September 18th, 2012
All Shook Up
That’s crazy, I was just thinking to myself that I’d love to hear a shitty impersonation of Elvis while I shop. Seriously though, it looks like you stole the worst outfit from a poorly dressed elderly woman that thinks she is still young. Who beads fringe? Who wears beads? Who wears fringe? You don’t even look like Elvis. Jesus man, you literally suck at everything.
Oklahoma
All Shook Up,
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I wouldn’t walk into a port-a-pot looking like that…
September 18th, 2012
That’s not Elvis! That’s jesus h christ. He’s back! He’s back! commence Armageddon.
September 18th, 2012
made me laugh
September 18th, 2012
At least he’s trying. And I want his sunglasses.
September 18th, 2012
Well, after all, he IS the World’s Best Lollipop!
September 18th, 2012
Wise men say…. This Elvis looks so fake.
September 18th, 2012
Fail…Jesus ‘s name isn’t a random exclamation…why can’t folks just respect it?
September 18th, 2012
And people shouldn’t mock others by copying usernames. Fail.
September 18th, 2012
He’s more of an Elvis impersonator impersonator.
September 18th, 2012
You know he has to be good,he has a gig at WalMart.LMAO
September 18th, 2012
I voted for the old fat Elvis stamp
September 18th, 2012
He’s using his microphone to ask shoppers, “Can anyone help me find the peanut butter and bananas?”
September 18th, 2012
If that guy was smart I believe he would be performing behind a vegetable shield…
September 19th, 2012
Probably an opening warm up act for an appearance by Romney… or that might even be Romney.
September 19th, 2012
Maybe he’s just a lonely old misguided dude standing by the lollipop display hoping someone will mistake him for a lollipop and, well you know…
September 19th, 2012
I think he’s wearing a bra, too…
September 19th, 2012
Y’all need to repent cuz I said so. I’m a bible thumper. jesus h christ peeple!
September 19th, 2012
Fundamentalist MM – we’ve all been copied at some point. Just pick another name…..
September 19th, 2012
I’m pretty sure that’s a Roy Orbison impersonator, not Elvis. I’m not TOTALLY sure, though…
September 25th, 2012
this was taken at the walmart where i live and umm yea i was there that day and i wanted to turn around and leave he stunk
September 27th, 2012
I know this dude… He owns a burger joint and got busted selling pills through the drive thru window. True story!!
January 10th, 2013
awww of all the pictures Ive seen so far, he is the least shocking… give the poor man a break…the outfit may suck but he still reminded you of Elvis … so he’s not all bad! lol
January 28th, 2013
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