULA!

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  37. verbatim

    You guys should start writing the captions.
    funny stuff.

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  38. Northerngirl

    She is butt naked and those are veins! (Looks a damned road map of Toronto!)

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  39. MasterBaiter

    She shouldn’t leave the house with anything less than a tent covering her fat-ass self.

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  40. alita

    Winner of the snake competitive eating contest! Before he choked to death.

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  41. CG

    looks like the Anaconda mutated into a large woman.

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  42. verbatim

    OOoooh Alita is right! Big honkin’ humans instead of hot dogs or pie!

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  43. killer keller

    This is even worse than the flesh colored leggins you see on here all the time. Not only does she look sudo naked but she appears to be rather well marbled!

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  44. fromhell

    Is that an anaconda trying to swallow a whale???

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  45. jimbo57

    Snake will be digesting that ass till Christmas!

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  46. slart

    Adds a whole new level to the word “constrictor”

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  47. Carcajou

    Is that the same snake whose photo made the rounds when it tried swallowing an alligator?

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  48. WHATTHEWHAT

    How can she possibly think that looks good? It would still be awful if the pants were a solid color, but the snakeskin print increases the awfulness by eleventy billion.

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  49. MarinerMB

    I can’t wait till he finishes eating her!

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  50. Da Faq

    don’t know about ya’ll but i’d let my anaconda in them pants to play

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  51. J. Stone

    It doesn’t look like snake skin, it looks more like a bad case of vericose veins

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