The Pompadour Playboy



Look at that big beautiful bouffant! My goodness. You just look like a guy that should constantly carry a tiny dog everywhere, but secretly have your thumb up it’s ass.

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The Pompadour Playboy, 8.0 out of 10 based on 650 ratings

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  1. Just me

    COMB OVER!!!! Bet his hair flaps like a lid in the wind. He could teach Donald Trump how to do it.

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    September 25th, 2012

  2. the gooch

    two different freaks…check out belt loops. either way…c-r-e-e-p-y

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    September 25th, 2012

  3. Allison

    The construction of this hairdo is very mysterious! Do you think he uses bumpits?

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    September 25th, 2012

  4. Lance

    I didn’t know Lady Gaga shopped at Walmart

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    September 25th, 2012

  5. Robyn

    To begin with..Those are 2 different people…but both look like dorks the same lol

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    September 25th, 2012

  6. B.Johnston

    I would run laughing from the store.
    Bahahahahahaha~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    September 25th, 2012

  7. Ethan

    Thats crazy, those are 2 different pictures of him in the same pose. Look at the pants!! that is 2 different trips to Wal-Mart!!!

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    September 25th, 2012

  8. deuce

    Is that Sterling Marlin?

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    September 25th, 2012

  9. Steve

    Dear Whackjob,

    Please do not wear our shirts in public. You’re cramping our style.

    Thank you,
    T. Hilfiger

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    September 25th, 2012

  10. LOL

    I bet he keeps TRESemmé in business! He’s looking at hair spray in the first picture!! Like they say in texas the bigger the hair the closer to god you are y’all! Lmao!

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    September 25th, 2012

  11. mort

    Elvis trying out a new color!

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    September 25th, 2012

  12. MMJeep

    Hey – It’s Johnny Bravo!!!!

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    September 25th, 2012

  13. Chrissy

    That is the same guy and he is actually very well off… He dresses like this all the time! I have seen him in several stores in the Arlington area.

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    September 25th, 2012

  14. D. Anderson

    I’ve seen this guy at Sherlock’s in Arlington!! LMFAO!

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    September 25th, 2012

  15. Leahmarks

    That’s not a bouffant, it’s a pompadour.

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    September 25th, 2012

  16. wanda lee

    that cannot be real, it has to be a Dolly Parton recycle.

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    September 25th, 2012

  17. Scott R

    Wind tunnel tested and approved…rock on with your head helmet!!!!

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    September 25th, 2012

  18. verbatim

    What’s sad is he would be a nice looking man without that.

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    September 25th, 2012

  19. Ric

    He probably arrived in a chariot pulled by a quartet of fiery stallions.

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    September 25th, 2012

  20. Robyn

    ZOMG THIS GUY LIVES DOWN THE ROAD FROM ME IN ARLINGTON TEXAS! HE SHOPS @ THE SAME KROGERS AS ME!!!

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    September 25th, 2012

  21. JayDubIII

    Looks like the Wally World version of Porter Waggoner…..

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    September 25th, 2012

  22. Wally_World Gawker

    2 different people….same beauty school on bouffant day.

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    September 25th, 2012

  23. electronicsgwad

    I”VE SEEN THIS GUY IN MY STORE!!!

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    September 25th, 2012

  24. Netjnke

    It should say OverTheHilfiger

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    September 25th, 2012

  25. Kelly

    My eyes were drawn to the second photo and I thought it was a manneqin with an acrylic wig!

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    September 25th, 2012

  26. Mark

    OMG I thought Porter Wagner was dead

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    September 25th, 2012

  27. girlwatcher

    Unless this guy moved to Texas or was visiting we have an IDENTICAL guy in Saginaw or Bay City Michigan! I see him all the time!
    It’s the exact same hair and color and same face and body shape. It must be the same guy. I can’t believe two guys would be this stupid.

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    September 25th, 2012

  28. Bolts

    THE DONALD!

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    September 25th, 2012

  29. toeachhisown

    @girlwatcher

    You know, they say we all have an identical twin somewhere in the world…

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    September 25th, 2012

  30. Northerngirl

    I didn’t know the Man From Glad had procreated.

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    September 25th, 2012

  31. Mother Trucker

    His hair is jacked up to Jesus!

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    September 25th, 2012

  32. MM

    What’s wrong with a thumb up the ass? I like lots of things up my ass . My favorite thing to stick up my ass is a crucifix because it makes me feel like I know how jesus felt only I suffer more so I’m saving HIM from temptation. All hail hay-sus h cristy the fat mexican governor.

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    September 25th, 2012

  33. Watertender

    He looks Mahhhhvaaalesssss!!! Imagine the hat he would have to wear to cover that Pooop-a-door…..

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    September 25th, 2012

  34. Scieron

    I bet he has creases pressed down the front of his jeans!

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    September 25th, 2012

  35. tj

    Damn, Johnny Bravo did not age well at all.

