So appropriate. But yeah, I’ll believe that like I’ll believe John Skelton is a legitimate NFL QB. Piss off.
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The world is his clam.
That’s not bad, in fact I kinda like it. At least they have each other.
September 17th, 2012
Funny that they are in the feminine needs aisle
Hey at least if they are perfecting the art of 69 they aren’t reproducing
Well I guess he won’t be mastering her clam this week since they are in the feminine product aisle
The sign above his head made me shudder.
It’s just perfect that this is in the “feminine needs” section.
Are they talking about the bearded clam?
He’s the Clam Master… she’s the Lucky Clam?
People just don’t have ‘filters’ anymore! That’s why it’s called intimacy, it’s between two people, not all of Wallyworld!
im thinkin that he could almost pass for chuck liddell.lol. its cool that they are wearing jerseys that go together though
A lucky bearded clam.
Keep clam and carry on
I too am a Clam Master: I can teach them to do backflips, front flips, stunts! All unknown to most common…. ah… clams. Yeah. That’s it I was going to say- clams.
Probably smells like the beach at low tide.
There’s a caveat here – a five day per month blockout period will apply as evidenced by our loving couple’s proximity to the feminine hygeine products section. That said, I wouldn’t mind if my own clam mastery was reciprocated somehow! Any advice, readers?
Ya Trizzy, get the eff off here and go find a woman
Just like us.
If it smells like fish.. stay away!
I guess he thinks he meets all feminine needs…
You folks’ error is applying normal standards to abnormal people. What makes you think the “five days of the month” slows down the “Clam Master”?
Clam, Bam, Thank you Ma’am.
Got one thanks, Verbatim. OK, I did ask for it.
September 18th, 2012
staged and yet still tackey
Slop Jar Magoo
I wonder how the Clam Master will deal with the peter cheaters????
okay – SLOP JAR MAGOO – what’s a peter cheater?
So I guess you two -who’ve I’ve never met- want everyone including me to know how you’re enthralled with your own oral sex lives, and maybe envision the Master in frantic cunnilingus with the bearded clam? No thanks, I have my own problems.
I wonder what he had to pay her to wear that stupid shirt in public… what a tool.
September 19th, 2012
That is awesome! 69 all the time
September 26th, 2012
Aww, I think it’s kind of cute.
October 9th, 2012
looks like that clam might have a bad case of e coli
November 2nd, 2012
I blame #6, and the rest of his gender, for this: #9 has no say in the matter, probably given to her under the guise of a “thoughtful” chrismas gift.
#9, he ain’t thinking of you; he is too pre-occupied thinking of clam chowder, and what strangers think of his ever-important libido. Sadly, you are just a clam…. tool… clam…. pawn… clam…. whatever… both of y’all are sick.
April 1st, 2013
And, I am quite certain #6 gave you the infection, for which you find yourself shopping for vaginal creams, cures and relief.
You know he didn’t catch it from you.