September 12th, 2012
The Safe Word Is…
I can’t tell if you are trying to add a little color to a dominatrix outfit or if you stole that outfit off of a tiny elf. Two options, neither are good.
Maryland
The Safe Word Is...,
I can’t tell if you are trying to add a little color to a dominatrix outfit or if you stole that outfit off of a tiny elf. Two options, neither are good.
Maryland
The Safe Word Is...,
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I hope that’s not a guy.
September 12th, 2012
Or maybe she’s trying to be a slutty ninja turtle?
September 12th, 2012
At least her bra is color coordinated!
September 12th, 2012
That’s is a walking and sad to say breathing STD…..the warning is tattooed on her back…………scary…..
September 12th, 2012
Seamed nylons add the perfect touch. Why don’t I ever think to wear them with my short shorts? I guess I’m just a fashion loser………
September 12th, 2012
Holy Guacamole… thats beyond frightening… I would submit just to get her to not force me to open my eyes and look at that!
September 12th, 2012
50 shades of gag
September 12th, 2012
I think those panty hose are rotting off of her because I can’t imagine any man in the heat of passion trying to rip them off…
September 12th, 2012
There is no safe word for that – RUN!!!
September 12th, 2012
I really have to wonder if LipService is ever ashamed of the majority of scary ass people that actually buy their clothes. They sell large-ish sizes but nobody wants to picture what that would actually look like. >_>
September 12th, 2012
Glad to see she won the knife fight.
September 12th, 2012
you must be paying people to dress like this, there is just no way!!! lol
September 12th, 2012
Cheer up PATTY I’m sure you look just as good.
September 12th, 2012
I just hope she/he is not waiting to use the picture machine in the background. We can all only hope thats not the case.
September 12th, 2012
She’s got a square shape…..Could be SpongeBob’s mom – SpongeRoberta.
September 12th, 2012
Nothing styles seamed nylons like black tennis shoes. The Ninja Turtles should sue for defamation.something tells me she has been on the scene of more than one morning suicides.
September 12th, 2012
WTF is it????
September 12th, 2012
This outfit is so confusing! Why does the bottom part look just like a square of astroturf? I don’t understand the gaping crotch hole either. Then to top off all this sexiness you borrow your husbands tennis shoes? WTH
September 12th, 2012
Wow, Eddie Izzard has really let himself go.
September 12th, 2012
Those shoes are just SO wrong with that outfit! Completely spoiled it for me.
September 12th, 2012
Spankings all around for those hose with runs!
September 12th, 2012
The Incerdible Hulk has hit the hard times too……..Looks like he’s pimpin’ his little sister……………It’s tough to make a living in this economy.
September 12th, 2012
MY EYES ARE BURNING!!! WTF is she trolling for?
September 12th, 2012
She is not that bad. I wouldn’t mind giving it to her in the back door.
September 12th, 2012
The real kicker, no pun intended, is the black old man sneakers. It just really pulls the whole outfit together and makes it work!!
Or she wears them because heels make her corns hurt when she is standing on the corner all night.
September 12th, 2012
Are his balls hanging out under his skirt?Man,that is one ugly transvestite.
September 12th, 2012
I usually have something witty to say about the fashion pics….but this?…..this is something else……how does someones family and friends let them leave the house looking like this…..GROSS
September 12th, 2012
The Mean Green Machine.
September 12th, 2012
Pervo outfit + SENSIBLE SHOES!!
September 12th, 2012
One word – disturbing!
September 12th, 2012
The Franken-shoes totally MAKE the outfit.
Now which aisle has the eye bleach?
September 12th, 2012
You mean to tell me there are actually people that go out in public looking like that? I better stay home.
September 12th, 2012
The safe word is “My eyes!!! Oh God my eyes!!!!”
September 12th, 2012
That has to be a guy, his body is straight, no hips, women have hips to carry babies on them.
September 12th, 2012
Sadly, Gertrude couldn’t let go of her glory days as an extra in Cyndi Lauper’s “Girls Just Wanna Have Fun” video.
September 12th, 2012
MY EYES!!!!!
September 12th, 2012
Someone needs to tell her she has a run in her stockings.
September 12th, 2012
Her shoes are SEXAY! They complete the ensemble
September 12th, 2012
I think that’s a man…
September 12th, 2012
Jennifer Aniston after a hard night out with Charlie Sheen.
September 13th, 2012
The “safe word” is OMFG
September 13th, 2012
I bet when she goes out she always hides a $20 – in her clit.
September 14th, 2012
Why the orthopedic shoes? It sort of ruins the ambience.
September 14th, 2012
You know, the big gaping hole in the stocking right up there at the top of the thigh really is the finishing touch. I mean this outfit just wouldn’t have the same, um, je ne sais quoi if that hole weren’t so stragically positioned.
September 14th, 2012
IT’S A MAN, BABY!
September 14th, 2012
WTF???
September 14th, 2012
I got nuthin…
September 14th, 2012
Lol she’s trying to be punk rock
September 18th, 2012
Does she realize that when she got dressed in the dark that she pulled on one of her microfiber purses?
September 20th, 2012
She has the shape of a cinder block in spandex
September 20th, 2012
SAFE WORD IS BLUEBERRY PANCAKES
September 20th, 2012
god luv her, i wonder if she know there is a run in her stocking? she needs a smoke and a drink!
September 20th, 2012
OMG that is one of the NASTIEST outfits I have ever seen! OMG I’M BLIND!!!
September 29th, 2012
did anyone notices that the lady in pink is scratching her ass…
December 2nd, 2012
Jenn, I hope it’s a really dark street corner she’s standing on.
February 27th, 2013
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