The Safe Word Is…



I can’t tell if you are trying to add a little color to a dominatrix outfit or if you stole that outfit off of a tiny elf. Two options, neither are good.

Maryland

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The Safe Word Is..., 7.4 out of 10 based on 570 ratings

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  1. Michael

    I hope that’s not a guy.

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    September 12th, 2012

  2. dlcasanova

    Or maybe she’s trying to be a slutty ninja turtle?

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    September 12th, 2012

  3. Robert

    At least her bra is color coordinated!

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    September 12th, 2012

  4. Dave

    That’s is a walking and sad to say breathing STD…..the warning is tattooed on her back…………scary…..

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    September 12th, 2012

  5. Patty

    Seamed nylons add the perfect touch. Why don’t I ever think to wear them with my short shorts? I guess I’m just a fashion loser………

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    September 12th, 2012

  6. Shi

    Holy Guacamole… thats beyond frightening… I would submit just to get her to not force me to open my eyes and look at that!

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    September 12th, 2012

  7. Danielle

    50 shades of gag

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    September 12th, 2012

  8. signguy

    I think those panty hose are rotting off of her because I can’t imagine any man in the heat of passion trying to rip them off…

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    September 12th, 2012

  9. Wulf

    There is no safe word for that – RUN!!!

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    September 12th, 2012

  10. elektracutexxx

    I really have to wonder if LipService is ever ashamed of the majority of scary ass people that actually buy their clothes. They sell large-ish sizes but nobody wants to picture what that would actually look like. >_>

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    September 12th, 2012

  11. Northerngirl

    Glad to see she won the knife fight.

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    September 12th, 2012

  12. penny

    you must be paying people to dress like this, there is just no way!!! lol

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    September 12th, 2012

  13. MM

    Cheer up PATTY I’m sure you look just as good.

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    September 12th, 2012

  14. dragpipe

    I just hope she/he is not waiting to use the picture machine in the background. We can all only hope thats not the case.

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    September 12th, 2012

  15. PsychoKlown

    She’s got a square shape…..Could be SpongeBob’s mom – SpongeRoberta.

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    September 12th, 2012

  16. deuce

    Nothing styles seamed nylons like black tennis shoes. The Ninja Turtles should sue for defamation.something tells me she has been on the scene of more than one morning suicides.

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    September 12th, 2012

  17. G Spot Finder

    WTF is it????

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    September 12th, 2012

  18. killer keller

    This outfit is so confusing! Why does the bottom part look just like a square of astroturf? I don’t understand the gaping crotch hole either. Then to top off all this sexiness you borrow your husbands tennis shoes? WTH

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    September 12th, 2012

  19. Fred

    Wow, Eddie Izzard has really let himself go.

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    September 12th, 2012

  20. Mellie

    Those shoes are just SO wrong with that outfit! Completely spoiled it for me.

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    September 12th, 2012

  21. PPLWATCHER

    Spankings all around for those hose with runs!

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    September 12th, 2012

  22. Slop Jar Magoo

    The Incerdible Hulk has hit the hard times too……..Looks like he’s pimpin’ his little sister……………It’s tough to make a living in this economy.

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    September 12th, 2012

  23. Watertender

    MY EYES ARE BURNING!!! WTF is she trolling for?

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    September 12th, 2012

  24. count sinister

    She is not that bad. I wouldn’t mind giving it to her in the back door.

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    September 12th, 2012

  25. Jenn

    The real kicker, no pun intended, is the black old man sneakers. It just really pulls the whole outfit together and makes it work!!
    Or she wears them because heels make her corns hurt when she is standing on the corner all night.

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    September 12th, 2012

  26. JIMMY

    Are his balls hanging out under his skirt?Man,that is one ugly transvestite.

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    September 12th, 2012

  27. lil redhead

    I usually have something witty to say about the fashion pics….but this?…..this is something else……how does someones family and friends let them leave the house looking like this…..GROSS

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    September 12th, 2012

  28. Jen

    The Mean Green Machine.

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    September 12th, 2012

  29. Alan W

    Pervo outfit + SENSIBLE SHOES!!

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    September 12th, 2012

  30. jag

    One word – disturbing!

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    September 12th, 2012

  31. lalawojo

    The Franken-shoes totally MAKE the outfit.
    Now which aisle has the eye bleach?

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    September 12th, 2012

  32. jj

    You mean to tell me there are actually people that go out in public looking like that? I better stay home.

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    September 12th, 2012

  33. Mark

    The safe word is “My eyes!!! Oh God my eyes!!!!”

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    September 12th, 2012

  34. MJC

    That has to be a guy, his body is straight, no hips, women have hips to carry babies on them.

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  35. Layla

    Sadly, Gertrude couldn’t let go of her glory days as an extra in Cyndi Lauper’s “Girls Just Wanna Have Fun” video.

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    September 12th, 2012

  36. Allison

    MY EYES!!!!!

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    September 12th, 2012

  37. Tara

    Someone needs to tell her she has a run in her stockings.

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    September 12th, 2012

  38. Brad's Hair Grease

    Her shoes are SEXAY! They complete the ensemble

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    September 12th, 2012

  39. Cactus

    I think that’s a man…

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    September 12th, 2012

  40. Red Raider

    Jennifer Aniston after a hard night out with Charlie Sheen.

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    September 13th, 2012

  41. slap

    The “safe word” is OMFG

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    September 13th, 2012

  42. Kelly

    I bet when she goes out she always hides a $20 – in her clit.

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    September 14th, 2012

  43. elysianhunter

    Why the orthopedic shoes? It sort of ruins the ambience.

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    September 14th, 2012

  44. Picture Perfect

    You know, the big gaping hole in the stocking right up there at the top of the thigh really is the finishing touch. I mean this outfit just wouldn’t have the same, um, je ne sais quoi if that hole weren’t so stragically positioned.

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    September 14th, 2012

  45. CanuckLulu

    IT’S A MAN, BABY!

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  46. Amy

    WTF???

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    September 14th, 2012

  47. Kessog

    I got nuthin…

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    September 14th, 2012

  48. ShaDean

    Lol she’s trying to be punk rock :P

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    September 18th, 2012

  49. Borkfork

    Does she realize that when she got dressed in the dark that she pulled on one of her microfiber purses?

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    September 20th, 2012

  50. nolaboy

    She has the shape of a cinder block in spandex

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  51. RAYKILL

    SAFE WORD IS BLUEBERRY PANCAKES

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    September 20th, 2012

  52. latkin

    god luv her, i wonder if she know there is a run in her stocking? she needs a smoke and a drink!

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    September 20th, 2012

  53. MarinerMB

    OMG that is one of the NASTIEST outfits I have ever seen! OMG I’M BLIND!!!

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    September 29th, 2012

  54. ash amburgey

    did anyone notices that the lady in pink is scratching her ass…

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    December 2nd, 2012

  55. Dan

    Jenn, I hope it’s a really dark street corner she’s standing on.

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    February 27th, 2013

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