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    September 25th, 2012

  36. verbatim

    Evil MM, you are going to hell for sure! LMFAO

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    September 25th, 2012

  37. signguy

    Hey pal, this ain’t the 50′s and you ain’t black…

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    September 25th, 2012

  38. spunky

    I did not know Calista had a brother. Looks like a wig to me.

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    September 25th, 2012

  39. girlwatcher

    @ toeachhisown Jesus, who’d want to be his twin?

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    September 25th, 2012

  40. PPLWATCHER

    Big hair never went out of style in the South… :)

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    September 25th, 2012

  41. toeachhisown

    Some things in life you can’t choose…like family.

    And apparently anonymous identical twins too.

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    September 25th, 2012

  42. Radical Ed

    That hair is f**king AWESOME!!!

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    September 25th, 2012

  43. Jen

    Must be wearing one of those “Bump It” hair inserts.

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    September 25th, 2012

  44. FrozenStiff

    It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s….Captain Hairdo!

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    September 25th, 2012

  45. thebanjoguy

    Wig.

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    September 26th, 2012

  46. Jaretta

    I actually met that guy in an Arlington bar – he’s super fun to party with!

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  47. z

    hair extensions anyone?

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    September 26th, 2012

  48. Reggie

    Well, at least we know one thing for sure, and that is who he is supporting for POTUS. All of the people who look like this are Romney fans.

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    September 26th, 2012

  49. Buckwheat

    I don’t care what you guys say. This guy is the man. I don’t care if it is a wig or a comb-over. This guy has style.

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    September 26th, 2012

  50. toeachhisown

    OK Buckwheat.

    We’ll take your word for it, because we all know, you really know about hair styles.

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    September 26th, 2012

  51. Hapeee

    Oh come on – that guy has got to be a musician and, when it comes to apparel etc., musicians get a special pass. Just because. :)

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    September 26th, 2012

  52. eyesapoppin

    hey – quit hatin’ on grandpa — he looks good from the back for an older guy and at least he 1. doesn’t have his ass hangin’ out of his pants in back, 2. isn’t sporting a shart or 3. have an alteration (tattoo, bizarre piercing) to his body that renders him unemployable. He looks clean, and I’m betting he’s an entertainer of some type.

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    September 27th, 2012

  53. Terri Turner

    Puttin’ out the vibe! Look out ladies, here is one tall tasty drink of water!

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    September 27th, 2012

  54. !saac

    Um, sir ? There seems to be a large growth on your neck.

    Oooops, nevermind, it’s just your head.

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    September 27th, 2012

  55. energizer

    That rug begs the question…

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    September 27th, 2012

  56. LindaLou

    Hey, dude. The 80′s called. They want their Sergio Valente jeans back! (and their big hair, too!)

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    September 27th, 2012

  57. Walt

    -and who said Liberace was dead?

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    October 2nd, 2012

  58. Parrothead

    The Gooch,

    Same freak, different day.

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    October 3rd, 2012

  59. S.

    That exact hairstyle is popular with Rockabillies and yakuza in Japan. lol.

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    October 4th, 2012

  60. Kalina

    I know this guy, he lives in the city I grew up in and we saw him driving around all the time. He drives a convertible and his hair has looked like that since I was in high school (2005)!

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    October 4th, 2012

  61. Gmandog

    Its Max Headroom 25 years later

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    October 5th, 2012

  62. Ado

    Well dressed, I’ll say that.

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    October 10th, 2012

  63. mark

    Its sleezy P Martinie from gwar out of costume

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    October 11th, 2012

  64. Corty

    About a year ago I saw this guy driving a convertible in Amarillo. He was driving down the road but his hair was not moving.

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    October 11th, 2012

  65. michelle

    Ric Flair in 20….

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    October 11th, 2012

  66. wenz

    omg its poppa smurf

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    October 14th, 2012

  67. Evelyn

    Reminds me of one of the Whos in Whoville…I bet he used a mega amount of Aussie Instant Freeze hairspray and gel!!!

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    October 16th, 2012

  68. me here

    Definitely would make a great televangelist..

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    October 21st, 2012

  69. rsls101

    EEWWW! I just threw up in my mouth

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    October 24th, 2012

  70. Mike

    LOL! I have actually seen this guy before! It was many years ago at a bar, we were all laughing at it, he just walked around like he was the man!

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    October 25th, 2012

  71. Steve in the Hills

    NOW APPEARING AS DOUCHEBAG OF THE MONTH!

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    October 29th, 2012

  72. J

    This guy is at sherlocks in Arlington a lot

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    November 10th, 2012

  73. Mitt O Riden

    hey datz ma bruddah

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    November 24th, 2012

  74. rachel r.

    I seen this guy at a kroger in a yellow pimp suit with yellow gator we had a good ole laugh he was just walking around with 3 things in his basket lol

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    November 28th, 2012

  75. Michelle B

    This guy lives in Arlington, TX. I see him a lot in the Kroger on Ascension Boulevard. Drives a Corvette.

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    February 3rd, 2013

  76. Litzy

    I’m so jealous!!! I’m a beauty therapist and I can’t even get my hair that beautiful!!!

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    June 26th, 2013

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