I can’t tell if you are trying to add a little color to a dominatrix outfit or if you stole that outfit off of a tiny elf. Two options, neither are good.
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I hope that’s not a guy.
September 12th, 2012
Or maybe she’s trying to be a slutty ninja turtle?
At least her bra is color coordinated!
That’s is a walking and sad to say breathing STD…..the warning is tattooed on her back…………scary…..
Seamed nylons add the perfect touch. Why don’t I ever think to wear them with my short shorts? I guess I’m just a fashion loser………
Holy Guacamole… thats beyond frightening… I would submit just to get her to not force me to open my eyes and look at that!
50 shades of gag
I think those panty hose are rotting off of her because I can’t imagine any man in the heat of passion trying to rip them off…
There is no safe word for that – RUN!!!
I really have to wonder if LipService is ever ashamed of the majority of scary ass people that actually buy their clothes. They sell large-ish sizes but nobody wants to picture what that would actually look like. >_>
Glad to see she won the knife fight.
you must be paying people to dress like this, there is just no way!!! lol
Cheer up PATTY I’m sure you look just as good.
I just hope she/he is not waiting to use the picture machine in the background. We can all only hope thats not the case.
She’s got a square shape…..Could be SpongeBob’s mom – SpongeRoberta.
Nothing styles seamed nylons like black tennis shoes. The Ninja Turtles should sue for defamation.something tells me she has been on the scene of more than one morning suicides.
G Spot Finder
WTF is it????
This outfit is so confusing! Why does the bottom part look just like a square of astroturf? I don’t understand the gaping crotch hole either. Then to top off all this sexiness you borrow your husbands tennis shoes? WTH
Wow, Eddie Izzard has really let himself go.
Those shoes are just SO wrong with that outfit! Completely spoiled it for me.
Spankings all around for those hose with runs!
Slop Jar Magoo
The Incerdible Hulk has hit the hard times too……..Looks like he’s pimpin’ his little sister……………It’s tough to make a living in this economy.
MY EYES ARE BURNING!!! WTF is she trolling for?
She is not that bad. I wouldn’t mind giving it to her in the back door.
The real kicker, no pun intended, is the black old man sneakers. It just really pulls the whole outfit together and makes it work!!
Or she wears them because heels make her corns hurt when she is standing on the corner all night.
Are his balls hanging out under his skirt?Man,that is one ugly transvestite.
I usually have something witty to say about the fashion pics….but this?…..this is something else……how does someones family and friends let them leave the house looking like this…..GROSS
The Mean Green Machine.
Pervo outfit + SENSIBLE SHOES!!
One word – disturbing!
The Franken-shoes totally MAKE the outfit.
Now which aisle has the eye bleach?
You mean to tell me there are actually people that go out in public looking like that? I better stay home.
The safe word is “My eyes!!! Oh God my eyes!!!!”
That has to be a guy, his body is straight, no hips, women have hips to carry babies on them.
Sadly, Gertrude couldn’t let go of her glory days as an extra in Cyndi Lauper’s “Girls Just Wanna Have Fun” video.
Someone needs to tell her she has a run in her stockings.
Brad's Hair Grease
Her shoes are SEXAY! They complete the ensemble
I think that’s a man…
Jennifer Aniston after a hard night out with Charlie Sheen.
September 13th, 2012
The “safe word” is OMFG
I bet when she goes out she always hides a $20 – in her clit.
September 14th, 2012
Why the orthopedic shoes? It sort of ruins the ambience.
You know, the big gaping hole in the stocking right up there at the top of the thigh really is the finishing touch. I mean this outfit just wouldn’t have the same, um, je ne sais quoi if that hole weren’t so stragically positioned.
IT’S A MAN, BABY!
I got nuthin…
Lol she’s trying to be punk rock
September 18th, 2012
Does she realize that when she got dressed in the dark that she pulled on one of her microfiber purses?
September 20th, 2012
She has the shape of a cinder block in spandex
SAFE WORD IS BLUEBERRY PANCAKES
god luv her, i wonder if she know there is a run in her stocking? she needs a smoke and a drink!
OMG that is one of the NASTIEST outfits I have ever seen! OMG I’M BLIND!!!
September 29th, 2012
did anyone notices that the lady in pink is scratching her ass…
December 2nd, 2012
Jenn, I hope it’s a really dark street corner she’s standing on.
February 27th, 2013