Happy As A Clam



So appropriate. But yeah, I’ll believe that like I’ll believe John Skelton is a legitimate NFL QB. Piss off.

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  1. energizer

    The world is his clam.

    That’s not bad, in fact I kinda like it. At least they have each other.

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    September 17th, 2012

  2. bunniemagyk

    Funny that they are in the feminine needs aisle :)

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    September 17th, 2012

  3. victhst

    Hey at least if they are perfecting the art of 69 they aren’t reproducing

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    September 17th, 2012

  4. mz_ass

    Well I guess he won’t be mastering her clam this week since they are in the feminine product aisle

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    September 17th, 2012

  5. Bob

    The sign above his head made me shudder.

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    September 17th, 2012

  6. Anon

    It’s just perfect that this is in the “feminine needs” section.

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    September 17th, 2012

  7. Red Rider

    Are they talking about the bearded clam?
    He’s the Clam Master… she’s the Lucky Clam?

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    September 17th, 2012

  8. Janie1215

    People just don’t have ‘filters’ anymore! That’s why it’s called intimacy, it’s between two people, not all of Wallyworld!

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    September 17th, 2012

  9. swasz

    im thinkin that he could almost pass for chuck liddell.lol. its cool that they are wearing jerseys that go together though

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    September 17th, 2012

  10. Jen

    A lucky bearded clam.

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    September 17th, 2012

  11. elbondeedo

    Keep clam and carry on

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    September 17th, 2012

  12. Rincewind

    I too am a Clam Master: I can teach them to do backflips, front flips, stunts! All unknown to most common…. ah… clams. Yeah. That’s it I was going to say- clams.

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    September 17th, 2012

  13. rufus

    Probably smells like the beach at low tide.

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    September 17th, 2012

  14. Trizzy

    There’s a caveat here – a five day per month blockout period will apply as evidenced by our loving couple’s proximity to the feminine hygeine products section. That said, I wouldn’t mind if my own clam mastery was reciprocated somehow! Any advice, readers?

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    September 17th, 2012

  15. verbatim

    Ya Trizzy, get the eff off here and go find a woman

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    September 17th, 2012

  16. jag

    Just like us.

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    September 17th, 2012

  17. Keefers

    If it smells like fish.. stay away!

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    September 17th, 2012

  18. PPLWATCHER

    I guess he thinks he meets all feminine needs…

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    September 17th, 2012

  19. Mumashik

    You folks’ error is applying normal standards to abnormal people. What makes you think the “five days of the month” slows down the “Clam Master”?

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    September 17th, 2012

  20. Lisa

    Clam, Bam, Thank you Ma’am.

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    September 17th, 2012

  21. Trizzy

    Got one thanks, Verbatim. OK, I did ask for it.

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    September 18th, 2012

  22. loki

    staged and yet still tackey

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    September 18th, 2012

  23. Slop Jar Magoo

    I wonder how the Clam Master will deal with the peter cheaters????

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    September 18th, 2012

  24. jag

    okay – SLOP JAR MAGOO – what’s a peter cheater?

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    September 18th, 2012

  25. alita

    So I guess you two -who’ve I’ve never met- want everyone including me to know how you’re enthralled with your own oral sex lives, and maybe envision the Master in frantic cunnilingus with the bearded clam? No thanks, I have my own problems.

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    September 18th, 2012

  26. eyesapoppin

    I wonder what he had to pay her to wear that stupid shirt in public… what a tool.

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    September 19th, 2012

  27. Ambrosa

    That is awesome! 69 all the time :)

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    September 26th, 2012

  28. CLAMLYDIA

    Aww, I think it’s kind of cute.

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    October 9th, 2012

  29. larry

    looks like that clam might have a bad case of e coli

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    November 2nd, 2012

  30. Stefanya

    I blame #6, and the rest of his gender, for this: #9 has no say in the matter, probably given to her under the guise of a “thoughtful” chrismas gift.

    #9, he ain’t thinking of you; he is too pre-occupied thinking of clam chowder, and what strangers think of his ever-important libido. Sadly, you are just a clam…. tool… clam…. pawn… clam…. whatever… both of y’all are sick.

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  31. Stefanya

    And, I am quite certain #6 gave you the infection, for which you find yourself shopping for vaginal creams, cures and relief.

    You know he didn’t catch it from you.

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