This isn’t where I put my keys…
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New scratch & sniff idea? Finger lickin’ good fudge there!
September 10th, 2012
I have it on good authority his seeing eye dog is at the vet.
Did that all the time 50 years ago. In the back pocket of my boyfriend, the appropriately named Dick…..
Yet another arrest for public indecency for John “Brown Fingers’” McTurd.
There’s gold in them there hills.
Slop Jar Magoo
Looks like Goober lost his “Booger Pouch” and is using Ellie’s bloomers as a substitute…..
Drilling for brown, sludgy oil.
The Last Universalist
I’ve been known to cop a feel of my girlfriend’s butt in public myself, so I really can’t criticize too much…
If you think you’ve hooked up with someone irresistably sexy, you do sometimes sneak a hand in for a grope, on either the top or the bottom. If your significant other doesn’t mind PDA…
Exactly, Last U. And he returned the favor.
I’m betting that is their P.O.S. car with rust on the right, haha
Good for her , even though she is not freaking model material, her man loves her or at least desires her and doesn’t care who see’s it…
I’m more concerned about the person taking the photo…
Gross!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This had to be the South.. Had to be. I just threw up a little in my mouth.
at least his hand is to the side and not right smack in the middle. if his hand was right in the middle i’d be O_o
Just keep walking baby, we’re gonna pretend like that’s not our car today
hmmm…. he misunderstood gold digger.
I couldn’t help but notice that badly rusted old car they were walking past. That car probably deserves a “People Of Walmart” post of its own.
“But I stiiiiiiillllllll haven’t found what I’m lookin’ for…” ♪ ♫
I’ve got nothin for this one.
A new meaning to the term “sticky fingered”.
Now this is how E-coli outbreaks start!!!
This is why you wipe the cart handle down with the disinfectant walmart makes available .
scooby dooby poo
That is so weird… WTF?!?!
Pretty amazing that he could even squeeze his hand down in there… I mean with her wearing her skinny jeans and all.
September 11th, 2012
Never really thought about a “Walking Lunch” around the Wally World parking lot… And won’t !
“…when he suddenly remembered: ‘We forgot to buy the cottage cheese!’”
Stan Stinkfinger strikes again. Yeah, next time I go to Wally World, I’m using those disinfectin’ wipes on the cart. Betcha he doesn’t wash his hands for the rest of the day (or the week).
Gotta admit, he’s got a nicer butt than she does.
Is the older model Ford sedan with all the rust on it their vehicle?
Yes, it’s a 1980′s Ford Fairmont, and his hand is going to have brown splotches just like the Fairmont does when he pulls it out.
He thinks it’s his own butt and keeps pinching it to wake it up. Meanwhile she’s like “oooooohh baby…!”
September 13th, 2012
Ok well maybe he thinks one in the hand is worth two in the bush…
Must be checking to see if she needs a diaper change.
September 14th, 2012
Dude has to be the worst pickpocket ever. What you don’t see is 0.00002 seconds later the woman turns round and suckerpunches him into next week.
September 19th, 2012
The rusty car to the right is NOT a Ford Fairmont. It is an early 80′s Ford LTD Crown Victoria. Oh yeah that is soooooo gross on the left!
September 22nd, 2012
Wow. Even the closest car tried to commit suicide after seeing that!!!! Check out the rust!
September 29th, 2012