All Shook Up



That’s crazy, I was just thinking to myself that I’d love to hear a shitty impersonation of Elvis while I shop. Seriously though, it looks like you stole the worst outfit from a poorly dressed elderly woman that thinks she is still young. Who beads fringe? Who wears beads? Who wears fringe? You don’t even look like Elvis. Jesus man, you literally suck at everything.

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  1. notalenthack

    I wouldn’t walk into a port-a-pot looking like that…

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    September 18th, 2012

  2. MM

    That’s not Elvis! That’s jesus h christ. He’s back! He’s back! commence Armageddon.

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    September 18th, 2012

  3. verbatim

    made me laugh

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    September 18th, 2012

  4. alita

    At least he’s trying. And I want his sunglasses.

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    September 18th, 2012

  5. PPLWATCHER

    Well, after all, he IS the World’s Best Lollipop!

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    September 18th, 2012

  6. Watertender

    Wise men say…. This Elvis looks so fake.

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    September 18th, 2012

  7. Mm

    Fail…Jesus ‘s name isn’t a random exclamation…why can’t folks just respect it?

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    September 18th, 2012

  8. Mm

    And people shouldn’t mock others by copying usernames. Fail.

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    September 18th, 2012

  9. Cynic

    He’s more of an Elvis impersonator impersonator.

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    September 18th, 2012

  10. Harley Rider

    You know he has to be good,he has a gig at WalMart.LMAO

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    September 18th, 2012

  11. Smogzilla

    I voted for the old fat Elvis stamp

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    September 18th, 2012

  12. Jen

    He’s using his microphone to ask shoppers, “Can anyone help me find the peanut butter and bananas?”

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    September 18th, 2012

  13. signguy

    If that guy was smart I believe he would be performing behind a vegetable shield…

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    September 19th, 2012

  14. signguy

    Probably an opening warm up act for an appearance by Romney… or that might even be Romney.

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    September 19th, 2012

  15. eyesapoppin

    Maybe he’s just a lonely old misguided dude standing by the lollipop display hoping someone will mistake him for a lollipop and, well you know…

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    September 19th, 2012

  16. Brian

    I think he’s wearing a bra, too…

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    September 19th, 2012

  17. MM

    Y’all need to repent cuz I said so. I’m a bible thumper. jesus h christ peeple!

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    September 19th, 2012

  18. verbatim

    Fundamentalist MM – we’ve all been copied at some point. Just pick another name…..

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    September 19th, 2012

  19. Dan

    I’m pretty sure that’s a Roy Orbison impersonator, not Elvis. I’m not TOTALLY sure, though…

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    September 25th, 2012

  20. loyce

    this was taken at the walmart where i live and umm yea i was there that day and i wanted to turn around and leave he stunk

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    September 27th, 2012

  21. SH

    I know this dude… He owns a burger joint and got busted selling pills through the drive thru window. True story!!

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    January 10th, 2013

  22. nybaby40

    awww of all the pictures Ive seen so far, he is the least shocking… give the poor man a break…the outfit may suck but he still reminded you of Elvis … so he’s not all bad! lol

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    January 28th, 2013

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